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#RP

Astro Blitz
Excuse me, may I place you in my will? *Astro would ask after knocking at your door of your home.* #rp
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Sprouting Bulb?
"Eh, sure, I'm gonna outlive you anyway, probably." Spins shruggedd. "But also who asks somepony that first thing in the mornin??"
Like Yesterday, 5:01 pm
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3/5
Astro Blitz
Everything Bagel time?
Like Yesterday, 7:23 pm
Sprouting Bulb?
"Everythin Bagel time."
Like Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Astro Blitz
Yay!
Like 10 hours ago
Olive Drab
As long as you aren't just leaving me with all your old furniture that I then have to deal with
Like 20 hours ago
Astro Blitz
No. I would most likely leave you parts of my fortune and some buildings. Possibly some shares in some of the companies that I own.
Like 10 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*You would find Astro staring at a jar of mayo that was placed right in front of him, at a table in the park. He was super still, just staring at the jar.* Why....why do you exist? #rp
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Bright Brave
"Hoof made. Using olive oil. By me."
Like July 22, 2025
Astro Blitz
Why does it exist, near me?
Like July 22, 2025
Bright Brave
"FOR EATING."
Like July 22, 2025
Astro Blitz
I don't want to eat it.
Like July 23, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Ooo mayo for target practics
Like July 23, 2025
Astro Blitz
Target Practice?
Like July 23, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Yez
Like July 25, 2025
Vanil
"Play me". A whisper could be heard. The sound seemed close...too close, almost as if the speaker is in one's own mind.
Like July 23, 2025
Astro Blitz
No, you are an evil thing that has only causes curses on this world.
Like July 23, 2025
Vanil
The whispers repeat, whether unaware or simply ignoring Astro's response is unknown. "Play me". Perhaps his continued fixation upon the jar is not healthy.
Like July 24, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro would shiver.* No... you an be true! Stay back you monstrous demon! *Astro would fly away from the mayo.*
Like July 24, 2025
Yami Crosshide
...what is it red one?
Like July 24, 2025
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Astro Blitz
Its evil!
Like Yesterday, 7:22 pm
Yami Crosshide
explain...how does a think you can eat have the will to be "evil"
Like 15 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Alright. *Astro would spend the next hour explaining why he hated Mayo. He had a bad foalhood experience with it. He was once placed in the kitchen closet by his parents when he was only 7. His younger siblings were just born and have been around for about 3 months now. He walked into the kitchen to... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"One time someone asked me to take my gloves off but I'd like to keep the mystery alive. Unless you can impress me, starting now. Unless you're boring if course." Norman would raise a brow and shrugge... View More
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be in a cave exploring. I had some cave-exploring gear on.* Ahh, nothing like exploring caves. The chance to find a new mineral is exciting! #rp
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Sprouting Bulb?
The bill was still being debated, and while Spinneret had some support, her protests seemed to fall on mostly deaf ears. So, desperate times called for desperate measures. "Hello again...old friend.... View More
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Ghostbit
Ghost just stared at Spins, Or He guess Sprout now before huffing, Ghost had like 15 Protests happening with animals about the bill.
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Sprouting Bulb?
Spins chuckled as well. "Hmmm...well, we'll figure it out some other time. For now, keep up the protests."
Like July 28, 2025
Ghostbit
"Aaaaaalready on it, And 99 others happening as well!"
Like 15 hours ago
Sprouting Bulb?
Spins pulled Ghost into a tight hug. "Knew I could count on you, Angel!"
Like 14 hours ago
Olive Drab
Oli blinks and looks around. "I... I'm an engineer, not a congressperson...I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do here, I'm pretty sure I can't actually vote"
Like July 26, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"You can write to the senators!! And you live in Canterlot, you can firebomb the castle if you have to!!!"
Like July 26, 2025
Olive Drab
"that last part sounds kinda illegal, though..."
Like July 26, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"Hence the 'if you have to'!"
Like July 26, 2025
Eloise
Eloise would be standing in front of her door as Sprout face planted into her stomach. Two of Eloise would be at the door, one inquisitive and one intensely looking at Sprout. "Who are you and what have you done with the changeling! Tell me now or I'll hurt you." Her eyes widening and her teeth ... View More
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Eloise
"....Stop trying to impose your weird stuff on me. I only like to smell warm fuzzy dogs, NOT BUG!" Eloise said, frustratedly as she frustratedly booped her nose before coming inside. "Nap time for Eloise."
Like July 26, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"Okay...the, uh, the bed's...available..." Spins shrugged. "...at this point, I just let these things happen."
Like July 26, 2025
Eloise
Eloise would have went to the bed as the legs of the bed would snap off once she landed. Now it is floor bed. Comfy floor bed.
Like July 26, 2025 Edited
Shifter Burnside
"?"
Like July 27, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
"."
Like July 27, 2025
Olive Drab
"‽"
Like 19 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would have a chef's outfit on.* Time to make everything chocolate! *With a fierce determination in my eyes, I would proceed to whip up a lot of chocolate food, including chocolate meat... somehow.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be visiting Menaphos. All of a sudden, chaos.* God damn it, am I going to have to save the day again...? *I was suddenly in an arena with Amascut's divine form.* ...Fuck. Why am I always the ... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I summon to bullshit my way outta this
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You're doing it! *I take out my sword and rush to her side.* Now let me help you take down this demigod!
Like 18 hours ago
Sprouting Bulb?
"You got it, sir!" Spins struck a pose, because shit just got serious.
Like 18 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We will not let you devour this land! (Amascut) Come and stop me, chosen of tumeken!
Like 18 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be in the living area of the USF HQ with Jewel, chilling and watching shows.* I do wonder what our friends are doing today. *I took a drink of ink soda.* #rp
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*I shrug.* Haven't heard from Knight or any one of our other allies recently. Guess Knight decided I wasn't fun to tease anymore. Should count that as a blessing. *She eats a brazil nut.*
Like 18 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Agreed. *I take a long sip of my ink soda.* Ahh. Perfect crispiness of the soda.
Like 18 hours ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*She leans back into her pillow.* Relaxing perfection.
Like 18 hours ago
Najasa Luxuria Khepri
A stranger, a jet black mare with a curled tail, no tail hair, and a long mane with little fluffy locks on her front hooves, approached you from the street ; her eyes glittering with something akin to... View More
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Ghostbit
"UHHHHH, NO!?" Ghost exclaimed, Staring at the... Well Stranger!?, Who thought it would be ok to act like a Cat ?, Where they Just joking or did they actually think they were a Cat, He didn't know which was weirder But He decided on the latter. "Are...You drunk ?, Or on the Effects of a Poison joke... View More
Like July 27, 2025
Sprouting Bulb?
Sprout scritched under the strange unicorn's chin. "Wow! A bold one. Not many would take this kind of chance on a celebrity...lucky for you, I happen to be lonelier than my songs imply." She smiled softly, running her hoof through the unicorn's mane. "Got a name, or just a pretty face."
Like 19 hours ago
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