#RP
Excuse me, may I place you in my will? *Astro would ask after knocking at your door of your home.* #rp
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Sprouting Bulb?
"Eh, sure, I'm gonna outlive you anyway, probably." Spins shruggedd. "But also who asks somepony that first thing in the mornin??"
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Yesterday, 5:01 pm

Astro Blitz
Everything Bagel time?
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Yesterday, 7:23 pm

Sprouting Bulb?
"Everythin Bagel time."
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Yesterday, 8:20 pm

Astro Blitz
Yay!
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10 hours ago

Olive Drab
As long as you aren't just leaving me with all your old furniture that I then have to deal with
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20 hours ago

Astro Blitz
No. I would most likely leave you parts of my fortune and some buildings. Possibly some shares in some of the companies that I own.
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10 hours ago
*You would find Astro staring at a jar of mayo that was placed right in front of him, at a table in the park. He was super still, just staring at the jar.* Why....why do you exist? #rp
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No, you are an evil thing that has only causes curses on this world.
*Astro would shiver.* No... you an be true! Stay back you monstrous demon! *Astro would fly away from the mayo.*
Alright. *Astro would spend the next hour explaining why he hated Mayo. He had a bad foalhood experience with it. He was once placed in the kitchen closet by his parents when he was only 7. His younger siblings were just born and have been around for about 3 months now. He walked into the kitchen to... View More
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10 hours ago
The bill was still being debated, and while Spinneret had some support, her protests seemed to fall on mostly deaf ears. So, desperate times called for desperate measures.
"Hello again...old friend.... View More
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Oli blinks and looks around. "I... I'm an engineer, not a congressperson...I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do here, I'm pretty sure I can't actually vote"
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July 26, 2025
"You can write to the senators!! And you live in Canterlot, you can firebomb the castle if you have to!!!"
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July 26, 2025
Eloise would be standing in front of her door as Sprout face planted into her stomach.
Two of Eloise would be at the door, one inquisitive and one intensely looking at Sprout.
"Who are you and what have you done with the changeling! Tell me now or I'll hurt you." Her eyes widening and her teeth ... View More
"Okay...the, uh, the bed's...available..." Spins shrugged. "...at this point, I just let these things happen."
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July 26, 2025
*I would have a chef's outfit on.* Time to make everything chocolate! *With a fierce determination in my eyes, I would proceed to whip up a lot of chocolate food, including chocolate meat... somehow.*... View More
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*I would be visiting Menaphos. All of a sudden, chaos.* God damn it, am I going to have to save the day again...? *I was suddenly in an arena with Amascut's divine form.* ...Fuck. Why am I always the ... View More
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I summon Sprouting Bulb? to bullshit my way outta this
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Yesterday, 6:34 pm
You're doing it! *I take out my sword and rush to her side.* Now let me help you take down this demigod!
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18 hours ago
"You got it, sir!" Spins struck a pose, because shit just got serious.
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18 hours ago
We will not let you devour this land!
(Amascut) Come and stop me, chosen of tumeken!
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18 hours ago
*I would be in the living area of the USF HQ with Jewel, chilling and watching shows.* I do wonder what our friends are doing today. *I took a drink of ink soda.* #rp
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*I shrug.* Haven't heard from Knight or any one of our other allies recently. Guess Knight decided I wasn't fun to tease anymore. Should count that as a blessing. *She eats a brazil nut.*
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18 hours ago
Agreed. *I take a long sip of my ink soda.* Ahh. Perfect crispiness of the soda.
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18 hours ago
A stranger, a jet black mare with a curled tail, no tail hair, and a long mane with little fluffy locks on her front hooves, approached you from the street ; her eyes glittering with something akin to... View More
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"UHHHHH, NO!?" Ghost exclaimed, Staring at the... Well Stranger!?, Who thought it would be ok to act like a Cat ?, Where they Just joking or did they actually think they were a Cat, He didn't know which was weirder But He decided on the latter.
"Are...You drunk ?, Or on the Effects of a Poison joke... View More
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July 27, 2025
Sprout scritched under the strange unicorn's chin. "Wow! A bold one. Not many would take this kind of chance on a celebrity...lucky for you, I happen to be lonelier than my songs imply." She smiled softly, running her hoof through the unicorn's mane. "Got a name, or just a pretty face."
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