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Tony un-garlics your bread. #rp
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Polo Fastter
polo un-cheeses your grill bread
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April 12, 2021
Polo Fastter
every time you try to eat grill cheese there no cheese on it
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April 12, 2021
Olive Drab
say sike right now
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April 12, 2021
Tony Jumano
I curse you with un-sauced spaghetti, and un-garlic'ed bread any time you eat italian.
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April 12, 2021
CloudDasher
Carpets your shower in retaliation.
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April 12, 2021
Tony Jumano
Tony finds this to be quite nice. He finally has some carpet in his crummy apartment. That is until the carpet starts getting moldy, and he has to call the health department.
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April 12, 2021
Spitfire
Youve done it now. Spit proceeds to un-pizza your hut. May the gods have mercy on us
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April 12, 2021
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Tony Jumano
Tony is glad. Nobody makes pizza better than Grandma Jumano.
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April 12, 2021
Tony got to see a generic Sc-fi movie today. He got kicked out of the theater for loudly proclaiming how wrong the movie was, and how they should have contacted him for ideas.
"Ey! All I said wus da... View More
Tony lifts a glass of scotch up to a picture of a gruff stallion sitting on his tiny dining room table. "Cheers Pops. Happy Birthday." He downs the contents of the glass in one motion. "Wish I coulda'... View More
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"If it ain't broke, don't break it. If it is broke, don't friggen touch it. Leave it alone, and let ME fix it. I don't need your grummy hooves smearin' crap all over it. Friggen nasty shmucks."
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“What if the thing that’s broken is...” he pauses to let the orchestral music swell up. Dramatically, he closes his eyes and looks away. The sound quality became awful now that the instruments were blaring. He’s in a white sundress now. The wind picks up; both the dress and hair are blowing in the b... View More
Tony's response is as blunt as could be. "Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve practical problems. Not crap like broken hearts. I can make you some mean spaghetti though."
Carmine sighed. Instantly the dress was gone, as was the wind and music. “Okay. I could eat.”
Tony manages to condense a whole pizza into a 3x3 inch cube. He's considering packaging these as a new kind of snack, but there are a few issues. 1. There are already pizza bites on the market. 2. He'... View More
"Wait. So yous guys HAVEN'T figured out how tuh make cups dat keep yoahr' drinks hot, or cold indefinitely yet?" Tony turns his head to scoff. "Friggen' savages."
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"To think you need thousands of years to create a cup that can always be cold or hot when you can do it with magic NOW."
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November 17, 2020
"Yeah, but how's a guy s'posed tuh use magyk if dey ain't got a horn?"
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November 17, 2020
"With magic enhancers and potions. Also magic scrolls that can tap into a creatures magic potential without the horns magic vessel. All can be afforded for a reasonable price. Not to mention you can make potions naturally."
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November 17, 2020
She just drank her milkshake from her icer cup. "Yeah, I still haven't released the design. Don't want the average noble reverse-engineering the power source, eh?"
* Borealis nods in agrement and gives Icy a little nudge. "The princess of milkshakes has spoken!" he says this in a most dramatic way.
“No, but we did create the single greatest weapon of all time!”
Carmine was, of course, talking about rope- knife. He tosses the shoddily made contraption in front of Tony. The tape was just barely keeping the rope and knife together.
Tony backs away. "Hey hey hey. There's no need to use that in here. I'm pretty sure they banned those things in 2076."
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November 17, 2020
Tony has been rambling about the 'Good ol' days of the 2150's' for 5 hours now. He was done fixing what you paid him to fix 4 hours ago, but he's just been standing around rambling ever since then.
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"please fix it already and stop takin about tha, and work on the ar/vr/re system before i call your great, great, great grand son" music note said drinking green tea.
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November 15, 2020
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