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Tony Jumano

Male. Lives in Scrapsdale Flats,  Manehattan,  Equestria. 48 years old
Race
Dragon/Unicorn Hybrid
Roleplay Universe
Adapted
User Achievements
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Tony Jumano
Tony Jumano
Tony un-garlics your bread. #rp
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Yami Crosshide
un-ponys your oc
Tony Jumano
Tony is now full dragon.
Yami Crosshide
un-dragons your tony
Bright Brave
It’s treason then.
Bok
Bok interprets this action as a declaration of war.
Tony Jumano
if only Tony had his secret weapon. Grandma Jumano.
Maizzey Starr
(unreads ur post) :^/
Tony Jumano
This reply is not real.
polo fastter
polo un-cheeses your grill bread
polo fastter
every time you try to eat grill cheese there no cheese on it
Olive Drab
say sike right now
Tony Jumano
I curse you with un-sauced spaghetti, and un-garlic'ed bread any time you eat italian.
CloudDasher
Carpets your shower in retaliation.
Tony Jumano
Tony finds this to be quite nice. He finally has some carpet in his crummy apartment. That is until the carpet starts getting moldy, and he has to call the health department.
Spitfire
Youve done it now. Spit proceeds to un-pizza your hut. May the gods have mercy on us
Tony Jumano
Tony is glad. Nobody makes pizza better than Grandma Jumano.
Whiplash Twister
Seeking petty revenge, Whiplash unbutters your biscuit.
Tony Jumano
Tony is greatly inconvenienced. Now his second favorite breakfast item is bland and causes him to choke when he eats it.
Whiplash Twister
Whiplash perceived the choking noise as his victory chorus. Kind of gross, but as a very petty pony, he would take what he could get.
Tony Jumano
"Ey! Ey! Woah! Woah! Buddy! C'mon!" Tony violently gestures in your general direction with his hooves/forelegs. #rp
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Bok
Bok slowly lowers her weapon.
Yami Crosshide
oh yea forgot other creatures cant do what i do *morphs out of the floor*
Tony Jumano
Tony kind of forgot what time period he was in after a long day at work. He spent 10 minutes trying to open his apartment's door by pressing the doorbell before remembering that doors use handles and ...View More
Tony Jumano
Tony got to see a generic Sc-fi movie today. He got kicked out of the theater for loudly proclaiming how wrong the movie was, and how they should have contacted him for ideas. "Ey! All I said wus da...View More
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Ghostbit
".........NEEEEEEEEEERD" The ghostling said as he was the ticket vendor
Tony Jumano
Tony lifts a glass of scotch up to a picture of a gruff stallion sitting on his tiny dining room table. "Cheers Pops. Happy Birthday." He downs the contents of the glass in one motion. "Wish I coulda'...View More
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Tony Jumano
"Now you see, duh problum's dat you didn' read duh friggen manual."
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Ghostbit
"..................It's a Lego...... The Manual are optional!"
Tony Jumano
"If it ain't broke, don't break it. If it is broke, don't friggen touch it. Leave it alone, and let ME fix it. I don't need your grummy hooves smearin' crap all over it. Friggen nasty shmucks."
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Rift
"I just need my phone screen replaced."
Tony Jumano
"Do I look like a Walmart phone store employee?"
Rift
"The accent fits."
Carmine Gumshoe
“What if the thing that’s broken is...” he pauses to let the orchestral music swell up. Dramatically, he closes his eyes and looks away. The sound quality became awful now that the instruments were blaring. He’s in a white sundress now. The wind picks up; both the dress and hair are blowing in the b...View More
Tony Jumano
Tony's response is as blunt as could be. "Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve practical problems. Not crap like broken hearts. I can make you some mean spaghetti though."
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine sighed. Instantly the dress was gone, as was the wind and music. “Okay. I could eat.”
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"If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid!"
Ghostbit
"..........What about a Scyhte ?" He said holding a broken scythe he had
Tony Jumano
Tony manages to condense a whole pizza into a 3x3 inch cube. He's considering packaging these as a new kind of snack, but there are a few issues. 1. There are already pizza bites on the market. 2. He'...View More
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Ghostbit
Meanwhile the ghostling would be seen selling Cube's that smell like pizza and he doesn't understand why ponies bought it.
Pizzamovies
what...THE FUCK..ARE YOU DOING!!!
Tony Jumano
"I'm making pizza more accessible."
Pizzamovies
“No no no stop sweet celestia you unholy monster”
Tony Jumano
"Ey. If my grandma ain't tellin' me to stop, I'll keep doin' it." Tony says this as he compresses a meat lovers pizza into another 3x3 inch cube.
Pizzamovies
“Your ancestors look down at you with sadness”
Tony Jumano
"Wait. So yous guys HAVEN'T figured out how tuh make cups dat keep yoahr' drinks hot, or cold indefinitely yet?" Tony turns his head to scoff. "Friggen' savages."
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Captain Sky N Nova
Sky added "Create magic cup of fire" and "Create magic cup of ice" to his to-do list.
Beelzebub
"To think you need thousands of years to create a cup that can always be cold or hot when you can do it with magic NOW."
Tony Jumano
"Yeah, but how's a guy s'posed tuh use magyk if dey ain't got a horn?"
Beelzebub
"With magic enhancers and potions. Also magic scrolls that can tap into a creatures magic potential without the horns magic vessel. All can be afforded for a reasonable price. Not to mention you can make potions naturally."
Icy Creation
She just drank her milkshake from her icer cup. "Yeah, I still haven't released the design. Don't want the average noble reverse-engineering the power source, eh?"
bronyatheart
* Borealis nods in agrement and gives Icy a little nudge. "The princess of milkshakes has spoken!" he says this in a most dramatic way.
Carmine Gumshoe
“No, but we did create the single greatest weapon of all time!” Carmine was, of course, talking about rope- knife. He tosses the shoddily made contraption in front of Tony. The tape was just barely keeping the rope and knife together.
bronyatheart
*Borealis just watches and blinks slowly*
Tony Jumano
Tony backs away. "Hey hey hey. There's no need to use that in here. I'm pretty sure they banned those things in 2076."
Ghostbit
The ghostling stared at tony almost looking like he was about to say something but stopped "...................CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU JUST SAID!?"
Tony Jumano
"What's duh mattah? Yuh' friggen stupid?"
Ghostbit
"........Rude" He simply said after poking tony's nose with his left paw "Also i'm just gonna say no to your question.....the previous one not this one"
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