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Below the newspaper's logo at the top of the front page sits an illustration. In this illustration, Guard Nar Kazunah stands over a stallion laying flat on his stomach on a street at night. The stallion's right leg is bent unnaturally at the thigh, and his torso looks as though it's been bent inwards halfway up his spine. The stallion's face is contorted in a scream, his eyes shut tight. Standing over him, Guard Kazunah is depicted with a sinister grin on his face. Below the picture reads a header.
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"I know Equestria is a land of 'peace, harmony, and friendship', and all, but some criminals REALLY deserve to get their face caved in, you know? I mean, if you attack unarmed civilians with magic, so... View More
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"Apparently, breaking someone's leg after they've been subdued is 'cruel', and 'unnecessary.' If you didn't want your leg broken, maybe you shouldn't have stabbed someone, and tried to stab the guard when he told you to surrender, yeah?"
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December 9, 2024
"...do they not? I mean, I've heard you can get executed just for being a changeling."
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December 9, 2024
"..." Sprout smiled. "You know...I think I almost like you, officer. I came from a pretty rough-and-tumble place myself, trained in CQC from a young age. We, uh..." Her smile faded. "...n-never mind."
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December 9, 2024
"Oh, so you're not from Equestria either, huh?" Nar raises an eyebrow. "If my superiors would allow it, I'd love to spar with you sometime. No magic. Sadly, I don't think they'll ever let that happen. They're real sticklers for that kind of stuff."
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December 9, 2024
"Damn. And yeah, I grew up in the San Palomino. Wish I could spar with you too...maybe I'd finally find somepony who could beat me.
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December 9, 2024
It's been about 3 hours since the patrol started, but everything's gone smoothly so far. Wattzis Buckets, and Wildfire have been standing guard in the Lord's Manor since they arrived. There's been little to do, and conversation has to be kept to a minimum, so more than anything, Wattzis has been bored out of his mind. Such is the life of a guard.
Wattzis' eyes move to watch as Lieutenant Spellsword enters the manor's atrium on her patrol route. She gives the two guards a short nod. Nothing to report. They nod back in response. Good so far, but the meeting's still going on. They have to stay vigilant. The Lieutenant turns, and begins to walk towards the stairs Wattzis, and Wildfire are guarding. As she reaches about halfway, the manor's front doors fly open with a loud slam. The Lieutenant quickly pivots to face the front door, and only has a second to analyze. There are three figures in the doorway. On the left, a massive Minotaur. On the right, a gryphon in a cowl, and in the middle, a slender, hooded unicorn. She surmises these must be the 'disgruntled employees' they mentioned in the briefing. Lieutenant Spellsword opens her mouth to shout a command, but the gryphon takes to the air. He raises his talons, and a dark energy sparks from them, giving off the illusion of dark claws jutting from them. The Lieutenant readies her sword. A bolt of lightning shoots into the air from behind her, but the gryphon manages to swoop to the side before he begins a dive towards her.
Wattzis internally curses himself for missing his attack. He readies another bolt, but by the time he can get it off, the gryphon will be too close to the Lieutenant for him to safely shoot it at the gryphon.
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The blur of the gryphon diving towards the lieutenant suddenly changes direction, as something else collides with him mid-air. There's a loud slam, and chunks of marble fly into the air as the gryphon appears to be slammed into the floor. To his surprise, Wattzis now sees his partner, Nar, standing with his boot on the gryphon's chest. The gryphon has been half buried into the marble floor. Nar also appears to be holding an unconscious manor guard in one of his hands. The gryphon lifts his talon to try and strike at Nar's leg. Instead, Nar lifts his leg, then stomps on the gryphon's chest. There's a sickening crunch, then the gryphon's arm falls limp. Nar's eyes stay locked on the slender unicorn as he tosses the unconscious guard towards him. "Next time you try to have a spy ambush someone, don't send a light mage to try to blind an earth mage in a stone cellar." The slender unicorn's eyes widen. The minotaur roars, and steps forward. "I will " Nar's leg winds back, as if readying for a kick. The minotaur charges forward. Nar's leg comes back down. The unicorn's voice screams from the front doorway.
Nar's foot digs into the ground. The marble floor ripples forward in front of him. A pillar of marble shoots up from below, catching the minotaur's chest. It skyrockets, slamming the minotaur against the ceiling, leaving him there. "Surrender " Lieutenant Spellsword booms a command as she rushes towards the unicorn. To Wattzis' surprise, the unicorn obliges. He throws his hands above his head, allowing the Lieutenant to approach without resistance. "I'm no fool." He snarls. "Had I known the Executioner was here, I'd have left well enough alone." Without another word, the unicorn is placed in cuffs by the Lieutenant, and lead to a separate room to be detained.
Wattzis stares at the minotaur pinned to the roof in surprise, and awe. Beside him, Wildfire whistles. "Man. How'd you show up just in time? Weren't you in the cellar?" Nar turns to the other two guards as he finally steps off of the gryphon. "They had a spy on the inside. Planned to take me out in the cellar, but the dumbass triggered the trap early, and forgot I'm an earth mage. Flash of light, then I just hit him with a rock, and knocked him clean out. Rushed up here as soon as he was out." Wildfire raises an eyebrow. "And how did you get up in the air to intercept that dive?" Nar motions behind Wildfire, to a pillar of stone coming out of the floor at an angle. Wildfire simply nods. "Damn. I gotta learn how to do that with my fire."
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As the sun rises over Ponyville, an ornate carriage, lead, and flanked by a group of 15 guards crosses over a stone bridge into a magnificent estate. On the other side of the bridge, a cobblestone roa... View More
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"Atteeeeeeeention!"
A commanding voice booms throughout the Ponyville Guard barracks. Each guard snaps to attention in front of their bunks as one of their officers enters from the hall. She stands ... View More
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Ghost... knew one of the guards, And had to fill in for them, But He wasn't a pony! So How did He "Fit in " ?, Why~ By using his plush disguise and "Possessing" It, But it wasn't that great of a quality, since it had some Visable sticking, but those could be chalked up to Scars, And unblinking Embro... View More
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October 30, 2024
"You there! Citizen!" Nar raises a hand as he calls out to you from down the street. "Seen any suspicious activity lately?" #rp
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"Suspicious?!" Sprout glanced around nervously. "Me? Suspicious? No sir! Never been suspicious in my life! Just a normal law-abiding pegasus!" She grinned, shaking.
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October 27, 2024
"W-well, were the guards trained to spot one?" Sprout asked, the way she said "one" sounding like she was gonna say "us". She was losing her cool. She had to stop talking. Just stop talking, just stop talking...
She missed her scheduled blink staring Nar down, her irises flashing bright green.
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October 27, 2024
"I'm pretty sure the more experienced guards are, yeah. I know Lieutenants and up are, but I didn't get much training in that kind of thing beyond the basics. To be fair, most of what I learned was from a field manual that all guards were required to read during training. Basic stuff that most peopl... View More
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October 27, 2024
"..." Sprout examined her options. Running and fighting were still out of the question...
"Maybe it is," Sprout said. Not the most graceful retreat, but it sounded like this was the only way to get out unscathed. "Have a piss-poor day, officer." With that, she turned around and walked off.
"Wha-." Nar's face contorts in confusion. "You're saying that like a child getting eaten is just... normal here. I sincerely hope you're just pulling my leg, and someone didn't ACTUALLY eat a child."
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October 27, 2024
Yes actually, I saw a red bean shaped creature hop into the castle's ventilation system earlier.
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October 27, 2024
"Lady, I moved here only a month ago. I have no idea who you are, or if you're supposed to be important. All I asked was if you'd seen any suspicious activity lately."
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October 28, 2024
Heh a newbie eh? Yer in fer some real fun then. As for suspicious activity yer askin' the wrong mare that question heh.
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October 28, 2024
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