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Suxortin Snipslous Former Corporal Spinneret
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*At the flash of a lightning bolt, Suxortin would appear in front of the house. He had a rage filled look. He was banging a large mallet on the door.* Open up! How dare you send this bill to me? #rp
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Suxortin Snipslous
You'll consider? Like you can even stop me. Now, I have told you before. Raise him, and you will get rewarded after he is old enough.
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6 hours ago

Former Corporal Spinneret
"I'll raise him, all right...raise him to be an upstandin citizen who always fights for what's right!"
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Suxortin Snipslous
I don't want him to be an upstanding citizen. My plans require him to be parasitic leech on society until he can become a terribly unsuccessful politician and businesspony, that will lead modern society to ruins. So that I can come in and rule this world. How hard that to do?
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4 hours ago

Former Corporal Spinneret
"A lot harder when you're not even in his life. He's my son too, you know, and only one of us sticks around for longer than a month."
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Suxortin Snipslous
Its like you don't even know the plan. He's supposed to crave my attention. To cause him to have father issues, the need to crave for my presence. So much so that he adopts a coping mechanism to attempt to succeed in life, only for the turmoil of self hate and fear of success to make him fail on alm... View More
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4 hours ago

Former Corporal Spinneret
"You seem awful reliant on the idea of the nuclear family for your plan to work. I'll raise him, I might even get married and have a wife to help raise him. Not to mention, he already has a brother."
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Suxortin Snipslous
He already has a brother! Are you trying to tear apart my plans? Now great, he's going to develop a guardian mentality, meaning he's going to grow up with stronger mental wards. Now I have to dedicate 12 years of his life to tank his credit score, to get him back on the evil path. Also, if you think... View More
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3 hours ago

Former Corporal Spinneret
"Oh, no, I meant as another parental figure. Though I guess his big brother could fill that role as well."
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