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Cally Ber

Female. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on March 21, 1995
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Cally Ber
Just finished first day at the academy, to sum it up we were told this. "Y'all have from today to next week to memorize those codes for the first exam. (There's 70 codes going from 1-70 that is basic...View More
Dally
Where the fuck are you training that you're in there for 8 months? Jeez. Also, you're getting paid. Keep that incentive in mind and it gets a loooot easier to bear.
Cally Ber
Dallas, TX. Longest training in the country. We nearly got fucked up in our suits and I'd have to pay for it. I feel like that's the only reason we get paid.
Bright Brave
Man up
Cally Ber
shit u right
Cally Ber
Gotta go to the academy tomorrow morning and I got a knot in my lower back. Great. Anyone know how to rid knots out of you? Without making a horse dick joke.
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Maxh Vezpyre
No, sorry. only Horsdik jokes are available.
Knight’n Game
Well if it’s a knot... wouldn’t that be a dog... (I’m sorry, wanted to post this all day~)
Cally Ber
Nobody probably gives a fuck, but for those who can't read role play status. I will be unavailable for at least the next 9-15 months for police academy. I apologize to those I'm in RP with, this is wh...View More
Dally
Yoooo, good luck dude. Keep an open mind. You're going to have a lot of fun.
Cally Ber
No I won't. I'm gonna hate my life for 9 months.
Dally
Only if you go into it with that mindset.
Cally Ber
You sound kinda like you know what you're talking about. You're in a PD?
Ambient Waves
*attempts to RP anyway cause.. I can't read Cally Ber*
Rosie Lea
-the mare surprise hugged Cally from behind as she nommed at her ear- I will be waiting for chu Cally!
Cally Ber
When I think about why I haven't gave Cally a canon romance in years.
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Captain Sky N Nova
Ha!
Prince Artemis
Fuck. There go my sides.
Spartan Sword the unicorn
Love is for the weak.
Cally Ber
How'boutthemCowboys
Kamori
"YEEEEHAAAAWW". He yelled ridding a broom like a horse....which is redundant
Ember Ribbon
Big iron on his hip
Crashie Tunez
.....eh. the cheerleaders are great
BaronRP
*was kind of offened*
Silent Scratch
//eh I don't really care but it was funny seeing my roomate being pissed off that his team lost not to mention my team is part of a different division.
Cally Ber
HOW ABOUT THEN TEXANS
Silent Scratch
//Ironically i should be ashamed about not liking a Texas team when i live in Texas but I'm not.
Ember Ribbon
Wait this is a football thing?
Silent Scratch
//yeah and the American football team Cowboys won yesterday
Cally Ber
Don't worry. No one in Texas I know actually likes the Texans. Poor guys :c
Abby
MFW your dank memes are too fresh for my virgin eyes
Schwoopy Tail
My memes are to strong for you traveller
Abby
What was that? A fart on the wind? Sounded like it.
Schwoopy Tail
And you call yourself a shitposter
Abby
Someone needs some bean-o jeez
Cally Ber
>eating tendies >ketchup spills on table >hmm >drop tendie with ketchup >mommy yells >lose good boy points >see blotch from ketchup >go to CA >put artist under 'I Am' >mfw worth >mfw taking commissi...View More
Cally Ber
>accidentally drop a tin can >bangs around >hmm >drops again but on purpose >goes to CA >puts musician under 'I Am'
Cally Ber
You're all mediocre and you can't be an astronaut, it's just not realistic.
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Abby
I can take you to another world tho
Cally Ber
Good luck because you're my oxygen
Ambient Waves
You can't tell me what to do mother! *ties another helium balloon to her body and then starts floating into space with a evil laugh*
Hatch
That is some very good news.
Spartan Sword the unicorn
I never said I wanted to be. I did say I want to rock everyone's world though somehow.
Cally Ber
some
Rain
BODY
Bright Brave
beat you to it goat.
Rain
You did it wrong though idiot
Bright Brave
NO. I CHANGED IT UP NERD
Rain
Nice cover up loser
Twist Tinder
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Zero The Ermine
Some what?
Cally Ber
SPRITE CRANBERRY GOT YOU GUYS
Zero The Ermine
That commercial as been appearing almost everytime I watch a video
Cally Ber
Awww, a ferret watching YouTube about other ferrets ;u; you're so adorable
Zero The Ermine
I am a weasel. Yes in the same family as a ferret that being mustelids.
Cally Ber
Thanks for accepting Mr.Ferret. ;u; A whole chew stick will be given this time. ❤️
Schwoopy Tail
DONKEH
Crashie Tunez
-YDOB ECNO DLOT EM
Abby
BRUH ONLINE
Shooting Star
TACOS
Slurpee Hooves
wheeeeeeeeeeeere over the raaaaaaaaaainbooooooooooooooow
Appy
Body once told me
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