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Cally Ber

Female. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on March 21, 1995
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Cally Ber
The seller of the house I'm trying to buy just made my Veterans Loan a fucking deal breaker unless I go traditional. I can't figure out why. They're more strict, but the house passed inspection, they ...View More
Darren Cuffs
Lol. VA.
Cally Ber
VA comin and somehow fuckin this up just because it has VA in the loan name.
Darren Cuffs
Pretty much how it is. I had the option of have VA benefits due to the nature of my discharge but I kinda said fuck no and got a state job.
Bright Brave
The right house will come.
Cally Ber
I got my extra pair of cuffs (chain since my main is hinge), extra open top cuff carrier, and a new open top magazine carrier. I can't wait to add them ;u; I also can't wait to get the OC spray bottl...View More
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Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Where do you keep the fluffy cuffs though?
Cally Ber
Aren't they still attached to your bed?
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
If they were you would still be stuck with them
Neon Synthwave
Don't Ask Questions You Dont Want The Answer To
Cally Ber
Drank rum straight last night for once, it was birthday cake rum. It was delicious. Drank 2.5 cups. Got fuckkkked up I say never again, but fuck I know I will.
Liath Mac Medb
I say that so much I've taken to saying "I'm never getting that drunk again... today."
Cally Ber
I love it and stealing it
Liath Mac Medb
<3
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Birthday cake rum? I'mma need recipe or product name to try please.
Liath Mac Medb
I'm curious too. I've had birthday cake vodka but not rum.
Liath Mac Medb
Excellent.
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Looks like 2nd most delicious think I'd like to taste before bed. *Eyebrow wiggle at Cally*
Cally Ber
Princess Corona The Hippogriff
Tea is great. I don't like Lipton team much but is still good tea
orange_man_from
This post just isn't any of my business
Zaten
what the fuck
Vinyl Scratch
Ha, green tea
Scratchy
Thanks, I hate it.
Bright Brave
Honk honk.
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Yamato
I am relating to this more than I would like!
Astral Empyrean
... This is everyday at the galley. Also why I need to work out more...
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Cally brushed her mane out of her violet eye's before leaning into your ear closely, whispering sweetly and slowly, "I'm sorry this is so sudden.." The mare lightly bit her lip before continuing. "......View More
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Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Twisted gasps and downs his whiskey "But I don't believe in tables"
Cally Ber
"Hey.." Cally started, "What about the multiplication table?"
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
"What is with you and trying to multiply with me?!?"
Cally Ber
"To make up for the division of brain cells you cause me."
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
"Neat."
Bright Brave
🙌
Cally Ber
My unit is finally back in Afghanistan, kinda jealous. However, they'll eventually leave and I'll still be free of the USMC. Makes it worth.
Liath Mac Medb
At least you don't have to eat crayons and glue anymore.
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Camel spiders
Cally Ber
And just like that, I was no longer jealous
Bright Brave
Oh to be dusty.
Cally Ber
Princess Corona The Hippogriff
Cally Ber
mood
Princess Corona The Hippogriff
Pretty much yeah
Scratchy
Scott Pilgrim was great.
Sasha
I really need to check out Scott Pilgrim
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Damn now I want a borger
Amethyst the Hippogriff
//me. Only swap the guy and the girl
Cally Ber
E-coin stock going green makes me happier than a cat fucking with a cockroach
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Neon Synthwave
You what?
Cally Ber
E-COIN STOCK GOING GREEN MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN A CAT FUCKING WITH A COCKROACH.
Neon Synthwave
I don't know what you mean
Cally Ber
Oh Bitcoin currency rate is going up so I'm no longer losing money, but gaining
Neon Synthwave
Congrats
Cally Ber
Ty
Titan the changeling
*had read it first with the word "with" missing from the sentence*
Hymn
((SAME I WAS SO CONFUSED AND CONCERNED AT THE SAME TIME
orange_man_from
Bruh
Twisty Fate Hoarder of Donuts
Everytime crypto currency is mentioned the spirit of a long lost gay deer grows stronger.
Black Hawk
Maybe a good time to turn back on my two mining rigs, that is if ZCash is going up
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