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Cally Ber

Female. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on March 21, 1995
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Cally Ber
I'm doing my best to not get a single badge since I made an account, and damn I'm amazing. Miss me with that shit
kinglulu
The mods could just make a badge that applies to you though
Waste
"You're not the only one!" Said the probe, proudly showing its lack of badges.
Cally Ber
>make an account >write down password with pen >accidentally drop pen >pen rolls off desk into metal trash can >"Bang bing" >hmm >drop pen on purpose >"Bong bing bing" >go to CA >put 'I am musician' ...View More
Abby
>make an account >put "I am gay"
Cally Ber
So, uh, what's with the million staff
Rough Winds
They should make me staff member too, i shall rule canterlot with an iron hoof.
Cally Ber
Winds for Admin. If I had photshop available I'd make 'Vote for Rough Winds' shirts
Abby
We're all staff now.
Cally Ber
Staff is life.
Bright Brave
Just remember. Cool kids aren't staff.
Cally Ber
Cool kids don't do drugs. Cool kids don't look at explosions. Cool kids aren't staff. I don't wanna be a cool kid anymore :c
Sharp Fountain
Just remember, cool kids play with a Bo Staff.
Bright Brave
Anti armor weapons or JTFO
Sharp Fountain
Tank Piercing Rifle, maybe?
Stardusk Strider
Because we had like -1 before
Cally Ber
MOTORCYCLE BUYING ADVICE PLEASE Buying a Candy Surf Blue 2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R 4.5 gallons Four stroke Front tire: 120/70ZR-17 Rear tire: 180/55ZR-17 Weight: 421.2 lbs Battery: YTX9-BS Stock C...View More
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Bright Brave
Isn't that a little powerful?
Cally Ber
600?
Bright Brave
How about a nice old Mazda miata? X3
Cally Ber
I regret ever adding you. You will now be on probation. Don't open your mouth next time you talk to me.
Bright Brave
I know a couple buttons to push.
Kendra CrisCross
*I know of a cool helmet choice
Cally Ber
Motorcycle Bluetooth Helmets,FreedConn Flip up Dual Visors Full Face Helmet,Built-in Integrated Intercom Communication System(Range 500M,2-3Riders Pairing,FM radio,Waterproof,M,White) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N3PQCSJ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_si4yCb42D9QKZ
Cally Ber
Fuckin wish. There was a few I wanted, but a real nice, comfortable, safe, and more important - blue tooth is more important.
Kendra CrisCross
*Nerd
Cally Ber
I like you
Leon
Another alternative, you could buy a moderately well kept S2000 for around the same price (depending on state). Good power to weight, fun to drive, manual, and you don't have to worry about the pristine paint or your spine when some retard amerifat driver inevitably blows a stop sign and hits you. M...View More
Cally Ber
Thanks, but I got a nice strong truck. The bike is for good weather and no baggage. Relaxation.
Leon
>RWD >Drop top >Small trunk >2 seats to let ladies know you aren't looking to have an child S'the perfect car goy.
Nightmare Rarity
Cally Ber
Studying this last section of penal codes is like looking at 50 shades of blue and having to guess which name belongs to which blue even though it's all blue.
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Cally Ber
There's so many different sections on unlawful carrying. -Where not to carry -What not to carry -Who can't carry -Where not to carry if licensed -Who can transfer -What not to transfer -What knife can go where I mean, for fucks sake, just combine them together and that'll cut like 10 chapters...View More
Cally Ber
Lyon Strider
We need to build the WAHH
Dream²
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Cally Ber
Demonic hooves
Whisper
Wa
Cally Ber
Fuck. So.. Today one of the best Marines I ever served with died. The first one to ever help me see everyone as family and one of the first to refer to me as such. We served on the 15th MEU in 2015-20...View More
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Flam
I am sorry for your loss, I bet he was a good man.
Cally Ber
He was amazing. Honestly, one of the only things that got me up every day. Helped me realized the world ain't as bad as I thought.
Livulah
Dang, my condolences.
Cally Ber
Give me cute bullet related commison ideas.
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Rough Winds
Cally counting dem bullets or loading a magazine
Livulah
Hm, Cally wearing a dress made of bullets, and dancing with a bullet.
Flam
Bullet bill, but pone
NLR Trixie
Cuddling a plush of a 12.7mm or a .50 BMG? Or is that too far?
Cally Ber
That is actually no shit something I've had written down for 4 years. I'm just looking for the right artist.
NLR Trixie
Oh. Awesome.
Dark Veil
Cally as a member of Bullet Farmer of Bullet Farm.
Vanil La Roux
Sharing stories with bullets in the Gungeon
Broke
Cally going trough a level of 'Enter the gungeon'. :3
Cally Ber
Thanks guys! :D
Sharp Fountain
How about an ammo magazine pillow case with bullet throw pillows inside, and an ammo crate themed bed with 9mm pistol pillows for pillow case to go into?
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