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Seir
Seir spent all night braiding Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve's mane and tail. "He's gonna love it when he wakes up" Seir wiggles himself back under his big bat's wing and waits patiently, smile pla...View More
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Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
Do it, fuckers
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dibby
yeah that'll get em to do it >:T
BaronRP
*his head bursts out a wall* "i heard draw."
Henry Augustine II
hello
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Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
Well, fuck me, I guess I'm getting back into CS:GO Kinda feels like reconnecting with an old friend you had stopped talking to after a few fights.
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Desert Thorn
wew... I never got into that one but it certainly feels weird to return to an FPS you used to play a lot.
Zirx the Hound
Cant go back, not after all the Russians at 2 am.
Bright Brave
Guess I'm getting back into Fortnite.
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
I need some good gaming insults. Preferably in response to people being salty.
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Dergos
Shut up you cock sucking monkey fucker. That´s my 2 cents.
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
That’s not really what I’m looking for. “I can’t tell what’s lower; your score or your IQ.” This is kind of the baseline for what I’m looking for
Rose Budd
You....are....trash.....go suck a cod
Knight’n Game
“Need a little peper for that salt?”
Abby
“Have my devious flim flams caused you to relenquish your emotional wellbeing?” “I bet you play online poker in assless chaps!” “Call your mother up for me, and tell her she raised a bitch!” These are my personal favorites. Also one I can use as a girl but sadly doesn’t apply to everyone: “guys ...View More
Abby
Oh oh don’t forget “I like my salt on my fries, chill!”
Rose Budd
These are amazing
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
Guys like you make me more straight every day? Probably doesn’t have the same punch though.
Abby
It really doesn't, cause then they're like "haha you just admitted to being gay" which is ofco somehow a bad thing in gamer culture!!
Amethyst the Hippogriff
This level of salt makes McDonald's look like hipster health food.
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
I’m using that
Amethyst the Hippogriff
The salt in your words will soon only be matched by the salt in your tears. Get wrecked!
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Nhaa. That one is too long
Scarlet Serenade
“Sit on my horn and spin”
Abby
Wow gay
Cinderwing
treyarch should hire you, you have the skills required to be a replacement for a npc
Abby
11/10 reblogged
Demonic hooves
"You're putting the dead sea to shame with that salt"
PB, Party Promenade, and Silent Scratch
//it must suck to be you cause you seem saltier than all the salt in the world combined
Ember Ribbon
I'll kill you: lacks basic weight now adays You'll pee your pants: uncalled for, unsettling I'll pee your pants: Devastating, destructive, decimates your foes
Abby
I am laughing harder than I should at this
Ember Ribbon
I'll give credit where credit is due, I found this on Tumblr. Theres an even better insult though Your pants cannot wait for my pee
Seir
"Well now that I have a lifetime supply of souls I guess I can take a vacation. Soul dealing was getting kinda mainstream either way!" Seir pouts and groans. "I can't believe Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” G...View More
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Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
I'm calling it in an hour. Last chance to vote for the superior dessert! These results are permanent!
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Snow Storm
Is death an option?
Abby
Do I need to cone over there and cuddle yoy don’t think I won’t
Abby
I can’t thpe on mobile with my big but-slapping fingers on teeny phone
Snow Storm
I'm amazed you replied to your own reply.
Abby
Omg I sdis wtf
Icy Breeze
Hacks
Dolce Mocha
Yeh pls don't do that :P although, i hate how it just sometimes happen
Knight’n Game
You better not be lying about this cake...
Desert Thorn
How is pie not winning ;v;
Comp
Because Boston Cream Pie is a cake
Desert Thorn
Nuuu, Comp don't vote for cake
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
Phoenix peels what was, seemingly, a separate piece of paper that had been taped to the list. The piece of paper he was tearing off contained all of the original text, revealing a new block of text underneath it. He snorts. "And Seir says this shit is difficult." He whistles a happy tune and trots ...View More
Zaten
Oh. Well then. "I DO NOT CONSENT!"
Ephemeria Spring
Ephemeria had the look of having been completely betrayed and robbed of soul. She was now a supporter of pie.
Zaten
Zaten runs over quickly and erases what he had written, for he used a pencil!
Death
She shook her head with a squint.
Livulah
Hmmm, Nah i pass.
Charlie
Post was made under the disguise of OOC content V o i d contract then can’t pull a roleplay switcharoo
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
The original post literally said “RP Poll” in the title; along with having a little RP thing in the description. So no, it wasn’t.
Charlie
enjoy the ~6 viable souls here
Clashing Thunder
Lol
Desert Thorn
// Is that from Pony Island? I'm probably just remembering wrong X3
Gen Tonic
Take my soul, fam
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
Phoenix slides the contract over to her
Gen Tonic
Signs the fuck outta it, “anything to get Seir to eat me, even just a little.”
Seir
"Wait What?!"
Clashing Thunder
PFFFF hahahaha
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
"Okay, Seir and I are opening our own amusement park. If Roller Coaster Tycoon is anything to go off of, we'd be amazing at it."
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Abby
"If roller coaster tycoon is anything to go off all your patrons are going to die a fiery, crashing death. Let me know when it opens up." She starts scraping together bits.
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
"Excuse me, only 14 of our patrons have died so far. We still have the award for being the safest park in the country!"
Abby
"Only 14? Wow nevermind then, I need a higher rate than that. Do you even have funnel cake stands?" she says sadly.
Phoenix “Dragon Slayer” Genevieve
"Nope. Just burgers and fries. But we don't charge for the shitters!"
Abby
"This is the worst amusement park ever. If I can't sit on a bench and eat anxiety eat then why go?!"
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