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Phoenix Genevieve · Royal Guard

Gay for Seir

Male. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. 24 years old
Race
Bat Horse
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Phoenix Genevieve
Bubble Buddy killed a guy.
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Spirit Weaver
Fr showing he was sentient made that fucked up
Phoenix Genevieve
He could have saved him, but he just let him die
Ironkroug
Sent him straight to fish heaven like a proper mobster
Mama Chubs
stan bubble buddy i aspire to be him one day
Phoenix Genevieve
Nyxis
“Looks great!” They said, pleasantly surprised. “Now can I go home? You kidnapped me off the street for no reason to take holiday photos for you and I’ve never touched a camera in my life” they said, very confused
Beelzebub
Wholesome. Love it.
Cricket
aaaaw
Phoenix Genevieve
"I smoke two joints in times of peace and two in times of war. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more."
Silver Bullet
Whats a joint.
Pizzamovies
Some kind of candy I think
Buster Sneer
I think its a poors man cigar
Olive Drab
$5 for a preroll, that's some primo shit in there
Carmine Gumshoe
they make your bones bend you fucking donkey
Seir Genevieve
Seir is the lighter
Midnight
I'm trying to think of the logistics of that. Is it like Hey Seir, can I get a light? Or is it you literally flick Seir and he produces a flame whilst startled?
Carmine Gumshoe
his mouth opens and everything from the tongue up pops open like a cursed PEZ dispenser and the flame comes out of his throat hole
Olive Drab
So Seir isn't allowed around kids?
Ghostbit
Nope, you just call Seir and he's there to light your kids birthday cake
Midnight
It's like a stoma flamethrower
Sarcon
Puff puff pass it left
Ice Wisp
"Ew no you stink bad enough already."
Baron Redpath
Baron slams his head into the table repeatedly, he can't grasp how some don't know what a joint is. "Could of got a actaul cigar.. the taste is so much better"
Carmine Gumshoe
so, Novaya Zemlya is the maid of honor, Gray Rivers Alto Yuri is the best man, and we have Phoenix Genevieve as the one seeing over it all! oh, Nova will also be our entertainment. she’ll sing “12 Gh...View More
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Phoenix Genevieve
Blasting metal and headbanging is a valid way to dry your hair
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Father Profit
Also a valid way to clean. Your hair is clean with soap and followed by headbang to wet the floor. Easy clean floor after wiping up.
Phoenix Genevieve
"Hoser."
Ghostbit
Sawer
Phoenix Genevieve
Cinnamon sugar is the best dessert topping and no one can convince me otherwise
Ghostbit
I'll Pull you a Uno card and Say Whipped cream with Carmel and chocolate with some Ice cream in the middle topped with a Cherry is the best Dessert topping!
Phoenix Genevieve
That's more than one topping
Ghostbit
.............................B ut you didn't say how many
Seir Genevieve
No you
Buster Sneer
I am concerned
Silver Bullet
I hate cinnamon more than literally anything else.
Ghostbit
Yes
Phoenix Genevieve
Seir Genevieve is the only person who can turn in a car 4 times and still hit the thing she was trying to avoid
Seir Genevieve
I'm just really really good at it
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That's good to see you've finally settled down.
Jezebel
Pretty impressive
Carmine Gumshoe
i’ll beat her record one day
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