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Flam
Flam assures you that the product he is selling you is definitely not defective, and is definitely not just a model of the actual thing.
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Amuka
One of each please!
Flam
Flam nods and sells them to amuka! Both the model and the actual thing!
Yami Crosshide
flam....no...ill be buying an icecream now, if you want some you may follow
Asuka Yakushi
You can bet there are going to be criminal charges if one of Asuka's patients dies because of this defective device.
Flam
Flam wonders how a toy train could kill somepony
Hymn
Shen is simply too interested in the fact that it is shiny. She’ll take it
Flam
Flam does a big nod and sells them to.her! Of course with the employee diacount attached!
Hymn
Shen is a hap and is content to stare at the shiny thing!
Pizzamovies
Stonks
Flam
Flam informs you that he cannot afford whatever it is you are wanting him to buy.
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Ghostbit
"Come on! I'm telling you your...Fiance ? Whatever Dr. Marina Bleu is!, She would so Love that Dress with white floof at the bottom and also has a Rabbit headband, tail, And Scarf!"
Flam
"But why is the dress so coat-tight! I mean honestly, I know marina, and she would NEVER go out dressing like that!" he said with a nod. "I'm not sure she even LIKES rabbits."
Ghostbit
Ghostbit will remember that... oh i mean! The ghostling would stare at him blinking a few "Dude, I was talking about that one, Not that thing! even i don't know why that's on that manequi- oh wait it might be for display" He said staring at it while pointing at the other dress "Also Have you asked ...View More
Flam
"ghost what now? nevermind. I dont know if she likes rabbits, but 10,000 bits is an awful lot of money to spend without knowing if she would even like it at all!"
Ghostbit
"One, Ghostling, And Two, if she doesn't like it then my owne- i mean friend Fluttershy might like it" Then out of nowhere they were out of the store and Flam was missing 10,000 bit's and had the dress on his back With Ghostbit was Visibly confused "Uh.............What.... just happen ?"
Flam
Flam was visibly angered by this."i dont know and i dont care. i am getting my money back." he stated simply, storming back inside to return the item.
Yami Crosshide
sir....its just a $1 pencil...HOW CAN YOU NOT AFFORD IT
Flam
"Because i dont HAVE dollars! What is it some sort of deer currency?"
Yami Crosshide
....oooooo I said the wrong type...its actually 1 bit
Serendibite
Seren wants him to buy tickets to her concert. Nopony ever goes to her concerts.
Flam
Flam looked at her. "What type of music do you play anyways?" He asked, trying to determine if maybe he should.
Serendibite
Seren plays an example https://youtu.be/Y5KV0axPgog
Flam
flam is visibly concerned for serens health.
Puddlers
*puddlers slowly puts his free bap away*
Flam
Flam nods. No baps for him!
Father Profit
"Of course you can't. I know you're family is... Poor and lowly. So I'll consider giving it to you for free. Because I'm nice like that." He would have a smug look as he winked.
Flam
He frowed. "What even is it that you are trying to get me to buy anyways?" He asked
Dr. Marina Bleu
“Okay, well when are we going to move in together hmmm? We have to buy our own house at SOME point! I’ve been saving up, like, sooo much money for this!”
Flam
"But this?" he asked, gesturing to the 100000 acre mansion in front of them "not even I can afford that!" he looked at her. "how much money have you saved up anyways?"
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina puffed out her perfectly groomed chest proudly and announced, “1378 bits! How much does this one cost anyways...” Mari gets a whiff of the price and then calmly looks up at Flam. “Well. Maybe it’d be cheaper to build our own home if we are going for expensive.”
Flam
he thought about this. "It WOULD be alot cheaper..." he thought out loud. "But where will we sleep until it is done?" he questioned, still trying to get over the fact that the cost was over 1 billion bits. "I mean, i'm not sure where to even begin building a house!"
Dr. Marina Bleu
“Well, first we will need a contractor... I’m sure we can find one off the streets for free. Until then... we shall stay in my apartment!” She smiled and pet Flam’s head. “You are a good inventor, too. I’m sure you’ll figure something out design-wise, and what with my natural inclination for beauty,...View More
Flam
"What about me and my brothers home?" He asked. "Certainly it has a ton of room, as well as a ton of space for you to put that giant harp you have!" He said with a nod. "I think maybe i could squeeze in an aquarium in there too!" He offered, mainly because it would be WAAAAAY cheaper. And he wasnt s...View More
polo fastter
"you can't buy a small bottle of wine?" polo said as the glass was made of ruby
Flam
he nodded. "yes. That wine has been in that cask since before luna went to the moon!"
polo fastter
"well there always another way to get it" polo said knowing how bad of an idea it was
Flam
He frowned. "Im not stealing it." He stated to him bluntly.
polo fastter
"who said i was going to ask you to risk prison for it?"
Flam
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Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina, after spending a lot of time with her mom in the Crystal Empire, was finally coming home and desperately needed to see her horse boyfriend Flam! So here she was, laid out across his office des...View More
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Flam
Flam looks at his master plan to take over Equestria. "Step one, get a factory up and running, and get a sustainable source of income. check. Step two, get the trust of alot of ponies... check..." he ...View More
Tar
"Interesting." Was all Tar said as he listened in on Flam's plot.
Flam
flam heard what was happening he did a gasp nopony took this city but him! he huffed over to the beach. "OI!" he exclaimed with a little bit of frustration. "What in Bits name are you doing?!" he asked from abroad he needed these ponies to trust him! so for now he would play the part of loving carin...View More
Tar
Tar watched as Flam ran to the beach, slightly surprised that he was still upholding that dreadfully cheery act.
Dr. Marina Bleu
The walruses narrowed in on Flam... before backing off as Marina appeared, looking so beautiful but also drenched with some slimy seaweed in her mane. She gasped lightly upon seeing this unicorn stallion she had NEVER seen before, as he was quite handsome and looked like a type of pony she would dat...View More
Flam
flam couldn't help but feel the same way about this super evil Pegasus mare! but love was for heroes and he was definitely not a hero! he huffed. "Madame! Unfortunately if you do not leave, i will have to FORCE you to leave!" he huffed! this pegasus was getting on his nerves! "MINIO- I mean OFFICERS...View More
Dr. Marina Bleu
This unicorn was getting on HER nerves! But it did not matter. She could easily wipe out such a handsomely lanky pony. She looked back to her walruses and nodded, allowing them to go back to the water. “Very well, very well........... SIKE!” Suddenly an aerial of seagulls swooped down towards Flam a...View More
Tar
Tar was amused by the interaction, but let out a noise of annoyance as a seagull swooped at him, passing right through him.
Dracofire
interesting idea was all Dracofire said as he listened in to flam plan
Ghostbit
The Ghostling would stare at Flam and his brother while he sat ontop of their home with his Scyther's In both paw's and his tattered scarf blowing in the wind "That's where you two are wrong as i'm a Vigilante here and will never let you hurt anyone or Touch anyone or my Friend fluttershy" He said i...View More
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
(Perrfect. My time to shine!) *We were overhead in our invisible HQ. We've been keeping an eye on the two brothers for some time now.*
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
We don't know what Flim and Flam are pulling... but we'll stay ready just in case.
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
Hmm... It seems like they're planning something... Let's head down and see what's going on. *We head to the teleporter and head down into Equestria.*
Stickman, The Normal Unicorn
(Seriously? I had this whole thing planned n all that... oh well *Sigh*)
Flam
//you have to get involved in the main threads
Flam
//plus me and maween take a while to reply to one another.
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina needed to reformulate her plan. If she was to conquer equestria and be a Queen, she needed to be smarter to take down her opponents! And what better way to do that than to infiltrate Flam’s company as a new employee! Marina adjusted her fake moustache as she entered the building in which flam...View More
Ghostbit
"IMPOSTOR!" A random employee shouted as he played a game at his desk {Sowwy, had to make a close call post ^^}
Flam
flam was at the office, doing his work. he looked at the employee with a little frustration."Dont be foolish!" he exclaimed toward the employee. "He looks EXACTLY like the kind of pony who works in maintenance! Plunger pull yeah?" he asked her, looking at a roster.
Ghostbit
The pony would had started to rage and break his computer and keyboard after being killed by the impostor in the game while the ghostling began to make his way to Marina as he planed to Save Equestria via by Infiltrating flam's company as the maintenance repair wench pony wearing a fake moustache. a...View More
Dr. Marina Bleu
“Uhhhhmmm. Ya. That’s me. I do work in maintenance. I’m here to fix a pipe.” She adjusted her moustache. Her plans would not be ruined! “In your office. Have to go into your office. Don’t worry sir, everything will be fine.”
Flam
He was suprised! A leak? How was i not aware! Certarinly go on ahead! My associate leslie faire will be with you to help you sort that leak out!" He said, nodding. "Dont you need your tools though?" He asked
Hymn
Shen was totally taking over Equestria with clones that the evil scientists had made from her DNA. She totally wasn’t just playing with them and having fun! No way! She’s totally taking over the whole world with how /terrifying/ (cute) they are!
Flam
flam did not realise this! how did shen become an insider into his operations!
Hymn
Shen is everywhere and anywhere now. You cannot escape her.
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina was back on the beach now, plotting her evil plan to take down Flam and that ghostbit creature! However, she saw something odd... one of the dolphins looks grotesquely disgusting. Frowning, marina made her way to the shore and shouted, “YOU, MINION! Get over here now!”
Ghostbit
The ghostling would flop onto the now Glass beach flopping like a fish! But he wasn't living in a pineapple so he couldn't be a fish! The ghostling would then stare at The Wolphin..... Or dolphin confused
Flam
The "dolphin" looked left and right, just to make sure it was he being called upon. He took a gulp and followed, though pretending to flop around once he got on shore.
Flam
He looked up. No doubt if he didnt have the suit he would look like a fool.
Dr. Marina Bleu
“Ahhh, my dear. Come to your mommy.” She kneeled down and pat the ‘dolphin’s head, and frowned. “Hm... you feel a bit weird. A skin infection perhaps? We must start you on a rigorous anti-bacterial regimen! But first... tell me what you have learned so far about Flam Flimflam’s life history. I need ...View More
Ghostbit
The ghostling would had flopped onto land after a Dolphin his ownershy saved once helped him onto land. he would then be wearing a Dolphin outfit he also got from where flam got his own... just with some customizing done to it like barnacle's and something to cover his ear's
polo fastter
polo put a fake eye patch on then, uses a black marker to put a fake scare on the eye patch. "am here due to the fact that your second in command died from a truck landing on him" polo said holding the paper work.
Flam
He frowned. "Is that so." He stated. "Despite the fact that she is in the office just in front of mine." He stated, not beleiving a word he said
polo fastter
"i thought that one pony was with the funny eye piece was" polo said realizing another villain second in commanded died from a truck landing on them.
Flam
He looked at him. "Oh, so you got rid of gladmanes henchpony." He said. "Im sure THAT wont bite me in the flank considering we are opposing one another."
polo fastter
"who are the gladmanes again?" polo said as crimson walked pass flam wearing a janitor outfit.
Serendibite
Seren will write a song to stop him. Yes.
Jade courage
do it boys...make it happen. i'll buy it.
EquestrianFurry313
What game is that?
Antique FourHooves
Hearts of Iron IV.The Equestria at War mod
EquestrianFurry313
Oh mk, thanks!
Flam
Flam tries out this brand new device he found out in the wilderness! he wonders where it came from, and more importantly, why it is so loud! he would need to figure this out later for possible uses fo...View More
Jade courage
didn't know you guys were getting into the armament industry. think of selling some rifles to the EUP Army? we'll pay handsomely.
Flam
"armament? isnt this a quick seed planter?" he asked confused.
Jade courage
quite the opposite, you plant it in someone and they stop living.
Flam
he was confused. "but why would we want somepony to stop living? i mean, in equestria we always reform ponies to be better!"
Jade courage
tell that to the changelings, or stalliongrad.
Ghostbit
The Ghostling would Slice the strange device with a Sycthe he materialized out of thin air.
Flam
flam did a :c
Ghostbit
"I'm sorry.... Really am but that could cause a war and possibly the death of ponies! So...please destroy anything that look's like that"
Flam
"only if yoou pay me." he stated with a nod
Ghostbit
"How about NO" He said pointing the bladed side at the brother's
Flam
he frowned. "shame then." he stated, starting to trot away.
Smoke (Obsilion)
And obsilion is watching flam from the mountains, Obsilion sitting behind a long gun as he watched. No, he wasnt going to kill flam. But this did worry him. All obsilion could hope was this the gun flam was shooting wasnt one of the missing pieces of alien tech that was accidentally left behind and ...View More
Flam
flam nodded. definitely R&D would need to look into this! after all, with this technology, seed planting would be way easier! of course, replace the metal with "seed canisters" and boom! farming for hours on end would never be an issue with this brand new device!
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion would think for a moment. He then sighs. "....Perhaps i should either take it away from them....or maybe ask them where they got it from..."
Flam
Flam continued to hum as he took his brand new device with him into his "ponyless carriage"
Smoke (Obsilion)
Obsilion decides to test something. He loads his sniper with an electromagnetic sonic wave bullet. He then aims and fires. The bullet would fly and land next to the carriage. Upon landing, the bullet would open up and send a sonic wave of electromagnetic energy within a 40 foot radius. If the gun Fl...View More
Flam
it would seem that the carriage was harmed by this, and the momentum caused it to crawl to a halt. The gun however, seemed to also be mechanical in nature, and not really using any advanced technology beyond mechanical weaponry. The carriage slowed and stopped, and flam and flim were alarmed, gettin...View More
Bright Brave
Give me back my thing.
Flam
"noh." *skedaddles
Bright Brave
The chase was on. The warhorse's wrath was kindled.
Flam
flam SCrrEaMEd as he ran fast away! it was good thing he could teleport!
Tomahawk Chop
Tomahawk bounces towards Flam and his death contraption. "Hey! Rotary-phone dude! Cool thingie! Can I try?"
Flam
"Yeah! sure!" he said with a nod. "I think it would make a great thing for planting seeds!" he said with a nod. "go ahead! try it!" but in reality flam was getting free lab rats! oh the sneeky flam!
Tomahawk Chop
"Sweet!" She takes it from Rotary-Phone-Dude and passes it over in her hooves excitedly. She accidentally drops it and it falls to the ground, firing off. She jumps backwards in shock. "WHAT THE HECK? WAS THAT?"
Flam
flam jumped as well! "Its a seed planter! it plants seeds super fast!" he said with a nod. "downside is, its super loud!"
Tomahawk Chop
It takes Tomahawk a second to recover from the big bang, but soon she's picking up the "seed planter" again. "Oooh! Can it make OTHER things go really fast? Like food? or rocks? Or food?" She puts her eye up to the little hole. "Maybe its too small for food..."
Flam
flam looked at tomahawk. "i dont think it is safe to put your eye there," he started. "After all, it goes super fast, and could hurt somepony!"
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina gets shot
Flam
flam SCREAMS and imeediately tossed the "flower planter" "Are you okay?!" he asked with definite alarm
Dr. Marina Bleu
Marina was lying there, cold and shivering as she looks upon her horse husband with watery eyes... “F-flammy whammy..... there’s.... there’s something i never told you....”
Flam
flammy wammys big ol eyes watered up "what is it maween?" he asked, trying to hold horse wife
Dr. Marina Bleu
Mari gestures for him to move in closer with a trembling hoof. “closer...”
Flam
flam leans in suuuper close to hear maween., this was super important!
Tar
"You can't just sit there and shoot at a wall, wasting bullets. If your going to shoot, at least aim it at someone."
Flam
Flam confirms that all of his products were approved by the "flim flam co." saftey ratings board (tm)
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