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Blitzø
#rp Somehow, through a questionable cocktail of faulty summoning spells, a suspiciously glowing taco, and one very angry raccoon, Blitzø crash-landed in the middle of Ponyville with all the grace of a... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Sees him run, goes into predator mode.- Demon form hell. You well not corrupt this place! -Chases.-
Like 8 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø skidded to a halt, nearly face-planting into a suspiciously large pile of cabbages. He whipped around, ears twitching as he saw the anthro bunny charging at him like a caffeinated missile. “WHOA WHOA WHOA, fuzzy Terminator! First of all, RUDE introduction, where’s the ‘hello, welcome to our ... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Sprouting Bulb?
"...what the fuck is that thing." Sprout took a sip of her chocolate milkshake. "...are you lost? Do you need medical help?"
Like 7 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø froze mid-gallop, one hoof awkwardly stuck in a flowerpot he had somehow managed to acquire. He turned, slowly, squinting at Sprout like she had just insulted his entire family tree. “EXCUSE me?! did you just call me a thing? A thing? Honey, this ‘thing’ is a top-of-the-line, professionally ... View More
Like 6 hours ago
𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
As the imp ran past Chroma looked at her brush and blinked then sniffed the air around her while she was doing a mural that had pinkie pie waving in it and stepped back from her brush cleaner "okay paint fumes getting to me or did I just see some sort of emotionally damaged miniature demon"
Like 3 hours ago
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3/5
Blitzø
Blitzø blinked at her offered hoof like it was a live grenade, then slowly extended his clawed hand, shaking it with the grace of someone who absolutely did not know how pony customs worked. “Chroma Splat, huh? Love it. Sounds like either a hot new DJ name or the exact noise I made when I fell outt... View More
Like 2 hours ago
𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
after shaking his hand he'd probably notice they had something in common, or at least with Moxie, her hooves were cloven. in fact she did not look like a typical unicorn that he's probably seen so far. "I'll take buddy as a title...and yeah she really is like that!...bouncing all over the place...t... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø’s eyes immediately dropped to her cloven hooves, then shot back up to her face with a sharp gasp. He grabbed her hoof again, shaking it way too fast this time like she’d just revealed a winning lottery ticket. “Holy satanic goat cults! you’ve got the split-toe special! Okay, okay, so you’re ... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
"what the fuck where did he come from"
Like 25 minutes ago
Meino Mysticforger
#rp “Shoutout to that Bright Brave guy, he inspires me to boop and snoop.”
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Bright Brave
*boop & scoot
Like 15 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
“Oh, right. That sounds better, hehe.”
Like 15 hours ago
Bright Brave
😎
Like 14 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
s n double o p d o double g
Like 23 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Hey. Hey guess what. *Proceeds to use Crucible Blast on you.* Catch these radiation beams! #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be out and about in my Caliban Prime Warframe with my summoned Orothysts floating behind me. Ponies all around me and my squad were talking, but clearly interested in what new Warframe Stickm... View More
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Roger
Roger has been awake now for 2 days straight. „fucking moskitos“ #rp
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Brady Thunderfoot
Skill issues.
Like September 7, 2025
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3/10
Brady Thunderfoot
-Blows rasberries.-
Like September 7, 2025
Roger
‚I‘m proud of you“
Like September 7, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
Damn straight you should be.
Like September 7, 2025
Bright Brave
Pics or it's lies
Like Yesterday, 6:37 pm
Sprouting Bulb?
"Will you stop callin me that?!"
Like Yesterday, 8:15 pm
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3/9
Roger
"I want to sleep! Without having you buzz around me like a fucking mosquito!“
Like 12 hours ago
Sprouting Bulb?
"Then just let me feed!!!"
Like 7 hours ago
Roger
“Fucking no!”
Like 7 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
/kill mosquito
Like 23 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Art by *Nitroxus would stare out to the sunlit ocean waves. His head was currently in the ground, as he burrowed all the way from Canterlot to this beach. The golden sand that surr... View More
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Shifter Burnside
You hot huh? Lesse whos hotter, you or 7 lliters of Detroit muscle
Like August 13, 2025
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3/5
Nitroxus Soulspins
Buff, for that is me.
Like August 14, 2025
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like August 15, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Ye
Like August 17, 2025
Brave Charger
Everything is green, except your part of Hair, are Brown, boo.
Like August 13, 2025
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3/61
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, I give you a birthday gift, every year. The gift comes from the tee.
Like Yesterday, 9:02 pm
Brave Charger
Oh you mean that one.
Like 18 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yes.
Like 7 hours ago
Knight Wolf
"You seem to be missing muscle in this area," he says circling his entire body
Like August 18, 2025
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3/13
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why?
Like August 21, 2025
Knight Wolf
They deserved it
Like August 22, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
I have no follow up questions.
Like August 24, 2025
Valora
“You should consider building up some muscle.”
Like 16 hours ago
Newmoon Winter
#rp It had been a couple months since myself, Chrysalis, Junior, Actias, Moroha, Lunaris, Tegument, and Kogara all moved into our new home not too far from the Brighthous... View More
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Sprouting Bulb?
Kogara hugged Ten's leg. "..." Ten shook her head. "I...don't think I can see her right now..."
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3/23
Newmoon Winter
"Just remember not to push Rosy too much. Let her get comfortable before taking the next step." I said with a smile.
Like September 1, 2025
Silverspark
Silverspark spoke "I will remember I will let choose what she wanted to do "she said
Like September 3, 2025
Newmoon Winter
"Good. I'm just making sure."
Like September 3, 2025
Newmoon Winter
Lunaris and Ten both walked into the cafe. "Okay, let's have fun okay. Oh! There's Spice chan! Hey! Sorry we're late. Kogara wanted to give Ten one last hug."
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Newmoon Winter
Zidoshi: "you live at the pumpkin farm, right? I'll head there to talk with your sister and get rid of the corpse. And next time, if you do get... hungry like that. Have Moony get ahold of me so I can bring you something to eat."
Like Yesterday, 9:46 pm
Sprouting Bulb?
"...s-she was...defending herself..."
Like 12 hours ago
Newmoon Winter
Zidoshi: "still. Eating the pony wasn't the best move. But like I said, I'm going to front the bucking blame for this." He said as he walked towards the door. "Remember what I bucking said." He said before he left.
Like 12 hours ago
Blitzø
"So apparently Loona ran her big mouth about some place around here that’s crawling with horses and ponies. Real ones. Not those sad, flea-bitten carnival rejects with dead eyes and broken spines. I’m... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I sigh.* Knew it was a matter of time...
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3/4
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Stickman. Protecter of the peace. Heard about you from Loona, only a matter of time before you came here too.
Like 22 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
So you're the imp that Loona was talking about. Listen here. You hurt any of these ponies and creatures I protect, I'm gonna make you fear the word Sans. And there won't be anything for those down below to put back together. *A purple flame would erupt from my right eye.* Got me?
Like 20 hours ago
Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
*Skystar would come in.* Hon, calm down. He's probably just touring the land, nothing else. Apologies for my husband, he's just precautious about newcomers into Equestria.
Like 19 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
"who the Hurst Rental Company are you red man"
Like 23 hours ago
Skyra Heartsong
Skyra stared at Blitzo. Like really stared. Then she squealed. "Oh yay!" She clapped her hooves enthusiastically, "Nightmares really do come true!"
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3/9
Blitzø
Blitzø snorted, nearly choking on a laugh. “Ponies and rainbows, huh? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, no wonder this place feels like a fever dream. If Hell had this much sparkle, half the sinners would’ve actually enjoyed damnation.” He eyed her gaze, sharp and daring, then the way she pranced away, tai... View More
Like 19 hours ago
Skyra Heartsong
She stood perfectly still as he settled onto her back, shifting her stance to accommodate the shift in weight. "Well you know what they say, right?" She chuckled, "Unicorns are ALWAYS horny. I'm Skyra. Skyra Heartsong by the way...and I have a feeling you'll be singing your own heart out by the time... View More
Like 19 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø leaned back on her like he was in a goddamn parade float, grinning ear to ear. “Oh, trust me, sweetheart, if unicorns are always horny then I am definitely in the right damn saddle. And don’t worry about the singing, I’ve been belting out my heart since the circus days, and spoiler alert: I d... View More
Like 19 hours ago
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
Heh you look like your gonna be some fun. So what's your deal eh?
Like 18 hours ago
Loona
"Urgh… Blitzø keeps drawing those fucking ponies.. I wouldn’t be surprised if he shows up here soon…“ #rp
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𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
"he's not gonna know what to do being surrounded by ponies, is he?"
Like Yesterday, 5:33 pm
Loona
„He IS going to know what to do..that’s the worse part“
Like Yesterday, 6:02 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'm keeping him FAR away from Skystar.
Like Yesterday, 6:09 pm
Bright Brave
Loons. Your days are numbered.
Like Yesterday, 6:35 pm
Sprouting Bulb?
"He sounds like a real delight. Could use a drinking buddy, at least."
Like Yesterday, 8:14 pm
Shifter Burnside
tf
Like 23 hours ago
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