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#rp Somehow, through a questionable cocktail of faulty summoning spells, a suspiciously glowing taco, and one very angry raccoon, Blitzø crash-landed in the middle of Ponyville with all the grace of a... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Sees him run, goes into predator mode.- Demon form hell. You well not corrupt this place! -Chases.-
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8 hours ago

Blitzø
Blitzø skidded to a halt, nearly face-planting into a suspiciously large pile of cabbages. He whipped around, ears twitching as he saw the anthro bunny charging at him like a caffeinated missile.
“WHOA WHOA WHOA, fuzzy Terminator! First of all, RUDE introduction, where’s the ‘hello, welcome to our ... View More
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8 hours ago

Sprouting Bulb?
"...what the fuck is that thing." Sprout took a sip of her chocolate milkshake. "...are you lost? Do you need medical help?"
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7 hours ago

Blitzø
Blitzø froze mid-gallop, one hoof awkwardly stuck in a flowerpot he had somehow managed to acquire. He turned, slowly, squinting at Sprout like she had just insulted his entire family tree.
“EXCUSE me?! did you just call me a thing? A thing? Honey, this ‘thing’ is a top-of-the-line, professionally ... View More
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6 hours ago

𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
As the imp ran past Chroma looked at her brush and blinked then sniffed the air around her while she was doing a mural that had pinkie pie waving in it and stepped back from her brush cleaner "okay paint fumes getting to me or did I just see some sort of emotionally damaged miniature demon"
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3 hours ago

Blitzø
Blitzø blinked at her offered hoof like it was a live grenade, then slowly extended his clawed hand, shaking it with the grace of someone who absolutely did not know how pony customs worked.
“Chroma Splat, huh? Love it. Sounds like either a hot new DJ name or the exact noise I made when I fell outt... View More
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2 hours ago

𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
after shaking his hand he'd probably notice they had something in common, or at least with Moxie, her hooves were cloven. in fact she did not look like a typical unicorn that he's probably seen so far. "I'll take buddy as a title...and yeah she really is like that!...bouncing all over the place...t... View More
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2 hours ago

Blitzø
Blitzø’s eyes immediately dropped to her cloven hooves, then shot back up to her face with a sharp gasp. He grabbed her hoof again, shaking it way too fast this time like she’d just revealed a winning lottery ticket.
“Holy satanic goat cults! you’ve got the split-toe special! Okay, okay, so you’re ... View More
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2 hours ago

Shifter Burnside
"what the fuck where did he come from"
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25 minutes ago
Hey. Hey guess what. *Proceeds to use Crucible Blast on you.* Catch these radiation beams! #rp
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*I would be out and about in my Caliban Prime Warframe with my summoned Orothysts floating behind me. Ponies all around me and my squad were talking, but clearly interested in what new Warframe Stickm... View More
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//Art by Dr. Marina Bleu
*Nitroxus would stare out to the sunlit ocean waves. His head was currently in the ground, as he burrowed all the way from Canterlot to this beach. The golden sand that surr... View More
#rp Sprouting Bulb? Silverspark
It had been a couple months since myself, Chrysalis, Junior, Actias, Moroha, Lunaris, Tegument, and Kogara all moved into our new home not too far from the Brighthous... View More
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Kogara hugged Ten's leg.
"..." Ten shook her head. "I...don't think I can see her right now..."
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August 19, 2025
Lunaris and Ten both walked into the cafe. "Okay, let's have fun okay. Oh! There's Spice chan! Hey! Sorry we're late. Kogara wanted to give Ten one last hug."
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August 21, 2025
Zidoshi: "you live at the pumpkin farm, right? I'll head there to talk with your sister and get rid of the corpse. And next time, if you do get... hungry like that. Have Moony get ahold of me so I can bring you something to eat."
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Yesterday, 9:46 pm
Zidoshi: "still. Eating the pony wasn't the best move. But like I said, I'm going to front the bucking blame for this." He said as he walked towards the door. "Remember what I bucking said." He said before he left.
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12 hours ago
"So apparently Loona ran her big mouth about some place around here that’s crawling with horses and ponies. Real ones. Not those sad, flea-bitten carnival rejects with dead eyes and broken spines. I’m... View More
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Stickman. Protecter of the peace. Heard about you from Loona, only a matter of time before you came here too.
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22 hours ago
So you're the imp that Loona was talking about. Listen here. You hurt any of these ponies and creatures I protect, I'm gonna make you fear the word Sans. And there won't be anything for those down below to put back together. *A purple flame would erupt from my right eye.* Got me?
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20 hours ago
*Skystar would come in.* Hon, calm down. He's probably just touring the land, nothing else. Apologies for my husband, he's just precautious about newcomers into Equestria.
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19 hours ago
Skyra stared at Blitzo. Like really stared. Then she squealed. "Oh yay!" She clapped her hooves enthusiastically, "Nightmares really do come true!"
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20 hours ago
Blitzø snorted, nearly choking on a laugh.
“Ponies and rainbows, huh? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, no wonder this place feels like a fever dream. If Hell had this much sparkle, half the sinners would’ve actually enjoyed damnation.”
He eyed her gaze, sharp and daring, then the way she pranced away, tai... View More
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19 hours ago
She stood perfectly still as he settled onto her back, shifting her stance to accommodate the shift in weight. "Well you know what they say, right?" She chuckled, "Unicorns are ALWAYS horny. I'm Skyra. Skyra Heartsong by the way...and I have a feeling you'll be singing your own heart out by the time... View More
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19 hours ago
Blitzø leaned back on her like he was in a goddamn parade float, grinning ear to ear.
“Oh, trust me, sweetheart, if unicorns are always horny then I am definitely in the right damn saddle. And don’t worry about the singing, I’ve been belting out my heart since the circus days, and spoiler alert: I d... View More
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19 hours ago
Heh you look like your gonna be some fun. So what's your deal eh?
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18 hours ago