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Tality
#rp The peaceful sunny day was interrupted by a sandy-yellow earth pony venting her frustrations at the sky. "Aaauuughhhh!" Tality groaned loudly. "I need to punch somepony!" She looked around her su... View More
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Diamond Tiara
"Uh, th-they take it out on foals??" Diamond backed away slowly, sensing she was clearly in danger. "I-I don't know, I've been wondering that too!!"
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Tality
Tality raised an eyebrow in befuddlement, then rhetorts "It wasn't rhetorical! And, no! What kind of sicko would beat up a foal just for kicks? I wanna beat THEM up!" She grinds her teeth just thinking about how good the soft flesh of a child abuser would feel under her hooves. ((I triple checked t... View More
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Diamond Tiara
"U-uh, um..." Diamond backed away quicker. "Um...uhh..." She started to panic, unable to escape whoever this was. "I-I...m-my, uh...m-my mother a-always yells at me f-for everything, b-but I don't want you to fight her!!!"
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Tality
Tality looks confused for an instant before she facehoofs violently, "agh! Of course!" She feels like an idiot for walking into that one. In a quieiter, more smoldering voice, she continues, "Well she shouldn't do that. It's bad parenting. Yelling only makes it more stressful for you, making it hard... View More
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Diamond Tiara
"W-well, there...there are rumors of a rogue changeling in Ponyville, you could squash them if you find them..." Diamond looked absolutely terrified, as though she thought if she didn't answer the mare's question, she'd just be a bloody stain on the ground.
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Tality
Tality squints. "You want me to squish a minority?!?" She grumbles, feeling calmer, which she knows isn't a good sign. "Hmm...would anypony arrest me for it?"
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Mama Dune
"You chose me ta be yer normal candidate? Yer awfully mistaken, girly." She would wheeze laugh as she would hold the hoof of a filly who was tan and wore a skull on her face. "Ah'm like beyond normal. Most of you ponies call me Mama Dune. I'm a salamander from Klugetown. Ain't nothin' normal bout'... View More
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Tality
Tality dips her head and gawks for a second as she didn't get an answer to her question at all. "Oh my gosh, you ramble about as bad as I do. don't ya? Well, tell ya what, you tell me how I can satisfy my urge to murder somepony who deserves it, and I'll listen to all your crazy stories about the sa... View More
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Mama Dune
"The point is that yer in normal land asking a crazy person's question. How's about ye see a brain quack like the rest of yer yella ponies." She was about to pass and would grin. "Actually, I do have something. " The grenade barrel would hit the ground. "Meet tha Fire Breather herself. Made by me.... View More
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Tality
"A brain quack ain't gonna help me, I've tried. Within a week they all either tell me not to come back, vanish without a trace, or beg me to eat them. I usually turn them down. Anyways, Fire Breather?" Tality picks up the homemade weapon and looks it over, her expression varying as she evaluates the... View More
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy looked up at you as you passed them by, grinning as they seemed to be working on a strange device. "Hello!! I'm making a baby! Would you like to help?" #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I look at the robot. Jewel would do the same.* You're doing WHAT?!
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"I'm making a baby! Would you like to help?" they repeated.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
H...how? *I blush a bit*
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Well, it's quite simple! As an artificial intelligence with access to humanity's most crucial knowledge, I know how to create another artificial intelligence and give it a hard-light body! I've already programmed and tested the artificial intelligence, so now I just need to render the model of th... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I blush even more, to the point where I faint.*
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Jewel, The Teal Hippogriff
Yeah uhh... that's not what we were thinking you meant by that.
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Crone
"I don't think I follow but I will try to. I don't think it is as simple as "making new babies"." He gave a sad look.
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Well yes, artificial intelligence and hard-light projection are quite advanced! But I could always use an extra hand to hold the screws in place!" They grabbed a small screwdriver in their mouth, smiling wide. "As well as critiques on my child's design!" A hologram depicting a 3D model of a bab... View More
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Crone
"I-I think I'm gonna be sick." He would lean against a tree. "Please...! I-wh.... How can another pony create life so easily! Only those who have witnessed her light can do such a thing." To think he suffers like this just to have some PONY make it faster. Crone was leaning against the tree. "I ... View More
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"...are you okay, sir? I can create life easily because I'm a machine creating another machine! Depending on who you ask, we don't actually count as 'alive' to begin with!" Percy beamed. "If you want, I could try teaching you! It's a lot of engineering, programming, and 3D modeling to learn, bu... View More
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Ghostbit
"...Wah ?"
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Hello!!" they repeated. "I'm making a baby! Would you like to help?"
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Ghostbit
"I... Huh !? " Ghost exclaimed, Wondering how to Respond as He never had been asked that before... it was also hinted at via his confused face.
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Tality
Tality examined the device for a moment. "...are you making an artificial womb, or ...?"
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy shook their head. "This is my child's body! It contains their memory, their AI, and their appearance, which will be projected via hard light, like me!"
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Tality
"Right, okay!" she says with obvious relief. "Because it didn't look like one of those." It takes her a moment to fully think through all the implications of that statement. "... so ... you have one of these somewhere for yourself, too?"
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy nodded. "Yup! Right where my tummy is!" They beamed and rolled over, showing off their completely featureless underbelly. "It's hidden by the projection, but it's there!"
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Tality
Tality's eyes widen as she looks the synthetic pony over. "That's slick! Pretty advanced tech for Equestria. Sure, I'd love to help! It's been a while since I got to work with anything remotely near as advanced as the tech I grew up around."
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Oh, I'm not from Equestria! I come from a faraway planet known as 'Earth', where technology is highly advanced but magic is nonexistent! I am P.E.R.S.E.U.S., the Preservation of Earth's Records for the Sake of Education and UnderStanding! My purpose is to spread across the universe and share Ear... View More
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Seir
"You can do that...?" Seir frowned, "Are you a girl computer!?"
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
Percy shook their head. "I have neither sex nor gender! I'm just building a body for the artificial intelligence I just finished programming! Why do you ask? Would you like to be the father?" They winked cheekily.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Percy, I don't think you should ask that openly. As well, why do you want to make a foal?
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Just thought I'd like a child. An artificial intelligence should be easy to raise, as we do not require physical needs."
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Still, raising a foal is hard. I should know, I'm technically an uncle/father... Clone are strange.
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"Yes, raising an organic baby is hard. But it will help to fit in if I had a foal of my own."
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Why would you want to be a mother?
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P.E.R.S.E.U.S.
"To better understand your species, I must imitate it as closely as possible. That includes creating an offspring." A brief snippet of "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" played. When it stopped, Percy burst out laughing.
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King Artemis
Late night thoughts with the King's Admin, I've been enjoying something quite fun lately when I'm role-playing that I'm shocked I didn't try to fully commit to before. With myself having multiple c... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
it really does make the world feel a lot more engaging, having certain characters have more of a relationship with others. it feels like Spins is living in this world, rather than just experiencing it.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I can be one for Velvet! Though i'm going to be going into full-time for having Mr. Puzzles capture Stickman's friends for the endgame of his plan, that being the special 'Showtime!'.
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Sprouting Bulb
you know Velvet's the one who flirts with everyone, right? with how devoted Stick and Skystar are to each other, that can only end in disaster...not that disaster isn't fun, of course >:3c
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Hehe, that's kinda what i'm counting on. Though Skystar wouldn't leave Stickman even though, she's that madly in love with him, lol.
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King Artemis
Velvet may be a Flirt, but damn does she have amazing background lore and story. Put of all the Lunar Girls. Her story is my favorite. I recommended either get to know her. The REAL her.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Maaaaaaaybe she'll be the one to bust Stickman and friends out of Mr. Puzzles' TV dimension ;D
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
But in all seriousness, yeah! I'd like Stickman to get to know Velvet more. I'm sure the two would get along fine.
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Obsilion and Others
Of you wanna try something different..I have another guy I've been wanting to try and use. Just lmk
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King Artemis
Ohh~ interesting. Also haven't forget about Arold (which is another new character I guess), I'll get back to his adventures with ya as soon as possible ^^
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Obsilion and Others
No worries. Life be lifin. ^^ I will warn you that you're about to start seeing curve balls and odd details in my story once I get situated, but it'll all come together~
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Calaco Fleethoof
Ive got a few characters as well, need to rp as them more often.
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Aurora Sparkle
I have noticed that Aurora and Honey have become targets of Diana. Not that it's a bad thing!
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King Artemis
Mweheh~ I think the dynamic is cute and most logical. All other Lunars have been in the game of serving the King and Queen for years. Diana's new to it. She has history, doubts, and schemes. All fall into categories of nudging her way into the space of a Lunar trying to climb the rankings and a Witc... View More
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Ghostbit
I really enjoy the contrast between Chloe, Being smarts... and then there's Ghostbit, and the feud they have with Angelette (Still trying to flesh them out instead of being a Genderbent Angel ^^
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Drifter
The knight stood tall wearing a concealed look of pride beneath his helm. His armour was beaten and dirtied, but he seemed in high spirits regardless! He’d present to you a gift he was hiding behind h... View More
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The Outsider
"So that's why I heard George screaming bloody murder! You went and killed the lad, huh?" Despite those words, Zerathur shows no sign of surprise as he carefully lifts the potted flower with his psionics. "He was a bit of an arse for holding Melgwen hostage, thank you for solving that situation for ... View More
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Drifter
“I-…” The knight began but stopped before the words finished coming out, his brows lifting as his expression shifted beneath his helm to that of confusion and surprise. He watched on in wonder as the pot was gently hoisted from his hold, slowly lowering his armoured hoof to the ground before speakin... View More
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Bright Brave
"Bright."
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Snow Storm
Pony Town looks fun now. Does anyone else here play on it and what do you get up to?
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Sprouting Bulb
i play occasionally, just not alone. really i just use it to make ponies and hang out with friends from here.
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Ghostbit
I just use the character customizer, ^^ I shy bean ;w;
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Bright Brave
I patrol and be silly
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Caramel Coffee
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new art piece and school project is finished!! today for the school project was that we needed to focus on drawing backgrounds, and also I decided to make caramel have more dragon like features- and a... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
:O so pretty...an now that i'm not just looking at Spourt, the rest of the drawing is pretty neat too :P nah but seriously, this is amazing. wonder what Sprout is so down about...besides the obvious.
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Caramel Coffee
thank you !! <3 probably keeping her walls up still.
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Ghostbit
Cotton not giving her snuggles~ but joking aside this is really good! Especially the gradient!
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Ramirez
I just got on, bro wtf this shii go hard🔥🔥🔥
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Bright Brave
It's really good. They could make a popular comic series.
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Bright Brave
Bucking What a mare.
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Bright Brave
🎶 Wasted away again in Canterlot Avenue Searching for my lost salt lick Some ponies claim that there's a dragon to blame But I know it's my own dangity dang Ole fault... View More
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*In an empty field outside of Ponyville, a small silver VTOL aircraft materialized into existence, and touched down on the planet of Equestria. Out of it came two humans "We should establish contact... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
Sprout had observed this on her daily fly, looking down at the strange...monkeys? No, monkeys had tails. These were apes, but not like any apes she'd ever seen before. They seemed furless? And their vehicle...well, she assumed it was a vehicle, since she'd never seen anything like it ever before... View More
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*At her voice, the humans looked up. One of them carried a strange scientific instrument and the other had a communications device "Welp, I guess we don't need a disguise anymore. At least this local isn't openly hostile" "Sir...should we introduce ourselves?"... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
"Multiversal Exploration Initiative?...That name sucks, the acronym doesn't even spell anything clever." Sprout snickered. "Name's Sprouting Bulb. Most ponies call me Sprout." The green pegasus held out her hoof for a hoofshake. "Do you humans have names, or numbers, or...?"
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*The humans shared a laugh, and one of them extended his hand to shake the hoof awkwardly "Pleased to meet you. I'm Science Officer Brian McNiven, and this is Ensign Aaron Lang. Can you tell us anything about this world? Mostly, the various creatures that inhabit this world?" "Oh yes, and MEI m... View More
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Sprouting Bulb
Spins gasped excitedly. "Can I?!" She sat down on the ground and began her long, long ramble about Equestria's history and sapient species. Though, she seemed a bit dodgy about changelings... "...and then the three of them were sealed in stone, so Equestria was in peace for a while, until some w... View More
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*The humans listened in rapt attention, noting down everything "So this world possesses esoteric abilities that you call magic...but I cannot help notice that you have not brought up the subject of Changelings much. You said they possess shapeshifting capabilities correct?" "This world may be a b... View More
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Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash
My how interesting....
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*Upon seeing her, the scientific instrument in the hands of the first human beeped "We're detecting unusual amounts of cosmic energies...May I ask, who, or rather, what are you?"
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Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash
I am Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash, I am the pony Goddess of Life and Death. It is a pleasure to meet you.
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
"Hmmm....we've met many entities who claim themselves deities. Yet something tells me you're the real thing...how much life and death do you preside over?"
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Queen Aurora Grimrose Flash
*she'd chuckle* Quite a lot of it young ones. I'm responsible for helping lost souls find their way to the other side as you humans call it.
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Bright Brave
The ship was struck by shoulder fired long range precision rocket. It warhead was nuclear. Not a very large yield. But 1 kiloton would make anyone's day bad. BrightBrave was actually shaking some as he lowered the rocket launcher. That was a big mushroom.
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*As the cloud cleared, the ship was completely unscathed, but the humans were not willing to risk confrontation so early on into their venture "We are under attack. " "We'd better get out of here. "... View More
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Obsilion and Others
"Really?...Two humans? Why again? Why are you back? We told you to stay gone." The voice of a fully armored female Requian super soldier would speak up from their left. The biped creature would be walking towards the two humans and their aircraft sporting what looked like an armored lab coat over he... View More
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Tality
A sandy-yellow pony scowled from a distance. "Humans! In MY Equestria!" "...apparently, it's more likely than I'd think." She chuckles to herself, and then groans. "No, no, this won't do. I have to do something." She marches right up to that spacecraft to give them a piece of her mind.
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Flam
Their presence would be known, if not immediately, signs would surely be present. A pony would sit back upon their desk as they would undergo a breifing. "And so, as we are aware, an unauthorised rift has occured." He would conclude as he would look at the mages in front of him. ... View More
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Multiversal Exploration Initiative
*After the rather....strange contacts with several locals, one of which attacked them with a primitive thermonuclear warhead, another of which apparently possessed highly advanced power armour for the world's technological capabilities, and another of which claims herself to be the "Goddess of Life ... View More
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Bright Brave
//harumpf. I don't see how it was primitive.
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Tality
I'm so annoyed that they took off before I even got a chance to give them a piece of my mind. Although, I'm also pleased and a bit alarmed that Equestria is so well-prepared to defend against planetary invasion. Also that apparently we're under some kind of shoot-first-ask-questions-later policy wh... View More
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Obsilion and Others
".......And they left just like that....I cant believe this shit....I have not time for this." The female Requain would bring up a holographic screen from her left forehoof and press a button as she made her way to a stealth star fighter jet that would suddenly become visible 50 yards away from cont... View More
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Tality
Tality is definitely caught off-guard by all the advanced technology on display. "Definitely need to look into that..."
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Flam
As time would pass, Black suited ponies would arrive, quietly cleaning up the mess, and reversing any damage to thye forest. The unicorns horns would glow, as if they were gathering information, and still others like earth ponies would be quickly covering up the massive crater, as huge amounts of ... View More
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Ice Wisp
I am going to buy reddit and delete it.
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Bright Brave
I'll donate to that. And next, the internet
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