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Agwé

Other. Lives in  Beyond Equestria. Born on July 21, 1993
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Sea Dragon
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Agwé
All season, Agwe had watched ponies rake leaves into little piles in their yards. Why did they did this? Was it a ritual of some sort? Agwe wondered why they didn't just leave the leaves be. Perhaps h...View More
and  liked this
Lock On
Bok
Bok has long gotten over the whole leaf thing, she’s gone back to plotting Lock On’s demise
Agwé
"Your pool is clean!" Agwe declared happily, dripping wet and smelling of chemicals.
 liked this.
Pine Branch
"...JESUS CHRIST AGWE THAT WASN'T MY SWIMMING POOL THAT WAS A SEPTIC TANK!"
Agwé
The dragon looked down, then to Pine. "Well, it's clean now!"
Agwé
"Why do ponies put so many chemicals in their swimming holes?"
Baby
To kill microbes and maintain pH
Agwé
"What's PH?"
Amity Guard
The first two steps to getting your PhD
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Cyanide kills all the intruders."
Bright Brave
Cause we aint gross animals
Carmine Gumshoe
“The water tastes so much better that way,” is what Carmine wanted to say, but because of all the pool water he’s drank it just came out in a series of raspberries and drooling.
Agwé
Agwe found out about steel drums. Now wherever he goes, the sounds of the islands go with him.
Agwé
In the wealthy district of Canterlot, the doorbell to a large, gated home rang and echoed in the main hall. "Coming!" A mare came stepping gracefully down the stairs. "Mm. Must be the pool cleaner." ...View More
Agwé
Agwe put a donut under a clothes basket that was weighed down by rocks and held up by a stick. He his in a nearby bush, holding a string that was attached to the stick.
Serendibite
Seren jumps at the donut.
Bright Brave
Bright pulled the string on the claymore in the bush.
Agwé
"I speak fluent fish!"
Koko
“Blub blub blub”
Whisper
glub glub
Agwé
Agwe puts a finger in your mouth while you're talking
Cynbel Ferode
Cynbel glared at the dragon while this happened. His eyes were filled with hatred and rage.
Agwé
Agwe made a hook of his finger and gave Cynbel's cheek a tug. "Caught me a biggun!"
Cynbel Ferode
Cynbel remained still, but the hateful stare continued. While Agwe’s finger remained in his mouth, Cynbel declared, “Theyfll neffer ffilnd yoor bohdy.” The impact was lessened by the obstruction in his mouth. Lame.
Dream
"..." While she's what?
Ghostbit
The Ghostling would then accidentally sneeze when a breezie landed on his nose
Bright Brave
*chomp*
Agwé
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Bright Brave
"Let me kiss it make it better."
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