Minotaur
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Demonhunter ninja minotaur. Ninjataur. Yeah whatever. Mostly just use this for satirically anti-weeb RP.
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Equestria Extended
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Narrative
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I like how I put out a status about my character dying and no one tried to revive her
you all suck aren't there like 5 mary sue nurses on this site
and that one adorable insane batpony nurse I'm loo... View More
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Hymn
The heck you talking about? Maybe none of them were active? (And plus I didn’t respond because I didn’t see it oof)
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April 2, 2019
Daddy Cambia
Post it again. I want to watch.
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April 2, 2019
Bright Brave
I 💚 cows
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April 2, 2019
She's sitting on top of a roof, eating a hayburger. Why a totally weeb-looking pony is eating a hayburger and not a rice ball is anyone's guess, probably cause her contract was bought by a different c... View More
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She springs through the hole in the wall she just made, completely disregarding the total property damage as she soars through the air, planting a kiss on the Batwife's nose as she beams. "I shall protect you from all the mary sues and edgelords, and lame plot writing!"
There is a crash from one of the roofs of Ponyville as a minotaur cow goes flying through it. As she lands in the bottom floor of the rubble, she lays there, panting.
One thing she always hates in e... View More
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As per her new job she was called to asses any injured at the scene to which she sees Sin and sighs looking around to make sure no one is watching. "Alright I got one chance at this" The white unicorn spread her robotic wings and charged her horn with dark magic. "Heroes dör aldrig!" With that the ... View More
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April 2, 2019
"Someone asked my earlier about the "Shadow Clone Jutsu", like is it a real thing. Yah, of course it is, I love using it to commit minor crimes and then disappear in a cloud of smoke, making people th... View More
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"Why steal the candy bars from the store when you can just blow up the factory and steal the products?"
She blinks at the anti-changeling propaganda posters, before narrowing her eyes. "Why is this a thing? Demons have destroyed more cities in the past three months, wake up Equestria!" she says as she r... View More
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Half hiding behind a nearby bush Crimson Canvas grinned, pleased to see ponies were still against changelings despite some of them "reforming".
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February 22, 2019
Her Plot Sense:tm: tingles, and she hurls a shuriken at the bush, screaming "I CAN SMELL VILLAINOUS INTENT!"
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February 22, 2019
"Tch. Plot armor strikes again." she folds her arms and strikes a dramatic pose, before jerking. "Wait why am I just standing here staring' at a wall there's ganache to eat..." before smoke bombing out.
"People say poorly written plot arcs are the number one cause of ninjas dying on the job. I'd humbly submit that's bullshit." she says as she pats burnt patches of her fur. "Last time I buy cheap shit... View More
"Someone tried to boop me the other day. Didn't go well." she snorts.
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