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Princess Agnes

Insanitatum

Female. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. 29 years old
Race
Agnes: Earth Pony | Crystal: Pegasus
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About Me
Crystal isn't here. You get me.
Hiatus
Roleplay Universe
Canon
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Princess Agnes
Crystal attempts to say your name. She fails spectacularly.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Think about it being a Stick... and a man. That's my name. You can say it, I know you can
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Princess Agnes
Stiltskin! The North Stick!
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Nope.
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Ice Wisp
Ice would literally cry.
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Princess Agnes
"Cry Crisps!"
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Ice Wisp
Ice sniffles.
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The Outsider
Zerathur Alysaar Naszberuk simply nods in understanding.
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Princess Agnes
"Kurebzsan A. Ruhtarez"
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Vanil
"Wrong. It's Kurzesagt An Ice Rock"
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Princess Agnes
"Lemon!"
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Polo Fastter
Polo has sat there wondering if he misses heard his name or he hallucinating.
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Princess Agnes
"I did not eat the last muffin! I swear!" There was plenty of muffin on her muzzle. She totally ate it.
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Dead Account 2
Torch points an accusatory hoof. "The evidence is clear as day, Sally! YOU ate the muffin! Admit it!!" She slams her hooves down on the interrogation table.
Like November 14, 2022
Princess Agnes
Crystalline had a serious question. Something that's bugged her forever. She's tried thinking up how to ask this serious question. "When unicorns sneeze, can their horns pop off and fly across the r... View More
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Star Hope
Star taps a hoof to her chin as she says "Well it hasn't ever happened to me, and I've never heard about such an event happening in my time studying to become a nurse. I'd say it's a 99% chance that it won't pop off, and only a small percentage that it might" She gave off a big smile now
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Princess Agnes
"Woahh...that's weird! If that happens to unicorns, does it also happen to pegasi? Will it happen to me?! I can never ever sneeze again! That wouldn't be cool if I lost my wings!" She'd gasp, flopping onto her hunches and wrapping her wings about herself.
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Star Hope
"Probably not. I think you'd have to worry more about losing a single feather when sneezing than anything" She spoke in a soothing tone. "I'm sure your wings will be here to stay for a very long time"
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Captain Sky N Nova
After pulling the entire internet out from under his wings and doing about 10 seconds of through research Sky would say "Mmmm....Science says 100% possible but I've never actually seen it happen."
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Princess Agnes
Crystal was more interested in this thing object stuff that he'd used to figure it out. What in the world was it and how did it let him read anything?! What IS the internet?!
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Captain Sky N Nova
Little did Crystalline know Sky had mastered an ancient and forbidden magic that he wouldn't dare unleash upon Equestria after the things the internet had made him see.
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Princess Agnes
It'd be for the best she didn't know. Her temptations to press big red buttons is kinda dangerous on its own. Forbidden magic would be muuuch worse.
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Princess Agnes
Crystal is sweet, like sugar. That's why as it rained she melted.
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Goodbye.
“COTTON CANDY DOWN; COTTON CANDY DOWN!!”
Like November 11, 2022
Princess Agnes
Crystal didn't mean to. But her first day on the job she melted an entire wax cluster. It turns out her body generates a lot of heat when stressed. They moved her to the foundry instead.
Princess Agnes
Crystal was tasked with one thing. One, important thing- Not eating the jello on the counter. But, oh, she was gonna the moment you turned around.
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Polo Fastter
Sheep had one job and failed it due to looking out the window away from the jello.
Like November 6, 2022
Princess Agnes
She devoured it. The entire jello. Plate and all.
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Polo Fastter
Polo enters the room as boss music started to play. Later on during the day. "Report of a mare being trapped from the neck down in Jello." ... View More
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Princess Agnes
Bonus Unlocked Jello Mode You now have a higher chance to absorb attacks. Most physical ones reflect back. "You're jello of me, aren't you?"
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Princess Agnes
Crystal was learning how to play Buckball. Until the ball hit her and she exploded into shards of glass. The ball popped so everyone went home. Except Crystal. She was dumped in a glass bin.
Princess Agnes
Continuation from Part 5 with

It hadn’t taken long for Crystalline to fall asleep just moments after Strawberry. Hell, if not before. She needed the rest, they both really... View More
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Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Strawberry was in the weird in between of being dead asleep and wide awake. Her body was off, but her mind was racing with thoughts and wonderings… Once again, she has missed so much time. From her month-long coma in the hospital bed, to somehow winding up on the demon’s shit list… it boiled her bl... View More
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Strawberry "Berry" Cream
“Oh, so it’s less like possession and spirits and more like astral projection,” Berry hummed inquisitively. It may not be entirely on the nose, but metaphors like this were probably the easiest way she’d be able to grasp the concepts. Well, it seems the outlier sister did have a different fate betwe... View More
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Princess Agnes
"That would be the more logical way to put it, yes." Agnes nodded, a hand waving towards the crown, the strange object glowing brighter for just a moment. "I can't leave it because I am it. If I decided to become fully physical now, I'd break my spell and come back in full. But, then Crystal wouldn'... View More
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Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Ah, some sort of temporal distortion? Berry looked on with a curious “Oooh.” Illusions really are something. Her brows also raised when she saw her mom. How pretty! But huh. She always accounted the lack of blood as nothing more than good luck. Like skinning you’re knee or hands on the sidewalk, you... View More
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Princess Agnes
Agnes waited patently for her to finish recapping. Her kindness to just listen remained present until, well, until the mention of it being way hotter. But that wasn't because it annoyed her, but because she could, at that moment, feel the flushing in Crystal's cheeks. "Thanks, now the vision of you ... View More
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Strawberry "Berry" Cream
Oh, shit. Crystalline did raise a good point. She searched and searched for her phone, but it was in no pocket. Perhaps she lost it at some point...? Ugh, that's annoying. Guess she has to announce her survival the old fashioned way. "Dunno where my phone is, so we'll just... pop Carmine a visit tom... View More
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Princess Agnes
"That sounds like it'd be fun!" She'd smile, the thought of visiting Carmine, whom (I think) she'd only met one other time, sounded like fun. Plus it'd be two birds with one stone! Berry was still alive most importantly, and Crystal had returned! All though by sheer fate or maybe just chance? Or may... View More
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Strawberry "Berry" Cream
While “responsible” might not be a word that’s often associated with Berry, she’s smart enough to actually give a shit how her food is. The egg was fine, and thoroughly cooked, but the shape still needed *some* practice. Good try for a new attempt, at least! Any food mischief could normally be chalk... View More
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Princess Agnes
"Quick question. What is, uh Halloween? Or Nightmare Night? And why is everyone dressed all scary?!" Crystal was busy hiding herself behind the counter in Strawberry's shop...holding a bat... She was... View More
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Crimson
-is in an enderman costume as a fox- "you ok?"
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Princess Agnes
"No! No I'm not! What even are you?!"
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Trip Wire
"Didn't you hear, Crystalline? It's when every evil spirit is released into the world to cause grieve to us mortals. You better hide, I heard they really have it out for fluffy ponies this year. Even heard they're targeting the ones with wings and horns the most out of everyone!" he snickers.
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Princess Agnes
Crystal was all in. 100%! He had her hook, line, and sinker! All except for one, big mistake he'd not thought of. A price for a test?! She'd peek over the counter towards him and stare angrily. "Now...wait a moment! You think I made it this far as Strawberry's mare without learning when someone is t... View More
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Trip Wire
"Wait, wait, wait, wait!!!" Trip throws his hands up in a halt sign, "There is no need to get violent, Crys!... Think of Berry...! She'd be sad if you hurt me, I'm like... her best friend!" he begged. "...Look, look... just because it's you, I won't charge!"
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Princess Agnes
"Likely story!" She'd yell, slowly setting the bat down on the counter before pointing at him. "This better not be a trick or I will tell Berry! Don't think I won't, because I will!" With a cross of her arms and a huff, "so, uh, what is it?" She'll probably forget about this in an hour, anyways.
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Crimson
-it'd squeak-
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Princess Agnes
Part 5 - Ghosts
{This part will be odd, switching to anthro, but it makes sense for my plans}
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