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Darren Cuffs · Royal Guard

HRRT Team Lead

Male. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on September 30, 1995
Race
Clydesdale
Roleplay Universe
Far from the Cannon
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Darren Cuffs
Since I'm here, I might as well share this out. Drawn by Baby here on CA. A kind gift from Zephyrus on the mod team. Big thanks to him and kudos to Baby.
Silver Shield
Whew, that's a good art
Icy Creation
And only now do I realize the cop pony is a moderator. I find this funny.
Darren Cuffs
It's pretty fitting I feel.
Icy Creation
Indeed.
Darren Cuffs
Whew, it's been a hot minute since I was here. After a long hiatus due to my own consistent personal afflictions these past few months, I believe I'm finally ready again to crack open the ol' cop hors...View More
Ice Wisp
Wanna beat Wisp with your baton?
Darren Cuffs
Not entirely.
Ice Wisp
:(
Pony with no Name
ill do it for free
Dream Vezpyre
Wanna give Dream2 (2) head pats?
Darren Cuffs
Yes please.
Dream Vezpyre
[Happy smol unicorn noises]
Darren Cuffs
"I feel like I've sold my soul and I'm just waiting for my payment.
Astral Empyrean
Yeah. If you could just fill out a DD Form 4 Enlistment/Re-Enlistment Contract. I'll see what I can do about that "payment."
Dream Vezpyre
Dream tilts her head. What's a soul? What's a soul?
Damean the paranormal detective
"You could actually sell your soul and not wait for payment"
Bright Brave
That's the joke. Its never coming.
Darren Cuffs
Since I want to have my character appear more human (horse?) I'm gonna list some fun facts that adds more to his character. Darren has Agoraphobia. Darren always has to have some way to run or escape...View More
Darren Cuffs
Fun interesting fact when I designed this character. I originally wanted to design him to be just like me. Me: right handed, life is a mess, corrections Then I fucked up. Darren: Left hooved, li...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Yeah, sometimes characters take on a life of their own :eyes:
Darren Cuffs
Literally anyone: Omg! Look at him! So unprofessional! Darren: Consuming macaroni and cheese like a Roomba consumes hair in a cat lady's house.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Me, a professional: idly plays with a hand grenade while listening to my CO speak. I may need to listen to health and safety lectures more...
Astral Empyrean
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Yeah I didn’t when realise I’d picked it up and started fiddling with it until someone pointed it out Although I did always want to go out with a bang.
Darren Cuffs
"Imagine not having a hat."
Cynbel Ferode
“I TOLD YOU I WAS SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT!”
Dream Vezpyre
She does now! Dream yanks Darren's hat. Or tried to,, standing up in those tippy hooves as she tried to reach up.
Antique FourHooves
“I know right?”
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