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Darren Cuffs · Royal Guard

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Male. Lives in  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on September 30, 1995
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Darren Cuffs
I will not be brought down by those who make me look bad. Those of my own who's actions tear me down do not reflect my code of ethics, nor my official conduct. Be it on the street, behind closed door...View More
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Amity Guard
People who are in a position of authority should absolutely be held to a higher standard and those who abuse their power should be reprimanded and dealt with, especially by those within the same system. As we've seen, one who is idly standing by is no worse than the one who misuses their authority. ...View More
Darren Cuffs
I only have one counter point, due to being in this situation myself. Yes, the one standing by is just as worse as the one commiting the action. I've stepped in on my own fellow officers when they are not doing their job properly. Problem is; now I take the offender's side. Now I'm on the side of...View More
Amity Guard
What about due process? There shouldn't be this mafia mentality where you stick with your own even if you know that what they're doing is wrong. There shouldn't be backlash for stepping in and doing what's right. Even if officers are expected to back up their fellow officers, that shouldn't be at t...View More
Darren Cuffs
Since CA is still not letting me upload music, I just changed my soundcloud profile photo to something that ISN'T my face (Well, it's a drawing of it, but still.) So I can finally share my new cover o...View More
Darren Cuffs
"Supervisor on Scene" By Totally_Fox You might want to think twice before asking a PonyVille Police Officer for their supervisor. You just might get Sergeant Cuffs here.
Lt Buster
Daaaamn bro is Darren taken? 👀
Darren Cuffs
By the very best! Skyra Heartsong!
Lt Buster
Shieeeeeeeet
Skyra Heartsong
*Skyra giggles in the ethereal plane*
Ice Wisp
"Just travelling officer..."
Darren Cuffs
*immediately breaks window* It's Sergeant.
Ice Wisp
Ice screeches
Phalanx
Phalanx just pointed to Darren's big ears poking out of his hat and had a giggle fit.
Astral Empyrean
Astral jumps into the cruiser.
Dally
you can take me downtown or anywhere you want with face floof like that tbh
Lucy Gem
Bro your stomach is already downtown.
Lucy Gem
Can I speak to his supervisor though?
Darren Cuffs
For standard patrol incidents, you can't go higher than the Patrol Sergeant. To go higher than him, you'll have to file a complaint after he releases you/arrests you.
Syncopate Symphony
Jokes on you, id love to be put in cuffs.
Ren
The cat offers up a game of charades to catch the purp.
Ghostbit
"You'll never catch me!" Run's straight into a tree face first knocking themselves out
Astral Empyrean
I understand that it is supposed to be a serious face... but the art style is to god damn cute. 10/10 Astral would snuggle. Or get tazed. Who knows?
Darren Cuffs
"You ever feel like you're being imitated?" Cally Ber
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Cally Ber
"Foals sometimes put on little badges made of plastic, but I feel a more powerful disturbance afoot."
Darren Cuffs
"Something feels more...worrisome."
Darren Cuffs
"Just shut up and get in the car..."
Asuka Yakushi
Asuka is getting tired of Darren interrupting her while she works on patients. "What. Do you drive an ambulance now?"
Darren Cuffs
"Your wee woo wagon is not near as cool as my wee woo car."
Asuka Yakushi
"If I ever have to patch you up you'll be saying the opposite."
D‎ream²
Dream eees happily and steps inside. Were they headed to Denny's??
Darren Cuffs
Dream was far to adorable for Darren's liking.....They went to Denny's.
D‎ream²
Yess. Dream was (1) very happy pony today.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus placed his hooves up.* I did nothing wrong this time. I know my burrowing rights.
Darren Cuffs
"You can't burrow in my front yard damn it."
Nitroxus Soulspins
Fine, I will fix the hole. Then can I go?
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
"I'm sorry, but last time I checked, you can't arrest a princess from another country" Corona said looking at the cop
Darren Cuffs
"I don't give a crap about diplomatic immunity. Now put down the fucking sidewalk chalk you took and cuff up."
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
"Sidewalk chalk? What the heck are you talking about? It was given to me"
Frostbite
"I'm sorry officer, but i'm rather busy being chained to this tree, and if i remember correctly the right to protest is a right of all citizens of equestria" he said, the rather large dragon crossing his arms. He stretched quite far up the trunk of the tree and probably could have done the job of th...View More
Queen Umbra
The queen would huff before examining the car "I don't think I will, I'll stay out of your torture chamber"
Thunder Riff
"Do I need to explain the concept of social distancing to you again, Darren? Now's not the time to be doing shit like this."
Cally Ber
Cally looks over at his car before looking over at him. "No. You." She stated before opening her unmarked cars back door.
Emerald Grace
She doesn't know what she did, but didn't have the nerve to argue, so she got in.
Skyra Heartsong
Skyra fucking yeets herself into the car.
Darren Cuffs
Battflavorednoodles
*spams y to honk*
Livulah
Honk
Whisper
HonK
Darren Cuffs
"It's not an admission of guilt."
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Cally Ber
"But don't be a cunt and just sign."
Astral Empyrean
I'm not driving. I'm traveling. Therefore these laws don't apply to me.
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