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Weevil

Other. Lives in  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on June 10, 1994
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Extended
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
Weevil
…The phone rings. You pick up, and it’s Bill… “Hey, is your refrigerator running?”... View More
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Corporal Spinneret
"Yeah. Hay, do you have Sir Walter Ralneigh in a can?"
Like February 10, 2024
Weevil
Bill's mouth formed a small 'o' in astonishment. He'd... actually never heard that line before, he did not know how to follow it. "...a... what in a can???"
Like February 11, 2024
Corporal Spinneret
"Sir Walter Ralneigh," Spins repeated, referring to a brand of tobacco.
Like February 11, 2024
Petricor
"As A matter of fact... yeah. It will participate in a competition this weekend. Would you like to support it making a donation of 2 bits to take it to the regionals?" pleaded the pegasus
Like February 11, 2024 Edited
Koda
Like February 11, 2024
Taffy Twister!
“hello?- GET BACK HERE YOU DISLOYAL COLD BOX I OWN YOU” Taffy drops the phone as she furiously flys out the door
Like February 11, 2024
Weevil
"Chipi chipi, chapa chapa, dubi dubi, daba daba!" #rp
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Corporal Spinneret
"You like kissing stallions, don't you?"
Like January 23, 2024
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Weevil
"Does yo mama count?"
Like January 23, 2024
Corporal Spinneret
"...i never knew my mama..." Spins started crying.
Like January 23, 2024
Weevil
Bill stuck his tongue out "Pbbbt!"
Like January 23, 2024
Lightning Stanza
Lightning smokes a cigarette as she hears the words. "That cat is taking over the fucking world..."
Like January 23, 2024
Weevil
“That cat has made my life brighter.” Bill defended, “Same way smoking makes yours less empty”
Like January 23, 2024
Amy Callihan
She would be loading a revolver. "Annoying..." Amy huffed.
Like January 23, 2024
Weevil
“Oh, C’mon… don’t be so serious, Amy. Lighten up!” Bill bumped hips with her. “…!” “Is that a loaded gun!?”
Like January 23, 2024
Amy Callihan
"No... It's a "Shutting the hell up" tool. I wonder if I listen to the bullet hole I'll put in you, you think it'd sound like the ocean?" She said seriously as she would cock hammer back.
Like January 23, 2024 Edited
Weevil
"I'm sensing a lot of hostility here"
Like January 24, 2024
Damean the paranormal detective
"Are you... trying to summon a demon or something?"
Like January 23, 2024
Weevil
"I'm trying to summon a good time!"
Like January 24, 2024
Weevil
“I can’t believe they got rid of me just like that…” Bill lamented, “… I was with them over 10 years, and even did my internship there. And this is how it all ends?” He ugly sobbed. His vanilla milk... View More
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Amy Callihan
Amy would have a milkshake. It seems familiar somehow Amy then cleared her throat. She wiped her face to clear any laughs. Amy placed a hand on his should. "Hey, there, pal. So... You're out of a job, huh? Well, looks like you have vented in the wrong place but right time pal." Amy grinned at hi... View More
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Weevil
Bill stopped sobbing for the sake of listening to this stranger. Did she just take his milkshake??? What the hell! He sniffled once, then the tears went dry. “Nothing. I was a paper pusher.” He sincerely clicked his tongue. Then, there was a small moment of silence while he thought of his next move... View More
Like January 17, 2024
Amy Callihan
She would be watching his emotions go from one to another. Just an oddball, they're all the same out here. She drank part of the milkshake. Also, Amy would never do that. Clearly she bought it. "A paper pusher? Hm." She would put her hands together before raising a brow. She tapped the bar table... View More
Like January 17, 2024
Weevil
"...a butler?" Bill blinked once or twice. Fair, the tasks that Amy described weren't that far removed from his old job... but still, something about becoming a domestic worker as opposed to spending his days rotting in an office seemed to upset him. "It's better than nothing..." he half-heartedly m... View More
Like January 18, 2024
Corporal Spinneret
Sprout looked over at Bill. "Are...you gonna drink that?" she asked, pointing to his milkshake before putting another piece of pancake into her mouth.
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Weevil
Bill shook his head solemnly. "...You eat like you haven't had a bite in months, but just yesterday I saw that you were doing the same." he grimaced. "Where does it all go???"
Like January 17, 2024
Corporal Spinneret
"That's Sprout's little secret!" She beamed, dipping her next bite of pancake in her egg yolk. "So are you gonna drink that shake or not?"
Like January 17, 2024
Weevil
"Just take it." Bill rolled his eyes and returned to sulking. "You wouldn't understand it. I based my entire personality on that old job. What am I going to do now? Who am I???"
Like January 18, 2024
Petricor
"Tell me about that" the pegasus wiggled his crooked wing. "They drop you like a hot potato and wash their hooves at the drop of a hat" the stallion snarked.
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Weevil
"If that ain't the truth..." Bill too lifted his head but only to rest it on his own hoof. He took notice of the crook and cocked an eyebrow with interest. "...What happened to you?"
Like January 17, 2024
Petricor
"Work accident. A fall, actually. And you might be wondering how can a pegasus fall. Well, in some chemical plants flying is forbidden due security reasons. I worked in a brewery and the air was usually full of alcohol and other flamable gases. So flying was dangerous. When we fly, our feathers char... View More
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Weevil
After listening to that entire saga, Bill couldn't do much more other than to stare at him in bewilderment. The eventual blink and/or grimace was an added detail to indicate that he was in fact listening. And still, at the end of Petricor's tragic (and somewhat gruesome) tale, the other only had thi... View More
Like January 18, 2024
Serendibite
"That's crazy," she said, "I just got a new job at a big office company! Maybe you should try applying there? I heard they just got rid of a lot of workers..."
Like January 17, 2024
Weevil
"Sleep with one eye open."
Like January 17, 2024
Serendibite
"Why? What did I do?"
Like January 17, 2024
Weevil
Weevil wakes up too early and finds out it is still winter. “Awgh.” #rp
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Corporal Spinneret
Spinneret froze in place, having not expected her prey to be awake already. "...shit."
Like January 14, 2024
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Weevil
“Who’re you!?”
Like January 15, 2024
Corporal Spinneret
"...sleep paralysis demon?"
Like January 15, 2024
Weevil
Weevil squint his eyes suspiciously. "You sure?"
Like January 16, 2024
Weevil
"You must be the new guy, I've never seen you around here before." Weevil curiously examines you, he's not even trying to be subtle about it. He's gauging something. "...What's your position?" he squi... View More
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Nar Yakushi
"Dude. I'm just here to deliver a package. I need you to sign for it."
Like October 22, 2023
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Weevil
"A package...?" Weevil scratched his head. Nonetheless he prepared to sign whatever he was meant to sign for it. "Isn't it a little late for delivery?"
Like October 22, 2023
Nar Yakushi
"It's been a long day." Nar responds with a sigh. He holds out his PDA, with attached stylus, showing a line for Weevil to sign on. "What about you? Graveyard shift?"
Like October 22, 2023
Weevil
Soon as the stylus was available to him, he provided the signature. It must have been office supplies or something like that. “Mhm, not my usual shift, but our old night guard isn’t coming today.” Weevil scoffed, “or so I hope. Heard he passed away sometime this afternoon. Heart attack. He was a n... View More
Like October 22, 2023
Kazan
I ate a honey jar!
Like October 22, 2023
Weevil
"Ah, so... you're the new quality inspector then. Hah, well, i sure hope you had one of those allergies tests before applying for the job, um... We still really miss John."
Like October 22, 2023
Pinkstraw
*pink looked around before realizing* ah crap i made a portal to the wrong place i was trying to get home and didn’t watch what i was doing *she chuckles*
Like October 23, 2023
Weevil
Whenever Weevil washes his hands, he also washes his face like a fly.
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Ice Wisp
Upon seeing this Wisp is filled with musical inspiration and begins to sing https://youtu.be/OzNfXVkYi_Q?si=kyc-0fxQIk6egcMf
Like October 21, 2023
Weevil
Weevil gifts you a silk robe. “I made if myself.” He declares proudly. #rp
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Polo Fastter
"Should I ask where you got this?" Polo said while looking at the robe.
Like August 25, 2023
Weevil
“I made it.”
Like August 25, 2023
Polo Fastter
"From what?"
Like August 25, 2023
Princess Starwatcher
Nice robe x3
Like August 25, 2023 Edited
Corporal Spinneret
"Oh! It's quite well-made, I must say!"
Like August 25, 2023
Weevil
Damn, I need more stories to tell with these characters.
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Polo Fastter
make it up, this is a magical world of colorfull ponies where anything can happen.
Like March 26, 2023
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Look at me! I'm already telling quite the story with mine.
Like March 26, 2023
Ghostbit
Make more Weevil stories!
Like March 26, 2023
Weevil
Weevil unpacks an entire BBQ'd rib from his suitcase. "We can share lunch, if you'd like!" It was wrapped in tinfoil to prevent any leakage. #rp
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Darker Sky
Darker set out three plates, forks, and knifes from his suitcase. *What is it you need this time? "
Like March 9, 2023
Ghostbit
"I'm more of a Bluegrass Lettuce kind of creature than a BBQ rib one." He said pulling out a literal blue lettuce out of thin air before taking a huge bite out of it.
Like March 9, 2023
Weevil
Bill spreads his wings out to their whole span. "Get the ruler, we're settling this once and for all!" #rp
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Caramella Seashell
"But...I didn't say anything! My wing span is average for my size!"
Like March 6, 2023
Weevil
"Well then! Prove it!"
Like March 7, 2023
Caramella Seashell
Cara sighed dramatically and fetched a ruler. She then spread a wing and held the ruler up to it. "See!" Her wing fluff made them just over average! Just the fluff!
Like March 7, 2023
Ghostbit
"...Well I don't have to use wing's for flying but I got the biggest ear's her- I just heard Tony talk about you now"
Like March 7, 2023
Weevil
"See!? See what he's saying!? Help me prove him wrong!"
Like March 7, 2023
Ghostbit
"Hmm... You could maybe add some cardboard to your wing's and make them Very large and then measure them and THAT'S how you prove them wrong ?"
Like March 7, 2023
Silverspark
Silverspark:looking at own wings then to Bill's before saying "when was the last time you clean your wings you got broken feathers sticking out "she said
Like March 7, 2023
Weevil
Bill had no excuse for that, he simply hung his head in shame and folded his wings again.
Like March 8, 2023
Juno
"Heheheh. Ruler. You'd need a meterstick to measure any kind of respectable wingspan," says the smug mare with the tiny useless bug-wings.
Like March 8, 2023
Weevil
Bill glared, "Says the one who's built like a bumblebee" he stuck his togue out at her.
Like March 8, 2023
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