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Inkwelt

Other. Lives in Unknown,  Beyond Equestria. Born on March 6, 1993
Race
Zeeb
Roleplay Availability
Closed
About Me
Just my OOC account recommend fucking off.
Roleplay Universe
N/A
User Achievements
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Company, Organization, or Institution » Organization
Inkwelt
Can I get Legacy account access to access all my OC's And then never RP on them
10 people like this.
Bright Brave
You're making my synapses fire off.
Like January 1, 2026
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Bright Brave
Oye vay. I'm pretty darn healthy and strong. But I have made friends with a professional massage therapist. I don't know about that physical touch thing though.
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
Yeah you probably don't get that too much huh
Like January 2, 2026
Bright Brave
Like January 2, 2026
Chase
BRB must pet this one
Like January 1, 2026 Edited
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Chase
I'M GONNA DO THE TOUCH
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
Bestie don't it's not a safe time of month I'll get taxation without representation
Like January 2, 2026
Chase
Attention: Its time to touch
Like January 2, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Inkwelt! You're back. I knew I wasn't going insane.
Like January 1, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, why my walls? They are are 10 meters thick?
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
Exactly Perfectly good for blocking noise once you mine in there!!
Like January 4, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why are you in the vacuum section? There is no air in there.
Like January 5, 2026
Shifter Burnside
who you
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
Figuratively the devil
Like January 2, 2026
Shifter Burnside
ok hi devil
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
What do you think would happen if we genetically engineered equines to have thumbs
6 people like this.
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea would work out her thumbs until they were absolutely jacked and then retire
Like January 1, 2026
Inkwelt
we talking thumb war or ranked COD
Like January 1, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
ranked thumb war obvi
Like January 1, 2026
Inkwelt
holy shit
Like January 1, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
Just thumbs? No other fingers? Are they only on the front hooves or on all four?
Like January 1, 2026
Inkwelt
Don't be ridiculous dude All four
Like January 1, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
I see. What you are describing to me right now is something that is giving me flashbacks to Spore. Very interesting...
Like January 1, 2026
PinkBow
I’d kill a man, with this thumb
Like January 1, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Didn't he defrauded a major corporation? Robbed the 2nd Largest Bank in France, only using a ballpoint pen? Created a hole in the ozone, over Revenoir?
Like January 1, 2026
Shifter Burnside
thumbs
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
elaborate my dude
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
What in the god damn
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The Outsider
What in the-- Who let her back from the grippy socks vacation?
Like January 1, 2026
Inkwelt
Bro they didn't even I jumped out a window I'm currently on 15 ounces of ketamine to handle the pain Can I use your phone to order uber
Like January 1, 2026
Shifter Burnside
who are you
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
Oh man You really don't want to know I could tell you so many stories... View More
Like January 2, 2026
Inkwelt
Ayo wtf
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Calaco Fleethoof
I forgot to close the door
Like March 8, 2024
Inkwelt
We've been over this like five times now at this point you just want me to steal your dam guacamole
Like March 8, 2024
Calaco Fleethoof
And yet again, you don't have to steal it. You can just ask.
Like March 8, 2024
Little Leaf
honestly true
Like March 9, 2024
Nitroxus Soulspins
I look away for 5 minutes, I accidently see a gorgon have turned me into stone. I'm back to flesh and blood now.
Like March 9, 2024
Inkwelt
crack muthafuckin croakaine my dood
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Rough Winds
ok
Like October 14, 2023
Inkwelt
Ink steals whatever the fuck you were baking in the oven one second before the timer goes off. It's hers now.
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Petricor
Ink succesfully stole... bones? But they are not chicken nor fish bones. They seem to be... pony bones
Like October 13, 2023
Inkwelt
She proceeds to construct a little totem with gryphon feathers and entrails, hopefully warding off any visitors.
Like October 13, 2023
Calaco Fleethoof
"Hey?! That's my pie. Go take somepony elses."
Like October 13, 2023
Inkwelt
She fucking backflips out a window, farting as she goes. She will not be contained. His fault for making such a delectable pie.
Like October 13, 2023
Calaco Fleethoof
"Oi..." He started but she was already out the window and down a 100 foot drop to the everfree forest below. "Well there goes that mare and my pie... Did she fart?" He waved his wing to blow the smell out of the window.
Like October 13, 2023
Ghostbit
Inside the oven was... Clay, As The ling was learning how to use the craft without ruining his fur.
Like October 13, 2023
Inkwelt
Ink feels rather stupid, she's already taken a bite...and has a mouth full of clay. Well doesn't she look dumb. Idiot.
Like October 16, 2023
Ghostbit
The Ghostling would've taken a picture of this, Before Running away with a smirk on his face.
Like October 16, 2023
Knight Wolf
Ink gets shot as she runs away, Knight smiles holding a shot gun with a smoking barrel "Thief... now.. whose house is this?"
Like October 13, 2023
Inkwelt
The zebra literally walks out of her back, fake pair of legs, before bucking, farting and running away. "YOUR MOM'S HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSEEEEEEEEE!"
Like October 16, 2023
Inkwelt
Have you ripped ass at your local Denny's this week
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
I don't go to Denny's cos it always smells like ass. The duality of man.
Like September 20, 2023
Inkwelt
Well yeah, cause people are ripping ass Like sorry, but the work must be done
Like September 21, 2023
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Don't wanna go in cos it smells like shit. Wanna go in so it smells like shit. Both are ultimately valid and realistic. Thank the flying spaghetti ball that we have TROOPERS to walk amongst the gas.
Like September 21, 2023
Inkwelt
Listen amidst all the discourse about non-MLP characters on the site, I propose a humble alternative intended to better the site and its members as a whole! LITERALLY nominate me as site RP police. I... View More
4 people like this.
Iko Ikata
This is the only well thought out solution to this made up problem that I've yet to see
Like August 28, 2023
Inkwelt
Ey
Like August 28, 2023
Pizzamovies
Who are you again?
Like August 28, 2023
Spinneret
"being too cringey" my brother in celestia we are pretending to be ponies on the internet
Like August 28, 2023
Inkwelt
I am on the one who moderates the cringe
Like August 28, 2023
Flam
Those who have the most experience are the most qualified
Like August 28, 2023
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Who is the one who moderates the one who moderates the cringe. Who moderates the moderator who is moderating the cringe. Who is moderating the moderator who is moderating the person who moderates cringe. Today we enter... THE CRINGE ZONE.
Like August 29, 2023
Inkwelt
A system of checks and balances like ponykind has never known
Like August 29, 2023
Inkwelt
Sooooooooooooooooooooo how's everyone's Purge...
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The Outsider
I remain lore accurate: sitting by my corner, watching as things unfold, for I've nothing to fear myself.
Like August 24, 2023
Inkwelt
You have me to fear Kneecaps don't grow back
Like August 24, 2023
The Outsider
Your arse won't either.
Like August 24, 2023
Calaco Fleethoof
Whatever do you mean?
Like August 24, 2023
Inkwelt
You're mom
Like August 24, 2023
Calaco Fleethoof
Hmm, I see. Have you tried the mouse traps?
Like August 24, 2023
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm staying in the bunker, like a good pony.
Like August 24, 2023
Iko Ikata
Yeah
Like August 24, 2023
Inkwelt
Yeah but have you ever had an itchy butthole and farted so good it didn't itch anymore?
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Vanil
Back to your gas posting shenanigans already?
Like July 29, 2023
Inkwelt
Oh you bet I love fart jokes Best part is I have a fiancee now, who also loves fart jokes You really do get what you deserve in life c:
Like July 29, 2023
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