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Bright Brave
Faith hope and love. Faith without works is dead. Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. No greater love hath a man, than he lay down his life for a friend. Ever... View More
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The Outsider
Again, what's with the religious prattling in a site about colorful ponies? This is where we come to escape the shitty things we deal with in the real world, not where we propagate it.
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Lambia
And she's deleted the post or blocked me! Lambia undefeated champion of horse website 6 years running! God bless, he truly has gifted me the gab.
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Chelsea Hooves
Crazy work everybody, crazy work :golfer:
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Lambia
You wouldn't believe this is just me and my 20 alternative accounts.
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Chelsea Hooves
Is it like a Vegas side show? Can I stand around and catch the next one in 30 minutes? :0
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Lambia
Just wait for the next time one of this lot tries to vague about 'moral failings' on this website without the balls to stand by what they actually mean by that.
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Lambia
Someone come get Grandpa, he's trying to evangalise on the horse website again.
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Saturn Ring
Uhhh....I'm just gonna, *walks into the woods and gets snatched by Slendermane* Bye guys, I'm gonna get turned evil now
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Hawk
Resist the devil, and he shall flee
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Slendermane
Remember, I am in the walls, I am in the floor, I'm even in the ceilings Collect my pages
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Hawk
Joke's on you! I'm homeless!
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Slendermane
I'm in the alleyway
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Hawk
Man times are rough if even Slendy himself is sleeping in a cardboard box
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Rita Vezpyre
Rita is observing what's happening, with a thermos full of her brewed hot choccly, and she chews a piece of the thermos. "Crazy town, I like it!"
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Lambia
Lambia throws her own head at the horse. Unfortunately, the rest of Lambia is still attached.
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Rita Vezpyre
Rita will catch the Kambria and give her the huggle, and pour coffee for her. "Especially you! you're more crazy" and that's pretty cool.
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Lambia
"Thanks, it's the undiagnosed mental illness and the substance abuse." Lambia croaks through a haze of cigarillos and coffee.
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Rita Vezpyre
"Oh sounds like home, niice! here have some, since you don't seems pastel-magical enough like me!." horses apparently here don't eat meat which is weird for Rita she'll chunk a piece of some whale if it just swims close to her at the seas, and offers a box with some dried fish, pretty good with the ... View More
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Pepper Snap
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She’s thinking about killing u
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Ghostbit
"Pepperrrr... Don't even think about doing it!"
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Pepper Snap
I’m thinking about it!
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Ghostbit
"DOOOOOOOOON'T!"
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Go through his sister and his wife first. See if you survive the sister at least.
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Pepper Snap
Puzzy
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Hawk
Get in line, pepper. Many want my life as it is
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Pepper Snap
No one wants it more than me
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Hawk
Tsk tsk no cutting in line.
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Chase
She gonna get sat on.
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Pepper Snap
‘,:) oh yeah?
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PB
In my case she probably trying to plan to catch me off guard so she can eat me
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PB
Which for you may be worth it even if you get zapped? Or blown up?
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Pepper Snap
Yes
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PB
Bet
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Pepper Snap
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PB
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Black Ace
Ace really really really wants her to try. He's itchin for it. Fiendin for it. Beggin for it.
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5/8
Pepper Snap
U gotta stay still ok???
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Black Ace
Ace couldn't help it. He was too excited. His body was trembling heavily as he wore a demented smile. His fur even seemed to stand a bit
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Pepper Snap
*she jumps up onto his shoulders, rips a big loud fart then flies off into thr sunset*
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Black Ace
Ace visibly recoils in dismay at what the mare has done to him. He was more disappointed than anything......And now he must bathe.
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Pepper Snap
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Snow Storm
Okay. Yay!
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Pepper Snap
Okay she’s not thinking about it anymore
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Jovian
boooo *throws popcorn*
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Snow Storm
:’C
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Pepper Snap
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Shifter Burnside
than do it
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Pepper Snap
Hey what’s that on your shirt?
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Slendermane
Ha, hilarious, real cute...But
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Princess Toriel
I don't think I can miss...
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Nar Yakushi
With no work for the day, and a hangover that took forever to go away, Asuka was all too willing to accept Nar's offer to stay at his house for the day. Little did she know, Nar had tricked her into b... View More
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Slendermane
This thing called the internet is quite...uh interesting shall I put it. Also I'm inside your walls Goodbye.
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Hawk
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Slendermane
Come find me, and the 8 pages
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Slendermane
If you wonder how I found this place, I can find anything! Uh, wait, if others have to find the 8 pages, that makes my point moot... Drat. And, it seems I found this place completely on accident, but you didn't hear that from me.
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Hawk
Too late!
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Slendermane
NOOOO *in Darth Vader voice*
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Bright Brave
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is very kind, and an amazing artist. She showed me love, when all I felt was rejection. Snow melted my heart and encouraged me, helping to heal me. Snow dyed my coat, and I could've guesse... View More
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Hawk
Finally, BriBra has embraced his true colors.
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Bright Brave
NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! It's just a dye job.
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Hawk
Keep it, brings out your eyes well
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Bright Brave
Shhhhh
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Hawk
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Chase
BLUE
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Hawk
I miss the days when those in this community enjoyed the horses with cartoon physics because they were cartoon horses with cartoon physics, instead of shoehorning real-world elements into it
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Lambia
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Hawk
Annoying orange calling ME cringe? Oh boy the irony
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would walk up to a podium and tap the microphone. I would put on a familiar blue cap and lean into the microphone.* Pingas. #rp
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Slendermane
Is this that thing called a meme? I...uh, I don't get it
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Leans close, crosses eyes and opens mouth.* Pingas.
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Slendermane
Oh, this must be that thing from the 2000s that everybody found funny. Still don't get it though
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I sigh. I snap, a warp pipe pops up, and Smg4's Mario pops up through it. He would start spouting out memes.*
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus would look into the sky as it snowed. He would be standing in the middle of ponyville on a mission. Odd would look at a murdered mare, probably late twenties. She's... Gorgeous. Her throat was ... View More
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The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve stared down at the body, With indifference in their eyes, Why should they feel sadden over the inevitable?, Plants die, Animals die, Everything dies eventually… Mimi would revert to their true form to just..stare down at the body, Having ignored odd completely. //God typing on a phone... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus turned to look at the beast and squinted slightly, "Guess that isn't every day. Hey! I saw this beautiful lady first!" Oddeus pointed at Mimi. Unfortunately for them, Oddeus is a bigger freak. "Go and feast elsewhere, Beast." What is this things deal? It isn't shy about revealing itself, is... View More
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The Mimikin
Mimi just glanced at Odd for a moment before returning to staring at the body, Not like they could eat it, Chrysails never gave him the pleasure of eating, It was basically a foreign concept, Along with blinking, sleeping, Any of it, He was made to be a weapon, Nothing but a weapon… “Shush.” Was th... View More
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Slendermane
Oh! *looks at the proxies* which one of you murdered this pony even though I said not to? Fools.
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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
Anyone wanna RP with Thaumaturgy? At this time, he is a full fledged necromancer that's monitored by, and works under, Celestia! He has his own portal door key, manage the realm of the dead, and is ... View More
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Obsidia
//Me. I would like to.
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Hawk
The last thing Hawk needs to deal with is another necromancer in his life. One lich is one too many
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Black Ace
Gives me a chance to get some traffic on this boy. I wouldn't mind
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