"I'm, like, actually, literally, figuratively metaphorically totally piss right now." #rp
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Fruity Loops
“I’ll get a mop.”
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//Since the time as the Yellow Demon is coming to a close. These are some fun facts about him.
Suxortin is a rejected clone of Nitroxus. (Obviously.) Being an evil clone, he is as evil as Nitroxus is... View More
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Technically, yes and now. Yes, he would be trapped. Yet you would want to put in a container that is stronger than a rice cooker. Go for more like the Millennium Puzzle Box setup. For if you don't, that thing will just become a scary hybrid of a horcrux and a phylactery.
Which if you allow that to ... View More
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7 hours ago
Can he be banished to Limbo, similarly to The Pony of Shadows?
Or perhaps be reformed?
Oh, he can be banished to Limbo, yet unlike the Pony of Shadows, you might want have barriers around him. Since if you allow him to have all that time without safe guards, he will get out. Possibly more powerful.
As for being reformed. Not likely. Sux would more than likely corrupt anypony who dare... View More
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7 hours ago
I’m spreading marscapone and mango fruit spread on hot eggo waffles right now guys this is insane get in here
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// I have to take a break for now, but progress on Heart Piece's house. C:
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it's coming along so good so far UGHHH I NEED to know if you do art tradesss, even a sketch from you would be amazinggguh
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15 hours ago
// Sadly I don't do commissions anymore either. ;; Years of bullying, harassment, charge backs, and people not completing their half of trades left me very disillusioned towards making art for others. :C
I have played tomodachi life for 10 hours straight today
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So i decided to put this on my notebook with matting and anti-glare acrylic. Image made by pinkbow
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Hired work is sparse as of late. Astral has taken a job peeling potatoes for a local pub. During the day, she sits outside the tavern's walls on a stool with a large barrel bucket beside her. Knife in... View More
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She grits her teeth at a burp that tried to interrupt her response. It hissed out as she stifled it by looking down bashfully.
“Erh— Ah, no. The chef likes to keep them for their uses.. Why?”
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Yesterday, 10:40 pm
"Hey potato peeler, how are the drinks here?" The griffin asks briskly as he pulled up a stool to sit on. Well dressed he would stand out in a run down place like this. Side eyeing the odd looking pony who seems like they would be better suited for mercenary work.
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Yesterday, 8:19 pm
She looked them up and down with her green eye before going back to peeling, “They’re pretty good. Middling price. The root beer is actually alcoholic, same with the ginger. Spicy and sweet, if that’s your thing.”
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Yesterday, 10:43 pm
He would lean up against the bar and eye the pony curiously with a lazy stare. "And what's your thing?" His tone sounds bored. No hint of flirtation in it but he's staring more than a stranger should.
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18 hours ago
Finishing the spud, she stopped to look back up at the fellow. She contemplated their question quite seriously, “Spicy for sure. I’ve always loved ginger but in beer form, it’s so much better. Probably why I stick around peeling potatoes for this joint. I get a free beer out of it. Haha.”
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16 hours ago
"Is that all? I mean if it's that easy I can get you a couple of beers then." He looks serious about it though still bored and monotonous in tone. Not that he would look like the type to be joking around anyways. Though....
"I'll just start already though." By that he meant ordering a drink. Orderi... View More
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15 hours ago
“Ohwa—“ she turned to the stranger fully and paused.
The server produced the root beer from tap. Frosty with a nice clean foam on top.
Aurum pouted but didn’t reject, “okay. Well, thanks. Doesn’t help make me think that this is the part where you reel me in on a job or something. What’s the ca... View More
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5 hours ago
*Suxortin would leave IRS Main HQ. For he had completely messed up the filing systems. Causing the entire bureau to need to do an audit in the morning. He yawned.* Not easy screwing over a government ... View More
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thanks for helping actually, now we only have to do our taxes next year!
...What you just basically did. You blowing up the IRS Main HQ just basically had you commit tax fraud.
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April 29, 2026
" Finally! You did something right! For a good-long-while we can kiss taxes goodbye. Just please tell me you burned some of the documents. If not, that'd just be a missed opportunity. '
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April 29, 2026
" Oh, nothing. Just gonna... " Silent poked it into his right hoof. Not shallow enough to cause any direct damage, but enough to get into the bloodstream.
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April 30, 2026
You're hurting yourself, to impress me? Aim higher if you're going to do that.
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Yesterday, 7:46 pm
" Who said I was seeking your approval? " He took the rapier out, a little bit of blood coming out. The blood seemed to defy the laws of physics. It floated in the air a moment between the pair.
" By the way, I'd recommend closing your mouth and plugging your nose. "
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18 hours ago
Silent closed his eyes and shook his head in disappointment. " You shouldn't have hesitated. "
The collection of blood quickly twisted into a spear-like shape, swiftly shooting into their mouth and down their throat. For a second, nothing happened. There was only a slight burning in his gut and lun... View More
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