I duked it out with a big ass spider on top of my wall AC unit
Plot twist: It jumps
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Oh, that's just Dave paying his due rent by taking out moths. Is he ok? He hasn't called back in a while.
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Wolfbane
You didn't hear, Dave got a promotion that required him to move closer to work!
Tsh tsh, shame good tenant too.
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Vegan food is morally superior
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Imma add onto everyone here. Vegan Food is not morally superior. It's a good lifestyle if you dont want to eat meat, but people live how they want to. Also vegan food is fuckin gross.
I prefer singular ingredient whole food and a lot of vegan alternatives are highly processed with like 50 ingredients minimum. If I were to go vegan I’d have to eat pure fruits and veg and I don’t like raw veg which is more nutritious than cooked veg so I’d just be nutrient deficient =(
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May 26, 2026
Eating the same amount of calories that you need in a day as pure fruits and vegetables would be painful honestly
You would need three times the amount of physical food to equal 2,000 calories on just a pure fruit nut and veggie diet compared to if you had a mixed variable diet
It wouldn’t be that hard with nuts tbh they’re really calorie dense and fatty
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May 26, 2026
Sorry you had to learn this the hard way.. as a vegan myself, saying this out loud will always attract people ready to defend themselves and attack you. RIP fellow vegan food enjoyer.
Mm, the drama bait labelled drama bait... could catch a big yummy tuna with it...
I mean, you can do whatever you want even if it makes you a hypocrite within your personal stances, whether or not it leads to societal judgement and consequences is another question.
The core philosophy of veganism is moral and adopting it against personal convenience is noble. However, grandstand... View More
Honestly, sure. I think in a post-scarcity world where these things can be artificially made, animals shouldn't be slaughtered.
But saying that, I do eat meat and I don't particularly feel that bad about it. I admit, I think it's a moral failing because I'll be disgusted at someone eating a dog ye... View More
I hate to get involved but if anything should be reserved for a “post-scarcity” economy it should be the food items that:
A) Function entirely as a luxury/convenience food for 99% of the “developed” world.
B) Are massively wasteful of supposedly limited resources like land, water, food and energy.
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"All solid food is gross. Besides you can't blame ponies for murdering creatures, it's so much fun!"
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June 5, 2026
Hi there
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If you were to buy any vowel in the alphabet (i.e., own the exclusive rights to it), which one would you choose and how much would you be willing to spend on it?
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I would buy U for...30 million. I think that would be a fair price.
Buy the letter E, and you will never go hungry. Its the most used letter in 90% of all human languages. Even if you take in count of different ruleset per language. Second used letter, is S.
Id like to buy the letter Steve Harvey for 90 mustache bucks please
And the survey says....Steve Harvey is something 90 mustache bucks!
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God I'm late for your bday... I'm sorry. Happy late bday. But uhh. I'll make your gift when I'm not do busy with 3d and scripting. Also. See if you can find yourself :3
Should I bring Lilith Luminous to CA?
Should I bring the King and Queen's daughter to CA?
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Oddeus marched forward and fall to the ground, his blood ran pink as many leeches came out of his mouth. These large slug-like creatures are a dark pink with razor sharp teeth. #rp
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Ghost grasped the sides of his head tightly, Trying his very best to keep his eyes open, This wasn’t the first time He lost control over his body…Well technically it is ?
Last time He simply lost control of himself, And became a mindless beast Due to a small amount of Umbra magic having latched ont... View More
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June 4, 2026
//Meant to write DONT know what to do about the fire and rotting smell, My bad!
Wait…Poison joke ?, Good thing He didn’t eat poison jokes anymore, That…that was a weird time in his life, Anyway He’d turn his head around trying to figure out where that voice of his gone off to.
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June 5, 2026
Oddeus suddenly open his eyes and jarringly stand up. He would crouch slightly and tilt his head upwards, his teeth dripping with The Choke. His eyes would drain out this insectoids fluids as if he was crying rivers of this godless stuff. he would stumble forward as he gave a groan into a full on pa... View More
//Deleted and made a New one for I didn't like how my previous one came out
Ghost Ears twitched ever so Faintly, as He heard something Slicing through the air, but just as Quickly He dodged out of the way, but That wasn't perfect, For He was busy ignoring the voice Whom never told him their name, b... View More
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Yesterday, 10:32 pm
This dart would shoot out and merely graze him, pink oozed and bubbles in the blood of this scratch. Oddeus would start to glow a radiant glowing color, a move Odd would almost never do: Use his hellhound abilities. Yet...
This wasn't Oddeus anymore... No, this was that freaky insect proudly peakin... View More
Ghost Gripped tightly onto the Scratch on his arm, But He did Hear the Lightning from... well Someone, Guessing it's from either Odd or Whatever shot the Dart at him, Well He did know one of them was Shocked, Mostly due to the Slight smell of Smoke. Well that or a Tree caught on fire, Or it was Anot... View More
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Fortunately, for mind control to work, you need a mind. Cambia lost hers back in the war. But she can still feel, and a furrow crosses her brow at the prick by her hoof. "What'n'the- ..." A pause, a brief self examination, trotting short circles before ascertaining the source.
There's a voice in h... View More
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June 4, 2026
Longer petite fingers lined her face as cuts presumable ran across Cambia's face. The slow moving, yet weirdly gentle scratch would make a gentle marking, scratched but not cut. Cambia chewed into the worm, pink juice would squelch into her mouth like a gusher. It tasted like a topical juice or even... View More
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June 4, 2026
Cambia was seemingly nonplussed by the carnival of disgust taking place around her, regarding the sensations and visuals as one might a bee in the house, or stepping in something you rather wouldn't. An inconvenience to be sure, but seemingly not far outside of her experience. "Yuh-huh." Came the gr... View More
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June 5, 2026
Long invisible fingers presumably wrapped around Cambia's shoulders and said, "Ah... What an interesting response. Baby, you're speaking my language..." The invisible touch would caress her face and neck as she laughed and her grasp slid off slowly.
The pools of blood tasted worse than any flesh... View More
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June 5, 2026
"Awful touchy-feely aintcha?" Cambia would entreat, almost casually as she trotted along retracing her steps. It was fortunately only a short jaunt to her destination. One that would give her enough time to idle with chatter. "I ahm not a fan." She never promised it would be polite chatter.
She ro... View More
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June 5, 2026
She stomped it beneath her hoof, pink guts shooting all over her hoof. It would cover the floors with more than simply slug parts and pink blood. It had parts of a flying insect of sorts, either way the guts steamed with pestulant fumes that filled this carriage. As she searches these shelves, she i... View More
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"Oh, baby... You are absolutely delicious to look at, do you know? A lot more people now than I have ever seen. You... You are Divine." Death spoke into her brain. vibrating and shaking her vision.
"Can you feel me? All of me? I can certainly feel your blood flowing and pumping., Beast." Biolla... View More
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June 5, 2026
"I was made by ponies, you know? I am two words: Chemical. Warfare. Ideally I would have been spread across the battlefield to make the enemy... Kill each other." She paused as a large slug would move around from under your skin.
"Now... I am unsure what I am... Unsure."
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Yesterday, 10:28 pm
The presence over took Chrysalis as she heard the words in her mind. She began to cackle, the sound echoing through her mind. With every ounce of focus she had she resisted. Her mind was immensely powerful. Able to manipulate and direct the thoughts of entire hives and armies. She was also a complet... View More
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June 5, 2026
"Chrysalis. How quaint. " The hallucinations was hazy, the sky would slowly disappear before her eyes into a deep darkness unlike any swarm. Her voice was distant but present as the laughed. "You know there is one bug you might be missing... He's a little harder to control." Death would laugh as bon... View More
The queen grimaced in disgust "Worms?" She closed her eyes. A wave of green flames washed over her. She shape shifted, changing the make up of her insides to make them toxic to the worms. She just barely put up a shield of magic around herself to block the vomit. She fell to her knees before shapesh... View More
Oddeus would look down at her as he gave a crooked smile from ear to ear. His dead pan eyes with his jarring grin would give an uncanny visage to him. His teeth dripping with the Choke. He would speak slowly but it was obviously the one who claims the title of Death.
"What a change of... Heart. I'... View More
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Yesterday, 10:15 pm
Chrysalis winced in pain "Why would I have any issue with that?" Chrysalis smirked softly as she slowly stood up. The pain was starting to fade "If you cause problems for equestria then for now we are allies. Enemy of my enemy and all. Perhaps we can come to an understanding of some kind? What do yo... View More
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15 hours ago
"Oh? Is the little baby boy scared of demons? Don't worry, inky... I'll be out before you... Know it." The world turned oddly drawn out. In fact, everything before you knew it was that of a poorly drawn childrens drawing. The only thing that wasn't... Was the presumed corpse of Oddeus, who never ch... View More
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Yesterday, 10:23 pm
You guys reading any good books lately?
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Yes, actually! I finally found a book that properly details the bronze age's collapse that isn't just "oh yeah the egyptians got invaded by the sea people, the end". It's a topic that I've been meaning to research but didn't want to go through the actual process that is researching stuff that happen... View More
In novels, I just finished reading Dragon Spear, the 3rd and final book in the Dragon Slipper series by Jessica Day George. I do a re-reading of this series every so often, due to how chaotic and simple this book series is. Its such a good read, that I'm surprised that their isn't a bigger fan base ... View More
He has no face, he has no soul, if you cross him, he'll take you to hell! #rp
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// Keeping Heart Piece single and halting roleplays was a good idea given what just happened today
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// Im single now and scrambling to find some place to stay cause I can't stay here
That's all I wish to say
Probably not going to be around for a while
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June 4, 2026
// Copy and pasting an editted previous comment;
Im single now and scrambling to find a way to move back in with my mom to stay there cause I can't stay here where Im currently at
That's all I wish to say
Probably not going to be very active, or maybe even around as much for a while
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June 5, 2026
// Thank you for the offer. I have plenty of people supporting me through this, so I'm okay for now, but I genuinely appreciate the offer, it means a lot honestly.