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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have leaked to the press, all over your terrible secrets.* There we go, free press for all! #rp
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Shifter Burnside
you too *does the same thing* bye
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*All there was for Suxortin's was that he was yellow. Everywhere.*
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Why are you staring at me like that? Stop it! I command you to stop staring at me.
Like April 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
youre naked
Like April 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
No I am not.
Like April 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...I mean everyone already knows I sleep with a teddy bear. So its not really a secret.
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Have you washed it?
Like April 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Of course! I wash the teddy bear after every use. My sister wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I didnt.
Like April 26, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
With soap?
Like 10 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
The most expensive soap.
Like 4 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
" No way you got every detail in there. I cover my tracks pretty well. "
Like April 25, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I have my ways.
Like April 26, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Okay then. Who am I fighting against then? Who is my mother? And what am I really? "
Like April 26, 2026 Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
How should I know? I wasn't the one who did the research.
Like 9 minutes ago
Autumn Night
Autumn keeps crashing into you at the roller rink and then skates away really fast! She doesn't even say sorry! #rp
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Nar Yakushi
Nar starts skating backwards just to stare her down as she approaches. Also to show off to the other guests at the rink, but mostly to keep an eye on Autumn. As much as he would like to do something rash, like trip her, that could lead to serious injury, and he's not willing to do that to someone el... View More
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Nar Yakushi
"Well, generally, I think it's best for newbies to start off by learning how to walk in skates before they start skating, but I think you're a little past that. Unless you're willing to go back a step or two, and start over." Nar shrugs his shoulders, then gently takes Autumn's shoulders to guide he... View More
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Autumn Night
"What's the saying? 'Run and then you never have to crawl'? Or something like that!" Autumn guessed, well off the mark. "Sure, how about a few laps and you can show me useful things.. like, well, how to steer! And Stop.. and not get my legs tangled up!" She suggested with an grin, trying to hide any... View More
Like 47 minutes ago
Nar Yakushi
Nar offers up a small smile, reaching up to adjust his straw hat. "Guess we could give it a shot. I'd prefer to do this on a day where the rink is less crowded, but this will have to do." After looking over his shoulder to make sure there's a clear path ahead, he positions himself in front of Autumn... View More
Like 19 minutes ago
Autumn Night
Autumn rolled her eyes at him in disbelief and snorted. "Piece of cake, any foal can do that!" She declares with a grin and then locks in! She starts to drift off course a bit and tries to correct, only for her legs to start and flail beneath her! "Still good- I just.. Gimmie a sec!" She swerves bac... View More
Like 13 minutes ago
Nar Yakushi
The longer this goes on, the more Nar is convinced someone is going to end up hospitalized before the end of the night. Really should have been more insistent on teaching her how to walk in skates first. He'd made sure they had a decent amount of room to each side down the straightaway too. The fact... View More
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Blackstone Edge
*note: just touching Blackstone is lethal so don't do it...*
Like 2 hours ago
Autumn Night
Autumn bumps into Blackstone and explodes.
Like 2 hours ago
Fruity Loops
“Ow, hoe.”
Like 56 minutes ago
Autumn Night
"Oops! Watch out!" Autumn trips and round house kicks Fruity! "Tehee, sill me!"
Like 49 minutes ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity dematerializes briefly, just long enough for Autumn’s roundhouse kick to pass straight through him. He stood there listlessly for a second before appearing crestfallen. <span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: 100%;">See, Fruity is only able to use that trick once every three moons, and he ju... View More
Like 44 minutes ago
Autumn Night
"Oh boo who! You think you got it bad? That little stunt you pulled caused me to kick some little kid, on his birthday! Now his hot mom is like, super mad at me!" Autumn says in complaint as she comes crashing into Fruity again!
Like 27 minutes ago
Luminosity
"What would you say was your favorite moment from your life thus far? What about that moment made it special?" Taking out a clipboard from her saddlebag and removing a quill from her device on her hoo... View More
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Iridescent_Edge
I get asked enough questions like that at school.
Like 6 hours ago
Luminosity
"Well I guess your princess is instituting mind wellness and positive learning in classes. Critical thinking is very important." she said with a smile.
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Iridescent_Edge
“Mind wellness and positive learning” is ironic, seeing as those question are a source of anxiety for me. I don’t see how this is related to critical thinking either.
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Luminosity
"Answering questions on your own is going to always be critical thinking." she motioned with her wing to emphasize the point, "But mind wellness and positive learning giving you anxiety is definitely interesting. I suppose someone used those concepts to hurt rather then build you up. Im sorry your e... View More
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Iridescent_Edge
It’s more about identity.
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Luminosity
"I see. Im sorry to hear that. So then what brings you joy if you're comfortable with me asking?"
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Aux "Skully" Cord
"Id say, meeting you." Aux said, their voice dragged and slow, as their fur turns a light gray and eyes turn pink and take the shape of luminosity's eyes. Their mane and tail tidying themselves, and shifting to a blue and teal. "thank you for the food " Aux says baring their teeth, looking more like... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Luminosity
"Ha, Im flattered. Really but." The mare watched the voice change and features become more like her own. The pegasus took a step back. "I... My what an interesting skill that is."
Like 6 hours ago
Aux "Skully" Cord
Aux snaps Thier face back to Thier own, "Ha! gotcha! you were so scared weren't you!" they say the blue fading back to various shades of pinks and yellows. "ive been trying more live imitation as opposed to just mimicry just using bones!" aux blinked swaying Thier eyes to match Lumi's " did I do goo... View More
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Luminosity
"That really is an interesting skill." she said before nodding, "it was a bit frightening, I admit" putting her hoof behind her head, "How do you do that? and I guess follow up if you'd like notes, what were you trying to accomplish? The Mimicry itself? or 'Scare Factor'" she laughed a bit.
Like 6 hours ago
Aux "Skully" Cord
"Im just kind of like this," aux says, switching Thier skin off revealing the rainbow colored gell that surrounded the bones they inhabitited. "I'm all ooze and I just use these bones," aux says stretching flesh, clicking hooves and claws in and out of Their body, "I was kinda going for a bit of bot... View More
Like 5 hours ago
Luminosity
"I seee so you modulate the ooze to simulate or replicate the appearance that you so choose." she brought a hoof to her chin, "So if you were to lets say imitate a creature that has a different bone structure then us equines how would you handle it I wonder?" She saw the hooves and claws clicking ou... View More
Like 5 hours ago
Parley
"Momma told me not to give my information to strangers. You might take my kidneys."
Like 6 hours ago
Luminosity
"Congratulations you passed the test. That's right we dont give personal information to strangers, the kidneys part might be a bit extreme though." she said with a smile. "best run along back to your momma." The pegasus made an ushering motion with her wing.
Like 6 hours ago
Parley
Parley squinted at the mare. "I'm not actually that short, am I?" He asked, slightly offended.
Like 6 hours ago
Luminosity
"No?" she tilts her head, "This be about your height?"
Like 6 hours ago
Parley
He batted at the air with his hoof to shoo away the awkwardness. "I'm concerned that I'm so vertically challenged that you genuinely think I'm a colt." He said with genuine worry in his voice. He didn't need this today. "I was just jestin' at your suspicious behaviour. Lookin' for an alibi or someth... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Luminosity
"I assure you I made more assumption of age based on your response to the question sir." she nodded her head, "Any pony or creature can have any level of emotional and intellectual maturity, no matter the height." she smiles. "bahh Im just new at this surveying gig. Sorry if I seem suspicious." she ... View More
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Clockwork
Her throat ticks away, magic writing to the cylinder within, before it clicks as they flick their brush tail idly. A tinny voice emerges as she pantomimes visible speech with her mouth. "I am unsure of the current year." Looking up to the sun- obviously without consequences due to lacking physical e... View More
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Luminosity
"Do you need help? I can help you close it or open it if you'd like. Thank you again for answering my questions by the way. Very illuminating." she remembered she was suppose to be just asking this basic question for her own data.
Like 4 hours ago
Clockwork
She sighs with frustration. Very obviously a thing she picked up from organic ponies, as a clockwork entity likely doesn't need to breathe. Not really frustration at the pegasus, more at herself. She assumes she's being unclear, its only been a few months of interacting with organic ponies as a sapi... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Luminosity
"oh. Of course, I just didn't want to be indelicate or insensitive." she stepped forward to view the panel more closely and allow for demonstrations to learn about the inner workings. As somepony experienced with working on actual clocks and other clockwork devices she was interested to see what thi... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Clockwork
Well... For certain this clockwork mare was not from this time period. Certainly she'd arrived here in the present linearly, unlike, Luminosity, but as the panel is opened, there is a small mark on it's interior-facing side. An illegible signature... And a date of production. From a few centuries be... View More
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Luminosity
“Fascinating to think that somepony designed and created something as prodigious as yourself. Then you go and surpass said designs to make yourself all you. You’re a miracle.” She said with a hope filled smile. “I’m sure the history books will remember you.” Before stepping back to be respectful, “o... View More
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PB
Geez if the princesses wanted anything from me they'd ask me themselves. I mean Princess Luna already pays for my studio apartment in Canterlot. Not to mention I do also travel a lot so time is irrelevant.
Like 5 hours ago
Luminosity
"Princess Luna? Oh no no this is from Princess Cel.. Celestia sorry lots of different supervisors and chains of command Im sure you under... Oh" she stopped her ramblings after catching up to the last statement. "Have you now." she cleared her throat. "Do you and the princess do this together or mor... View More
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PB
I'm literally the royal painter and one who is occasionally authorized by Celestia herself on restoring particular historical paintings or statues. In fact I've even made one of the stained glass windows in the castle. I mean they aren't the only royals I deal with but the more common ones I prefer ... View More
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Star Hope
Star was rather confused, her saddlebag overly packed as usual as she had been stopped in the streets of Ponyville. She had a hoof raised slightly, and her eyes were certainly not astute enough to have caught the library card. After a moment to reorient her mind after being hit with the barrage of q... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Luminosity
“I’ll take that as a compliment, I’m sure you’re Honey Seep is a stand up friend.” Luminosity wiggled a wing before refolding it at her side. “What an interesting memory to choose as your fondest, but it sounds like it was quite impactful. Yes and the calibrating question is to make sure you know wh... View More
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Star Hope
Star's head remained tilted. She might not have had good enough eyes to catch the library card, but she had noticed something rather odd about the explanation. Regardless, she decided to not let Luminosity catch on to the fact that she was catching on. "Well, I guess I could do you one better and pu... View More
Like 56 minutes ago
Pepper Snap
Dang my back hurts
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Pizzamovies
Carrying the whole site on your shoulders must be tough work.
Like April 26, 2026
Pepper Snap
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Chase
Pepper Snap Avenue
Like April 26, 2026
Yearling Writer
(Pep translates to Pepper) Put some pep in that step! (Pepper translates to Pepper Snap)
Like April 26, 2026
Pepper Snap
Pepper stepper
Like April 26, 2026 Edited
Suxortin Snipslous
Yea, not so fun now, isn't it? I have 2 spines now.
Like April 26, 2026
Pepper Snap
Can I borrow one?
Like April 26, 2026
Shifter Burnside
i have 3
Like 10 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
No...
Like 11 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like 10 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
i h a v e n o s p i n e
Like 10 hours ago
PB
//i always got back pain. Typically in my lower back.
Like 9 hours ago
Pepper Snap
I hate it uuurgh
Like 16 minutes ago
PB
//i do too
Like 10 minutes ago
Arpeggio
//If you don't have Willow Bark Tea, get it. It has the exact same properties like Asperine, except without the chemicals.
Like 9 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Where do I get it? Whole Foods?
Like 15 minutes ago
Little Leaf
Little Leaf caws!
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Fruity Loops
burd
Like April 25, 2026
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Winter'Swatch
CAREFUL SHE HAS CORVID-19
Like 5 hours ago
Fruity Loops
But it was too late, and Fruity had been fully morphed in to a slightly obnoxious Budgie.
Like 3 hours ago
Winter'Swatch
"It's so cute.... I want to destroy it..."
Like 2 hours ago
Little Leaf
and so lights the beakon for the further growth of The Order of Birds, sparrow no quarter
Like 2 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity just flaps around uselessly before stopping to scream in the most horrific manner possible, terrified of the daddy long legs spider making its way down the wall. Ridiculous.
Like 59 minutes ago
Nightly Starfall
Night looks at the mare, confused. "How're you doing that.. you're not a.." she looks around, still confused. "..are you?" She begins questioning her whole perception of reality.
Like April 25, 2026
Little Leaf
Little Leaf stares back, unblinking. Her feathers momentarily ruffle as she tilts her head. "Mm? Doing what? I think this is perfectly normal," she states nonchalantly from an awkward perch along a low hanging branch. A softer series of caws is made as she lets out whatever impulse is stuck in her s... View More
Like April 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
Fellow birb?
Like 15 hours ago
Little Leaf
Neig-... Caw. Yes.
Like 10 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Yay!
Like 6 hours ago
Winter'Swatch
Winter'Swatch meows.
Like 15 hours ago
Little Leaf
Little Leaf unfortunately cannot meow, and so makes a weird rumbling noise instead.
Like 10 hours ago
Winter'Swatch
Winter reaches up and pats Little Leaf on the head for an excellent try.
Like 5 hours ago
Aether
I'm gonna feel really stupid if this gets ignored but.. if I opened up commissions, would anyone be interested?
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Vanil
Post probably won't reach the amount of people you're expecting, because you post this on a Monday x.x But perhaps. Lets see some sample ponies.
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent approached you more professionally, but remaining somewhat expressive. " Alright, I'll cut to the chase here. Celestia and her sister have me on a rechrival mission into the Everfree. Apparent... View More
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Soliana Flare
Oki
Like April 22, 2026
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Soliana Flare
Thanks, you're quite impressive yourself. Let's see you handle my real speed! *she'd fly off even faster *
Like 6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent sighed, and cursed under his breath. Nevertheless, he figured if she was going to step it up, then he may as well do the same. He was now nothing short of a black jagged blur. Hardly any bit of organic matter left. The blade shaped shadow left various marks on trees and shrubbery, leaving d... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Soliana Flare
I'll be fine what about you?
Like 5 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" I could do this all day. It feels VERY weird but fun at the same time. " The black blue was slowly gaining ground, however the castle was now in view. Chances were, Soliana would come on top in this friendly contest.
Like 5 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*She would eventually reach the castle and would just barely stop herself from crashing into it*
Like 2 hours ago
QuickSilver
Quicksilver had been mid-stride when the stallion approached — clipboard tucked under one foreleg, a pocket watch already open in her other hoof. She glanced up, teal eyes sharp and assessing, then snapped the watch shut with a quiet click. "Thirty minutes." She repeated it flatly, less like a ques... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent shook his head, trying to get in the right headspace again. " You're right. Orders come first; we can lick our scars later. " And just like that, all the emotion he had just vanished, as if every feeling was shaken off with each step he took. " Also, watch out for hidden passages and traps. ... View More
Like April 23, 2026
QuickSilver
Silver noted the shift in him — emotion there and then gone, clean as a clock resetting — and said nothing about it. She understood that too. She looked up at the castle as it swallowed the light around them. "Traps, hidden passages, objects as triggers." She repeated it quietly, already scanning. ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" By the look of it.... eight months. Probably one of them.... and no, I will not elaborate on who them is yet. That can come later. Either way, you can tell because the faded hoofprints ahead only fully disappear after nine. " Silent nodded to the floor near her, but as far as she could see, ther... View More
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QuickSilver
"Eight months." Quietly, mostly to herself. "And still visible. This place doesn't get much airflow." She filed the detail about who made them away without pushing. He'd said it could come later. She'd hold him to that. Her eyes moved back to the armor. She studied it for a long moment with her hea... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Helps when you have an understanding of the area before it fell. " Silent, let that statement hang in the air, without much clarification on what he meant by that. And part of the ceiling creaked; a decently sized chunk of the stone ceiling had fallen onto the floor, and the floor beneath it lower... View More
Like April 23, 2026
Nar Kazunah
Finally! After a week of watching the non magical portion of the Equestrian Guard Games, it's finally time for the mages to get their turn! Which would be great! If Nar wasn't going to have to wait an... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Morphs in to Angry Video Game Nerd* Mickey mouse? What da heck is up with this game? Are these paintings? Or windows? Geez, game designers! Make up your mind! What is this bullshit? #rp
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