Torch attacks you! With her feathers. She tickles you into oblivion, and soon you're laughing so hard you pee yourself. And then she pees on you to dominate you. And then she laughs too. #rp
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"Hello, little one," Aux looks down at the princess, "check this out," and swishes their mouth before looking down at toriel and making a squish motion with Thier paw and pointing at themself.
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another mouth forms on the side of Aux's face, "you gotta squish me again in order for it to work!"
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*The Yoshi's Island yoshi transformation music would play as I would slowly morph into Grand Dad for April fool's day.* #rp
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*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
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March 16, 2026
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the floor, annoyed.* Why would try to feed them, as I try climb out?
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March 16, 2026
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
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March 17, 2026
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
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March 19, 2026
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
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March 20, 2026
very, usually one slab of meat would be good but these are tiny so it takes awhile
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Yesterday, 11:00 pm
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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March 16, 2026
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? "
Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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March 16, 2026
" I was talking from a phobia perspective. But as household pests, they are indeed a pain. "
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March 27, 2026
" Good, either way. Should you drop any more of those things in there before I patch up the hole? "
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March 28, 2026
Will do. *Drops some more glass lemons.* Die you cursed pests of wood.
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20 hours ago
Come here Gimme a smooch *she'd giggle*
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*She would send a torrent of water towards Emez, and then looks straight at Stickman.* How dare you! *She would launch a tsunami at him.*
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// I figured that was the case, I just doubt she'd give a response at that point since she's already leaving xD
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"well its kinda... public." Belle says, fidgeting with her hooves. "and I've never really kissed anypony before."
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"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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"Well...it's definitely NOT paint. I'll say that much." Meino kicked the paint can that was behind him into nearby bushes.
"Hmmmm Golden Carrots" Inspects them, before walking around the corner to put on a fake badge, coming back to the stand, "health and safety. Im gonna need examine one of these."
"Uhhh, okay...examine away." Meino used his magic to levitate a carrot to Luminosity. "They are free, so you can keep that one." He chuckled softly and watched on.
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Yesterday, 1:17 am
She took hold of the carrot with her wing and looked closely, "Hmmmm.. what do you grow with to give them such a metallic sheen?"
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Yesterday, 1:34 am
"Ah, that is a good question!" He pulled out a book from his satchel with his magic and tapped the cover of it. "I found a spell that can give anything a metallic appearance. Like I can turn a wooden cup into a silver one and so on. Of course, it doesn't make an item into metal; it only makes it loo... View More
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Yesterday, 1:54 am
"..." Norman would squint and shake his head.
"Please tell me you're aren't eating gold."
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Yesterday, 3:39 am
"Do I eat gold, personally? No. Do I encourage others to eat gold? That would also be a no...for legal reasons." Meino held out a carrot and gently tapped it against his horn a few times, showing how solid it was. "Although you can cover food in edible gold leaf and go about it that way. Be all fanc... View More
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Yesterday, 4:05 am
Last week a tweaker was selling 'golden' paper clips. Now he's getting golden carrot tweaker.
Great.
"Aside from the obvious joke here, quit scamming on my streets!" Norm pointed.
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Yesterday, 5:07 am
"I am not scamming anyone. I have gained nothing from this other than a good laugh and some attention. As you said, this is just a joke. A prank, even, which I believe is no different than what others pull on a daily basis." Meino flipped the carrot around in his hoof for a while, fiddling with it s... View More
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17 hours ago
Norman would cross his arms and gave a look of a very disappointed dad.
"And what if someone eats the obvious joke as you put it? Have you considered that?"
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"These are just carrots covered in food dye, so there would be no harm done there. As I said earlier, I am not encouraging others to eat gold or anything else that falls outside the spectrum of food." Meino bit off the tip of the carrot in his hoof and made light, happy chewing sounds as he munched ... View More
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5 hours ago
"That is a fair assumption, but every doubt is a cost of chance." Meino waved around a carrot and chuckled. "You never know if you don't try something."
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Yesterday, 4:08 am
*she'd poke the carrot which would instantly rot.* if it was actually gold my power wouldn't be effective...
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Yesterday, 4:53 am
"Well, I suppose you caught me. Yes, these aren't made of real gold." Meino stared at the rotten carrot for a moment, intrigued by how that came to be. "You can deteriorate food? Interesting..."
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17 hours ago
I can make anything age rapidly as Age is a way to "die". I can even choose how that being dies either slowly or quickly or even instantly like I demonstrated.
*has a shulker chest full of stacks of enchanted golden apples for no reason whatsoever*
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
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March 24, 2026
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
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March 24, 2026
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above".
(Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
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March 25, 2026
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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March 20, 2026
" So are we gonna meet your queen and the Alicorn of Sloth, or are we just gonna walk for all eternity. If it's the latter, you can just teleport me back now. I have better things to do than get my monthly step count in one day. "
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Yesterday, 1:17 pm
*a pink mare would appear before them.*
[Lost Punzline]: yo you called?
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Yesterday, 1:34 pm
Silent just stared blankly, having his eyes shadowed made him appear more unmoved and intimidating than confused.
" So, the Alicorn of Sloth, I trust? "
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Yesterday, 2:16 pm
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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March 20, 2026
*she'd lead you into the castle. A few guards would move our of the way*
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Yesterday, 3:45 am
*Nitroxus would look at the guards. He was trying to see if each of them had different faces, or attire.*
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20 hours ago
*it wouldn't take to reach the throne room, the Queen herself would be lying it it while being fed grapes by some servants*
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*she would take you over to the Greed Ring, a few of the spirits there would stare at you, there's casinos, jewels and even gold as far as the eye can see however none of the spirits can reach them.*
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March 25, 2026
Why would spirits want to go to casinos? Don't casinos only help the owner get rich? You know...the house always wins?
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh.
*a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere *
[Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
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March 26, 2026
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
Man, whenever I hear the Super Mario Land theme, I cant help but sing Smg4's 10th Anniversary song. Smg4 means a hella ton to me, and I owe it to him that im here today.
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