Too tired after work to write, but it's too hot when I'm not working to focus enough to write. Pain.
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Narslop slowing down? Chat, is this what they call chopped, or washed, or cooked?
Idk dude just stay alive and stay well out there.
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Sometimes, you need a break from the slop.
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Have you ever considered
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Rarity's eeveelution workshop. Full resolution:
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Every inch of my body is covered in body
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Ice, you need to put a cold rag on your head again. You're having heated thoughts bro.
How could a collective be covered in the collective. At what point do you differentiate body from skin? At which point would a selection of body be too small or isolated to be considered body, and what is the upper limit of that? If two people were pressed together, would that be one unit of body, o... View More
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"I have a question, actually. When you think of a magic duel, which could be to the death or not, doesn't quite matter-- What is it that you envision?" #rp
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"It would be an active battle of wit, should the participants be of equal caliber, I suppose. A showing off of what one has mastered over their opponent, especially of the same school of magic or, poking holes in one's school should it be different. Starting with basic spell, it's always a series of... View More
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Yesterday, 8:56 pm
"Every other magic system I've recorded has one such spell known as Fireball, and whilst there are more powerful types of magic such as Power Words or replacing the opponent's DNA with Fruit By The Hoof, it tends to be favored. Something about explosions being satisfying to observe."
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21 hours ago
I like to imagine 1 of 2 ways it could go down. The Traditional Dual Style, in which both sides will do 1 spell at a time, at each other. Each spell slowly building from their weakest spell is either attack or defense. They can stack buffs and debuffs during this time. Then they will then attack or ... View More
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Yesterday, 9:39 pm
"From what you've described to me, the first type of duel sounds a lot like something you'd see in a classroom. Turns being taken in order for there to be given proper evaluation. Though! You could argue that the ebb and flow of energy and thought given form could lead to each side gaining more powe... View More
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21 hours ago
Outsider, did you read my mind? If not, great insight. Totes agree.
If so you did read my mind, please don't do that. I already have enough in the noggin, and I don't want that to burden you.
Also in the example of the second fight. You should note, that in context. They are using 2 different magi... View More
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17 hours ago
"Inkwelt, you stink. Inky The Stinky. What the fuck are you doing in my house, get out of here."
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21 hours ago
"Well yes, that is what we know to be a Sorcerer Duel, and as you've noted there's good reasons for us to not mingle with them. They're weird. Other folk duel in other ways, you see, most of which not involving psychedelics or.. Whatever else you mentioned."
A battle to the death involving 2 Dante warframes, seeing which scholarly intellect comes out on top.
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20 hours ago
"You and your warframes, conscious and living beings twisted into a machine's existence. I pity them. However, I'd like to note that I like Dante's collection of spells even if they are quite limited: There is power in simplicity, just as there is weakness."
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20 hours ago
Yet us Tenno use them to save the Origin System on a daily basis... especially from that void entity in the closet over there.
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20 hours ago
"Leave George be, I created him and he's an important member of this household. He keeps the house from expanding too much on its own."
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19 hours ago
No no, not George. *Points to the big lad in the wall further in the closet* THAT Void entity. The one that gives me bad nighty snoozies.
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19 hours ago
Dragonfly thinks for a moment, the idea foreign but unfolding in her mind. She shudders lightly. "Destruction. Lots and lots of it. I've only been on the surface for about... A year? Maybe? Not long enough to replace what first comes into my head when I hear 'magic'." With a tiny twinge of fear in h... View More
Zerathur nods, tapping his grimoire lightly with the tip of a pen. "I understand precisely what you mean, this realm is very thin. The weave is taught, a single pull from someone that doesn't know their own strength can rip the fabric and unmend reality; Not even a Demiurge would be able to fix it."... View More
A nod of agreement, feathers rustling. "Thankfully, most of the unicorns up here on the surface seem..." A moments pause, Dragonfly trying to find words without insulting anypony, "More isolated than Geode unicorns? Metaphyiscally? All us Geode ponies have evolved to utilize the ambient magic in the... View More
"Magic." Zerathur confirms, tapping on his grimoire gently. Illusionary butterflies phased into existence, briefly fluttering around the plant creature before fading back out of existence.
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19 hours ago
Two dudes staring at each other for thirty minutes speaking in tongues until one of 'em drops dead.
No corpses in my foods thanks <3
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but Food Defect levels way above the accepted thresholds is when you can really taste the extra spice it provides :c
The cockroaches come with your meal. If you didn’t want them on it, you should have said so when you were ordering.
What are you eating then? You take the corpse out and you've just got an empty plate.
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This actually happened with this year's O:FB, with Stickman being the main character, Jewel being the sidekick, Smg4 being BOTH the Fearful character and Wimp, and Mr. Puzzles being the enemy.
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