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Silent V Dusk
#rp Silent came out of a portal covered in wounds and stained red by blood. He threw something into the portal, and then it closed. " ....... Hey there. Don't ask. Classified. "
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Branwen
"Hello..." Branwen would say, staring at Silent in confusion. "That's all fair, I suppose.. but why have you opened your portal straight into my kitchen?"
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Silent V Dusk
Silent slowly took control of the first-aid kit, opened it, took out the tweezers, and began plucking what looked like barbed thorns out of one of his legs. After that, he grabbed one of the bandages from inside and wrapped the rest of his wounds. " I suppose I should at least inform you of what I ... View More
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Branwen
"Well.. yes! Changelings for one can mimic other ponies, taking their voice and even the sound of their voice. They can do this so well in fact that it's caused some issues in the past! Though I get the feeling these creatures that attacked you aren't changelings, right? As far as I know, they don't... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent gave a chuckle and accepted the tea. " You're as smart as you look. It wasn't a changeling. However, it was a relative of their species. Think of them, but all of them are as big as Celestia, are more feral in nature, terribly deformed in their natural state, work alone, and lean more into p... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:21 pm
Silent V Dusk
( Just checking. You still there? )
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Branwen
"Festerings? Well I have to say that that is a new one for me- and quite a deadly development too!" Branwen said with a sigh, rubbing her temples with a hoof. "I've handled a number of threats in my time, but these sound like they might be a problem... what's the likelyhood of them spreading onto th... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
-She looks on, anxious.- Did you get it?
Like April 4, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" You're going to have to elaborate. I stole a lot of important things. "
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would spent the entire day replacing all the salt, sugar with powered sand and white phosphorus. He would wait to see all the small explosions.* Give it a moment. #rp
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Witherwind & Varnish Destrier
so in my newest rp on wither/varnish, i had a challenge! I had to figure out HOW smart i wanted varnish to be she's 10-12 so she's not einstein, but i imagine she knows a good bit about survival com... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
//I mean, I can help with Suxortin, being an immortal being, who would welcome a filly trying to kill him.
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Poison Rose
shared a photo
[Ruby Rose]: hi... um is it okay if I um... hug you?
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Suxortin Snipslous
What? Why are you trying to hug me? Stop trying to touch me. I know I'm prefect, yet I don't want to be touched. //I actually would love one.
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Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would laugh, as he would leave your place of work. Upon walking up to you.* I just placed a mimic in that building, good luck in finding! *He would laugh evilly, as he dispersed in... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"If I have to play prop hunt for the fourth time this week, I'm gonna start killing the people who is putting them inside."
Like April 2, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Good luck on trying to kill me. *He would pull off his own head.* I'm not a feeble mortal like you.
Like April 3, 2026
Dr. Norman Reiner
"Right. Who's kid is this? I mean the only thing immortal about you is how immortally annoying you are, compounded by neglect. Pop your head off? Immortal? Please. Who isn't now n' days? Doesn't stop me from making them mine." Norman squinted at the yellow sort.
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm no foal. At least I'm able to put my head on and off, since I'm far above flesh and blood.
Like April 4, 2026
The Mimikin
"...." Mimi just stood there, Not knowing Who that pony was, Or Why did they bring them here and placed them within the building. None of this made any sense, And it just pissed Mimi off.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Oh, you're a biter. Come and try, and see if you can even break my skin.
Like Yesterday, 8:07 pm
The Mimikin
Whilst the Stranger Was Distracted, Mimi had latched 2 vines against some poles, Stepping back more and more, Creating more and more distance till... He launches themselves forward towards The Devil, Hoping to Shatter through that Skin!
Like Yesterday, 8:14 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*The being would break though Suxortin's frame.* That's all? I expected more from you.
Like Yesterday, 8:42 pm
The Mimikin
Mimi would've quickly planted their hand onto the ground, To Sprout Flower petals all around the Stranger, Which in turn would've quickly grown into A New Breed of Venus flytraps, Being mixed with Poison joke so the Posibilities for what might happen to them were Endless, But if a Observant one woul... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:52 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would start with growing his body back. He would wipe his dust off of his body.* Is that all? Just some flowers?
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Shifter Burnside
*nukes thr building* that should work
Like April 3, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You angered it. *The mimic was the building!*
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Silent V Dusk
Silent used his advanced magic to teleport Suxortin in front of him, then pinned him to the ground, having his arm on his throat, making it hard to breathe. Saliva was dripping from his mouth, as he wanted nothing more than to reduce his head to a pile of gore. Then he spoke with a distinct growl in... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
Did the former body not indicate how this is going go down? *He reverted his arms back to normal.* You can't kill me, you can't even harm me. I'm perfection. There is nothing that you can do to ever stop me. My body, no, my soul can't be harmed by anything that you can ever create, craft, or conceiv... View More
Like Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Why would I bother just taking it? Would be worth nothing on the markets, and you know it. But I do respect the pain resistance. As for your whole immortality. There is no such thing as immortality, only ways to control what kills. You brought up earlier that you were something like a concept or i... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:06 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
What about it? You can't hurt that either.
Like Yesterday, 8:43 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Here's a little history lesson for you. There was once a being called Father Fester. Otherwise known as Father Harvest. A large collection of human flesh and jaws whose hunger could never be quenched. He only came into existence when sompony thought of him. Heck, just by saying his name, I'm sure ... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would raise his brow.* You're being serious right now? I was merely teasing the source of my being. I'm not a real concept, I embody it. As for how I'm immortal, I'm not going to just share that. Not even that emerald idiot can kill me now.
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Berkie Starfall
I’m bored
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Ginger Haze
Hi bored! My name is Ginger! Nice to meet you!! Interesting name...
Like April 3, 2026 Edited
Berkie Starfall
That’s a nice name- nice to meet you Ginger! ^^
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Ginger Haze
Im sorry! I just couldn't help the dad joke!
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Ginger Haze
But anyway, nice to meet you too! I love your mane!
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Berkie Starfall
why thank you! I try to keep it somewhat ordered, if at all possible
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Suxortin Snipslous
Bored? How can you be bored? You're standing right before perfection. Bask in my greatness.
Like April 3, 2026
Berkie Starfall
Woah
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yes! Bask in my greatness! //I do apologize. This guy is an evil event for the month. I will be back to normal at the end of the month.
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Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
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Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
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Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Blackstone Edge
Lost Punzline.
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Silent V Dusk
“ Oh. Did you honestly expect her to let you know when she plans to zip away? “
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Blackstone Edge
No but a warning would have been nice. Her speed is ridiculous even for me...
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Silent V Dusk
“ Fair point. I will admit she is rather fast. When I manifested here, she was already at the front desk. I have no clue how, still impressed by that though. “
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Silent V Dusk
" ....... Aaanyway, when do you think the Queen will finish her duties in who knows where? "
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Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would run to the dog.* All the cuddles, you deserve all the cuddles!
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Blackstone Edge
*each head would start to lick you, it appears cerberus is oddly friendly. *
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Suxortin Snipslous
Who's a good doggy, who;s a good doggy? That's you, you are!
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Blackstone Edge
*during this Queen Penumbra would teleport elsewhere * *Cerberus would wag it's tail*
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Suxortin Snipslous
Do you want to go on a walk?
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Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
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Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
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Brady Thunderfoot
....
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Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
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Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Brave Charger
´´I try to solve a problem, which could lead into different solution. I try the peace solution, so both of you don´t angry at each other.´´
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Blackstone Edge
[Duskmoon]: problems solved... there's going to be no more trouble from me...
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Brave Charger
´´I know it´s not easy, if they ask me from other Dimension to come here. Hmm tell me about youslf, since I´m curious´´
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Blackstone Edge
[Duskmoon]: Well. I am The Great Alicorn of Pride, Duskmoon Spite. If it wasn't obvious already.
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Brave Charger
´´How did you become Alicorn of the Pride?´´
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Soliana Flare
Hiya! Who wants a hug!?
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
One second. *I turn into my fire form.* Ok now you can hug me.
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Soliana Flare
*she'd hug you*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
This is nice.
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Silent V Dusk
" If I do, will I be cooked alive? Because, if not, I'm okay with a hug. "
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Soliana Flare
Um... maybe? Can you handle 300 degrees?
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Silent V Dusk
" I've been through worse and remained unharmed. "
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Soliana Flare
Wonderful
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Racket Rush
shared a few photos
Some pics of me and Rarity that somepony took! How kind of 'em! She's one of the coolest ponies I know.
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Pepper Snap
This is so cute
Like 20 hours ago
Brave Charger
looks great /)
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Suxortin Snipslous
//Whoa. Its been a while since I seen an amazing piece artwork made from SFM. This is amazing. //Do you take commissions?
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PubbyBrained6
Two people i consider my friends have been fighting today and one personally messaged me about the situation, I just want to say its dumb, like one person did somewhat apologize and even edited their ... View More
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Iridescent_Edge
I've been going through a similar situation.
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