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Ramirez
I went to an outdoors store to look at guns, and then to Raising Cane's for chicken Truly peak American activities right here🗣️💯🔥 (I love this place)
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Bright Brave
Do it. To it.
Like 18 minutes ago
Ramirez
Shush
Like 15 minutes ago
Rough Winds
one thing ill never get over is the access to guns, military gear and airsoft americans get, i know there is no other place where ill be able to get that.
Like 10 minutes ago
Pepper Snap
The US should adopt many of the restrictions that India has for gun access imo. Not all! But many
Like 3 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would be thrown into the center of the town like a ragdoll. As by who, no idea. In fact, it could be a pony of the shadows that threw him. It doesn't matter. What matters is that Nitroxus wa... View More
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Pepper Snap
*drags it home*
Like Yesterday, 8:46 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, why?
Like Yesterday, 9:15 pm
Pepper Snap
I luv stuffies
Like Yesterday, 9:17 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, please don't stuff me in a closest then.
Like 2 hours ago
Pepper Snap
U can go with all my others
Like 9 minutes ago
Pepper Snap
Like 8 minutes ago
Tality
I dunno, I had that happen to me last year. Involved a cursed village of changelings or something. It was like a bad dream. By which I mean, parallel timeline and Sprout is just so adorable the way she's bawling her eyes out feeling guilty over me and Coney, when like, yeah, I'm freakin' out, but li... View More
Like 23 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
What's a Hasbro? Oh well, if it happened to you and Sprout somehow. Then I'm going to survive! Yet, I must know how did you get cured? Oh also, is it normal to feel the air on my eyes?
Like 1 hour ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would walk out of your bedroom closet, he was carrying a spear and some animal pelts on his back. He had some battle scars, with his jacket basically now a cloak tied around his neck. His st... View More
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Gloom The Clown
Gloom would slowly look over at Nitroxus as she was putting on her makeup. Her eyes twitched as she grabbed a belt from her desk. "First you're a creep who broke into my house, watched me change, and killed all the goons I was going to torture. Nice... But also, the fuck?! I was gonna kill them!"
Like June 28, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, I'm sorry, since I was thrown in there too! Stop putting me into death traps!
Like June 28, 2025
Gloom The Clown
"Not my fault you SLEEP?!?!"
Like June 28, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
Sleep is needed to live you insane woman!
Like June 28, 2025
Tality
Tality stared at him. Blinked. Gestured at herself and gave him a quizzical look.
Like June 29, 2025
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5/12
Tality
Tality snorted, "Apparently, I also need to remember to check for you."
Like Yesterday, 8:22 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Don't worry, I can hold my breath for exactly 18 minutes and 37 seconds. After that, I will pass out. I will lose brain cells after the 25 minutes mark. Probably will die at 32 minutes at that rate. Though if I was in the vacuum of space, I ironically will let go of my breath and will be able to fun... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:19 pm
Tality
Tality looked Nitroxus up and down. "Uhh ... that's not really all that much time. How did you get out of the box, then?"
Like Yesterday, 10:03 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at Tality with a look of confusion. Considering his record was double to triple the normal length most ponies. This confused Nitroxus.* Tality, how long are you even able to hold your breath? As for how I got out? Simple, I started in steps. First step, figure out your surround... View More
Like 1 hour ago
Tality
"Thirty minutes at maximum adrenal overdrive. So a few years normally. I can solidify into silicate like a Tardigrade to extend that indefinitely, though." She looks Nitroxus up and down with slight worry as he explains his plan. "Yeah, alright. I'm a bit worried that box sat out for ten minutes be... View More
Like 13 minutes ago Edited
King Siphonaptera
As you're walking down an alleyway, trotting wherever it is that you need to go on the other side of it, King Siphonaptera shoves himself into your way, blocking your path with a wide stance. He's his... View More
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Euphotic Breeze
"...do you mind? I need to get to work before the thunderstorm starts..." She looked at her watch. "...in five minutes."
Like 10 hours ago
King Siphonaptera
Siphonaptera approaches a little closer, her jaws spread apart with claw-like teeth revealing itself. They're not made of bone like true teeth, but of the same structure his smell is made of. He flexes her mandibles back and forth, creating a deep clicking sound in an attempt to intimidate.
Like 10 hours ago
Euphotic Breeze
"I guess changelings were never taught manners? Or common decency? Or care for the lives of others?" She sighed. "No, of course not, you're just mindless monsters. That pop star is just a fraud."
Like 1 hour ago
Sushimi
Sushimi just hisses back and giggles. “Cute kitty..” her Dino like tail is up though, should they get too close to her, she’ll grab them with that.
Like 9 hours ago
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King Siphonaptera
As the changeling is released, he fearfully kicks at the stranger, quickly galloping to the brood, licking the eggs to clean then and muttering. ''It's okay! It's okay, I'm right here..'' He carefully steps around them as he's working on keeping them quiet, for changeling eggs are posted to whatever... View More
Like 7 hours ago
Sushimi
"What eggs?" She goes and gives a low growl herself, she's honestly not afraid. She slowly steps closer and points her ears down as she steps into one of them. "Eww.." She shakes her hoof. "I didn't "Wake" them, you weren't kind to me." They were lucky that she was still doing her best to keep calm... View More
Like 7 hours ago
King Siphonaptera
As the stretchy, yet strong, egg flexes under her hoof, he aggressively snaps his teeth in their direction. ''Careful!!'' he snarls, quickly licking the dented egg, foaming his spit to create a better seal around the weak spot.
Like 7 hours ago
Sushimi
She gives a hiss to them with her tail now slamming the ground causing it to shake underneath them. "You.. be careful!! you are very mean.." She pins her ears down. Her patience is running out. "I'm blind.. not stupid!"
Like 7 hours ago
King Siphonaptera
He looks dissapointed as the egged grubs start whining and peeping again. ''Okay! Okay, okay, just-- don't hurt them. I just laid them.''
Like 7 hours ago
Ghostbit
The Ghostling just shot them a Glare, He Was Making his way to Visit A Panda Sister of his But since King was in the way, He Would be alittle late now Before one of his paw's began to Emit a Strong pulse of Spectral Magick around it.
Like 9 hours ago
Silent_Dusk
SD had his hood over his head, shadowing out his eyes while he was walking. When he was stopped, his teeth sharpened, and took a defensive position. " I don't recommend getting in my way right now, sir. I'm not afraid to rip off those wings and make your buggy ribs into throwing knives. "
Like 8 hours ago
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5/18
Silent_Dusk
Dusk didn't have any other bright ideas, so he took a deep breath, calmed himself, and touched his horn to the king's.
Like 6 hours ago
King Siphonaptera
As their horns touch, both of their eyes seem to glow an ice blue color, pupils dilating. King starts to show him an image of the dumpster. He does not know of ponymade structures like these, but they should be similar to the condition of not being entirely solid on the inside. It shows a diagram ... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Silent_Dusk
" Hmmm, I see what you're going for, my friend. I can teleport the outer frame elsewhere. " And just like that, SD's horn was surrounded by a white aura, the same aura surrounding the dumpster, and the outside vanished. The inards were still standing. " But I'm afraid that neither my magic nor my bo... View More
Like 3 hours ago
King Siphonaptera
King's eyes seem to fall into sorrows. He points to his horn, speaking for the first time, like a primitive horse who's just discovered words. ''Can't..'' He sparks up his horn, and tries to transform, but the green aura surrounding him yields nothing, still looking the same. He clutches his head, ... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Silent_Dusk
SD was knocked off his feet when he king spoke. " Huh, didn't know you could speak a little Ponish. Very unexpected, no offence. " After Dusk was done marveling at the fact, he slapped himself out of it. And yet again connected horns with Siphonatera.
Like 2 hours ago
Tality
Tality stops sharply and just stares. "... Did you escape from the asylum?"
Like 2 hours ago
King Siphonaptera
King finds offense to this statement. He may be a changeling, but he knows of something similar to an asylum ; Chrysalis's prison for traitors. Traitors were outright killed, or starved to death. He screeches, harshly flapping his elytra into the air and making a full speed fly directly into the ma... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Tality
Tality squints at the creature. She's pretty sure this is o' them redeemed changelings, but maybe it's just a really big beetle. Wouldn't be the first time she ran into a lookalike species. She sidesteps the charge at the last moment, turning to watch him shoot on by. "I don't know, maybe try usi... View More
Like 21 minutes ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
it's that time of year again
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Ramirez
We'll still love you
Like 23 hours ago
Tality
Ah, stealing back the Spectra taken from her slaughtered brethren I see.
Like 22 hours ago
Lambia
Scraping the pride flag off my van with impunity.
Like 20 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Oh no
Like 19 hours ago
Marvel Gleam
Oh, so that's how the rainbow factory works.
Like 1 hour ago
Tality
Someone else who gets it.
Like 28 minutes ago
Pepper Snap
If you could press a button that would permanently change one thing about yourself, instantly and without effort, what would you choose, and why?
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Bright Brave
The ability not to die ?
Like June 30, 2025
Pepper Snap
That’s a crazy one
Like June 30, 2025
Ramirez
To avoid that one incident I told you about, it should have never happened
Like June 30, 2025
Pepper Snap
Understandable
Like Yesterday, 5:01 pm Edited
Former Corporal Spinneret
flawless sex change
Like Yesterday, 5:07 pm
Pepper Snap
*nod nod*
Like Yesterday, 5:13 pm
Gloom The Clown
That maybe one day my ribs won't crush my organs like gushers on a hot day.
Like Yesterday, 6:00 pm Edited
Pepper Snap
Are ur ribs too small or organs too big?
Like Yesterday, 6:27 pm
Gloom The Clown
I have scoliosis of the spine. My spine looks like an S shape, you can even see it in my spine indent on my back. I'm exaggerating because most people don't have to deal with that till their like 50 (Usually in the form of a steel rod).
Like Yesterday, 6:30 pm
Pepper Snap
Ow oof I’m sorry u have to go thru that =(
Like Yesterday, 6:33 pm
Gloom The Clown
It's all good. I've got a good attitude about it.
Like Yesterday, 6:36 pm
Pepper Snap
That’s the way to be in life! I think
Like Yesterday, 6:37 pm
Vy Thresh
I'd like less body hair. Waxing/shaving is painful/tedious x.x Eventually I wanna get laser hair removal but.. kinda pricey.
Like Yesterday, 6:05 pm
Pepper Snap
Nothin wrong with being hairy! But I get u
Like Yesterday, 6:27 pm
Bright Brave
Like Yesterday, 6:34 pm
Pepper Snap
She’s hairy? Me too I never shave
Like Yesterday, 6:36 pm
Bright Brave
Same
Like Yesterday, 6:38 pm
Ghostbit
"That I Would feel like I matter in a place Where I Feel like I don't really matter...Oh and Randomly summon Fruit gushers."
Like Yesterday, 6:06 pm
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5/11
Pepper Snap
Oh yes
Like Yesterday, 6:27 pm
Gloom The Clown
She would not only duck under but also grabbed it from under the pie, gripping both sides. She would flip it and smash her face into it while eating it.
Like Yesterday, 6:28 pm Edited
Ghostbit
Sadly the Pie would've been one of those fake display pies!
Like Yesterday, 6:46 pm
Gloom The Clown
So? She ate anyway
Like Yesterday, 7:48 pm
Ghostbit
Ghost watched...In horror!
Like Yesterday, 8:03 pm
Sherem
The fact that I exist
Like Yesterday, 7:19 pm
Bright Brave
Exist even more. Nice.
Like Yesterday, 7:24 pm
Sherem
nah, if I can erased the existence perhaps things would be easy, nobody has to feel sad I think and just stop being.
Like Yesterday, 7:25 pm
Bright Brave
What if those are all lies? What if you're actually loved ?
Like Yesterday, 8:18 pm
Tality
Whoof. Those are some heavy feels. Not healthy ones. You deserve to exist. You don't have to justify it. We weren't asked if we wanted to exist and we don't have to apologize for it or feel bad about mistakes we've already paid for. You can't undo them, you can only do your best. And I guarantee you... View More
Like 23 hours ago
Pepper Snap
What she said!!
Like 23 hours ago
Tality
................. so like, one thing? Not being Tality. How's that? Otherwise, not matching my inner self-image? That works too. My inner world not existing for real? Yeah. That. Just let it all be real. The only damn thing I care about is my dreams, cause I'm the only one that can care for them. L... View More
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5/9
Tality
That black holes contain other universes is something I predicted because we're more likely to exist in a bigger universe than a smaller one, because there's more opportunities and more copies of us in them. And since from the starting gun there was nothing, there is no limit to how large or small a... View More
Like 21 hours ago
Lambia
Beware when trying to frame the Universe in a comprehensible way, to not fall for the trap of anthropocentrism. Our sapience does not detatch us from the Universe or place us in any special category, the universe existed before us, and shall continue to after us, irrespective of its 'birth' and or p... View More
Like 20 hours ago
Tality
Yes, exactly! But precisely because we're not special, we can appear again. The sheer amount of information involved to recreate me is absurd. But it only needs to be happen one time in one place, because it doesn't matter how long it takes. We can only perceive things while we exist. So it doesn'... View More
Like 20 hours ago
Lambia
Afraid to die? Theres nothing to fear. It's your problem right up until it isn't your problem anymore, and even abiding Plato's wager. I feel random chance has been overblown, and a lot of science communicators hinge on it to exemplify the sheer unlikelihood of life's development, but it is far fr... View More
Like 20 hours ago
Tality
I don't know about that. We have an unusually large moon that served to agitate the primordial pools, the sorting of our planets is the rarest we've observed and it serves to greatly sweep away asteroids from our planet. There's a lot of indicators to me that it's anything but likely. It's hard to ... View More
Like 29 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
I need solar batteries
Like 19 hours ago
Marvel Gleam
It would be to understand myself and have the ability to accurately convey what I mean when talking and typing.
Like 1 hour ago
TheGameChanger2-0
E
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Bright Brave
I
Like 10 hours ago
TheGameChanger2-0
WHA
Like 10 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
and on that farm he had some cows
Like 52 minutes ago
Marvel Gleam
Y
Like 1 hour ago
PB
Z
Like 36 minutes ago
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would have gently rolled up in the ZOML Zoom. Of. My. Life. A self propelled vehicle and her personal clown car. It was colorful and vibrant with rainbow stickers on a baby blue car. It had a st... View More
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Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins' wings flitted as she entered the clown trike. "W-where are we goin, uh...b-bitch, tits?" She smiled awkwardly.
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5/8
Former Corporal Spinneret
"I guess so..." Spins chuckled. "They only come out if they're fertilized, though, so I've never laid one."
Like Yesterday, 5:59 pm
Gloom The Clown
"That makes sense. Have you... You know... Considered it? Honestly it seems like you messing around with every creature aside from changelings. You never know... I know this tall fella... Cute for his size. Big bright blue eyes and very large... Uh I dunno what they are called but they looked like ... View More
Like Yesterday, 6:12 pm
Former Corporal Spinneret
"...I'm a lesbian, I don't do males." Spins blinked. "Well...except one, but he's not interested, and he's the only exception."
Like Yesterday, 6:40 pm
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would squint and said, "So you're bi curious? Well, I'm sure there are donors or like... Big adoption... Centers." She shrugged but assumed that there was probably a lot of changelings in underground black market means.
Like 6 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
"I guess I'm a little bicurious, yeah..." Spins shrugged. "Honestly, I don't think I'd be much of a mother. Never knew my own growin up, changelings were raised communally...to put it generously."
Like 5 hours ago
Tality
Tality hops in without a second thought. "Already, butter me up and serve me with gravy, chef razorbones. What's our destination? Will they have cloves?"
Like June 30, 2025
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would blink a few times and slowly turned forward, "Right uh... To ponyville, probably. No wait.... We're in Harlow, that's gonna be a while. I dunno probably gonna get some food, whatddya think?"
Like Yesterday, 5:56 pm
Tality
"That sounds good," Tality nodded, "Fast food or sit-down? Or get some groceries and cook 'em on a camp stove? Oh, hey I see you got hands, are we doin' the anthro thang?" There was a 'pop' sound and Tality suddenly turned anthro, wearing a denim skirt, a flight jacket and a gray t-shirt with some ... View More
Like Yesterday, 7:10 pm
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would look over and be shocked as suddenly, the horse turned into a horse person. Must be the copious amount of shrooms she's on. Regardless, she "drives" her way to a random restaurant. Although not so random as it seems, it's the restaurant Odd goes to usually. It had a lot of diamond dog w... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Tality
Tality struggled to get her bony ass out of the vehicle, kicking herself free of it and cartwheeled all the way into her seat. "Pretty sure the sign said 'wait to be seated', but maybe I was looking at the back side of it. Either way, I love the energy, so I grabbed us some silverware." She dropped ... View More
Like 52 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Oh wait. Its July...Nuts
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Vanil
//Beers and firework at the ready Nitro, for it is sooner than one might think. I know you hear it too; the red-tailed haw- I mean freedom eagle 🦅.
Like 56 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//I wasn't referring to that. I will have do this tomorrow. //Yet, I can't wait to celebrate this month.
Like 54 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I need a hug. #rp
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Artistique
Little Arti runs up and gives Nitro a big hug, "How are you, my friend?"
Like June 29, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
I needed this....
Like Yesterday, 7:28 pm
Bright Brave
*hug hug mega snug*
Like June 29, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would hug back, for it rhymed with Grug.*
Like Yesterday, 7:29 pm
Vy Thresh
*Biig shark hug.*
Like June 29, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus was surprised that her sharkskin was soft.* Thank you.
Like Yesterday, 7:29 pm
Pepper Snap
*hugs u HARD*
Like June 29, 2025
Nitroxus Soulspins
I needed a soft hug!
Like Yesterday, 7:30 pm
Pepper Snap
*loosens grip*
Like Yesterday, 7:39 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Thank you! *He would purr in her hug.* This is better.
Like Yesterday, 7:54 pm
Tality
*Biggest of big hugs.*
Like June 30, 2025
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5/7
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would melt into his hidden sadness.*
Like Yesterday, 9:15 pm
Tality
"Aww..." she kept going for a bit before surreptitiously carrying him to a real big easy chair, wrapping him in blankets and bringing him a hot cocoa with chocolate malt and marshmallows, then sat next to him and kept up the tender ministrations.
Like 23 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would blink.* Um, Tality, what are you doing? *His sadness on the inside was already dealt with. It was only 4 weeks of sorrow, he was already over it.*
Like 2 hours ago
Tality
"Um," Tality stopped abruptly. "What I do for my colts?"
Like 2 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay? Thank you.
Like 1 hour ago
Tira Daffodil
*hugs tightly* "You deserve the same happiness that you bring to others))"
Like 10 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would whine as he was being choked.* Wat, a little too tight.
Like 2 hours ago
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