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I did a thing

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Nova-Blast

cutesy :3

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Brave Charger

arrr

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Chase

What he sees:

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Iridescent_Edge

Ah, hello, fellow swordspony.

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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd

7 hours ago

do you guys ever try match your rp partner's writing length? i dont usually since when i write a response it just happens to be lengthy, but i will shorten upon request i dont like making people feel ... View More

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Icy Creation

I absolutely feel pressure to match my partner’s writing length. Not when they’re short, though usually I end up matching short responses simply by virtue of not having enough to bounce off of, but four-five paragraphs are extremely intimidating. I know I don’t need to write four-five paragraph long... View More

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Iridescent_Edge

I’ve tried responding to long passages with shorter replies once or twice, to a less than desirable effect. I’m just more of a causal RPer. Though, I hesitate to officially consider myself an “RPer” since I’ve never actually had an RP that got anywhere. :/

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Chase

Anyone else been in this situation or just me?

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Chelsea Hooves

Way way back when I was still doing asterisk short style rp (like 2014?) this person wrote me a 3 page starter and I was like oh, I have to step up now

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Chase

Ah yes, trial by fire.

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Chelsea Hooves

Honestly I really should have been like *walks up to u* hai

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Chase

That would have been the ultimate troll

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Artistique

I am the kind of RPer that does multi-para to novella posts... however, I don't expect partners to always match my style for post lengths. Long posts come when there is a lot of stuff to work with. My smallest posts can be as little as two paragraphs, or something like 4 - 8 sentences at minimum. It... View More

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Artistique

Thing is, I make it VERY clear that my ADHD brain tends to sometime go on standby mode when doing RPs. Especially currently with my one RP partner. They remind me every so often when it's my turn to make a reply and I get to it when my brain allows the creativity to happen. Sometimes I will write, r... View More

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Chase

Fair enough, as a fellow creature of ADHD, I understand how it is. Also Thaum I have in fact had people go ballistic when I don't reply to their zero effort posts or tell them I'm too busy with other stuff for the sort of RPs I know they're gonna ask about.

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Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Corone...

People going insane over a dead rp is quite unhinged I would expect that people at the bare minimum, try to find out *why* they aren't getting responses and fix it

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Chase

You'd think but the sort of people who go ballistic over that are also the sort of people who refuse to give me anything other than a red flag of a post.

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Artistique

It's like... people forget.... that not everyone is a chronically online goblin... and that some people DO have lives away from their screens. It's such a fucking WILD concept to them. :U

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Sling Tyler

August 2, 2025 2:22 pm RP

*Nitroxus would drill out the entire mountain that was Mount Everhoof. He would now stand in the rubble of the mountain, a little sadden. For he done the impossible, and now felt bad about it. He was ... View More

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Gloom The Clown

"Oh, good! Now we can use it to build a factory! Oh, you're such a life saver, this is gonna make me so much money." She would aggressively shake his hoof.

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Sling Tyler

Wait what? Gloom, that is a terrible idea. For many reasons that I will not go into.

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Gloom The Clown

"...." Gloom would rub her chin and squinted. "Ah!" Gloom put her gloved fist into her palm with the revelation. "You're right we should appeal to non-drug addicts too! Good call, partner." She nudged him

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Sling Tyler

I'm not going enjoy giving you tips. So I will do this, in a way that I will be legally safe. *He would adjust his glasses and mane.* Hypothetically, if you wanting to create a drug empire. How you're going about it will only create a bubble of an organization. You will only survive for for 3 years... View MoreI'm not going enjoy giving you tips. So I will do this, in a way that I will be legally safe. *He would adjust his glasses and mane.* Hypothetically, if you wanting to create a drug empire. How you're going about it will only create a bubble of an organization. You will only survive for for 3 years max. If you are wanting to create a truly profitable and thriving empire. You will first have to create a false positive face company. Such as a small toy company in way. Create something small, like plush toys for kids. Yet at the same time, hire only migrant workers or very poor ponies. Now this will be very counterproductive. You have to pay 2 times higher than other places. This will bring you 2 things in the future. Loyalty and Potential Growth. You will never be in the need for workers, even in your darker enterprises. As for your drug that you will want to create. You will need to know what drug ahead of time, and only create that 1 drug or 3 at most. Preferably a drug that is high quality and not in the area. Make sure that for your first time buyers, don't give them the addictive stuff. You want to create the illusion in them that they can stop at anytime. A false sense of pride in your buyers. Only after 3 weeks of buying, then do you give them the stronger stuff. Since if you have a 2 week cutoff point, this will make the ponies either become short time customers or customers for life. Since it takes roughly 2 weeks to cleanse your system of these drugs. If you give them strong off the bat, you are only hurting yourself in the long run when you start getting buyers who can't afford it, or buyers who will try to steal and kill for it. Your goal is to sell, not to lose profits and overall quality. Lastly, your branding. Don't sell them in the streets like an idiot. If you want a decent empire, sell in the streets or in the clubs. If you want a legit and strong empire, sell in places that even the cops and politicians will never think to go. Sell in a place that is open to the public and that you can easily close off in the fear of a raid. Places like a movie theater, churches, even community centers. Be smart with this too. A great empire will not have their workers in positions of power. You place them either the 2nd or 3rd seat of the leader. Since you can always withdraw your workers, if you lose that place to police. This will also allow you to easily control the business from the shadows, since you're not directly messing with the morals of the business. This will take you at least 3 to 6 months to set up. If you can get this done in that time, you will create the empire that will not only last you for your life. You will be able to maintain generations of this business. Thus turning you from a minor drug lord, to a true and tried big don of the empire. *Nitroxus would places his name and glasses back to normal.* Don't you dare give me a single bit either. As I don't want anything with that empire, since I can tell that you will somehow comeback and ask me for advice.

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Like August 3, 2025

Gloom The Clown

Gloom would listen to what he had to say but it seems it didn't impress her much as she said, "Thanks for the advice but I don't think just anyone would suggest my type of plans unless they knew what they were doing or they are dumb as hell. If I was dumb as hell, I'd disregard your advice anyway." ... View More

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Sling Tyler

I only advise you as such, since I told others the same and they all failed. Besides, I used my 1 bad deed of chaotic evil on that this year.

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Yami Crosshide

*he was next to him...dont know how he got here but he was silent till now* ...now what friend

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Sling Tyler

What do you mean, "As I do?" Is that an insult to me?

Like August 13, 2025

Yami Crosshide

no friend, just standing an obvious that i did not realize...what are you digging for

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Sling Tyler

I don't know. I think I was just trying to find something to do.

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Yami Crosshide

what is it? *he asks with a tilt*

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Sling Tyler

I was just bored. Don't know if it was because I was testing my might, or going for a speed record.

Like August 17, 2025