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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk to the center of town and yell out spoilers for your favorite movies.* In the new Mario movie, Mario loses his mustache to a Baby Yoshi. In the Sonic 4 movie, they kill off Shado... View More
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Ghostbit
Ghost...Had no idea what they were talking about, He never even seen a Film before.
Like April 1, 2026
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5/7
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm calling you poor. Poorer that most. You must be lacking some braincells to not understand that.
Like Yesterday, 6:49 pm
Ghostbit
" Nooooo ?, I was literally a Normal Rabbit, Doesn't take much to confuse me most of the time." Ghost said, Sipping on a Juice box
Like Yesterday, 7:53 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Explain, where did you get that juice box?
Like 23 hours ago
Ghostbit
"...Already had it."
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Really?
Like 22 hours ago
Saturn Ring
Okay, what happens in FNAF 3 then?
Like 23 hours ago
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5/9
Suxortin Snipslous
You're odd.
Like 22 hours ago
Saturn Ring
You too, who gives spoilers for the funny?
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I don't care for much. Ruining the joys of others is fun for me.
Like 22 hours ago
Saturn Ring
Where's your whimsy?
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I have none, not while you mortals are around.
Like 49 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
That's nothing. If you know a lot, tell me what happens in Rio 3 and my sister here can confirm it.
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Whoa, I can't believe you think that there is a Rio 3. That movie will never come out, not since the very studio was shut down. By Disney of all companies.
Like 48 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Pulls out notes saying that Rio 3 is in fact in production*
Like 41 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would laugh, as he would leave your place of work. Upon walking up to you.* I just placed a mimic in that building, good luck in finding! *He would laugh evilly, as he dispersed in... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"If I have to play prop hunt for the fourth time this week, I'm gonna start killing the people who is putting them inside."
Like 20 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Good luck on trying to kill me. *He would pull off his own head.* I'm not a feeble mortal like you.
Like 2 hours ago
The Mimikin
"...." Mimi just stood there, Not knowing Who that pony was, Or Why did they bring them here and placed them within the building. None of this made any sense, And it just pissed Mimi off.
Like 19 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Yellow Devil looked into the Mimikin's eyes.* Stop looking at me like that, like you're better than me.
Like 2 hours ago
The Mimikin
“…How can I be better at something that never had a future to begin with ?” Mimi said, Staring into The yellow devil’s eyes, Walking towards them with no fewr in those eyes.
Like 1 hour ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You arrogance mortal. Do you know who you're talking to? I'm your superior. My words should be law to you.
Like 57 minutes ago
The Mimikin
“I listen to no Pissant.” Mimi said, Staring down thr stranger.
Like 48 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
*nukes thr building* that should work
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You angered it. *The mimic was the building!*
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent used his advanced magic to teleport Suxortin in front of him, then pinned him to the ground, having his arm on his throat, making it hard to breathe. Saliva was dripping from his mouth, as he wanted nothing more than to reduce his head to a pile of gore. Then he spoke with a distinct growl in... View More
Like 58 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You think having a knife at my throat would make me answer, to you? For a mortal, you think too highly of yourself. Cut me, if you dare. For when you fail, and you will. I will return that cut onto you, at the same strength. *From his tone, Silent could tell that the yellow devil wasn't lying.*
Like 50 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent chuckled. " Who said I intended to kill you? No, no, no. I don't intend to do that, you yellow menace. I plan to do something far worse. And I will gladly do so if you need me to repeat myself again. What kind of mimic is it? And where or who is it? "
Like 45 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would walk up to Silent.* You Bro, how you go?
Like March 11, 2026
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5/83
Silent V Dusk
" Sure. Why not. "
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Sweet!
Like 23 hours ago Edited
Silent V Dusk
“ Alright, just keep away from the party racket. Don’t need to explain why. But, I would advise you start moving. Seems like it’s getting closer. “
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nodding, the green pony would step away and leave. Once he was far enough, he would climb a tree to hide.*
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent rolled his eyes and wrote a message to the hotel. Then sent it similarly to how Spike sends letters to Celestia. Instead of magical fire, he used a method called Smoke Screening. Basically, he took a lighter, lit the scroll aflame, then tossed it in the air. The ashes would manifest before th... View More
Like 51 minutes ago
Snow Storm
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
Like March 18, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
Like March 18, 2026
Artistique
//So I am seriously considering remaking a PayPal account just to set up specifically for my Ko-Fi. The original reason why I closed it was because I saw a payment through it that came up as MY.GAMES ... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
//Ko-Fi is goated! Though, I would always recommend our lord and savings, Zelle. I personally use Square for my business. Since I need something that can work both in person and online.
Like 53 minutes ago
Slendermane
*He would sit, hoping you would collect his pages just so he could bombard you* Nothing suspicious going on, go ahead
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would pick up a page. Looking at the art, he sighed.* This looks like somepony was depressed. Well, guess I will need to burn this.
Like 22 hours ago
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5/6
Suxortin Snipslous
Suspicious reasons? What kind of reason is that?
Like 22 hours ago
Slendermane
They're NOT suspicious, uh, totally not *Toby waved at Slender from behind the trees, waiting to jump out from behind them, Slender waved a hoof in a "cut it out" motion at him, Toby saluted and tried to sneak up*
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Then why have them? You're not making sense.
Like 2 hours ago
Slendermane
*Leans toward Suxortin* Because I want to confuse you
Like 2 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Confuse me? Speak up, you're mumbling.
Like 58 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
*takes all of them and disappears* bye
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
//Sending random rps now
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Suxortin Snipslous
//Who wants a rp with the Yellow Demon?
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Shifter Burnside
no
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Then why even reply?
Like 2 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
Like March 18, 2026
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5/13
Suxortin Snipslous
Actually, yes. I would like to see that.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I put the amp back on my wrist and aim outwards. Blue fire would come out of my hand.*
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Huh, not something I expected.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Each amp I forge changes how I can output my attacks whenever I use my void powers.
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, that make some sense.
Like March 21, 2026
PB
And yet they don't even know the most complicated stuff nor have to deal with my mother. Oh and they're more flammable than I am i just simply melt around heat while they're more likely to burn.
Like March 18, 2026
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5/47
Suxortin Snipslous
You're not?
Like Yesterday, 6:46 pm
PB
Nope. I mean my other job is in an organization meant for protecting time and space.
Like Yesterday, 7:31 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh. Keep forgetting about that.
Like 22 hours ago
PB
It's understandable after all most know me for doing my main job as a royal painter.
Like 21 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Does that job pays well?
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*lights it on fire*
Like March 19, 2026
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5/10
Shifter Burnside
*more fire at the felt horse*
Like March 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
At least its not on me.
Like March 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like March 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
So, see you later?
Like March 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
sure
Like March 25, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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5/13
Suxortin Snipslous
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
Like March 20, 2026
The Mimikin
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
Like March 21, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
Like March 22, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Its not sympathy. It's empathy.
Like March 22, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like March 19, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like March 19, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like March 19, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
Like March 20, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh," aux pauses the talon perched on their chin, "probably not, kill you i mean." they chuckle and slam the puppet onto the floor, pinning it with thier claws. Aux looks up at Nitroxas, "how deep does the livvng, go with this one des the stuffing come alive and try and crawl in you... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The green stallion would shrug.* Well its a puppet. The power comes for its tongue. Its odd like that.
Like March 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yes! I got it! *He would arm pump into the air.*
Like March 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd giggle *
Like March 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
So, how are you feeling, after that near attempt on your life?
Like March 28, 2026
Soliana Flare
That creature wouldn't even be able to get near me silly.
Like March 28, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
True, it did attempt a try though.
Like March 29, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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5/38
Silent V Dusk
" Oh, you plan just to eradicate our land then? "
Like Yesterday, 7:05 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
No. Its a very contained bomb. I have a place in mind.
Like Yesterday, 7:10 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Okay, good. Was just about to say, some lives live here. Would like to keep the flames of life here blazing. "
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm just going to go and destroy the tongues now.
Like 23 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ Alright. See you, Nitroxus. I’ll just be trying to clean up whatever kinda blood this is. “
Like 14 hours ago
Saturn Ring
*slaps the heck out of the felt version of her* BEGONE FOUL BEAST, THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPELS YOU
Like 23 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would smile.* Whoa, impressive. Wait, you'te not burn me alongside it, would you?
Like 22 hours ago
Saturn Ring
No of course not *shakes hoof* ow, I hit that creature too hard.
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I got it.
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would have replaced all the drinking water in town with carbonated water with powdered milk. He would laugh, as you would drink it.* #rp
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Shifter Burnside
*spits it at him, right up his nose*
Like 14 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Since Suxortin doesn't need to breath, he would just return the spit with the other nostril.* You sicken me.
Like 2 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Pepper enjoys it
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You're an odd one, aren't you.
Like 2 hours ago
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