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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place a bucket worth of crabs into your bed. As for why, you dared to smile in his direction. For that, he had to make you pay.* You don't get to show genuine joy in my presence! *He ... View More
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Shifter Burnside
no u suffer *makes a very large hole in your load-bearing walls so that the moment you get home the building collapses on you*
Like Yesterday, 2:29 am
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would just climb out of the wreckage.* Good thing this isn't my home. I just stay here, and now I don't. To the next house.
Like Yesterday, 2:51 pm
Shifter Burnside
alright *does the same thing for all the usable buildings*
Like Yesterday, 3:10 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
You do realized that you're just helping me. I don't need a home.
Like Yesterday, 3:17 pm
Shifter Burnside
these were marked for demolition by suicide bomber anyway, was doing those poor horses a favour
Like 13 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Yay Free food!
Like Yesterday, 3:43 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
That's not supposed to excite you.
Like Yesterday, 4:05 pm
Soliana Flare
*is already cooking the crabs in a pot*
Like 14 minutes ago Edited
Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
Like March 20, 2026
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
Like March 24, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
Like March 25, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Silent V Dusk
“ Literally.. “ Silent looked at Lost who was right back behind the counter. “ How many more seconds do I have? “
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Blackstone Edge
[Lost Punzline]: uh yeah I'm not getting in Shouts way... [Queen Penumbra]: this is why I wanted you to come here, to meet your soon to be tormentor in person. Ah I love it *mischievous laughter * [Roaring Shout]: Slient! Good ta see Ya! I'll deal with you when it's your time! Fer now Go on an' g... View More
Like 48 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
“ …Thanks? I guess? Just hope you aren’t too annoyed with the fact I’ve cheated death… “ Silent thought a moment. “ … 14 times? Or was it 15. “ Silent turned to Blackstone. “ You’re the embodiment of death. How many times have I gave the idea of death the middle hoof? “
Like 39 minutes ago
Blackstone Edge
20.. and yes i am annoyed by that...
Like 30 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
" I imagine you're not the only one who is. I just hope ya'll are willing to be patient, I still have land to keep safe, and throats that need to be slit. And I'm not one to leave a job incomplete. After I complete my job, I can be tortured happily. "
Like 18 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: oh anywhere is fine.
Like April 12, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*He would crash right in front of the pair.* I'm still alive....
Like Yesterday, 9:18 pm
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: That's good... now then you may go now. Thank you for taking care of my pet...
Like Yesterday, 9:02 am
Suxortin Snipslous
Your welcome....Also, I would love to do this again, if you will have me. *He would stand up and rubbed his noggin.* Ow, this is going to hurt later.
Like Yesterday, 2:48 pm
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: hmm that would be wonderful.
Like 20 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
Like March 30, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
....
Like March 30, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
Like March 31, 2026
Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Blackstone Edge
[Yuno]: hmm boredom... Oh and Lady Ardent Grace wants to meet with you!
Like Yesterday, 2:03 pm
Brave Charger
´´Who wants to meet me? Since I was kick out from other Dimension moment ago.´´
Like 6 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
[Yuno]: Lady Ardent Grace silly billy! She's super nice!!
Like 3 hours ago
Brave Charger
´´Well alright then, I hope so . So where is she?´´
Like 3 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
[Yuno]: *she'd giggle * The Kingdom in the Sky, Neveh also known as The Ather , the place where all the Angels live.
Like 2 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
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one of my friends just paid me two dollars and a piece of gum, to draw our mutual friend ..fucking PREGNANT
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PubbyBrained6
pic is of a pretty popular tiktoker who uses his face for content, idk if that's against the rules of the site or not-
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Iridescent_Edge
I am mildly concerned...
Like 26 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
Well, it's clear that simple biology was thrown out the window, to say the very least.
Like 23 minutes ago
Heart Piece
shared a few photos
// Another redesign; AND WE'RE BACK TO BAT PONIES AGAIN LMAO. This one was one of the only planned Bat Ponies as she originally started as a Bat Pony; this is a very old OC, but regardless if anyone h... View More
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Night
Night scrolled through various social medias, her feeds constantly showing off happy couples and various ponies talking about the dates they're going on. Night sighed, thinking about her past relation... View More
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Tea Leaves
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//the gorl
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Pepper Snap
Ur name like the shampoo I used =3
Like 14 hours ago
Tea Leaves
//Sshhh the adopt came with this name and I have nothing better >///<
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Pepper Snap
It is a cute name !
Like 4 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
the girl
Like 13 hours ago
Heart Piece
// Yeeesss, green poniessss ;v; 💚
Like 13 hours ago
Tea Leaves
//she's just a grorl (green gorl)
Like 12 hours ago
Heart Piece
// Grorl squad rise up 😤
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Vanil
A girl. A she. A rival (?)
Like 11 hours ago
Tea Leaves
//Not a rival! Just a soft lil sapphic girly
Like 8 hours ago
Sophie H.
The gorl is a cutie!
Like 10 hours ago
Tea Leaves
//Thank you! <3
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Bubblegum
green, pink, and swirls,, floral unicorn,,, tea themed? :0 ideal!! grorlgeous. a princess. I love her <3
Like 4 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
I'm in love, she's so divaa so tea omggg
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Belle Blossom
(OOC:OMIGAWSH SO CUTEE tea flavored too!!) "I have just got to talk to you about books over tea and pastries some time." Belle said.
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Lachryrose
Deep into a lonely night on the outskirts of Ponyville after everypony has entered the peaceful throes of sleep, a creature lurks, pony-shaped but strange. The scream of a chicken briefly silences the... View More
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Aux "Skully" Cord
Aux swings from a streetlight Their upsidedown face right in front of Lachryrose's. Their eyes glinting in the meager light, "Oooh another carnivore! don't meet many others, what's ur name?"
Like Yesterday, 2:21 pm
Lachryrose
The scream that burst from the mare when a stranger appeared above her was muffled by her meal in her mouth she hadn’t let go of. Her clawed proto-wings had flared in reflex but she quickly put them away as she stared wide-eyed at the pony. She did not recognise them but before she could think too... View More
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Aux "Skully" Cord
"Oh yea its fine there's barely any creature out here except us two," Aux says swinging side to side, "Im Aux!" they grab the streetlight with heir wings and rotate from the joints on their back, snapping and popping, they set themselves in a cross legged positon a few feet off of the ground. "So i... View More
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Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea rips your geek bar until she can taste the coil :thumbsup:
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PubbyBrained6
"dawg it was at 100 2 minutes ago."
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PubbyBrained6
misty took one long hit, powering it to a full 0 before blowing the vapor onto Chelsea "yeahh..this is your first time...i'll charge it but imma put it to loww next time"
Like 5 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea perked up at her remark. “Huh? No I always hit geek bars like this?” Chelsea was so dead serious and also based.
Like 5 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
she sighed "then I guess mint gum ice is a flavor you cant handle all to well?" she said as she went to go charge her shii
Like 5 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
“No, not at all. Green grape ice tho? That’s my shihh” Chelsea remarked as she scrolled through your phone.
Like 4 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
misty nodded "that's a good one too! my personal fave is gummy bear ice- orr blue razz"
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Autumn Night
“Noooo! That was my only Ghost Pepper infused vape!!”Autumn wailed! “It was a special order!”
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Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea would have likely had something fun or clever to say, if she had not been preoccupied with foaming and seizing on the carpet. “C..c-cowab-bunga”
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Autumn Night
“Oh god! Here, I’ll pour milk in your mouth.. that helps with the spice.. I think!? Oh.. oh no!! My hooves are shaking cause I’m friending bad for a hit- let me just.. GAH!! Burnt!” Autumn gags and sputters on the geek bar, spilling the multiple cartons of milk she held everywhere!
Like 2 hours ago
Pepper Snap
That’s not mine I found that on the ground and took it bc I wanna harvest the battery inside
Like 4 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
I’m vaping straight rainwater and smog my guy
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Pepper Snap
Oh yeah and probably homeless dude pee
Like 2 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Wrong, we’re in one of those town where they sent all their homeless to Nevada
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