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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*We would return back to Equestria with a new member in tow. Skye would transform into a Diamond Dog, while Yinu turned into a Changeling while we were here.* Right, now we g... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
Ahhhh... yeah, the Maelstrom. Forgot about that.
Like June 13, 2026
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Upon listening to Jewel's voice, I would calm down a bit.* S...Sis?
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
Yes! Remember my voice!
Like 11 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(The Darkitect) Oh no you dont! *He holds his staff out.* Attack! GAH!!! *I would hold my head.*
Like 10 minutes ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would fly over to Stickman and put her head against his.* Remember.
Like 10 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would go into shock and the control over me would be broken. It would then go inside of me.* Hnnnh... (The Darkitect) Hmmgh. No matter. This doesn't change anything. *He would open a portal and go through it. The tower would start going into the large portal. Jewel would grab me and fly off the t... View More
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Morning Glory
"What's with all the residents here?" Asked the sapphire mare to the shopkeep counting her payment for the delivery of antidotes to several of the native flora's toxins. Poison joke was a common one a... View More
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Queen Lesa
The small town known as Ponyville when compared against other towns Ponyville had seen more action and weird stuff... normally it was a quiet, peaceful town but today it seemed more busier than normal especially in the local market it appears a traveling caravan had came to visit the small town and ... View More
Like February 5, 2026
Morning Glory
Making her way downtown, walking fast, faces passing her by, the blue mare moved through the streets of Ponyville trying to avoid the overzealous ponies who all seemed to have been kicked into a frenzy. It was already not in her nature to deal with others, so the fervor that came with festivities di... View More
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Queen Lesa
So far so good it might've been a struggle for Glory to make her way through the crowd of ponies it was a bigger challenge not to accidentally bump into anyone... but thankfully she made it to the farmer's stalls in one piece, but alas... Glory would have to wait because the stall owner already had ... View More
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Morning Glory
//going back and seeing I left stuff hanging when I went inactive for a while. happy to pick this back up if you're still interested. life's finally stabilized and I don't have to work as much
Like June 20, 2026
Queen Lesa
//Sure thing. ^^
Like June 21, 2026
Morning Glory
//Will start replying this weekend, busy at work doing a server migration so I've been wiped
Like 18 minutes ago
Spinneret
"I'm not takin my horseshoes off, I am Horseshoes O'Toole!" #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I have here a horseshoes remover ray! I WILL USE IT ON YOU!
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Spinneret
"No!"
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Damn, she said no, I can't use it on her...
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Spinneret
Sprout ran away. "I didn't take my horseshoes off! I'm still Horseshoes O'Toole!"
Like 41 minutes ago
Ramirez
Wait, so if ponified French is Prench, then would Spanish be Sponish?
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Ramirez
Redbug will speak to you in both Equestrian and Sponish
Like 20 hours ago
Chase
redbug is a spicy latina
Like 18 hours ago
Ramirez
Heheheh, que onda
Like 11 hours ago
Chase
Angry little chihuahua of a horsefly
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Vanil
Sponch
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Ramirez
Hi, I'm spongebob
Like 11 hours ago
Jovian
If there must be then yes of course its sponish
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Stickman is glooby, but never blooby.* #rp
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
The fuck does glooby mean?
Like 2 hours ago
L
how old is everyone on here? 14?
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Spinneret
my parents told me not to tell people on the internet how old i am
Like 18 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
Most of the people here seem to be in their late twenties.
Like 17 hours ago
Ice Wisp
Nice try Fed.
Like 17 hours ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
I'd say it's a healthy mix but a lot of people are adults. Mlp fim is almost two decades old at this point, a lot of the kids that watched are almost if not adults by now.
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Ramirez
Buzz buzz
Like 11 hours ago
L
bus
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Ramirez
Ah yes, bugs also love public transportation
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Meino Mysticforger
I think I am about 250 in dog years, so I guess I am pretty old...
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//Literally older than the concept of Pokemon. Oh also Mission Impossible, Toy Story, and Scream. On that same day, the Million Man March happened in DC, Mariah Carrey - Fantasy Made Number 1 Hit for the US. As well, at the same hour of my birth, the Moon has in a half waning phase.
Like 7 hours ago
Spinneret
"before Mission Impossible" would make you over 60 years old, which i think would make you the oldest one on this site.
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Shifter Burnside
howamigonnaknow
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Littchie Von Bleed
Should I be concerned about my minions reading Das Kapital? Actually, better question is WHO KEEPS GIVING THEM COPIES?!
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Blackstone Edge
I did and I am not sorry.
Like 16 hours ago
Jovian
Oh good cuz I’ve been giving them the manifesto and I was beginning to worry they lacked the theoretical basis for understanding class warfare
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Littchie Von Bleed
I at the very least appreciate the honesty
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Nitroxus Soulspins
This is the first time I'm hearing that you even have minions. Wait, how many do you have for you to have an issue with reading the book? I know why you may dislike it, yet how many copies could it actually be?
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Littchie Von Bleed
I have 4 truely intelligent minions the rest are easy enough to manage or are just freeloading vampires who need a shaded place to hide out. if any of those 4 start thinking the division labor is unfair i might actually have to do work for once!
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Jovian
It sounds like you need to invent a managerial caste of minions and saddle them with unrealistic responsibilities but infinite power to delegate and coerce lower level minions. This will incentivize them to coerce increased labour from those other minions in turn, and allow more to be sacrificed or ... View More
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Ramirez
shared a photo
Unc status
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Vy Thresh
Pockets have gotten so big these days
Like 9 hours ago
Ramirez
Minecraft inventory
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//Not really, that guy won't be able to fit in there. *Nitroxus nodded.* Yes, all of those are in my pocket, right now.
Like 7 hours ago
Parley
unc has physical media that he can do whatever he wants with, regardless of what platforms want unc kinda comes out on top
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Ramirez
Unc can't understand the aura of getting sturdy like it's nobody's business💅
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Ramirez
I just had Steak N Shake for the first time, I wish I tried it sooner because oh my god that was DELICIOUS🤤🤤🤤 (def gonna come back)
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Steak and shake is not bad. Gotta get me a garlic burger stat. I think it's garlic anyway
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Ramirez
I had a bacon cheeseburger with a butterfinger milkshake, I love it❤️
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Yummy! P sure they got my goat tater tots too. Way better than shoestring fries
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Ice Wisp
Steak n shake is good! I think Freddy's is a better version of the same concept tho
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Ramirez
Freddy's? Seems like a place I don't want to spend five nights at
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus has set up a refreshment stand in the middle of the heat wave. He offered cold water, cold drinks, ice, popsicles, electric fans, paper fans, shaded coverings and cooled seating. All for fre... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus Incoming! Oddeus would be showing off his muscles at the most recent strong man shoot. His muscles bulged and veins wildly reaches across his arms like thick vines. Handsome isn't cutting it, he was weirdly immaculate. Oddeus takes his workout seriously as being what he is takes up more ene... View More
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