Y'know what? Fuck it, free horchata for everyone.
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Meino Mysticforger
I oblige! Though the cinnamon taste can be a little too much for my liking. Would you pour some tequila in there for me?
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2 hours ago
Ramirez
*Looks at you with a horrified expression* alcohol in my precious horchata!? There will be no such thing around here!!
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Meino Mysticforger
I see!. I have been learning from past exchanges. They have said it is tradition.
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32 minutes ago
*Nitroxus would grab his chest. He was sweating insanely. Almost like a waterfall of despair and panic. He would be gasping in fear.* I just died, yet I'm here? How am I still here? What just happened... View More
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"I struck your death from the book." Zerathur's voice was quiet and somber, yet he was still sitting in place scribbling at his grimoire. "I am not usually allowed to mess with the story, it messes with the Writer's vision-- But I took it upon myself that the events that happen due to your death don... View More
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3 hours ago
Um...thank you. Yet now I have more questions now...Lilke, how far can you influence my life?
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1 hour ago
Maybe I should wolf down a pizza mre tomorrow
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Yep. ACUs were still standard, and they were adjusting to the UCP
I loved my set of ACUs and OCPs. Only 1 caveat was moving around the pockets and texture on the inside. How did they make is rougher on the skin?
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3 hours ago
I think it was the amount of Deet in the uniform. They said they placed around 20% more in the OCP so it can last longer.
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1 hour ago
*Nitroxus would be outside, looking around. The current temperature was hot enough to cook a steak right on the pavement. Yet Nitroxus was barely sweating. He would walk around in the heat, looking fo... View More
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Please stop talking about eating sentient beings. Like, that's straight messed up. So, Yami, if you been around for so long, why have you still not have understood social cues?
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July 21, 2026
what are social cues..is it a food? also nitro im not like you creatures so technically im not doing anything wrong....plus meat is tasty
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July 21, 2026
*Nitroxus would grab Yami by the chest and shook the being.* You live among ponies! You have to live by the rules if you live near us. Even Discord does that. *Once he stopped shaking him, he would pat his friend's shoulder.* Besides, you can still eat meat, just monster meat at least. Also, social ... View More
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July 22, 2026
oh yea the being of chaos, known him since he was tiny...also "technically" you can eat concepts...or i can...they are like ice-cream with different flavors...also is shaking a friend thing? its fun *he grabs him back and shakes him more then he did*
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6 hours ago
*Nitroxus survives the shaking, only due to his unique muscular-skeletal structure being stronger than most ponies. Upon the shaking stopping.* Please...in the future, limit that power by half...Since most ponies would break with that amount of force....
Also, ouch....
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3 hours ago
My "nephew " Mothra Leo wishes to challenge you to race. If you refuse I eat you.
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"Eating me would be like eating a flesh eating parasite that takes over your skin. As for speed..." Norman looked down at his small legs.
"I already know i'd lose."
*Spawns Volt and Guass.* Oh boy which frame should I use then?
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July 19, 2026
ah a creature whom also eats meat, it has been awhile since ive eaten so i do not mind sharing some spare flesh...also whats a race...
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July 20, 2026
oh ok *he then sinks into the ground...and reappears at the finish line. he then yells a bit since its a bit far* DID I DO IT RIGHT??
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6 hours ago
"Alright everyone, check in," Autumn calls over the comms! This was going to be the heist of the century, stealing the world's largest diamond, so long as everyone did their jobs right! She would make... View More
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Ghost Just Leaned his back against a Wall, Reading a Magazine He had Borrowed from Miss Rarity since He was Asked to Watch This Diamond, As not only was it the Largest Diamond, It was a Family Heirloom from Mi Amore Cadenza!, Well to the Family who Took her in. The Ghostling did Protest and Suggeste... View More
"Guard. Requested by Princess Candence" He replied, Squinting his Eyes at Autumn whilst He hold's his Rolled up Weapon, Ready to Smack Autumn if they Try anything funny! He's Taking his Role very Seriously!
Should Reward himself with a Waffle after this, That being IF He does a Successful job at Gu... View More
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5 hours ago
"A guard for the Princess!?" Autumn asked, gasping in surprise before looking about the room. "Is she here right now? Ooo, can I meet her, I've never met a Princess before!" Autumn hopped away from Ghost now, heading towards the nearest doorway with a soft giggle.
"Can you introduce me? Pretty ple... View More
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Angel just Groaned in response to this, Before Slowly Following The Mare. Muttering to himself " Stupid self, Should've just Freaking Kept mouth shut." He Was Angy!, But... He stopped, Why did he randomly Stop walking ?, It almost was if a Thought had Occured inside of his head. He'd take a slightly... View More
As Ghost turned back to look at Autumn, he'd find her standing still... very still! Paused in mid step, a strange look on her face... no, across her whole body! Autumn shuddered suddenly and then fell over... a two dimensional cardboard cut out of Autumn that is! It slapped against the floor leaving... View More
Ghost's eye Twitiched once, Then twice, Before Purple magic began to Envelope his Entire body, Transitioning him into his Spectral veil state, and within a Instant He disappeared, Knocking Several Objects off the ground and causing Quite a bit of Damage on the floor, Of the several Items broken, and... View More
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4 hours ago
Looking over her handiwork, Light grins. From the outside, the entire structure seemed to just be... Gone! Uprooted! A hole in the ground! She can't hold back her giggles as she responds, "Just need to add the finishing touches before any passersby arrive, mate! More minor illusions, brain teasers, ... View More
"Mate, Autumn, my partner in this specific crime," her voice is calming, but her tone is gleeful, "That's kind of the point! Something is bound to go wrong, and the cops will be called." Another wave of her horn. Silver lightning crackles lightly through the empty air that used to contain a structur... View More
Autumn listened with a scrunched-up frown on her face, before groaning softly and stowing her radio away. Time to see what the heck was going on! Autumn slid out of the parked carriage that served as their 'HQ', and get away, and booked it over to Light Show's position with a scowl. "What in the hel... View More
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5 hours ago
Waving a hoof dismissively, her grin grows. "I'm not some rookie, mate. I know illusions like I know the back of your hoof," Looking over to Autumn, a slight shimmer of silver smoothes down a stray coat hair on the bat pony's foreleg, before Light winks. Looking back to the 'teleported' structure, s... View More
Autumn couldn't help but glance down at said hoof after hearing the idiom, only to blink in surprise as Light's magic smoothed out some stray coat hairs! Autumn glanced back up with a quizzical look just to find Light winking at her! The bat mare blushed and shot the unicorn a small scowl- but it qu... View More
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4 hours ago
"This business, heisting? First time."
She lets that sit a moment, before stifling her giggles with a hoof and shaking her head, "The business of illusions, though, since I was... Maybe six? Or seven? And I was kind of raised into crime as a whole, honestly. So I'd say, my whole life!" Looking back ... View More
