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Silent V Dusk
" I have a question, what do you think is gonna happen in the next thirty seconds? " ( Make it weird or wild. )
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Chase
"Someone is gonna have a really bad day." Chase says as she watches the giant trebuchet get loaded with glowy green mystery sludge.
Like Yesterday, 1:50 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Yeah, that was my guess. What do you think will happen to them when they launch it? "
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Chase
"Probably something scientific."
Like Yesterday, 2:15 pm
Silent V Dusk
" My guess is that the idiots who thought this was a good idea are either going to live with chemical burns, or they'll die reduced to bone. "
Like Yesterday, 2:20 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Mario will say something dumb
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Silent V Dusk
After five minutes, Silent's magical aura encased the error message and yanked it to the side. " How does that wor- Nevermind. How is that story real?!?!? "
Like Yesterday, 2:34 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Blame the writers of the show.
Like Yesterday, 2:36 pm
Silent V Dusk
“ Wait. Hold on. Show? This is reality, not some tv show! “
Like Yesterday, 3:26 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
HIS show
Like Yesterday, 3:27 pm
Silent V Dusk
“ Oh, okay…… Wait hold on, how did a character from a show come into physical form? “
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Daddy Cambia
"You're gonna put the fries in the bag, or you're about experience Falling Down from the perspective of a bystander."
Like Yesterday, 2:11 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Isn't the experience of falling the same despite social level or job? "
Like Yesterday, 2:18 pm
Daddy Cambia
Cambia opens fire with a hyper realistic H&K MP5 directly into the ceiling despite the lack of apparent digits required to operate it.
Like 22 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" ...... How are you, and why are you firing that? "
Like 21 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
"The fries. The bag." Cambia points the weapon, seemingly uninterested in explaining her capabilities.
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Silent V Dusk
" Robbery? For waffle fries, I trust? "
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Olive Drab
Catastrophic world ending asteroid impact, or my cat will hop back on her pillow and take a nap. It's gonna be one of those.
Like Yesterday, 2:13 pm
Silent V Dusk
" ... I hope it's the second one. Besides if it were the first one, I'm pretty sure we'd see it by now....... I hope. "
Like Yesterday, 2:18 pm
Olive Drab
Your wish came true
Like Yesterday, 2:46 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent whipped the sweat from his face. “ Phew. Woulda sucked if we had thirty seconds left. “
Like Yesterday, 3:28 pm
Olive Drab
Oli nervously giggles and looks up at the sky. "I mean... I'm not an astrophysicist..."
Like Yesterday, 3:36 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent's eye turned to the sky behind him, then came back wide and afraid. Until he yelled. " QUICK!! PAUSE REALITY!! "
Like Yesterday, 3:53 pm
Meino Mysticforger
"Umm, that house over there is going to become sentient and ravage the neighborhood. Happens every Wednesday at exactly 3:20 pm."
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Meino Mysticforger
"I wish it were...that house is cursed or something, and that is why all of the surrounding homes are poorly built and cheap." Meino watched the house in question and sighed. "Somepony's magic could be to blame, I suspect..."
Like Yesterday, 2:37 pm
Silent V Dusk
“ So you’re telling me that in fifteen seconds it will just pull a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony and mutate, come to life, or both? “
Like Yesterday, 3:29 pm
Meino Mysticforger
"It just...comes to life. Like a monster house, but it only wants to be THE house on the block. Crazy, I know, but nopony can reverse this power, and those who have tried....well, they stopped trying." Meino adjusted his goggles and pulled out a camera from his satchel. "I don't know why others try ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
“ Soooo, get out the napalm or the deatomizer? Because I’ll gladly get out either…. Or both if need be. “
Like 10 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"You have napalm...? Eh, maybe those could work. I haven't fought this entity myself, so I wouldn't know what it is weak to."
Like 10 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
nuclear FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Like 21 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
The subtle sound of something big flying through the air could be heared. Roughly nine clicks away. Silent just stared at Shifter. “ I f(BEEP)ing hate you…. “
Like 10 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
pregnancy,
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Silent V Dusk
" ............... Okay then....... Had some... ' fun ' last night then, huh? "
Like 6 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Death....
Like 4 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ …………Not today. “ Silent melted into the nearest shadow, so that he didn’t have a physical form that could be killed.
Like 4 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd put on an awful disguise ->🥸 in an attempt to lure you out*
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Silent V Dusk
A physical shadow came out of the one that Silent melted into. It was one word. ' No '
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Brave Charger
gonna load my Last Epoch game and continue to play Summoner Necromancer
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Silent V Dusk
" Good luck with that. "
Like 21 minutes ago
Chelsea Hooves
[Chelsea starts vagueposting about you online.]
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Autumn Night
“That fall themed dumb bat with the big dumpy you keep roasting sounds like a real loser!”
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5/6
Autumn Night
“What a prudish stick in the mud! Hell, even I would throw it back if someone asked nicely! Can’t believe this girl, tsk!”
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Chelsea Hooves
Then she got an idea. An awful idea. Chelsea got a wonderful, awful idea.
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Autumn Night
“… Chelsea.. Why are you staring at me.. and have that look in your eye?” Autumn asked, gulping nervously!
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Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea’s eyes had completely glazed over, if you looked closely you could see distant explosions and images of destruction playing out in way that was not presently happening.
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Autumn Night
Autumn trembles as she gazes into those eyes, witnessing the wanton destruction and horror hidden in those depths, and she began to weep. She had peer into the abyss and found that some knowledge bore a weight she wasn't willing to burdon!
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PubbyBrained6
"wow that cow horse sounds like an awful pony to be around."
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Chelsea Hooves
“She suuuuuuuuuucks and keeps changing the address on my horseflix account so it won’t log her out, but then it logs ME out. Ugh.”
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PubbyBrained6
"woah, that's uncalled for"
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Silent V Dusk
You know, there are a lot of mixed opinions on this question and I have yet to ask it here. Which to you think is the more iconic Ubisoft product? The Far Cry series, or the Assassin's Creed series? F... View More
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Spinneret
Assassin's Creed for sure, it has more games people actually talk about. Far Cry just has Far Cry 3. also, you really can't beat "punch the Pope to death".
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Silent V Dusk
I agree. But I'm not saying Far Cry is bad. I've been enjoying it a lot as of recent, especially Far Cry 5 and 6. But still, the intirety of the AC games are just so good. You have Unity, Revelations, Origins, Syndicate, need I go on?
Like 6 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Second this, but Far Cry 3 is it's golden boy. I actually liked how far cry 5 was in the states, made it have a fresh environment than the usual jungle. Check out Dying light if you haven't already. The series is pretty good overall if you don't mind some minor zombie horror. (By minor, I mean it'... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Bro, I had one of my coding buddies manipulate the code in Left 4 Dead 2 so that it'd be compatable with the Quest 3 just so that I could see through the eyes on the characters. I love zombie horror! I'll check it out, and Far Cry 3. The earliest game I've played in the Far Cry series was the one th... View More
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Far Cry 3 had the series most impactful villain in the entire series bar to none. It was huge back when I was in high school.
Like 6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
I imagine it was. I imagine the scene was similar if not more enjoyable than how the AC community reacted to the Mirrage trailer. I don’t think I spelled that right…… I’m a damn idiot.
Like 5 hours ago
Night
As someone else had said, assassins creed is the only right answer. Nothing else even comes close.
Like 6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Fair enough. Still, if you have played one of the Far Cry games, surely you enjoyed it?
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Meino Mysticforger
Assassin's Creed certainly has a better story going for it, but I have played more of the Far Cry games. So, personally, I would say Far Cry simply for Vaas Montenegro. He is a top-tier antagonist and made me enjoy 3 the day I got it.
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Rose petal the Pegasus
im best mother ^^ //a.i but my idea//
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
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Yami Crosshide
i assumed this color was more visible and less...make your eyes bleedy...for normal creatures..
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Suxortin Snipslous
Well, I'm Yellow due to genetic traits.
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Yami Crosshide
OH NICE YOUR ORGANIC LIKE THE REST OF THEM *he excitingly yelled*
Like 21 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
No. I'm not organic. I have transcended that.
Like 19 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
so you lied? or are you still flesh *he walked up slightly towering overhim and poking him*
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Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Simple. I will grab you by the throat with my tail, slam you on the ground and then chuck you as hard as I can.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
really?
Like April 13, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
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Frozenfeather
Dam I am alive somehow too old for this
Daddy Cambia
Every time someone tries to insist their OC is bigger than Cambia, she gets a little bit taller.
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Olive Drab
I'm definitely smaller, does that make you smaller, too?
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Daddy Cambia
Bigger again.
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Meino Mysticforger
"What if I get on my high horse? Checkmate!"
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Daddy Cambia
Leave the stoner out of this.
Like 22 hours ago
Snow Storm
Gulp.
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Daddy Cambia
Big woman real...
Like 22 hours ago
Bubblegum
oh noooo not a very tall woman that'd be so unfortunate!! D: Bubblegum is probably bigger than Cambia btw. unrelated but I am insisting <3
Like 22 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
This is a Code Red, we have a Clifford the Big Red Dog situation on Deck 9, all available hands to duty stations.
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Shifter Burnside
shift is perfect height, and that means you are too tall, so i shall shorten you by a head
Like 21 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
Go for it champ.
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Maxh Vezpyre
And yet you remain smaller and smaller and smaller just so I can't find you, on purpose. And because a mug of beer would be like, a pool for Krombia.
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Daddy Cambia
Size is a matter determined by spirit, not form.
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PubbyBrained6
shared a photo
working on a new character/Original species (don't mind the conversation me n a friend were having)
Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
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Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
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Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Silent V Dusk
" I imagine you're not the only one who is. I just hope ya'll are willing to be patient, I still have land to keep safe, and throats that need to be slit. And I'm not one to leave a job incomplete. After I complete my job, I can be tortured happily. "
Like April 14, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: of course, we'll happily wait for you down here~ [Roaring Shout]: YEAH!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! (Blackstone): And I'll gladly escort you here when you're time eventually comes. For now you may return home...
Like April 14, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Alright. Pleasure meeting you all. " Silent pointed a hoof to his right, and there a portal made of some black matter formed, showing an image of where he was previously. " Also, Alicorn of Wrath, I would appreciate it if you didn't burn or behead me when down here. I have some... PTSD from those... View More
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Blackstone Edge
[Roaring Shout]: Got it.
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Silent V Dusk
" Alright. See you in hell. Literally. " With that, Silent stepped through the portal and back into AJ's orchard. " Now, back to bucking apples. "
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Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Suxortin Snipslous
*He would crash right in front of the pair.* I'm still alive....
Like April 12, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: That's good... now then you may go now. Thank you for taking care of my pet...
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Suxortin Snipslous
Your welcome....Also, I would love to do this again, if you will have me. *He would stand up and rubbed his noggin.* Ow, this is going to hurt later.
Like April 13, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: hmm that would be wonderful.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yay and welcome to help.
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Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
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Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
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Brady Thunderfoot
....
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Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
Like March 31, 2026
Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Brave Charger
´´Sounds fair then.´´ *He looks around*
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Blackstone Edge
*it doesn't take long to notice a very beautiful light-golden mare sitting on the throne,she appears to be giggling at Yuno's antics.* [Yuno]:hi your highness! [Queen Ardent Grace]: Greetings Yuno. And hello Young one. It's quite the pleasure to meet the "brave" hero that survived the darkness of... View More
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Brave Charger
*He gently bow his Head, to greetings her* ´´Well not that I was fighting for my life, but was end up getting teleported out.´´
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Ardent Grace]: I am deeply sorry for HER behavior. Penumbra always pranks those she doesn't like..
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Brave Charger
´´It´s alright, better then getting hurt or worst.´´
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Night
Night playfully boops you. Curious to see what reaction she sparks.
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