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Maxh Vezpyre
Yesss
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Kadai Montanya
Nooo
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Maxh Vezpyre
!!!! Stole the Kadabat away.
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Meino Mysticforger
Sure!
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Maxh Vezpyre
Also stole Meino.
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Heart Piece
// Hmmm... Maybe?
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Daddy Cambia
Every time someone tries to insist their OC is bigger than Cambia, she gets a little bit taller.
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Olive Drab
I'm definitely smaller, does that make you smaller, too?
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Meino Mysticforger
"What if I get on my high horse? Checkmate!"
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Snow Storm
Gulp.
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Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
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Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
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Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Silent V Dusk
" I imagine you're not the only one who is. I just hope ya'll are willing to be patient, I still have land to keep safe, and throats that need to be slit. And I'm not one to leave a job incomplete. After I complete my job, I can be tortured happily. "
Like April 14, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: of course, we'll happily wait for you down here~ [Roaring Shout]: YEAH!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! (Blackstone): And I'll gladly escort you here when you're time eventually comes. For now you may return home...
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Silent V Dusk
" Alright. Pleasure meeting you all. " Silent pointed a hoof to his right, and there a portal made of some black matter formed, showing an image of where he was previously. " Also, Alicorn of Wrath, I would appreciate it if you didn't burn or behead me when down here. I have some... PTSD from those... View More
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Blackstone Edge
[Roaring Shout]: Got it.
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Silent V Dusk
" Alright. See you in hell. Literally. " With that, Silent stepped through the portal and back into AJ's orchard. " Now, back to bucking apples. "
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Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Suxortin Snipslous
*He would crash right in front of the pair.* I'm still alive....
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: That's good... now then you may go now. Thank you for taking care of my pet...
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Suxortin Snipslous
Your welcome....Also, I would love to do this again, if you will have me. *He would stand up and rubbed his noggin.* Ow, this is going to hurt later.
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: hmm that would be wonderful.
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yay and welcome to help.
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Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
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Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
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Brady Thunderfoot
....
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Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
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Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Blackstone Edge
[Yuno]: Yes but Lady Ardent wishes to meet the one who braved hell
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Brave Charger
´´And your sure it´s me? I mean there are many brave Ponies too.´´
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Blackstone Edge
[Yuno]: I wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
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Brave Charger
´´Hmm alright then.´´
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Blackstone Edge
[Yuno]:ready to go?
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Silent V Dusk
" I have a question, what do you think is gonna happen in the next thirty seconds? " ( Make it weird or wild. )
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Chase
"Someone is gonna have a really bad day." Chase says as she watches the giant trebuchet get loaded with glowy green mystery sludge.
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Silent V Dusk
" Yeah, that was my guess. What do you think will happen to them when they launch it? "
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Chase
"Probably something scientific."
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Silent V Dusk
" My guess is that the idiots who thought this was a good idea are either going to live with chemical burns, or they'll die reduced to bone. "
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Mario will say something dumb
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Give it a minute or two, and it will click
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Silent V Dusk
After five minutes, Silent's magical aura encased the error message and yanked it to the side. " How does that wor- Nevermind. How is that story real?!?!? "
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Blame the writers of the show.
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Silent V Dusk
“ Wait. Hold on. Show? This is reality, not some tv show! “
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
HIS show
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Daddy Cambia
"You're gonna put the fries in the bag, or you're about experience Falling Down from the perspective of a bystander."
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Silent V Dusk
" Isn't the experience of falling the same despite social level or job? "
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Olive Drab
Catastrophic world ending asteroid impact, or my cat will hop back on her pillow and take a nap. It's gonna be one of those.
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Silent V Dusk
" ... I hope it's the second one. Besides if it were the first one, I'm pretty sure we'd see it by now....... I hope. "
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Olive Drab
Your wish came true
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Silent V Dusk
Silent whipped the sweat from his face. “ Phew. Woulda sucked if we had thirty seconds left. “
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Olive Drab
Oli nervously giggles and looks up at the sky. "I mean... I'm not an astrophysicist..."
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Silent V Dusk
Silent's eye turned to the sky behind him, then came back wide and afraid. Until he yelled. " QUICK!! PAUSE REALITY!! "
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Meino Mysticforger
"Umm, that house over there is going to become sentient and ravage the neighborhood. Happens every Wednesday at exactly 3:20 pm."
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Silent V Dusk
" Wait what? " Silent checked the nearby clock tower. 3:19 PM. Silent slowly turned back to Meino. If his face had a sentence on it, it would be ' Well, s(BEEP). ' " Tell me that was a joke... "
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Meino Mysticforger
"I wish it were...that house is cursed or something, and that is why all of the surrounding homes are poorly built and cheap." Meino watched the house in question and sighed. "Somepony's magic could be to blame, I suspect..."
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Silent V Dusk
“ So you’re telling me that in fifteen seconds it will just pull a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony and mutate, come to life, or both? “
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Meino Mysticforger
"It just...comes to life. Like a monster house, but it only wants to be THE house on the block. Crazy, I know, but nopony can reverse this power, and those who have tried....well, they stopped trying." Meino adjusted his goggles and pulled out a camera from his satchel. "I don't know why others try ... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Okay, no, you're not doing this, Stishoe's ship cannot be hacked. His systems are way too advanced.)
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Polo Fastter
(Why didn't you mention that when he did hack it?)
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Wasn't it obvious?)
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Further more, It'd practically end the O:FB before we even get to the good part.)
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Polo Fastter
(In fact, you didn't even stop him when he did hack it the first time. Now you are saying he can not hack it.)
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Oh, right, Rio turns 15 today... hmm.
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Silent V Dusk
I’m proud to present one of my homegrown strawberries. #GreenHoofMonth
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Snow Storm
OMG!! Well done! That strawberry looks premium
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Silent V Dusk
Thanks. Still experimenting on this though. I’ve learned that if you plant strawberries at higher elevations, the more sour it is. Trying to find that sweet spot.
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mleb
mmm berry
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Silent V Dusk
Berry is life. No more context required.
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mleb
yes
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Silent V Dusk
What kinda “ yes “? Like a Far Cry 5 “ Yes! “ or a Talking Ben “ yes “?
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mleb
Like a Far Cry 5 yes
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Silent V Dusk
" There is one word that can release us from sin, and it is..... Y E S! " - John Seed. The Baptist.
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Ghostbit
Angel Stared [Not Ghostbit yet, This was before!] at (Oc name here) Puffing his cheeks out whilst staring Daggers into the Creature in front of him, His Friend, The Element Bearer of Kindness had aske... View More
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Silent V Dusk
You and Silent were sitting across from each other in a lowly lit space, which almost looked like an interrogation room, but also a meeting room. Behind the Silent was a projector screen and a project... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky smiles. "Try running an entire city sometime, you'll quickly learn every paranormal corner, and soon discover that a great many things in life go unexplained."
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Silent V Dusk
" Maybe so. But I wouldn't call me your ' most valuable ally ', even I know I can be a bit impulsive, especially if I have the opportunity to kill something threatening Equestria's safety. However, I appreciate the gesture. Anywho, you and I both know that talking rarely fixes physical problems. Af... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky gestures to a desk with a quill and a few blank sheets on it. "With your permission," Night Sky picks up the quill and begins to write. "Princess Cadance and Shining Armor are not merely Ponydom's first family, as Their Majesties' Government in Canterlot would have you believe. Shining Arm... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" I'll keep all that in mind. And I promise, nothing will befall that family. If I break that promise, you have permission to slit my throat. For now, I need to thin their numbers... I thank you for the note. " Silent put the note in one of his many cloak pockets. " I'd advise you to do the same. I... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky carefully surveyed the door for a long moment, as though it were hiding some secret about the most disarmingly singular unicorn who had just exited through it. After a moment, Night Sky spoke aloud, quite intentionally to himself. "If I had three Lt. Generals like that one above me in the ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
( Sorry it took me a while to respond. Work has been killing me ) A day had passed since the meeting was concluded, and since then, Copycat numbers have declined in the southern regions while rising slowly in the northern regions. Everypony was rather confused; When ponies go on hikes, they'll occa... View More
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Snow Storm
“Yes,” they nodded in agreement, with a grin from ear to ear.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent returned the grin. " Good, this'll just be a simple process to determine if you're fit for the job opportunity that we have selected you for. Images of what most would call disturbing will be shown on the projector screen behind me. All you need to do is identify the creature and place of ori... View More
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Snow Storm
“Oh! Fascinating. So.. I don’t need to sign any confidentiality agreements before you show me these creatures? This isn’t top secret is it?”
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Silent V Dusk
" It isn't TOP, top secret. But Celestia does want us to be subtle about our work. Once you know what you'll be asked to do, you have full right to decline the offer. I'm not your boss, just an associate. And no, no signatures. We prefer not to keep records of this kinda thing. "
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Snow Storm
“Hm. Shady. Sure, let’s start.”
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Meino Mysticforger
"I mean, I have seen ghost videos before and...some of them are hard to just say they were faked. I have seen the shadows move by themselves, heard unexplained noises, and watched random objects move and fly through the air." Meino shuffled in his chair a bit as he thought about the many videos he w... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Well, that's the thing. The entities that will be shown are already detained or quarantined. I'm just seeing if you have the foresight to deal with the most recent anomoly. "
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Meino Mysticforger
"Is that right? Hmm...is it giant bugs? Big spiders are scary, but easy to deal with. I have some experience fighting them. Along with some frost trolls, sandworms, sentient trees...I have been around before, hehe."
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Silent V Dusk
" If that's the most you have to deal with, I'd recommend leaving. This isn't some bug hunt, kid. "
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Meino Mysticforger
"Well, fine. You ain't tell me what is going on anyway. 'Oh, this isn't some bug hunt', bet. You don't know my skills, bub!" Meino got up out of his seat and walked out the door.
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just sighed. " Oh, how youth is wasted on the ignorant. Eh, well, he'll learn sooner or later. "
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Olive Drab
Oli looks to the side evasively. "I-I've never even met an ET, I have no idea what you're talking about!" He then begins looking for an exit.
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Silent V Dusk
" Exit is behind you to the right. As I said, I'm on a strict timetable, and would prefer not to burn time on a waste of it. No offence meant, my friend. But, if you want to try a hoof at the test procedures, I'll be open. "
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Olive Drab
"well...I got nothing else going on, screw it!"
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Daddy Cambia
Cambia glowers resentfully across the table. Her eyes fixed, her gaze unbroken, it's not clear if she's blinked once since Silent took a seat. Nor is it clear if she's even looking at him. More, boring a hole straight through to the other side. Through the wall, the wood, and on to the dirt outside ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just put a hoof to his head. " Of course. We couldn't have Pepper Snap, or Spinns, or literally anyone else! Now, I'm stuck with a snarky, blonde b(BEEP)..... By the Elements, I hate my damn job. Look, I'm not happy to be here either. I'd rather be doing my usual, but we are dealing with some... View More
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Daddy Cambia
"I think I was particularly clear myself." Cambia retorts, folding her hooves over one another as she sits back, coquettishly. Taking pride in the admonishments to her name. "I have never experienced anything paranormal. If I was to, hypothetically, have experienced the supernatural, I would presume... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" As I said, if my sources were wrong, and you're just a dead end, then please take your leave. We both have better things to do than sit in here doing nothing about the current problem. "
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Daddy Cambia
"Oh no, Sweetheart." The last word dripping with saccharin insincerity. "We are far from done. I would so love to know what sources you have. You said a report, no? Have the Canterlot City Guard been shoving their snouts where they don't belong? Is this, hearsay? A blabbermouth perhaps?" There's a ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just chuckled. " If you're talkin' about putting a pony in the forever sleep, I don't need your help with that. It's literally my job to do so silently. And as to if the Canterlot snobs have been putting their snouts where they don't belong.... I don't think they've ever stopped doing that, m... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Oh fuck is this about the Blue Shift incident or something else?
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Silent V Dusk
" What? No. We're not dealin' with an invasion... At least, it's not your conventional invasion. "
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Shifter Burnside
"Good then, I don't want to go through that again."
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Silent V Dusk
" Well, chances are, you're going to have to go through something similar. Only there are less UFOs and more identity theft and replacement. But that's a topic for later. As of right now, all I need you to do is tell me what is depicted on the screen behind me when the procedure begins. Are we clear... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Alright.
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Blackstone Edge
I literally guide them to the afterlife...
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Silent V Dusk
" Put short, we're as good as f(BEEP)ed if we just let them do their thing. Just to make sure, I'm gonna see if you can properly identify who IS a Copycat and who ISN'T. Do you think you can do that, my soul-harbouring friend? "
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Blackstone Edge
I would but I must be going an old stallion has reached his final moments..
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Silent V Dusk
" ... Alright. Just be careful. Copycats are masters of mimicry and manipulation. That old stallion may not be the old stallion. Just a warnin'. "
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Blackstone Edge
I'll be fine... farewell.
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Silent V Dusk
" Au reviour. "
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Leon
The gigantic Shire sat across the table from the unicorn, a lit cigarette pursed between his one synthetic and one organic lip, looking over him with an unenthusiastic stare as he laid out why he was even here, resting his cybernetic arms on the table and clasping his hands together. "If you defin... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Some would say that, it's not that I'm ill-equipped to deal with the problem, it's that there are too many of the problem for just one pony to deal with. I want to avoid putting you in a position where it could be too much to handle, even as a team. Not to say you're not skilled, just maybe not ex... View More
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Leon
The stallion reached under the table, pulling a gigantic black, almost crystalline looking angular revolver, covered from grip to muzzle in battle wear from a holster on his thigh and laying it on the table before him, before sliding it into the middle of the two and giving it a tap, before leaning ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Fair enough, but you're talking to a pony who was born 10 years after Equestria was first founded, a pony that contains knowledge of olden traditions and long forgotten combat styles, and most of all, a pony who was left empty long ago and is willing to die for this land we live and walk on. So th... View More
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Tanzanight
shared a photo
//Just a lil girly
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Pepper Snap
So pretty
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Tanzanight
//thenk yu sm! She’s ready to make some friends rivals special someponies etc etc.
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Heart Piece
// I love her, I love her, I love her
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Bubblegum
gorgeous lass,, I love the kintsugi legs more every time I see them c:
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