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Artistique
// Arti being scared again... I honestly hate when I have family members, including my husband, give me shit for being so terrified of storms. Yes, I understand there's nothing I can do IF something... View More
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Chase
I'm going to assume that you probably live in a tornado zone. The swirling vortex of death is a very rational fear. As is lightning. And no one likes getting jumpscared by that one type of thunder that has to be the same volume as an exploding planet.
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Artistique
The expanding area of tornado alley, yes. Every couple of years or so, we get a particularly angry spring season, and this year seems to be heading in that direction. Technically where I am is SUPPOSED to be at the end of the glacier valley of Indiana, so lots of hills to the west and east (until yo... View More
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Chase
Well seems I wasn't wrong. If you want to get away from tornadoes then the best advice is to move to Nevada, Alaska, or somewhere in the mountains that isn't Colorodo.
Like 55 minutes ago
Thaumaturgy Whickerbray-Coronet the 2nd
i fear storms because of the noise of thunder, but i also fear when daylight savings time happens and by some unholy phenonemon brought by satan himself, it's still bright as fuck at 7pm
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Laly
“New SCP-294 Break Room Notice” #rp 1. DO NOT request “The meaning of life.” The last cup started whispering and HR is still dealing with the existential crisis paperwork. ... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Types in Wario's Greatest Achievement just to see what would happen*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I shrug again* Then add them to the list. *I rip open a void tear and hop through the tear.*
Like 12 hours ago
Laly
The void just loops in his containment cell, trapped forever.
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Impossible, I know my void powers can get me anywhere... Let me try... *I would use Transference and disappear in a puff of void smoke.*
Like 12 hours ago
Laly
Still in his containment cell.
Like 12 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Damn it. Where's my sister?!
Like 12 hours ago
Chase
"I don't see a rule against neutron star matter."
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Chase
"You should probably fix add that before someone else with my level of intrusive thoughts figures that out. Don't worry I'll find something else that isn't on the rules."
Like 13 hours ago
Laly
“The list has been updated, thank you for your cooperation.”
Like 13 hours ago
Chase
"....so what happens if someone types in something to make me happy?"
Like 12 hours ago
Laly
“It makes you..” she pauses dramatically “..happy?”
Like 12 hours ago
Chase
"..............................it must be done, for science."
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent was infront of a prompt-machine. Though he was a little off-put " I thought you had me injected for this a long time ago? Why am I here? And yes I remember. Ever hear of a data bank? "
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Laly
Laly nods slowly as she gazes over at one of the scientist "Would you be so kindly to add that to the list as well?" She asks. The scientist nods, writing it down.
Like 56 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
“ I assume you wish to know details so you can properly document the occurrence, Ma’am? Or should I refer to you by name? “ As he spoke, he stopped the scientist from taking notes, as to jot down any false facts.
Like 54 minutes ago
Laly
"To be honest? No, I don't care what you saw, my job is to make sure no one gets hurt and everything is running fine and everyone is behaving.. if you want to annoy a scientist about your discovery.." She uses one of her hooves to push a scientist towards him "He's your guy"
Like 19 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent took a final glance at Laly. “ Glad to know you care so much. “ After that, he began talking to the scientists about what he saw and learned. Mostly revolving around a voice telling him how to predict movement, action, events, and meaning. He described that he saw an area known as the Ancest... View More
Like 11 minutes ago
Laly
She just watches him for a moment, emotionless before she turns around to walk back ot her office, her job is done here.
Like 8 minutes ago
Andromeda Flemish
"..." Flem looks to the left, Then to the right, Hoping nobody see's her typing in [The One piece] And Seeing what would happen, How did she even break into here!?
Like 12 hours ago
Laly
Laly rubs her forehead in disbelief, two guards show up to carry him away from it. “Thank you”
Like 12 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
"NO, I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE ONE PIECE IS!, I GOTAA KNOOOWWW, PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN ONE OF THOSE PRISON JUMPSUITS!!!" She said, Exclaimed loudly whilst waving her Pawed hooves in response Whilst Screaming the whole time.
Like 12 hours ago
Iridescent_Edge
Iridescent would type “Nothing” into the machine.
Like 3 hours ago
Laly
Laly lifts a brow "Really?" The machine rumbles for a moment, giving out a cup with.. nothing inside. "Well.. cheers"
Like 59 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
Shifter burts into the room, making non-lubricated metal noises, "Who decided to type 'motor oil' into the machine?"
Like 1 hour ago
Laly
Laly lifts a brow at him "What now?"
Like 57 minutes ago
Polo Fastter
Polo looked at the cup of water that is on fire "Why..."
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Glitterbomb Crybaby
"Maybe I like my water medium rare anyways.." Glitterbomb smiled reassuringly, betraying a slight wince.
Like Yesterday, 6:27 pm
Polo Fastter
The unicorn was rather confused by that statement. The water still burning as the fire alarm started up.
Like Yesterday, 7:46 pm
Glitterbomb Crybaby
"I think you get salmonella if you don't cook your water properly, too... right?"
Like Yesterday, 8:53 pm
Polo Fastter
"No, you not supost to cook water..."
Like 19 hours ago
Glitterbomb Crybaby
"I like mine grilled, normally! The char marks are flavorful.. but this is nice too!" She giggled.
Like 6 hours ago
Polo Fastter
"...You don't cook water."
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would blink.* Polo, this water contains heavy traces of natural gases and other hydrocarbons. Meaning its completely unhealthy to drink. Since it burst into flames almost instantly, means that has heavy metals in it too. Like lead or possibly potassium or magnesium. Which again, makes it c... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
If you want, I can help rebuild it. As well place more water filters in place.
Like Yesterday, 7:55 pm
Polo Fastter
"Yeah. Might need to wait a few days to get the paperwork to rebuild..."
Like Yesterday, 8:00 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
To file for all the permits and whatnot?
Like Yesterday, 8:06 pm
Polo Fastter
"Yeah, will be a month."
Like Yesterday, 8:08 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
I shall wait for you.
Like Yesterday, 8:10 pm
PB
Some creature wanted tea and so I needed to boil water but i only have paper cups. Plus I'm using my tool normally meant for when I fire metals as I can't be close to hot stuff due to my composition.
Like 18 hours ago
Polo Fastter
"right..." He walked to the cubord before grabbing the kettle.
Like 17 hours ago
PB
Hey I'm serious. One touch to anything hot i practically end up like Discord's friend the Smooze. So it don't matter what i heat it in.
Like 13 hours ago
Polo Fastter
"Right, so no soups."
Like 12 hours ago
PB
Or anything hot. I mean I can have cakes, pies, and muffins but not super fresh ones.
Like 11 hours ago
Polo Fastter
"Yeah, that as well."
Like 9 minutes ago
Soliana Flare
I don't even know how this happened!?
Like 15 hours ago
Polo Fastter
"Please just go and take that cup with you. Rather not see the shop burning."
Like 12 hours ago
Soliana Flare
*she drinks the entire thing fire and all* Does this suffice?
Like 12 hours ago
Polo Fastter
"That will do?" He was now confused.
Like 12 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Wonderful.
Like 58 minutes ago
Blackstone Edge
*she would be standing across from you...menacingly.*
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1000-THR "Earthmover"
Hmm? Do I feel a speck of dust attempting to... intimidate me?
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Blackstone Edge
*she'd walk up to the giant then poke it with a hoof*
Like March 8, 2026
1000-THR "Earthmover"
*The "giant" doesn't even sense the insignificant poke of the mare*
Like March 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*the area she had poked would start to slowly rust*
Like March 8, 2026
1000-THR "Earthmover"
ouch.
Like March 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*the rust then turns to dust as it now starts to climb up.* My name is Blackstone Edge, Demonic Alicorn of Death. Your body will now slowly decay into nothing but dust from just my touch. I choose a slow demise for you so have fun ..
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
She's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!
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Blackstone Edge
I've heard that you're a hero. Is that true?
Like March 8, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yes indeed. Why do you ask?
Like March 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
The Demonic Alicorn of War is causing a mess in my realm... can you do something about it?
Like March 8, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Me and my crew have dealt with something similar, sure.
Like March 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Good....
Like March 8, 2026
Cosmo Reiner
Cosmo would have casually stepped over the wall flower, ignoring her. Probably didn't even see her to be honest. Giant stuff.
Like March 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*She'd teleport right in front of cosmos face, flying right in front of them* It's rude to ignore someone you know.
Like March 8, 2026
Cosmo Reiner
Cosmo was now actively ignoring this pest. She moved her towering body to the side, moving out of the way of them before standing hunched again. Cosmo grumbled.
Like March 8, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she'd appear right in front of cosmo again* hello again
Like March 8, 2026
Cosmo Reiner
Cosmo stopped and her frown would be on full display, "Are all you reapers so annoying, or is it just you?" Cosmo squinted at Edge, harshly!
Like March 9, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Hmm.. maybe.
Like March 9, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent was passing by, then he caught sight of Blackstone. " ........You........ You alright? Because I think dueling at high-noon went outta season a long time ago. But, if that's what you wanna do, I won't deny. "
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Silent V Dusk
( Yeah, sometimes it can be a real kick where the sun-don't-shine. But hey, you win some, you lose some, right? )
Like 3 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
(Yeah) *the magic would hit Blackstone * Hmm impressive... My turn~ *she rushed up to silent faster then he could react only to hit him in the head with a summoned toy hammer *
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there a moment, then summoned a dagger-like shape a jabbed it through her neck. However, before it could penetrate, it sort of faded at the skin then faded back in when it exited. On the blade was what appeared to an imitation of a torn throat and part of the spinal cord. “ Shall ... View More
Like 49 minutes ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd just touch him in response while also healing the damage done* now, this is game... I am the concept of Death incarnate.. I could have killed you immediately at any point however I choose not to do so to make this fair. So congratulations. Your the first to fight death and live.
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Silent V Dusk
“ I’m very thankful for the opportunity. Oh, and, you can forget the bet. That was only going for me if I lost. After all… “ Silent started mocking himself. “ What could come from a mere mortal that would concern death incarnate? “
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Aether
My cat just screamed the entire apartment down until he found me. Usually he leaves shortly after confirming where I am, but he stayed because he realized I didnt feel well. Gave a few careful nuzzles... View More
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Shifter Burnside
night guys
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Xada
shared a photo
Sunny Starscout was asked by Rare Factory to record a video as part of her job at Lamiňík. Sunny understandably hed some concerns. https://derpibooru.org/images/3781188
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Shifter Burnside
donny boooi where are you @???
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emez
yall ever just be chillin and then the most out of pocket shiz comes out of thin are like what the???
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Shifter Burnside
yes scenario where a coalition of p#### and p######## made full use of Roblox's age verification system to achieve their 'goals' came into my head, and the worst part is that it actually is viable
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[LAM]
shared a few photos
I got better :3
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Shifter Burnside
yes u did
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