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Snow Storm
Snow Storm is staring up at the food on your plate you just made. “Mmm..” a little bit of drool comes out of the corner of their mouth. #rp
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You can have it. *It was Brazil nuts.*
Like 13 hours ago
Snow Storm
Annihilated.
Like 13 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity glances over the side of the table and down at Snow. “What? What happened to you, why are you small? Were you always smaller than the table?” He squinted. “And buff?” He pursed his lips thoughtfully before releasing his plate to them. “Well you definitely need the protein more than me.”
Like 12 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Yeah. I just got a big tummy. Gimme.”
Like 2 hours ago
Fruity Loops
“Okay okay, here you go hungry horsey, just don’t eat the plate aga-“ “Oop, never mind.”
Like 2 hours ago
Snow Storm
They crunch the plate. “I like the sound it makes in my mouth.”
Like 2 hours ago
Autumn Night
“Mmm some Mac and Cheese,” Autumn confirms, waving the plate around in front of them, letting its Kraft goodness perfume the air. “You want some of this cheesiness?”
Like 2 hours ago Edited
Snow Storm
“Yuh. Put it in my mouth.”
Like 2 hours ago
Autumn Night
"Here comes the train," She hefts a big cheesy spoonful, slowly lifting the mouthful away from the plate to let strings of cheese stretch out and break for show! "Choo, choo!" The spoon starts chugging along towards Snow Storm's mouth!
Like 2 hours ago Edited
Ghostbit
“NO!,” Ghost exclaimed, Thumping his feet onto the ground in his angy
Like 12 hours ago
Snow Storm
“I WASNT ASKING!” They pounce.
Like 2 hours ago
Ghostbit
And Ghost Instantly pulled out a Spray bottle!, Using it to splash water onto Snow!
Like 2 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"You like grilled cheese, huh? I can share half of it." Meino said as he cut the sandwich in half, "I am fair and kind...mostly."
Like 6 hours ago
Snow Storm
“More.”
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stared dead at Snow Storm for a few moments. " ......... I have SO many questions. First of all, what the hell are you doing out here? We're thirty miles away from Equestria! Secondly, these are PONY. REMAINS. Why are you eyeing the pile of gore like it's gold?! Besides, this is my kill.... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Ummm, because I got lost in the wilderness and I haven’t eaten in days. Gimme.”
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent levitated a pony leg over to him. " Fine... Just hope you don't mind eating it raw. But the fat does taste pretty good. "
Like 2 hours ago
Vanil
Vanil's brown eyes slowly moved between the beggar, and her freshly-made savory pancakes. She contemplates. She has spent quite some time making the stack of blini before the two, though she may have overdone herself. In her desperation to use up all the ingredients, she may have made too cooked one... View More
Like 5 hours ago
Snow Storm
OwO
Like 2 hours ago
Vanil
Hnnggbeachbod. After careful consideration, half her blini would be surrendered to Snow, which included all necessary toppings such as sour cream and cottage cheese.
Like 40 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus had a bandage on his forehead. Walking over to you, he raised a hoof.* Have you ever been punched in the face in your face? I know, sounds silly, yet it happened to me. I have a face, in my ... View More
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Ghostbit
"One word...Mimi."
Like 1 hour ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Mimi? What does that mean?
Like 1 hour ago
Ghostbit
"You know!, Mimi!"
Like 58 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
You mean that tall pony with the strange odor who I'm not sure what their deal? What about them?
Like 55 minutes ago
Ghostbit
"Eeeeh, He's not a Pony... well Most of the time, It's weird, Also He's Kinda like that always."
Like 44 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Query. //For those that live in the US and have their states going though a midterms voting session. Not to be pollical. Yet, are you going to the early voting sessions? Or do you plan to vote? //... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Already voted)
Like 55 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
//Good. Same here. My voting location had cookies. Those old ladies at the polls are so nice.
Like 52 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Were dey choco chip?)
Like 51 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*On your trip back home, you would see Nitroxus fight 16 ninjas in a fight sequence that was a funny hybrid of a classic Jackie Chan kung fu, a Jet Li final confrontation battle, and for some reason t... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What the fu- this is just sad. *I would proceed to transfer into my Follie, use her Explosive Barrel shadowgraph to spawn a blast barrel and shoot it, making it explode, sending all the ninjas flying.*
Like 1 hour ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus was left in a strange pose, due to all the shots fired.* Um, aiming a bit to close to my body there cowboy...Thank you.
Like 59 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(It was just one shot from the hand launcher the Epitapth, so it only should've been aimed for the barrel lol) You're welcome.
Like 57 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Also, why did you shoot that? Wouldn't it been easier to just use a stasis system of sorts, or knockout gas? Don't worry about me falling for it. I already went though the long progress of building immunity to most common types.
Like 53 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
If I spawned a cold barrel or a gas barrel, it wouldn't hit quite as hard. Also also, it's one of the only ways to detonate it, the other one being using her Forced Perspective ability.
Like 52 minutes ago
Spinneret
"I'm Spinneret, I've been in the shower, did I miss anythin?" #rp
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Vanil
Yeah. Soap.
Like May 3, 2026
Spinneret
Spins fell to the ground.
Like May 4, 2026
Ghostbit
Ghost would've Glomped Buggo Friend. He haven't seen them... Well He doesn't know, He doesn't have a Calendar.
Like May 3, 2026
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Ghostbit
He's The Warmest Ghostling, For He is The ONLY Ghostling around. But netherless, He is da Warmest.
Like May 5, 2026
Spinneret
Da Warmest. "You so warm...I wanna skin you and use you as a blanket..."
Like May 5, 2026
Ghostbit
Ghost smiled at this, Before quickly realizing what they said. "Wait wut."
Like May 5, 2026
Spinneret
"Hehe'> She booped Ghosty's snoot.
Like Yesterday, 9:17 pm
Ghostbit
Ghosties Snoot had been booped, Causing him to go Cross-eyed, He was Surprised They didn't Notice his new Hair-er... Fluff ?, Yeah Fluff of fur on top of his head, Oh and Cheek fluff.
Like 1 hour ago
Meino Mysticforger
"What's up, Podunk, Equestria? We still ballin' to the vibe?"
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Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea freaking dunks on this nerd in her multi-material Air Force 1 low ‘07 LV8 Nikes.
Like 6 hours ago Edited
Meino Mysticforger
"Dang, that is the spirit!" Meino says from the ground after he tripped from those spectacular shoes.
Like 6 hours ago
Spinneret
"Pippi's missin and there's zombies everywhere, only a kid with psychic powers and asthma can save us."
Like 1 hour ago
Fruity Loops
“…nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh…” “Owh, fuh..nyh-nyh-nyh-nyh..” [Art by Snow Storm!]
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Vanil
Must love being tased, this one.
Like May 6, 2026
Fruity Loops
Sometimes yes, but he’s partial to being pepper balled
Like May 6, 2026
Rough Winds
did he shoplift or why the ankle monitor?
Like Yesterday, 7:06 pm
Fruity Loops
Violent insurgency :3c
Like Yesterday, 7:21 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Don't pull that trigger! I swear to Celestia if you d- "
Like Yesterday, 7:36 pm
Fruity Loops
Crazy that he only got house arrest for that :v
Like Yesterday, 7:40 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent, just sitting in the corner with a magical iron muzzle over his mouth. " Don, ya der! " ( Trying to make it sound like Silent's voice is being muffled by the muzzle. )
Like 11 hours ago
Little Leaf
probably definitely deserves it
Like Yesterday, 7:54 pm
Fruity Loops
and you deserve your feathers plucked :v
Like Yesterday, 8:29 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Fruity, come on bro. It been like 5 hours already. I can buy the to-go food if you stop that.
Like Yesterday, 8:04 pm
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Does that explain you tried to eat their hall of cheese?
Like 4 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Yes, exactly Nitroxus, exactly! For a wonderous hall of cheese it wasn’t very structurally sound..
Like 4 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Because nopony would expect you to walk in and eat the entire space. That's why there was a glass wall before the room.
Like 3 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Sure was easy to break for being the first line of defense..
Like 3 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Fruit, there was a whole laser grid, barriers, and even several alarms. Its the main reason the police came.
Like 2 hours ago
Prof. Norman Reiner
"Serves you right criminal. Should have let well enough alone."
Like Yesterday, 8:23 pm
Fruity Loops
“My apologies Professor, I’ve failed you.” “…nyh-nyh-nyh..”
Like Yesterday, 8:31 pm
Prof. Norman Reiner
Norman would sigh and shake his head, "Unicorns! Always making a ruckus."
Like Yesterday, 8:37 pm
Fruity Loops
“Woooooaaahh, that’s racist as hell!” Fruity chimed, absolutely tickled by the idea of unicorn stereotypes. He certainly didn’t seem offended.
Like Yesterday, 8:49 pm
Snow Storm
The ankle monitor was supposed to be deactivated months ago. We just never came to collect it.
Like 22 hours ago Edited
Little Leaf
The mafia thanks you for your service
Like 22 hours ago
Fruity Loops
So that’s why you guys stopped yelling at me through the little box when I would go get the mail? I thought maybe you had grown tired of calling me ‘foolish little grape boy’ each time </3
Like 14 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
We oughta just put him in a hole and cover the top.
Like 10 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Well surely they’d be using you as the cover
Like 10 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
You know I want nothing to do with your hole.
Like 10 hours ago
Fruity Loops
But what if it wasn’t my hole but our hole, as a community
Like 10 hours ago Edited
Loona
Loona would watch him for about 5 minutes until she pulls out her phone to take a photo of him. "Now I've seen everything."
Like 10 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity was acutely aware of all five minutes of her presence. Naturally his first concern was having his picture taken unsolicited, and second; what exactly she was doing there. There was of course, a third concern that brought him pause. “What uhhh, what are you?”
Like 10 hours ago
Loona
Just as she took the photo, she uploads straight into her social media account with the tag #fuckingcriminalponiesnow and #blitzøstopstalkingme. With a flick of her ear she puts her phone back into her poket, her red eyes lift up to meet his with a little annoyance in her expression while she cross... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity could physically feel his mentions blowing up, even though he was just a horse. A purple horse, but still a horse. “Horse face?” He whispered to himself with slight confusion, glancing to the floor mirror in the room. She wasn’t wrong, but most creatures around town were horses. Her remark ... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity has been granted the legal authority to ground you! “You’re grounded.” Holy smokes that was fast!
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Pulls out Uno Reverse card* Not so fast. YOU are grounded!
Like 13 hours ago
Fruity Loops
“NOOOOOOOO.” Fruity is returned to the prison realm.
Like 13 hours ago
Snow Storm
Snow Storm falls out of the sky and splats on the ground.
Like 13 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity gasps and rushes over with an AED kit, hastily attaching it to the fallen avian horse. ‘Shock not advised.’ Of course, being a horse, Fruity spoke Ponish or something and not whatever language this machine was originally crafted in. He proceeds to deliver a clean 200 joules to their syste... View More
Like 13 hours ago
Snow Storm
Of course, following pony lore and physiology, 200 joules feels like nothing. They lay.. Passed out?
Like 13 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Fruity glanced around uselessly for a moment before being struck with a pretty solid idea! He quickly attaches an ankle monitor to all four hooves before tucking an FAA hotline business card behind their ear. Surely this isn’t a crime, surely.
Like 12 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Ha! Jokes on you! I live under the ground! This is just another reason to have a vacation at home.
Like 5 hours ago
Fruity Loops
Heh, is your home dirty? Get it? Dirt? :3
Like 5 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I do have some farms down there...so maybe?
Like 4 hours ago
Vanil
She remains unaffected by Fruity's fruity attempt in containing her. In fact, she pats the shoulder of those he had grounded, which apparently frees them from the effects of his punishment.
Like 3 hours ago
Fruity Loops
“Woah, woah woah!” Fruity came bounding over waving his hooves erratically. “What are you doing? This is for their own go- wait who even are you?”
Like 3 hours ago
Parley
shared a photo
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Vanil
He should consider being noodle-lengthed in noodle form
Like 3 hours ago
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