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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB Chapter 4: Rumble in the Throughway) (Cant tag Obsilion since he can't log in, but he's still going to reply as he can) *We would go out into... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*Jewel would stretch.* Im going to go get a coffee. It's probably going to be a long ride to wherever Stishoe is next. *She hops off her chair and flies off toward the kitchen.*
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Spinneret
Woofy exited her tree, Comet walking out after her. "So we just...wait, then?" She pulled out a deck of cards. "Anyone for poker?" Spins pulled out a training sword and started swinging, practicing for a fight. "We have the worst poker face, do you really wanna play that with the creatures here... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Unfortunately, I still gotta steer the ship. So I cannot play.
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Aurora Sparkle
Aurora frowned as she watched Lesa before shaking her head and letting out a long breath. "It's all just too much. Just what could be next..."
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Spinneret
"Could be anything," Woofy said, dealing the cards. Comet distributed the chips. "What's next is we find this guy and win." Spins sheathed her sword.
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Queen Lesa
"I'm definitely booking in a long relaxing massage once this journey ends..."
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Rough Winds
amazing how you can miss your dog more than relatives, it was either a an amazing pet or you just had a terrible family.
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Spinneret
Something is wrong. Something is off. Someone is alive who shouldn't be. A changeling with purple eyes stumbles into Ponyville, severely injured. She collapses to the ground and passes out. #rp
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PubbyBrained6
Peach was trotting by she gasped and looked around, she trotted in place, not knowing what to do..before calling out for assistance "uhhh Nurse? Medic??" she called out, leaning near the changeling.
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Spinneret
The changeling remained unconscious, her breathing...nonexistent? She wasn't breathing?!
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Ghostbit
Luckily Ghost was Baaasically a Nurse, He'd pick the Changeling Up and Quickly Disappeared, Only to Reappear near his Best Friends Cottage, Thoooough He did struggle opening up the door, Eventually He had to use his teeth... ouch, Well He'd place the Changeling on the couch, He eventually Realized t... View More
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Ghostbit
"...Appears so, I was made after the invasion... so I don't know anything about them." Mimi Replied in his Usual Cold self.
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Spinneret
"She sucks." Rain scowled.
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Ghostbit
"...I Guess."
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Spinneret
Rain leaned up for nuzzles.
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Ghostbit
And Mimi, Obviously followed through for his figurine queen.
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Le gasps, runs over to check the body.-
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Brady Thunderfoot
Will originally I wanted an undead pet, but it turns out you were brought back instead......so, yeah.
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Spinneret
"Pet, huh? Well, I'm not kinky enough to indulge. You'll have to try something less intelligent."
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Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no no....will yes that too but not only that. But, -sighs- Your right. -She opens the door.- Off you go.
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Spinneret
Elly gives Brady a peck on her cheek and trots off.
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Blushes, and closes the door.- "Another golemn on the streets. Wonder how soon she'll find out she has eternal life."
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Reila Hope
Upon her trip to the hospital, Reila would come across the ghastly sight. She was already prepared for work, though she still hadn't expected this. She rushed over, looking to the brutally injured changeling, then attempted to assess her injuries there, checking for anything fatal.
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Star Hope
Star was surprised when she felt herself fall, but not hit the ground. She then looked to Spinneret, taking in what she said, then nodded, nervously shifting herself to now stand on four legs instead of two. "R-Right...there's going to be some getting used to that...wh-why were you here anyways? A-A... View More
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Spinneret
"I...was visitin loved ones. My wife and my...I don't even know what I'd call Araña, heh..." She rubs the back of her head. "There was an attack on the honey farm, and they both got hurt bad."
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Star Hope
"What?" She asked, looking surprised. "How bad was it? Is everyone okay? Nobody got really hurt, did they?" Star asked, trying to adjust to the feeling of standing on all four hooves.
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Spinneret
"They're...stable." She decided not to mention Elytron. "Come on, let's...get you somewhere you can stay."
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Star Hope
She nodded slowly, still trying to adjust, but ready to follow her regardless. "A-Alright. I uh, I hope everything turns out better for them."
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I get her straight to the medical wing of the USF HQ. I would be by her side to make sure she's okay.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What was the prank?
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Spinneret
"I was gonna pretend to be dead, but then BOO! I'd perk up and jumpscare you!"
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...I legit thought you were dead! Not nice.
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Spinneret
"...I mean, I am dead, or I guess I was, but..."
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Pout face*
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Roger
„Shut up spinneret and get more beer“
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Spinneret
The changeling looked up. "Spinneret?!"
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Roger
"Yes, Spinneret.. you're not Spinneret? congrautlations, you're now Spinneret, now get beer"
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Spinneret
She squinted at Roger. "You're telling me Spins is reduced to just fetching beer?! Ugh...fine, I'll get your beer..."
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Roger
"No, but she emptied the last one without getting new one"
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Spinneret
"Really? That doesn't sound like her..." Elly goes off to the store to buy more beer.
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Soliana Flare
*she'd put the body in a pan then light a fire underneath * Yay free food!
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Spinneret
"...you know we taste better boiled, right?"
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Soliana Flare
*she immediately puts the fire out* You're alive? Sorry.
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Molly Hollythorn
she sips her coffee then promptly stands up and pokes the changeling in the side with her hoof "great, I was needing a new client"
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Spinneret
The changeling's eyes open wide. "Agh! Cold!!!"
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Molly Hollythorn
"nice you are alive," molly looks over the changeling, "you good, or are you like undead or something why are you not breathing, with no heart beat or any thing by all accounts you should have been dead four times over already." she reaches out her hoof to pick the changeling up. "name's Molly, Moll... View More
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Spinneret
She's picked up. "My body shouldn't even be intact. Elytron's the name!"
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Molly Hollythorn
"nice to meet you Elyton, so what's a changeling doing half dead outside of the town gates?"Molly hefts the changeling to her feet.
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Spinneret
"No 'half' about it, I'm just dead!" She beamed. "I'm looking for an old friend. Sprouting Bulb. Heard of her?"
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Daddy Cambia
Yeah I got unbanned, what of it?
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Daddy Cambia
Cambia stands awkwardly over the unconscious remains, accosting anyone trying to help while she pointedly defends her return from the dead.
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Yami Crosshide
*he walks by and stops* ooo....someone didnt finish their food....*he looks around* welll...i am not one who wastes fooood sooooo
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Spinneret
oh hey it's Spourt's birthday everyone say happy birthday spourt or she'll eat you
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Ramirez
Jsshsnshshnsnw Happy Birthday!!!!! Sprout.
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Vanil
Happy birthday Sprot! Make a Wish
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Pepper Snap
Happy birthdayyyy
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Autumn Bow
//This post is past, since I've not had the time to make anything recently. It's going to be short for now// Autumn sighed as she felt the cool air blowing over her, the soft squeak of her wheel chai... View More
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Snowy Do
Quiet... a little too quiet but these were the perfect conditions for musicians to hone their craft, but strangely enough they weren't out! However the sound of nature could be heard from the trees in the park, birds were chipping happily while some squirrels were hunting for nuts and some baby duck... View More
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Autumn Bow
It always filled Autumn with plenty of joy when she saw others treating the wildlife well. It didn't help she couldn't with her current situation, but that didn't upset her! She was happy to just enjoy the fresh air, and the moment of reprieve on the bench.
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Nar Yakushi
Well. Another meeting with the school, another meeting that probably went nowhere. After Cookie punched her bully in the stomach in self defense during recess this afternoon, both Nar, and the bully'... View More
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Parley
The lesson learned here is that Cookie didn't punch the kid hard enough.
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Monarch Masquerade
This , this is why I dislike the school systems of this era. It's frustrating that they would allow this awful action to happen and do nothing about it and worse yet take the bad one's side too. I am very sorry that your daughter had to deal a punishment that she clearly didn't deserve. I wish you ... View More
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Autumn Bow
Luckily for Cookie, she had a wonderfully skilled writer mare ready to teach her whatever she needed on those two days off! Having heard about the incident, she made sure to spend those two days with the young one. Plus, it gave her time to connect with the girl. Especially if she was to spend more ... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash holds up today's newspaper with a proud smile, "I wrote this article about you!" He says. The title, 'Stinky Stupid Head Smells BAD!', there's even a picture! #rp
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Silver Stone
Silver sues for defamation. He refuses to settle out of court. He has decided that he must financially ruin whoever this guy is in a drawn out legal battle.
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Flash Wilson
Flash loses his most prized possession, his air fryer, he will never financially recover!
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PinkBow
Pink began to cry and shake uncontrollably! “NO! NO!” She grabbed the newspaper desperately and crumbled it up.
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Flash Wilson
"I'm sorry Pink," Flash says, tears glistening in his eyes as his throat bobs. "I.. I've faked our friendship of the last seven years for this story.. I was a paparazzi plant!! WHYY!" He wails up into the sky, crying as well.
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PinkBow
Pink collapsed to the floor, having a tantrum! “Oh no! No! This is the WORST thing to happen to a celebrity because of paparazzi!”
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Flash Wilson
Flash hides his face with a hoof and wails, "No... the second worst thing!!" He throws down another paper with a sob, this one titled 'Pinkbow Caught Wearing Last Year's Fashion!' - Flash W. "I have betrayed you, my friend!"
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Daddy Cambia
Cambia snatches the paper, flicking through the article while gazing with measured care over half-moon spectacles, scanning through, before pouting thoughtfully, nodding, and handing the paper back. "Two typos, otherwise you're dead on the money." She gives a satisfied 'Hum' and then turns, falling... View More
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Flash Wilson
"I pride myself with covering every detail, down to the last penny! Now actually spelling all that out in a legible format, well that's-" He stops, looking around. "Cambia?.. Hello? Where did you-" He steps off to look around, and falls straight down the same manhole. Two bodies litter the sewers th... View More
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Daddy Cambia
They wouldn't be found for 2 weeks due to a maintenance strike.
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Flash Wilson
In local news, a family of rats strike big on food in sewers!! They are elevated to kings among rats, all other rats serve them. The rat monarchy has begun!
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Aux "Batty" Cord
"Huh?" aux then bursts with a cloud of spores both sparkly and pink. the cloud is also sweet smelling like sugar and candy, but also extremely poisonous.
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Flash Wilson
"Nice vape! Smells.. sweet?" Flash inhales, then dies!
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Aux "Batty" Cord
aux scoops up the body, shoves Thier claws through the back of the head and puppeteers the corpse, putting on a verry bad accent, " ya' know what happened to the reporter who sold gold newspapers?, He was fired for yellow journalism!" they laugh to themself and toss the body over their back.
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Spinneret
"...well, at least you got my good side."
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Flash Wilson
"Unfortunately, your good side is also your stinky side," Flash says, delivering the news with a sadden heart.
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Spinneret
Spins clutched her heart and fell to the ground. "Nooooo"
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Flash Wilson
"There, there," Flash coos, bundling up her fallen form with more news paper articles. "You are stinky, but that's okay! It makes me more money!"
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just stared blankly at the paper for a moment, then he started chuckling. After a while, he spoke. " Oh... That's a good one. Two things, my friend. One, I don't even know you, and trust me, I'd remember meeting a petty b(BEEP). So why do a piece on me? And two, I'd recommend you pick a god..... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent's voice went back to normal. " Bold of you to assume I give a damn that it's from your grandma. I'll gladly break that other one if you keep this up. And, as for the whole ' foal's game ' thing. It's a figure of speech. Not an actual game, just a really dumb move on your part. "
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Flash Wilson
"Silent states, 'I hate grandmas and the treasures the leave to their family, I could care less'." Flash reads aloud as he scribbles into his sticky note. "Then, 'I'm super stinky... waaay too stinky! Stinky, stinky, stinky!' Hmm.. now, why would you say all of that?" Flash asked, holding out his pe... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Oh for.... Y'know what? I'll just save us all some trouble. " The same tendrils took the notes and camera, but didn't crush or destroy the camera. The notes, however, were torn and thrown out. Then, Silent's horn began to glow a bright white, getting ever brighter by the second, eventually getting... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash blinked his eyes in surprise, then looked at Silent in confused. "Uh.. yeah.. what's going on? Wait-" He leans in and sniffs Silent, then pulls pack with laugh! "WOAH! You are smelly! WAIT- This gives me an idea!" With only a receipt paper and a golfing pencil, Flash begins to write 'Stinky St... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" CELESTIA F(BEEP)ING DAMNIT!!!! Look, I know I smell like I just killed something.... because I did. But can you please just let this one slide?!?!?!? Honestly, you have better things to do! "
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Meino Mysticforger
"That's not me! That can't be me." Meino looked closer at the picture. "Mmm, yep. This looks AI generated...THE NERVE!"
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Flash Wilson
"SIR, HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF AI!" Flash shouts, then leans in with an angry hiss. "I can't afford a computer! Have you no shame, belittling me so! My next article of you will be twice- no, thrice!!! THRICE as smelly as before!"
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Meino Mysticforger
"If you ain't got a computer, then where did you get a picture of me? Better yet, how did you write all of this SLANDER and publish it?" Meino shook his head and snorted. "You know what, write all this nonsense all you want. I can get a lawyer and make a better story out of this."
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Flash Wilson
Flash whips out his camera and grins, "Like this!" He snaps a photo and begins writing another article! 'Meino Attacks Press; Can't Handle The Truth!?' "Now.. will your lawyer be willing to give statements on the record about how smelly bad you are?" He asks, batting his eyelashes!
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Meino Mysticforger
"The only statements my lawyer is going to make are on how much YOU are going to pay ME for defamation! We'll see who is the 'smelly bad' then!" Meino laughed and whipped out his phone. "Oh buddy, I bet you think I won't call him up. I bet you think you have won, but there is no winning here." Meino... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash paused, then suddenly leaned in and sniffed Meino closely. Scrunching his face after a mere second, Flash waved a hoof in front of his nose! "Phew! No statements needed! I think I got it all right here-" He clicks his pen and wiggles his eyebrows, "In the fine print!"
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus looked at flash and smiled, "Awe... Kiddo's first article! Keep at it young man. You must want an autograph!" Oddeus signed his name as 'Dr. Odd' on the page he was holding up. "I'm glad to support upstarts like yourself." Odd put his pen in his coat pocket and gave a thumbs up before walk... View More
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Flash Wilson
"Wha-," Flash stared, dumbstruck, then waved his paper up at the retreating Dr. "I'm a chief writer! I've written dozens of articles! HUNDREDS! I CALLED YOU STINKY!" Unbelievable, Flash had gotten beat by his own game! This was unbearable... time to write more stinky articles about the Dr.! "He.. ... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would hear all this and shake his head, "Mana addicts. Like get a job or something." He mumbled to himself.
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Flash Wilson
And thus began their superhero nemeses! Dr. Oddeus and the Flash! At least that's what he drew in a very mean comic strip the next sunday!
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PB
Well Blue Blood is worse than this...honestly if you trying to attack me in the most ethical manner this ain't it as it actually kinda falls short. Not to mention being stuck painting Blue Blood for every one of his commissions is enough to drive one insane. Also I literally just smell like peanuts.... View More
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Spirit Weaver
Spirit is in your home. She has already helped herself to your kitchen. Looks like she's making jambalaya. All things considered it smells very good.
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Belle Blossom
Belle stutters a little, still rubbing her eye, she sniffs the air, "I cant even be mad," she yawns, walking to the coffee machine, "just don't forget to save me a bowl."
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Mirror Mirror
Mirror places herself in a slightly inconvenient location on the floor to quietly observe. She doesn't have any bowls that are safe to put food in, but she's too happy to see Spirit again to bring that up yet.
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Maxh Vezpyre
Maxh proceeds to turn off the lights, invoke the midnight fireplace cozy moment, snacks and horrific shades darting around the home seeking for cheese. They're just raccoons, don't worry.
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Meino Mysticforger
O Captain! My Captain!
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Iridescent_Edge
The war is won... Something something... But on the porch lies my captain, cold and dead.
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Meino Mysticforger
Something like that. I honestly thought about that one episode of Family Guy when I wrote this. Where Brian was a substitute teacher, and they were referencing that one movie I have not seen yet. You may not have seen it, but it stuck with me since.
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Iridescent_Edge
I was thinking of the poem "O Captain! My Captain," by Walt Whitman. I once read it in English class.
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Belle Blossom
how I live and serve under your command,
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Belle Blossom
you lead your men to glory with a firm and steady hand
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