have you heard of the humungous fungus
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Chase
There be fungus amo- I have been advised not to finish that sentence for fear of summoning brainrot.
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23 minutes ago
I’m getting crunk in sf during pride lllmmaaoo
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don’t worry I’m safe + hydrated and staying in a nice hotel w friends n fam
Autumn opens up a lemonade stand, the perfect overly sugary and tart beverage to beat the sweltering heat. Prices start at fives bits a glass, twenty for a pitcher! "Hot fresh lemonade, made from tota... View More
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"Hey, what's the big idea bunny!? Did you really have to set up your stand, RIGHT in across from mine?" Autumn shouts from across the street, glaring.
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10 hours ago
"What did you call me!?" Autumn screeched, flaying around and causing her lemonade stand to shake. "I'll have you know I am totally nocturnal- it just so happens, NO ONE WANTS LEMONADE AT NIGHT!" She shouts back, throwing a lemon.
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9 hours ago
“THAT’S what I was SAYING!” Autumn shouts back, then ducks beneath her table to avoid the returning lemon sailing towards her. It seemed the Bunny wasn’t backing down, so this called for cut throat business practices!
A mop with googly eyes replaced Autumn behind the stand, looking a very poor imit... View More
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49 minutes ago
*Nitroxus would look at the sign and then to Autumn.*Hey Autumn, I have a question. Why are you making hot lemonade? Shouldn't you make cold lemonade? Like ice cold lemonade? Who would want to drink a hot drink, in this heat? That's like drinking hot kool aid.
“We actually have some hot kool aid as well, fresh off the kettle!” Autumn holds up a steaming hot pitcher of red punch as proof. “But consider this, you’re hot and sweating right now under this sun, wanting to get some reprieve from it. You drink cold glass of lemonade and suddenly, your insides a... View More
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Celestia had decided it was finally time to try dating again, for the first time in several decades. Seated in a quaint café in Canterlot, she cradled a teacup in the gentle glow of her magic, trying ... View More
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Why are there so many posters pinned around Canterlot today? And why are they all advertising one specific mystery mare? If it was a club it would be advertising a multitude of mares and and mares, so its either a guerilla marketing thing or its some bait and switch. If its the former, dis gon b gud... View More
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10 hours ago
Celestia blinks in surprise, before she lets out a melodic laugh. Chase is the only creature she’d ever let call her Sunbuns. “Oh, that was me! Wasn’t it obvious?” She puffs her fluffy chest out a bit, her chin tipping up regally. This seems like some very… serious business Chase has now become invo... View More
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8 hours ago
Given how Chase's entire personality is ADHD and letting the intrusive thoughts win, sitting still would be her greatest challenge to date. Cafes were a place the feathered menace rarely ventures for a reason. Regardless she'd give a shrug and say "Eh screw it got nothing else to do. So....why all t... View More
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6 hours ago
Autumn strode through the door with a glance around the room, then did a double take back to Celestia, her jaw dropping. Slowly, she approached the Princess and took the seat across from her, giving a skeptical look up to the tall alicorn. "So... you're the Princess who needs a small loan, with the ... View More
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10 hours ago
“Excuse me?” Tia huffs, blinking in surprise. She glances down at the flyer, the very sketchy looking flyer. What are the odds that somepony else would pick this exact cafe at this exact time as a meeting place for sketchy business?!
“I am not in the business of partaking in strange transactions!”
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8 hours ago
*I shrug and go to meet said tall pony.* Oh boy I wonder who it is.
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9 hours ago
Celestia still has that goofy smile on her face. “Well, hello there! Er… are you here regarding my, ah… poster?”
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8 hours ago
They were following her over the course of the week. Or maybe she'd only truly seen one, and it implanted a hallucination trigger in her head? No normal pony would place posters in such disparate locations! Well, perhaps a bit of hypocrisy, she'd absolutely advertised her repair services like this w... View More
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9 hours ago
Celestia’s fluffy swan-like wings bristle at the change in temperature. However, her excitement has peaked. Who has come to heed her call for companionship?
She is smiling widely, a bit too widely, as Icy approaches. She was quite a cute mare, Tia thought to herself.
“Oh, yes! Yes! Those were all ... View More
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8 hours ago
"It starts with an 'I'!" The cold mare is quite excited about Cel... Oh, right. Well, Celestia did offer, and so quickly Icy files her mentally as 'Celestia' instead of 'Princess', which does wonders for her nerves. She's quite excited about Celestia trying to guess her name- guessing games are like... View More
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56 minutes ago
Chrysalis had a smug grin as she walked inside. She slowly walked over to Celestia as her eyes narrowed "Fancy meeting you here" The queen said before she began to laugh softly at the alicorn "I bet you didn't expect to draw my attention"
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Celestia probably should have guessed that her posters would garner some… interesting creatures. She stands up, nearly knocking her chair over. “Chrysalis.” The alicorn says fiercely. “What makes you think that you are welcome here, in my presence?” Yeah, probably should have been a bit pre specific... View More
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7 hours ago
Chrysalis smirked as she sat at the table once Celestia had stood up "You invited me didn't you? At least I didn't keep you waiting" The changeling snickered as she glanced up at Celestia "Your little note was pretty vague. What are you running around advertising for princess?"
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7 hours ago
i heard by a local there was free food here *he would walk in somehow missing any posters around*
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"Hey, are you staying cool? Like cool, cool? Do you have ice packs strapped to your back, a hat that holds two bottles of water, and some snazzy shades? That is the peak of coolness, I think!" #rp