“I’ll SHAVE ALL MY FUR OFF! It’s soo hot… eggs are cooking. By the window.”
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"Let's be brutally honest. I'm the best villain and it isn't close"
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"Pffft. Did any of you truly believe that would stop me?....... Never mind the fact I was gone for a long while"
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May 14, 2026
"Well, now that you are back, what is your first move? I am sure it is secret, but I bet it is a good plan."
"Didn't realize villains did self affermations though the vibe is there 10/10 would haunt again"
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May 14, 2026
"At least you can appreciate the craft. Many can't appreciate good villainy anymore"
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May 14, 2026
"Best and successful are thankfully two different words. Meaning 'best' is simply ones favorite flavors of uselessness compounded with failure!
So... What flavor of useless are you, Ms. Chrysalis?"
"Throw your little insults mutt. It's the only way you can hope to hurt me after all" The tall changeling smirked "You're here to stroke your ego just as much as I am"
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Yesterday, 10:55 pm
"So my words ARE digging under your skin a little, huh? You know Chrissy if you had friends then you wouldn't need to stroke your fat ego." Oddeus raised a brow.
"I promise to be a little nicer but only if you say something nice to me in return." He gave a smug look mixed with a bit of eagerness ... View More
"I don't have skin" She said plainly "I do have friends so quit projecting. I have no need for your kindness. Like I said, you can spew as many insults as you like. I don't blame you. I'd be jealous too if I was as weak as you are" The queen sneered.
"...." Oddeus would give a questionable look.
"You have skin. It's just under the chitin layer, sorta like a lobster. Your exterior is just tough and even a little malleable to absorb attacks." Oddeus would rub his chin.
"I'm sure you're just the talk of the town. I'm sure you got a lot of invit... View More
"Only by technicality but I guess you're right. It's more like a bag to keep my organs in place since I don't have a skeleton for that" Chrysalis then smirked softly "Oh you'd be surprised mutt. There's creatures that actually want me around, that would miss me if I was gone. Can you say the same?"
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41 minutes ago
*He would tune to a smug look.* And how's that taking over equestria thing working out for you? Shall I play how your plans have went so far? *He would reach for a dial on his TV head.*
"Why haven't YOU taken over equestria then? If it's so easy. I did the best out of any villain. Both times my plan was foiled it was only just barely. Although I do regret lowering myself to the point of working with others, that turned out to be a mistake"
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Yesterday, 10:58 pm
Because I'm aiming higher. The Cartoon Universe.
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Yesterday, 4:44 am
"I wish you good luck then. I'll be there to slow calp when you fail"
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Yesterday, 9:32 am
True... Stickman and his friends have foiled my plans over and over... and Smg4 and his friends foiled my plans for the perfect TV show... but I will not fail!
"I've the feeling you were a gifted child-- So much potential, yet so little achieved." Zerathur's dull blue eyes glance up to Chrysalis before returning to the grimoire he was scribbling on. "I do prefer how you look, though, at least over the other so-called villains."
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May 15, 2026
"That's where you're wrong. I used to be a creature without the ability to even think. I'd say I've achieved incredible things and indeed I'm very good looking"
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May 15, 2026
Silent gave a slow clap, unimpressed. " Uh-huh... Sure, whatever you say, queen oogily-boogily shapeshifter. Wouldn't be able to tell you how many have said that to me and ended with a blade up their throat and their skin missing. If you want to go down that road, I won't stop you, but it doesn't ha... View More
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Yesterday, 11:49 pm
"I hope your blade is extra sharp. My chitin doesn't break very easy" The queen smirked "Your welcome to give it try just don't expect to survive"
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Yesterday, 9:26 am
" Three things. One, why would I need to keep a blade on me when I can summon all in one? " Silent's horn lit up, and beside him appeared a pitch-black rapier, then that same rapier bent and distorted into a saber, then an executioner's axe, and lastly, a scythe before melting into the nearest shado... View More
Chrysalis laughed heartily before she smiled and slowly reached out her hoof but she'd only give him a pat on the head "Aren't you adorable? I like that shape shifting weapon, very interesting" She smirked down at him "If you have a death wish there are better ways to deal with that. Like therapy"
Silent summoned his saber, but didn't use it to harm. More so, just to move her hoof away from his head. "With all due respect, Ma'am, I'm no household pet. And as for therapy, even with all the bits and favors in the world, I wouldn't be able to afford the therapy bills. So, are we going to try and... View More
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22 hours ago
"Then you are not paid enough for your work, poor thing" She looked at his weapon with a soft smirk on her face "As I said you're welcome to try. Cut me if you dare little soldier" She snickered as she calmly took a step towards him "If not then I'll carry on" She said as she began to grin "So singl... View More
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49 minutes ago
You may be a villain but you're clearly not a super villain...
"Tirek needs to steal magic to make himself a threat. What sort of villain is that?"
(I'm actually going to have them do a detour to Paris so Skystar and Skye can regain their rhythm thief forms. This'll be set after Stickman and the Paw Patrol.)
*We would be in the warp tunnel headi... View More
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*Soliana would feel a bit uneasy about all of this but would follow carefully *
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14 hours ago
*We would go down into a large chamber full of art, statues, and priceless trinkets.* Wow...
(Phantom R) Now. If we're going to get you all into peak Rhythm Thief material, you're going to need a place to train. This shall be that place. *He would press a button and a training course appears.*
I didnt have to go through all this before... *I look at Jewel, who shrugs.*
(Phantom R) What was ... View More
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1 hour ago
Do you believe your oc is smug? How much, and what would it take to peak their smug expression?
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" So, let me get this straight.... You have many distinguishing qualities, abilities, and talents. You could do pretty much anything your skill set has to offer. And yet... you're talking to me. A pon... View More
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" Hard to explain... let me see if I can find an image real quick... hold on. The only reason is that it's not exactly something you can explain, it's more so something you have to see... One moment. " Silent levitated a file out of his cloak and began searching through it.
( May take a bit, just a... View More
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13 hours ago
" Okay. I won't judge. I won't judge. But still, you should give it a try sometime. "
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20 hours ago
"Well, simply because in the very few moments I spoke with you, I got some great ideas for some novels, so I kinda want to bounce a few ideas off of you." He explained, though the tone he had, compared to their first meeting, was more curious rather than standoffish.
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15 hours ago
Silent sighed and shrugged. " Well... Guess it won't be a massive waste of time. Hit me with your ideas, I'm ready for em. "
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15 hours ago
He gave a nod, then reached into his saddlebag before pulling out a list. He squinted his eye to look at it, trying to read it, but with clearly some difficulty. "So...I was thinking about some kind of city place with...uh...sorry, this one's a bit hard to read." He said, nearly putting his face to ... View More
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14 hours ago
" Well, that depends on the type of cult. Is it one that's more chill but still somewhat twisted, or is it similar to the Overseers that is mainly active south of Equestria's borders? Because there is a difference. If it's like the first one, then I can see that plot line working. If it's like the O... View More
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14 hours ago
"Well, I want to say it's more subtle than that. To the public, they're...chill? Is that how you use that phrase? Anyways, for their meetings though, they discuss overthrowing the entire world. The problem being what they worship turns out not to be what they though it was." He explained.
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