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Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
Like March 18, 2026
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5/13
Suxortin Snipslous
Actually, yes. I would like to see that.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I put the amp back on my wrist and aim outwards. Blue fire would come out of my hand.*
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Huh, not something I expected.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Each amp I forge changes how I can output my attacks whenever I use my void powers.
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, that make some sense.
Like March 21, 2026
PB
And yet they don't even know the most complicated stuff nor have to deal with my mother. Oh and they're more flammable than I am i just simply melt around heat while they're more likely to burn.
Like March 18, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
Oh. Well that is a way to truly hide. How can you keep track of something, if you can't hold a histroy to the issue.
Like Yesterday, 6:47 pm
PB
Cause only the set creatures meant to regulate them ensure they don't mess with the entire timelines keep track of it. This includes myself.
Like Yesterday, 6:59 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
At least it means that you're protecting my very wellbeing.
Like 22 hours ago
PB
Yep plus I'm not alone in doing so either.
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
You're not?
Like 19 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
*lights it on fire*
Like March 19, 2026
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5/10
Shifter Burnside
*more fire at the felt horse*
Like March 23, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
At least its not on me.
Like March 23, 2026
Shifter Burnside
yea
Like March 24, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
So, see you later?
Like March 24, 2026
Shifter Burnside
sure
Like March 25, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
Like March 19, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
Like March 20, 2026
The Mimikin
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
Like March 20, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
Like March 21, 2026
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
Like March 22, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Its not sympathy. It's empathy.
Like March 22, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like March 19, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like March 19, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like March 19, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
Like March 20, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh," aux pauses the talon perched on their chin, "probably not, kill you i mean." they chuckle and slam the puppet onto the floor, pinning it with thier claws. Aux looks up at Nitroxas, "how deep does the livvng, go with this one des the stuffing come alive and try and crawl in you... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*The green stallion would shrug.* Well its a puppet. The power comes for its tongue. Its odd like that.
Like March 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
Like March 19, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
Yes! I got it! *He would arm pump into the air.*
Like March 26, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd giggle *
Like March 27, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
So, how are you feeling, after that near attempt on your life?
Like March 28, 2026
Soliana Flare
That creature wouldn't even be able to get near me silly.
Like March 28, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
True, it did attempt a try though.
Like March 29, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Silent V Dusk
" Now we're talkin'. That'd leave no damn trace of the things. Just in case the tongues have their own brain, or something. "
Like April 1, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh, that's something that really works. Since nothing can escape a black hole.
Like Yesterday, 6:49 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Then by all means, get rid of them sons o' b(BEEP)s. Just do it at a remote location. I'd prefer no one get spegetified. "
Like 10 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Its a self contained one...?
Like 19 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
" Oh, you plan just to eradicate our land then? "
Like 14 seconds ago
Soliana Flare
*she would be sitting down with an unamused look as you use her as a living campfire*
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Lancer Thunderstride
"It's cold... And I can't use my electricity, sorry."
Like April 1, 2026
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Soliana Flare
I can do that myself just fine. If I had my real temperature right now we wouldn't be speaking with one another at this moment, so I learned to control my heat.
Like 17 hours ago
Lancer Thunderstride
"Yes we would. Your heat is nothing compared to lightning. But still, if there's nothing I can do, my gratitude will have to be enough. Thank you."
Like 8 hours ago
Soliana Flare
You're welcome... [i looked it up lightning can be 50k°F which is nuts.]
Like 4 hours ago
Lancer Thunderstride
[lightning is legit nuts, that's hotter than the surface of the sun] "Sorry for any inconveniences. Name's Lancer Thunderstride. This blizzard really took a toil on my equipment, so, again, you really saved me."
Like 4 hours ago
Soliana Flare
I'm Soliana and your quite welcome. [You should look up the temperature of the Sun's corona...]
Like 1 hour ago
Silent V Dusk
“ Look, if it were up to me, you wouldn’t have to do this. But we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere during winter. Besides, I’ll make it up to you later. “
Like April 1, 2026
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Silent V Dusk
" Well... I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything besides coal that doesn't melt or burn by just being in your presence? "
Like 10 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Oh um I eat coal and um lava and um fire and um... I dunno *she giggles *
Like 10 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Tell you what. If I find some sort of relic or artifact that can help you and your situation, I'll mail it right to you. Wouldn't be any trouble on my part. "
Like 9 hours ago
Soliana Flare
Oh um thank you
Like 4 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Least I could do. "
Like 2 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus would walk up to Silent.* You Bro, how you go?
Like March 11, 2026
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Silent V Dusk
" Fair enough. As Twilight learned, you can't explain pinky sense. So good luck trying to predict it. All you can really do is take it seriously when it happens. But I will admit, kinda odd that she has a mental image of you whenever you step hoof in Ponyville. "
Like April 1, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm staying away, for a good reason.
Like Yesterday, 6:49 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Clearly. Just try not to over react when she comes charging at you... " The sounds of party horns and confetti cannons could be heard, by the sound of it maybe two or three blocks away from their current position." By the way, most secure place in the city is the Grandview hotel. Fourth floor, ro... View More
Like 10 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I can meet you there. I'll be there in 2 hours. For once, I thought I was being followed too. I will knock in morse code. Chose a code word. *Nitroxus would pay for his drink.*
Like 17 minutes ago
Silent V Dusk
" How does Help sound? "
Like 2 minutes ago
Snow Storm
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
Like March 18, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
Like March 18, 2026
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would be driving her polka dotted steam powered vehicle... Though your house. She smashed into another wall before stopping. Her trunk opens with fireworks blasting all around your house. "A... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
"..." Flem was frozen in fear... Not cause of Gloom, But of what Her mom was gonna do to the stranger!?
Like 21 hours ago
Gloom The Clown
Gloom would lean out the window to flick them off before two playing from the sides open. Two small thrusters would come out the sides as they would spew blue flames. The car would quickly burst out of the wall as she would start flying a gently climb upwards. Well, until she fell back down and cr... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
Flem was slowly starting to lose their mind, Trying to figure out how She can explain to her mother than a Crazed clown creature burst through their home, Well Crazier stuff had happen actually, Most notable being when Her Foalsitter had to help her friends remember what their talents were.
Like 8 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would yawn* You did all of this, to only wreak your car? How bad of a drunk driver are you?
Like 7 minutes ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Yes
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No *Steals you instead*
Like 9 hours ago
Ginger Haze
double yes
Like 3 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
No!
Like 9 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*The Golden Scourge would laugh, as he would leave your place of work. Upon walking up to you.* I just placed a mimic in that building, good luck in finding! *He would laugh evilly, as he dispersed in... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
"Spoiler Alert!" #rp
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emez
NO!
Like March 31, 2026
Andromeda Flemish
"YEESSS"
Like March 31, 2026
emez
of what???
Like March 31, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
If you dare! I will eat your entire fridge.
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5/8
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm Warning you.
Like 22 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
"I'M ABOUT TO DO IT."
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Don't you do it!
Like 22 hours ago
Andromeda Flemish
"I'M ABOUT TO DO IT NOW!!!"
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm going to eat the fridge!
Like 15 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk to the center of town and yell out spoilers for your favorite movies.* In the new Mario movie, Mario loses his mustache to a Baby Yoshi. In the Sonic 4 movie, they kill off Shado... View More
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Ghostbit
Ghost...Had no idea what they were talking about, He never even seen a Film before.
Like Yesterday, 6:52 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Woah, you don't have a low quality life, do you?
Like 22 hours ago
Ghostbit
"...Wat ?" Ghost was very confused about what they meant.
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
I'm calling you poor. Poorer that most. You must be lacking some braincells to not understand that.
Like 16 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
//Small reminder. Suxortin's voice is TFS Vegeta's voice from Lanipator.
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Ghostbit
Mustache
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Moostache.
Like 16 minutes ago
Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
Like March 24, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
Like March 25, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
Like March 25, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Blackstone Edge
*The Sloth Ring would appear to be entirely spotless. Some souls would float by others would lie on the ground just staring up at nothing and some would be sleeping. It's a very peaceful area. (Ironic considering it's part of Tartarus xD)*
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Silent V Dusk
/// VERY ironic. /// Silent just scoffed at sight of the lazy souls. Silent was willing to bet that 90% of the ones on the ground had forgotten how to move entirely, only able to lay there and stare at literally nothing. " Pitiful... Not suprised they died, wouldn't be shocked if they couldn't do ... View More
Like 10 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*[let's just say that it's constantly kept clean by souls that are forced to do work as part of their punishment for the Sin Of Sloth...]* *Blackstone would appear in the Inn a moment later, it's hard to tell but if you look close she appears miffed. *
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Silent V Dusk
Silent still had his hood on, still keeping his eyes concealed in shadow. However, his mouth gave away his current emotion. And based on the shape and atmosphere, he seemed rather confused. " Uh.... Blackstone? You alright? Just that you look like some random soul just told you to tell the queen to... View More
Like 9 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Lost left without warning me... of course I'm annoyed.
Like 30 minutes ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Suxortin Snipslous
Just had to make sure. Since, I didn't want to disrespect you by accident. Queen Penumbra, may I know why your invited me to your realm?
Like March 31, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: I need someone to take care of my pet... Are you able to do it ?
Like March 31, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
You have a pet. What kind of being is it, as I may be able to do so.
Like Yesterday, 6:44 pm
Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: Oh Cerberus~ *a huge three headed hound would run into the throne room. It's tail wagging in excitement * [Blackstone]: that pet...
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Nitroxus fought off the urge to run to the dog and hug. However, it was noticeable that his frame did move forward by 3 inches.* So cool.
Like 19 minutes ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
Like March 22, 2026
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Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
Like March 26, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Dark.
Like March 29, 2026
Blackstone Edge
Indeed...
Like March 30, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
....
Like March 30, 2026
Blackstone Edge
[Fortuna]: well do ya wanna give it a whirl? Do ya?
Like March 31, 2026
Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Blackstone Edge
[She's the same size as princess twilight pre season 9] [Duskmoon Spite]: Indeed I am.
Like 17 hours ago
Brave Charger
´´I was brought here, because it seems your trouble them alot, but I try to avoid a Fight and want talk fist.´´
Like 17 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
[Duskmoon]: Ugh did Lost tell you to do that? That lazy... Nevermind that. As for you I can cause as much trouble as I want!
Like 12 hours ago
Brave Charger
´´Seems you dislike her alot, but I want to hear from everyone a story. So tell me you reason, what is causing, that you need to trouble them?´´
Like 7 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
[Duskmoon]: I don't need a reason. I'm THE Alicorn of Pride! *Blackstone would rush up to Duskmoon then hit her on the back of the head, knocking her out* (Blackstone):apologies,she was getting annoying...
Like 4 hours ago
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