Man, Canterlot is such a beautiful and peaceful place with amazing ponies...
...I think we should send 30 cruise missiles
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"30 plus one because You're the bomb." Starts breakdancing.
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Ramirez
"Shouldn't you randomly explode by now?"
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Ramirez explodes into 31 Oddeus 's, who also explodes.
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"C'mon! C'mon! Who's up for a challenge~" Rys smirks as she leaned against a wall. "I'm up for a sparring session~ will you be brave enough to accept?" If there was one thing Rys loved to do? That was... View More
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A tall Kirin approached, resting her hand lightly on the pommel of her sword attached at her hip.
“Shouldn’t you be on guard duty, pup?”
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horsen't! hello I made a creature c: they're a flying boar who makes decorative trinkets working with brass and glass. to sell. they have a shop!! I haven't decided what to name them yet, but some boa... View More
"I'm Spinneret, I've been in the shower, did I miss anythin?" #rp
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Star gave a small bow of her head before going back to trying to levitate the clothes once more. On the way towards Yearling's house, the signs of destruction from the storm was evident on the way there, though one spot in particular seemed to be quite damaged compared to the rest of Ponyville still... View More
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Nerds! I NEED YOUR WISDOM! HOW THE
*H E L L*
Do I go back to the mobile from the normal website on my phone. ... View More
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You can and that wouldn't be a problem if it didn't use my indent key to send rather than spacing. Which sucks because my rp's turn into one big paragraph lol. I also don't know how I did it so... Rip.
/My homie, My homie, yes that seemed to have been it. Thanks! It was off but turning it on and off worked.
Oddeus marched forward and fall to the ground, his blood ran pink as many leeches came out of his mouth. These large slug-like creatures are a dark pink with razor sharp teeth. #rp
These slug-like cr... View More
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Ghost grasped the sides of his head tightly, Trying his very best to keep his eyes open, This wasn’t the first time He lost control over his body…Well technically it is ?
Last time He simply lost control of himself, And became a mindless beast Due to a small amount of Umbra magic having latched ont... View More
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"Awww, poor baby has a headache..." Death would chuckle as her voice got louder, the music did too. The buildings were melting into sludge, random skeleton from all angles. Some hanging off buildings or trees and some impaled or simply lying there.
Fire and the stench of rot would fill the air. ... View More
//Still dunno what's up with the 98!+ thingy ?
Luckily Ghost is pretty good at that, Since ever coming to terms about himself, He ignored his Self Hatred, It's still there but the Thoughts are more Subdued. So He just gave a Smirk, a Toothy smirk to be more Accurate.
He'd Just Take his Sccarf and ... View More
Ghostbit focused on his heartbeat, the smell of fire and rot would slowly dissipate. In fact, the voice wasn't there anymore. It seemed his over confidence paid off and fended his brain from the Choke. Magically infused Poison Joke. This slugs diet is Normally Poison Joke but something made it vola... View More
Fortunately, for mind control to work, you need a mind. Cambia lost hers back in the war. But she can still feel, and a furrow crosses her brow at the prick by her hoof. "What'n'the- ..." A pause, a brief self examination, trotting short circles before ascertaining the source.
There's a voice in h... View More
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Longer petite fingers lined her face as cuts presumable ran across Cambia's face. The slow moving, yet weirdly gentle scratch would make a gentle marking, scratched but not cut. Cambia chewed into the worm, pink juice would squelch into her mouth like a gusher. It tasted like a topical juice or even... View More
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*the worms would immediately die upon touching Blackstone*
You really think that would work on me?
"Yes, I do." A voice vibrated into her head, a sultry deep voice that dragged like a hook. "You killed it... So what?" Her voice indicated she was smiling when he delivered this line.
"You naive babe. So what? " Bones starts falling from the sky from the dark, starless sky. "You just can't be use... View More
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*she'd leave not caring at all * (yeah I'm not interested in a Mary sue)
//Mary Sue yet you started my reply with instantly killing a random slug and said, "You really think that would work on me".
I cannot rp with you unless you get bit because Death isn't a real person, nor is anything she shows you. Spoiler alert. So I'm sorry my character is a 'Mary Sue' for not ab... View More
okay but unicorns would DEFINITELY use their magic to fish, right? horses are opportunistic omnivores. if they had telekinetic powers they'd 100% be using them for hunting n fishing, especially in tim... View More
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Unicorns definitely would, but pegasi could come and swoop up the fish straight from the stream. Birds catch the fish that jump, and having a fast set of wings helps the pegasi to steal the fish that unicorns float out of the water. Or, they would take the basket that holds said fish. Unicorns have ... View More
pegasi also do their whole draining a reservoir with a miniature hurricane thing, which could displace a bunch of fish if done to lakes/ponds - I bet they'd be mostly lake n stream fishers in warmer weather and preserve fish through drying, vs. unicorns going for rivers and ice fishing! we do know ... View More
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