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Gloom The Clown

"Now, now play nice or the only food you'll be eating..." She leaned in and whispers, "Things... You shouldn't be eating." Gloom squinted.

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I... have...acid...

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Gloom The Clown

"Oh, my dad tried that on me one time! Little did he know a clown has many tools in her arsenal. Made one cool ashtray..." Gloom chuckled and walked away into a dark alleyway, as if the conversation never happened.

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Food?

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Heart Piece

2 hours ago

// I hate when I'm redesigning a character and I get stuck on what to do for their outfit. =A=

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Puzzle Pieces

they could be outfitless

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Heart Piece

// They're a humanoid so unfortuneately no they can not. XD

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Puzzle Pieces

:ss_shocked:oh! that definitely changes things

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Heart Piece

// Yeah, that'd be a little problematic lmaooooo xD

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Heart Piece

// I figured out an outfit for them YEEHAW

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Autumn Night

3 hours ago

"I don't want to be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck! So I shake my butt!" Autumn shakes it!

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Vanil

"....ducks do shake their butt. I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here"

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Doom Bringer

1 hour ago

It's cold out. Awful cold out.

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Queen Lesa

1 hour ago

//I'll be bringing another new character of mine to this site once I the artwork is completed~

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Meino Mysticforger

3 hours ago

You're a fierce fighter! Don't forget that!

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Meino Mysticforger

Fight the system!

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Autumn Night

May 27, 2026 8:58 am

What’s on your mind?

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Spirit Weaver

women

Like 3 May 27, 2026

Mmmm me too

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Chase

girlies hehehehehehehehheheheheh

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Chelsea Hooves

gals.. girliepop.. even hoes perhaps..

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Where are my hoes at?

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Brave Charger

resting after Gym

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Swoool

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Ice Wisp

Them beans.

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Them baked beans?

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Daddy Cambia

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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Lasa

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Daddy Cambia

Real Gs move in silence like lasaga

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Nitroxus Soulspins

I am a thoughtful guy. I think about a lot of things. I am a thoughtful guy. I think a lot of thoughts; about a lot of things. I think about space and the vastness of it. I think about cake and how much I love it. I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil... View MoreI am a thoughtful guy. I think about a lot of things. I am a thoughtful guy. I think a lot of thoughts; about a lot of things. I think about space and the vastness of it. I think about cake and how much I love it. I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil I think tattoos are cool on other people. I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean. I think about the difference in ointment and lotion. I think about if I should wax my back. I think a handful of nuts is a healthy snack. I am a thoughtful guy. Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body. It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership. I think about how I could get on the local news If I strolled into a McDonald's and stripped down nude. I think about a hot dog while I'm eating it. But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients. I think about the first guy who ever shaved. And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved? I think about if a friend was choking on ice. "Just be patient" would be the best advice. I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep, And then my body jerks and I'm falling suddenly. I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something, Like when you're sleeping on a cliff or just top-bunking. Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle, And how if I start now and just whittle a little My whittling skills will hone before I get old. And I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home. I think of all the places that a penny has been. Like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in. It could've been in the pocket of the President's suit, But it's probably also been in some toddler's poop 'Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone vitamins Accruing no interest while traveling inside of 'em. Re-entering circulation might boost the economy, But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy. I think that our universe is really one of many With many parallel me's stretching to infinity Doing activities similarly to me Yet, at the same time, done slightly differently. And seemingly Right now, they could be Thinking this same thought as me. That's pretty deep. I am a thoughtful guy. Right now, I'm thinking about the people who invented words... Did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds? And if so, how do you explain duffle-bag? I think how do I know that you and me See the same colors the same way when you and me see? Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too? Could it be true we see different hues? And, say, we do, then how would we discover this fact? And even if we did, would there be any impact? I don't think this would affect us personally, But I think it would have ripple effects throughout the interior design industry. I think about if I was turned into an ant, I'd want my loved ones to know. So, I thought of a plan: I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground, Then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd around. But now I'm thinking that when they saw it, They'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawling on it. Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real me In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me. I am a thoughtful guy. I am a thoughtful guy. And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan, The aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race. I like that thought. Yeah, I think a lot of thoughts like that. Me too.

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Like 2 May 27, 2026

I can’t read :(

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Nitroxus Soulspins

//Its a song about being a thoughtful guy.

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*I would open my head and a ton of tiny Smg4s would be dancing around in there.* That's what's on my mind.

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Aetheris Dawnstrider

"The Sun. The beach. You and me, and the bourgeoisie."

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"Beachside guillotines~!

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Why.. are ... Oranges .. called.. Oranges ..but ..apples ... aren't ... called... Red?

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5 hours ago

Yes, Sirius and Orion are both gonna become a part of Stickman's Arsenal, to my fellow Tenno wondering. Both in the Fractured Memories timeline and in game.

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The power of the constellations will be wielded by the hero of the Cartoon Universe, now not just through the Scythe of Elune, but now Warframes.

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Valora shared a photo

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Stab

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