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Nar Yakushi
Too tired after work to write, but it's too hot when I'm not working to focus enough to write. Pain.
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Lock On
Narslop slowing down? Chat, is this what they call chopped, or washed, or cooked? Idk dude just stay alive and stay well out there.
Like 13 minutes ago
Nar Yakushi
Sometimes, you need a break from the slop.
Like 11 minutes ago
Inkwelt
Have you ever considered
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Meino Mysticforger
The following? Yes!
Like 5 hours ago
Chase
diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
Like 5 hours ago
Inkwelt
Literally go fluff yourself
Like 5 hours ago
Chase
Why else would I be here?
Like 5 hours ago
Inkwelt
Well get outta here I don't wanna see that
Like 2 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
Not once.
Like 49 minutes ago
Inkwelt
Like 48 minutes ago
Daddy Cambia
Like 46 minutes ago
Ephemeria Spring
too much thinking, I am going back a decade
Like 34 minutes ago
Lock On
Adopting an apolitical stance? Unfortunately, I find it quite difficult, especially with the topic presented.
Like 15 minutes ago
Xada
shared a photo
Rarity's eeveelution workshop. Full resolution: https://derpibooru.org/images/3833458
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Snow Storm
Free them!
Like June 9, 2026
Iridescent_Edge
They seem happy.
Like June 9, 2026
Lock On
More than happy. Espeon is even working with its paws isntead of telekinesis. Ignore the Flareon, its there for morale support but also to prevent its arsonist tendencies.
Like Yesterday, 9:28 pm
L
I always put my employees in cages
Like June 9, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Rarity and slave labour go together like peas in a pod.
Like 52 minutes ago
Inkwelt
Like 49 minutes ago
Daddy Cambia
I didn't want to bring Max into this, but I should've known someone would.
Like 44 minutes ago
Ice Wisp
Every inch of my body is covered in body
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Chase
Like 19 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Ice, you need to put a cold rag on your head again. You're having heated thoughts bro.
Like 17 hours ago
Inkwelt
What the fuck is an inch
Like 6 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
How could a collective be covered in the collective. At what point do you differentiate body from skin? At which point would a selection of body be too small or isolated to be considered body, and what is the upper limit of that? If two people were pressed together, would that be one unit of body, o... View More
Like 47 minutes ago
Pepper Snap
Gooseworx when gooseunemployed walks in
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Chase
Gooseworx VS Goosefired
Like June 8, 2026
Vanil
Geeseunion vs. Goosebezos
Like June 8, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
What?
Like 17 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
Neither is ready for Gooseapprenticeship.
Like 50 minutes ago
Serac Syracuse Froste
"HELLO. May I tell you of your sins, stranger?" #rp
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Jovian
ok
Like June 9, 2026
Spinneret
"I know all my sins already, but thank you for the offer."
Like Yesterday, 9:57 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
How would you even know that?
Like 17 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
"Like, all of 'em? ... I ain't got that long, ah got a meeting at 6."
Like 52 minutes ago
The Outsider
"I have a question, actually. When you think of a magic duel, which could be to the death or not, doesn't quite matter-- What is it that you envision?" #rp
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Lock On
"It would be an active battle of wit, should the participants be of equal caliber, I suppose. A showing off of what one has mastered over their opponent, especially of the same school of magic or, poking holes in one's school should it be different. Starting with basic spell, it's always a series of... View More
Like Yesterday, 8:56 pm
The Outsider
"Every other magic system I've recorded has one such spell known as Fireball, and whilst there are more powerful types of magic such as Power Words or replacing the opponent's DNA with Fruit By The Hoof, it tends to be favored. Something about explosions being satisfying to observe." "Which is pret... View More
Like 21 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I like to imagine 1 of 2 ways it could go down. The Traditional Dual Style, in which both sides will do 1 spell at a time, at each other. Each spell slowly building from their weakest spell is either attack or defense. They can stack buffs and debuffs during this time. Then they will then attack or ... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:39 pm
The Outsider
"From what you've described to me, the first type of duel sounds a lot like something you'd see in a classroom. Turns being taken in order for there to be given proper evaluation. Though! You could argue that the ebb and flow of energy and thought given form could lead to each side gaining more powe... View More
Like 21 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Outsider, did you read my mind? If not, great insight. Totes agree. If so you did read my mind, please don't do that. I already have enough in the noggin, and I don't want that to burden you. Also in the example of the second fight. You should note, that in context. They are using 2 different magi... View More
Like 17 hours ago
Inkwelt
Inky doesn't know the difference between a real duel and LARPing and is sure they are one and the same.
Like Yesterday, 8:58 am
The Outsider
"Inkwelt, you stink. Inky The Stinky. What the fuck are you doing in my house, get out of here."
Like 21 hours ago
Inkwelt
Inky just stares defiantly. She doesn't leave, nor does she arrive. She's just there or she isn't. Unless she's removed, and this will be one of those cases.
Like 6 hours ago
Jovian
We both take a heroic dose of our chosen psychedelic before docking. The last to cease throat singing or collapse from exhaustion is the more powerful wizard
Like Yesterday, 10:46 am Edited
Inkwelt
Lock IN chat
Like 23 hours ago
The Outsider
"Well yes, that is what we know to be a Sorcerer Duel, and as you've noted there's good reasons for us to not mingle with them. They're weird. Other folk duel in other ways, you see, most of which not involving psychedelics or.. Whatever else you mentioned."
Like 21 hours ago Edited
Inkwelt
Inky thinks these other folks have a skill issue.
Like 6 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
A battle to the death involving 2 Dante warframes, seeing which scholarly intellect comes out on top.
Like 20 hours ago
The Outsider
"You and your warframes, conscious and living beings twisted into a machine's existence. I pity them. However, I'd like to note that I like Dante's collection of spells even if they are quite limited: There is power in simplicity, just as there is weakness."
Like 20 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yet us Tenno use them to save the Origin System on a daily basis... especially from that void entity in the closet over there.
Like 20 hours ago
The Outsider
"Leave George be, I created him and he's an important member of this household. He keeps the house from expanding too much on its own."
Like 19 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
No no, not George. *Points to the big lad in the wall further in the closet* THAT Void entity. The one that gives me bad nighty snoozies.
Like 19 hours ago Edited
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Speaking of Warframes, love how I did my base Uriel here)
Like 19 hours ago
Dragonfly
Dragonfly thinks for a moment, the idea foreign but unfolding in her mind. She shudders lightly. "Destruction. Lots and lots of it. I've only been on the surface for about... A year? Maybe? Not long enough to replace what first comes into my head when I hear 'magic'." With a tiny twinge of fear in h... View More
Like 20 hours ago Edited
The Outsider
Zerathur nods, tapping his grimoire lightly with the tip of a pen. "I understand precisely what you mean, this realm is very thin. The weave is taught, a single pull from someone that doesn't know their own strength can rip the fabric and unmend reality; Not even a Demiurge would be able to fix it."... View More
Like 19 hours ago
Dragonfly
A nod of agreement, feathers rustling. "Thankfully, most of the unicorns up here on the surface seem..." A moments pause, Dragonfly trying to find words without insulting anypony, "More isolated than Geode unicorns? Metaphyiscally? All us Geode ponies have evolved to utilize the ambient magic in the... View More
Like 18 hours ago Edited
Biollante
Magic?
Like 20 hours ago
The Outsider
"Magic." Zerathur confirms, tapping on his grimoire gently. Illusionary butterflies phased into existence, briefly fluttering around the plant creature before fading back out of existence.
Like 19 hours ago
Biollante
It food?
Like 18 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
Two dudes staring at each other for thirty minutes speaking in tongues until one of 'em drops dead.
Like 53 minutes ago
Rough Winds
My honest opinion after working in the meat business for almost two years
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Nitroxus Soulspins
//I read this first. which Jeaney Collect's voice, then again in Morgan Freeman's voice, then I done it one more time, in Matt Berry's voice. Always funny and terrifying.
Like 17 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
Ham Monolith is what they used to call me on the corner block.
Like 54 minutes ago
L
No corpses in my foods thanks <3
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Pink Sugar
What not even just like 1..?
Like 10 hours ago
Fruity Loops
right like maybe a little bit..
Like 1 hour ago
Little Leaf
but Food Defect levels way above the accepted thresholds is when you can really taste the extra spice it provides :c
Like 10 hours ago
Tony Jumano
The cockroaches come with your meal. If you didn’t want them on it, you should have said so when you were ordering.
Like 9 hours ago
Inkwelt
Can I get EXTRA cockroaches?
Like 6 hours ago
Tony Jumano
That's a 3 dollar upcharge. We gotta catch the things ourselves.
Like 6 hours ago
Inkwelt
Okay actually hire me cause like, I've already contracted the cockroaches in my own house to offer me their corpses for a premium so I can get you guys hooked up
Like 6 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
What are you eating then? You take the corpse out and you've just got an empty plate.
Like 55 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I can just FEEEL this image.
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Chase
Main character: Shocked and angry Sidekick: Wondering if he should be concerned Fearful character: Doesn't want to be there Wimp: REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO BE THERE Enemy: Real respects real
Like 3 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
This actually happened with this year's O:FB, with Stickman being the main character, Jewel being the sidekick, Smg4 being BOTH the Fearful character and Wimp, and Mr. Puzzles being the enemy.
Like 3 hours ago
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