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Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would be smoking a lot of cigars and cigarettes. He would do this, not because he enjoyed it. He did it to make the entire area smell back. His body would natural repel the harsh toxins off ... View More
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Yami Crosshide
*the smoke was then all inhaled by the one being that it cant hurt....yami....he thinks its a cloud form of cottoncandy*
Like April 11, 2026
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Yami Crosshide
OH NICE YOUR ORGANIC LIKE THE REST OF THEM *he excitingly yelled*
Like Yesterday, 7:36 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
No. I'm not organic. I have transcended that.
Like Yesterday, 9:02 pm
Yami Crosshide
so you lied? or are you still flesh *he walked up slightly towering overhim and poking him*
Like 7 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would pull off his own head.* Does this look mortal to you? *He placed his head on his shoulder.* Not bound by flesh and blood.
Like 2 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
hmmm *he grabs the head and walks around somehow while holding it* hmm so you can do this too but...other creatures cant?
Like 16 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
shift would be smoking with him, and prodding the yellow horse with the hot cigarette butts.
Like April 13, 2026
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Suxortin Snipslous
Simple. I will grab you by the throat with my tail, slam you on the ground and then chuck you as hard as I can.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
really?
Like April 13, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes. I can do it, pretty easily.
Like April 13, 2026
Shifter Burnside
are you sure?
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Yes.
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would use a file, to cut into the foundations of your home. This would cause your home to slant.* There, call it done or art. I ruined this day. #rp
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Chelsea Hooves
[Chelsea starts vagueposting about you online.]
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Autumn Night
“That fall themed dumb bat with the big dumpy you keep roasting sounds like a real loser!”
Like 12 hours ago
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Autumn Night
Horse stories would be fun, I've never tried this arrpee but it sounds interesting! Do tell more!
Like 5 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Well basically you send a starter and I reply in 6 months :3
Like 5 hours ago
Autumn Night
My record is 6 years :3
Like 5 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Holy crap I think mine was like, a year and that was forever ago :3 crazy of you
Like 5 hours ago
Autumn Night
I'M WILD LIKE THAT
Like 5 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
"wow that cow horse sounds like an awful pony to be around."
Like 10 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
“She suuuuuuuuuucks and keeps changing the address on my horseflix account so it won’t log her out, but then it logs ME out. Ugh.”
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PubbyBrained6
"woah, that's uncalled for"
Like 10 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Damn, I should've not gave Mr. Puzzles those memes...
Like 5 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Speaking of Mr puzzles, my apartment has been carved in to several very large puzzle pieces and I suspect he might be responsible
Like 5 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
He does it for entertainment.
Like 4 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she would walk up to the computer then poke it with her hoof instantly Blue Screening it * Do that again and your next...
Like 4 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea’s jaw drops in surprise, sitting there in silence for a full minute before speaking. “That uhh, that was a five-hundred bit laptop dude.”
Like 4 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she just stares at you before placing a bag that had 501 bits in it* Here....
Like 1 hour ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stared at the screen for a moment before turning toward Chelsea with narrowed eyes. " What did I do to you? Seriously, I haven't even said so much as a hello to you before. Just... Why? "
Like 4 hours ago
Chelsea Hooves
Chelsea sighed, shaking her head solemnly. “You know why..” She mumbled, motioning to the rest of her room wherein all the furniture had been turned upside down.
Like 3 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
The main cast of my series in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, everyone. ^^
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Chase
That uh....is quite the face
Like 2 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Posed his facial expression like that.
Like 1 hour ago
Chase
That is a look of infuriated disappointment
Like 1 hour ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
It's supposed to be a confident look, lol
Like 1 hour ago
Chase
He looks like he's mad the other 4 won't leave him alone after he's very aggressively told them to heck off at least a dozen times.
Like 1 hour ago
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would walk away from the water tower. He was whistling too. He was happy, since he just placed a microorganism into the water supply. It wouldn't kill anypony. It however will cause everypon... View More
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Glimmer Moon
*glimmer boops the pony as they pass*
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
Choatic much?
Like Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Glimmer Moon
I tend to be yes
Like Yesterday, 9:35 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Right?
Like 2 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Half of my force would be out of commission cause of this.* God damn it.
Like April 14, 2026
Suxortin Snipslous
What about the other half?
Like Yesterday, 9:03 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
They dont drink the water from Equestria.
Like Yesterday, 9:16 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
Oh...
Like Yesterday, 9:18 pm
Shifter Burnside
they have filters now you yellow piece of shit
Like Yesterday, 7:01 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
You're going to need more than carbon filter and steel shifters to stop it.
Like Yesterday, 9:04 pm
Suxortin Snipslous
*Suxortin would place many cakes around ponies' kitchens. All made to their favorite flavors too. He even laughed as he left the scene with another 40 cakes. That's like 4 tens. Or possibly, 10 fours.... View More
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Vanil
Suxortin has committed a felony, and will now be hunted down by the law
Like 22 hours ago
Suxortin Snipslous
Good Luck, there is no prison in the world that can contain me.
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Nightly Starfall
//Its nice to have an opportunity to update Nightly a little bit, 'came up with her concept more than a decade ago so its nice to update it.
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Rough Winds
i wanna do the same kinda add more to his story but im lazy haha
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Nightly Starfall
gotta give yourself an excuse
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Silent V Dusk
You know, there are a lot of mixed opinions on this question and I have yet to ask it here. Which to you think is the more iconic Ubisoft product? The Far Cry series, or the Assassin's Creed series? F... View More
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Spinneret
Assassin's Creed for sure, it has more games people actually talk about. Far Cry just has Far Cry 3. also, you really can't beat "punch the Pope to death".
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
I agree. But I'm not saying Far Cry is bad. I've been enjoying it a lot as of recent, especially Far Cry 5 and 6. But still, the intirety of the AC games are just so good. You have Unity, Revelations, Origins, Syndicate, need I go on?
Like 12 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Second this, but Far Cry 3 is it's golden boy. I actually liked how far cry 5 was in the states, made it have a fresh environment than the usual jungle. Check out Dying light if you haven't already. The series is pretty good overall if you don't mind some minor zombie horror. (By minor, I mean it'... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Bro, I had one of my coding buddies manipulate the code in Left 4 Dead 2 so that it'd be compatable with the Quest 3 just so that I could see through the eyes on the characters. I love zombie horror! I'll check it out, and Far Cry 3. The earliest game I've played in the Far Cry series was the one th... View More
Like 12 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Far Cry 3 had the series most impactful villain in the entire series bar to none. It was huge back when I was in high school.
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
I imagine it was. I imagine the scene was similar if not more enjoyable than how the AC community reacted to the Mirrage trailer. I don’t think I spelled that right…… I’m a damn idiot.
Like 11 hours ago
Nightly Starfall
As someone else had said, assassins creed is the only right answer. Nothing else even comes close.
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Fair enough. Still, if you have played one of the Far Cry games, surely you enjoyed it?
Like 11 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
Assassin's Creed certainly has a better story going for it, but I have played more of the Far Cry games. So, personally, I would say Far Cry simply for Vaas Montenegro. He is a top-tier antagonist and made me enjoy 3 the day I got it.
Like 7 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Vaas is a pretty good antagonist. My next favorite has to be Joseph Seed. The whole culty crazy aspect was pretty enjoyable. God.... Bliss... that game. * Dudum tss. *
Like 4 hours ago
Parley
I think Far Cry villains are more memorable.
Like 3 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
shared a photo
how im feeling after today
Silent V Dusk
" I have a question, what do you think is gonna happen in the next thirty seconds? " ( Make it weird or wild. )
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Chase
"Someone is gonna have a really bad day." Chase says as she watches the giant trebuchet get loaded with glowy green mystery sludge.
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Yeah, that was my guess. What do you think will happen to them when they launch it? "
Like April 15, 2026
Chase
"Probably something scientific."
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" My guess is that the idiots who thought this was a good idea are either going to live with chemical burns, or they'll die reduced to bone. "
Like April 15, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Mario will say something dumb
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Silent V Dusk
After five minutes, Silent's magical aura encased the error message and yanked it to the side. " How does that wor- Nevermind. How is that story real?!?!? "
Like April 15, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Blame the writers of the show.
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
“ Wait. Hold on. Show? This is reality, not some tv show! “
Like April 15, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
HIS show
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
“ Oh, okay…… Wait hold on, how did a character from a show come into physical form? “
Like 16 hours ago
Daddy Cambia
"You're gonna put the fries in the bag, or you're about experience Falling Down from the perspective of a bystander."
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Isn't the experience of falling the same despite social level or job? "
Like April 15, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia opens fire with a hyper realistic H&K MP5 directly into the ceiling despite the lack of apparent digits required to operate it.
Like Yesterday, 6:26 pm
Silent V Dusk
" ...... How are you, and why are you firing that? "
Like Yesterday, 7:38 pm
Daddy Cambia
"The fries. The bag." Cambia points the weapon, seemingly uninterested in explaining her capabilities.
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Robbery? For waffle fries, I trust? "
Like 7 hours ago
Olive Drab
Catastrophic world ending asteroid impact, or my cat will hop back on her pillow and take a nap. It's gonna be one of those.
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" ... I hope it's the second one. Besides if it were the first one, I'm pretty sure we'd see it by now....... I hope. "
Like April 15, 2026
Olive Drab
Your wish came true
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Silent V Dusk
Silent whipped the sweat from his face. “ Phew. Woulda sucked if we had thirty seconds left. “
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Olive Drab
Oli nervously giggles and looks up at the sky. "I mean... I'm not an astrophysicist..."
Like April 15, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent's eye turned to the sky behind him, then came back wide and afraid. Until he yelled. " QUICK!! PAUSE REALITY!! "
Like April 15, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Umm, that house over there is going to become sentient and ravage the neighborhood. Happens every Wednesday at exactly 3:20 pm."
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Silent V Dusk
“ So you’re telling me that in fifteen seconds it will just pull a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony and mutate, come to life, or both? “
Like April 15, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"It just...comes to life. Like a monster house, but it only wants to be THE house on the block. Crazy, I know, but nopony can reverse this power, and those who have tried....well, they stopped trying." Meino adjusted his goggles and pulled out a camera from his satchel. "I don't know why others try ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
“ Soooo, get out the napalm or the deatomizer? Because I’ll gladly get out either…. Or both if need be. “
Like 16 hours ago
Meino Mysticforger
"You have napalm...? Eh, maybe those could work. I haven't fought this entity myself, so I wouldn't know what it is weak to."
Like 6 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Eh. It looks to be made of wood. And even magically reinforced lumber is vulnerable to high temperatures. " Silent reached into his utility belt and took out a small grenade. It was kind of shaped like a smoke grenade, only it wasn't color-coded, and it was more green than a usual smoke grenade. "... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
nuclear FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Like Yesterday, 6:57 pm
Silent V Dusk
The subtle sound of something big flying through the air could be heared. Roughly nine clicks away. Silent just stared at Shifter. “ I f(BEEP)ing hate you…. “
Like 16 hours ago
PubbyBrained6
pregnancy,
Like 14 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" ............... Okay then....... Had some... ' fun ' last night then, huh? "
Like 13 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Death....
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Silent V Dusk
A physical shadow came out of the one that Silent melted into. It was one word. ' No '
Like 8 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd shine a really bright light at the "shadow"*
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Silent V Dusk
The blacked-out figure of a pony was there, completely unaffected by the light. It just started running through both light and shadow, like a little swarm of VERY fast ants.
Like 5 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Fine... you live. For now.
Like 4 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent's head peered around a corner. " Thanks, Blackstone! You're the best! " He quickly ducked back around the corner.
Like 4 hours ago
Brave Charger
gonna load my Last Epoch game and continue to play Summoner Necromancer
Like 8 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Good luck with that. "
Like 7 hours ago
Sophie H.
Pizza Roll!
Like 5 hours ago
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