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Blackstone Edge
My Queen requests your presence. Come with me...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
What for? *I adjust my shades.*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Sounds good.
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Blackstone Edge
*she would teleport them both to the throne room, a very pleased looking Queen Penumbra would be sitting on her throne once they got there. *
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
We were successful in taking care of the pesky ghosts in the wraith ring.
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Blackstone Edge
[Queen Penumbra]: yess that's wonderful news. You've passed my little test "hero". Blackstone send him to the "Above". (Blackstone): of course my Queen. *she would return stickman home*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
...Alright. *I go back to what I was doing, but not before returning Luigi's vacuum.*
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Silent V Dusk
" Just one question before I do. Should I expect a chance of death, mangling, or any other sort of bodily harm? "
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Blackstone Edge
It's fine.
Like March 27, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Alright then. So long as I can keep doing what I do best, I'm happy. "
Like March 27, 2026
Blackstone Edge
That's good... Now then let's enter the castle.
Like 16 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Right behind you, Edge. " He pulled his hood over his head, which, as usual, shadowed out his eyes. " Whenever you're ready. "
Like 12 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
* she'd head inside the castle, the pair would notice even more sleeping guards as they passed by* Keep on your guard. I sense the Alicorn of Sloth in the throne room...
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay, can I at least know how far the travel is going to be? As well, do you provide travel pay?
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Blackstone Edge
No we are just in front of the castle.. now then let's go inside
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Looks are the castle.* My goodness! How big is this place?
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Blackstone Edge
Very...
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Got it...Okay. Again, lead the way.
Like 22 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
*she'd lead you into the castle. A few guards would move our of the way*
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Brady Thunderfoot
Do I need to?
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Blackstone Edge
Now then let us go to the Greed Ring.
Like March 24, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Okay.
Like March 25, 2026
Blackstone Edge
*she would take you over to the Greed Ring, a few of the spirits there would stare at you, there's casinos, jewels and even gold as far as the eye can see however none of the spirits can reach them.*
Like March 25, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Why would spirits want to go to casinos? Don't casinos only help the owner get rich? You know...the house always wins?
Like March 26, 2026
Blackstone Edge
//I answered as the wrong pone ugh. *a golden mare would appear in front of them out of nowhere * [Fortuna]: That's the fun of this this Ring! Play till ya drop! All proceeds go right to me! *she'd giggle mischievously * those that try to cheat get sent to the pits. A little place where they're... View More
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Brave Charger
*The Knight decided to follows her, wondering, what she wants*
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Blackstone Edge
*a pink mare would be sitting on the throne instead of the Queen * [Lost Punzline]: eh? Oh are you looking for her highness? Welp ya just missed her, she's gone to the Lust ring fer some business and has put me in charge till she gets back...
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Brave Charger
*He though first it was her, but her look and how she sits, wouldn´t fit Role of Queen, until he find out, that she was in Lust Ring now. Little curious what was going on there but try to focus on her now* ´´Not sure if you can Answer the Question, but you Highness wanted to see me. Do you have any ... View More
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Blackstone Edge
[Lost Punzline]: *she'd yawn* yeah, she said something about needing someone to shut the Demonic Alicorn of Pride up.
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Brave Charger
´´Demonic Alicorn of Pride?. I know so far Princess Twilight, Candence, Luna and Celestia, but never heard of other Alicorn befor.´´ *He was thinking for a moment and looks to her* ´´So what can you tell me about this Demonic Alicorn.´´
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Blackstone Edge
[Lost Punzline]: oh uh she's this super full of herself mare that loves ta boast and she made the dumb mistake of peeving the queen off so that's why you're here. Oh and yer sorta in another universe so uh yeah...
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Parley
Horsein'
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PinkBow
Around …
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Iridescent_Edge
Dr Horsein.
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Heart Piece
// I constantly forget this site allows human characters and it always takes me by surprise whenever I run into them here.
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Aether
👀 // in my defense, I want to get a pony version of Aether. I just stopped using my old ponysona because people kept misgendering me and so I did this temporarily.
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Valora
I hate humans
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Aether
shared a photo
I've been really sleepy lately...
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Slapping noises* Wake up. *Slapping noises* Wake up! *More Slapping noises* WAKE UP! *Slaps you with a shoe, alarm clock, a Meggy bat, and Jewel's wing, all in that order* RAAAAHHHHH WAKE UP
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Aether
💤💤💤 *its not every effective*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Drops a nuke onto Aether* WAKE UP
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Aether
*yawn* someone cooking up a barbecue..? *dozes back off*
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Uses Qorvex's crucible core on Aether* WAKE UP!!!!
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Soliana Flare
Good morning! (Lol)
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Vanil
Sometime in the middle of April or early june...Im gonna Yes it will be an art event, for something not related to Spring
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Maxh Vezpyre
Do it
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Vanil
Of course (kinda. maybe. allegedly. I thought of it in a dream)! Summer is still far away so some filler is needed.
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Vanil
I awake to urge you to go watch Project Hail Mary. It's a great movie. If I have to make a comparison, it would be with The Martian, a movie based on the book by the same author. It's a better "The Ma... View More
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Kadai Montanya
:0
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Artistique
I very much want to see that movie! Hubby and I saw the preview for it when we went to see Demon Slayer Infinity Castle (Which was phenomenal btw!)
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Vanil
Hi, Haven't-kept-up-with-anime here. That movie was ass, on its own. I could forgive that every fight has a flashback, even for characters just introduced, but a flashback within a flashback? Definitely for those who have already watched the show, unlike the Chainsaw Man movie, which requires minima... View More
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Blackstone Edge
These are the Angelic Alicons that each represent the Seven Heavenly Virtues. Do show them some respect. #rp
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Blackstone Edge
*comment your fave*
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman would twirl his revolver in his paws as he would grab it and reveal the cylinder inside. Norm slammed his left paw into the cylinder, pulling back slowly after. Strands of what is presumably h... View More
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Andromeda Flemish
“…Ok there goes my lunch.” She said having decided not eating after seeing that, Gross.
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Dr. Norman Reiner
"Be disturbed! For when I am fully infected by my affliction, I'll be so much more terrifying, I promise."
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Andromeda Flemish
Flem proceeds to pull out pepper Spray! "Why must you be like this !?"
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman raised a brow and said, "Assaulting me at random has to be the dumbest thing you could do. Especially since I'm holding a ranged weapon." Norman raised a brow. "However, I invite you to try."
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Andromeda Flemish
" Huh... Would've thought you'd remind me of the Horn I Keep Forgetting about. " She Said, Whilst trying to use the pepper Spray... Only to realize It was Setting spray.
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Flem sprayed the setting spray for it to stop shortly, the wind pulling it away gently after being sprayed. Norman raised a brow. Norm pulled another, longer barreled revolver to shoot a glazing shot one the can toward Flemish 's side, causing the setting spray to liquid spray wildly at Flem. Norm... View More
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Blackstone Edge
Impressive...
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norman would tilt his hat as he said, "Just one of my fantastical methods. "
Like 7 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
It's very interesting.
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Meino Mysticforger
"Free golden carrots, anypony?" #rp
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Vanil
"Pass. I need carats so I can bet on my favorite horsegirl. No, it's not a problem.
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Meino Mysticforger
"You can't bet with golden carrots? What a shame!"
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Maxh Vezpyre
"Yeah but how did you made it golden, tell me the secrets"
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Meino Mysticforger
"Well...it's definitely NOT paint. I'll say that much." Meino kicked the paint can that was behind him into nearby bushes.
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Luminosity
"Hmmmm Golden Carrots" Inspects them, before walking around the corner to put on a fake badge, coming back to the stand, "health and safety. Im gonna need examine one of these."
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Meino Mysticforger
"Uhhh, okay...examine away." Meino used his magic to levitate a carrot to Luminosity. "They are free, so you can keep that one." He chuckled softly and watched on.
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Luminosity
She took hold of the carrot with her wing and looked closely, "Hmmmm.. what do you grow with to give them such a metallic sheen?"
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Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, that is a good question!" He pulled out a book from his satchel with his magic and tapped the cover of it. "I found a spell that can give anything a metallic appearance. Like I can turn a wooden cup into a silver one and so on. Of course, it doesn't make an item into metal; it only makes it loo... View More
Like 11 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
"..." Norman would squint and shake his head. "Please tell me you're aren't eating gold."
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Meino Mysticforger
"Do I eat gold, personally? No. Do I encourage others to eat gold? That would also be a no...for legal reasons." Meino held out a carrot and gently tapped it against his horn a few times, showing how solid it was. "Although you can cover food in edible gold leaf and go about it that way. Be all fanc... View More
Like 8 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
Last week a tweaker was selling 'golden' paper clips. Now he's getting golden carrot tweaker. Great. "Aside from the obvious joke here, quit scamming on my streets!" Norm pointed.
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Blackstone Edge
I highly doubt these are real...
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Meino Mysticforger
"That is a fair assumption, but every doubt is a cost of chance." Meino waved around a carrot and chuckled. "You never know if you don't try something."
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Blackstone Edge
*she'd poke the carrot which would instantly rot.* if it was actually gold my power wouldn't be effective...
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Silent V Dusk
You and Silent were sitting across from each other in a lowly lit space, which almost looked like an interrogation room, but also a meeting room. Behind the Silent was a projector screen and a project... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky smiles. "Try running an entire city sometime, you'll quickly learn every paranormal corner, and soon discover that a great many things in life go unexplained."
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Night Sky
Night Sky did not pretend to unsurprised by what he had just beheld, but he also did not react immediately. He merely observed. After a brief moment he spoke. "I understand. Princess Luna understands. We know well enough what it means to be feared by those we desire only to protect. Thank you for te... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Maybe so. But I wouldn't call me your ' most valuable ally ', even I know I can be a bit impulsive, especially if I have the opportunity to kill something threatening Equestria's safety. However, I appreciate the gesture. Anywho, you and I both know that talking rarely fixes physical problems. Af... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky gestures to a desk with a quill and a few blank sheets on it. "With your permission," Night Sky picks up the quill and begins to write. "Princess Cadance and Shining Armor are not merely Ponydom's first family, as Their Majesties' Government in Canterlot would have you believe. Shining Arm... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" I'll keep all that in mind. And I promise, nothing will befall that family. If I break that promise, you have permission to slit my throat. For now, I need to thin their numbers... I thank you for the note. " Silent put the note in one of his many cloak pockets. " I'd advise you to do the same. I... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky carefully surveyed the door for a long moment, as though it were hiding some secret about the most disarmingly singular unicorn who had just exited through it. After a moment, Night Sky spoke aloud, quite intentionally to himself. "If I had three Lt. Generals like that one above me in the ... View More
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Snow Storm
“Yes,” they nodded in agreement, with a grin from ear to ear.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent returned the grin. " Good, this'll just be a simple process to determine if you're fit for the job opportunity that we have selected you for. Images of what most would call disturbing will be shown on the projector screen behind me. All you need to do is identify the creature and place of ori... View More
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Snow Storm
“Oh! Fascinating. So.. I don’t need to sign any confidentiality agreements before you show me these creatures? This isn’t top secret is it?”
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Silent V Dusk
" It isn't TOP, top secret. But Celestia does want us to be subtle about our work. Once you know what you'll be asked to do, you have full right to decline the offer. I'm not your boss, just an associate. And no, no signatures. We prefer not to keep records of this kinda thing. "
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Meino Mysticforger
"I mean, I have seen ghost videos before and...some of them are hard to just say they were faked. I have seen the shadows move by themselves, heard unexplained noises, and watched random objects move and fly through the air." Meino shuffled in his chair a bit as he thought about the many videos he w... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Well, that's the thing. The entities that will be shown are already detained or quarantined. I'm just seeing if you have the foresight to deal with the most recent anomoly. "
Like March 21, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Is that right? Hmm...is it giant bugs? Big spiders are scary, but easy to deal with. I have some experience fighting them. Along with some frost trolls, sandworms, sentient trees...I have been around before, hehe."
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" If that's the most you have to deal with, I'd recommend leaving. This isn't some bug hunt, kid. "
Like March 21, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Well, fine. You ain't tell me what is going on anyway. 'Oh, this isn't some bug hunt', bet. You don't know my skills, bub!" Meino got up out of his seat and walked out the door.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just sighed. " Oh, how youth is wasted on the ignorant. Eh, well, he'll learn sooner or later. "
Like March 21, 2026
Olive Drab
Oli looks to the side evasively. "I-I've never even met an ET, I have no idea what you're talking about!" He then begins looking for an exit.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Exit is behind you to the right. As I said, I'm on a strict timetable, and would prefer not to burn time on a waste of it. No offence meant, my friend. But, if you want to try a hoof at the test procedures, I'll be open. "
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia glowers resentfully across the table. Her eyes fixed, her gaze unbroken, it's not clear if she's blinked once since Silent took a seat. Nor is it clear if she's even looking at him. More, boring a hole straight through to the other side. Through the wall, the wood, and on to the dirt outside ... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just put a hoof to his head. " Of course. We couldn't have Pepper Snap, or Spinns, or literally anyone else! Now, I'm stuck with a snarky, blonde b(BEEP)..... By the Elements, I hate my damn job. Look, I'm not happy to be here either. I'd rather be doing my usual, but we are dealing with some... View More
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Daddy Cambia
"I think I was particularly clear myself." Cambia retorts, folding her hooves over one another as she sits back, coquettishly. Taking pride in the admonishments to her name. "I have never experienced anything paranormal. If I was to, hypothetically, have experienced the supernatural, I would presume... View More
Like March 23, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" As I said, if my sources were wrong, and you're just a dead end, then please take your leave. We both have better things to do than sit in here doing nothing about the current problem. "
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Daddy Cambia
"Oh no, Sweetheart." The last word dripping with saccharin insincerity. "We are far from done. I would so love to know what sources you have. You said a report, no? Have the Canterlot City Guard been shoving their snouts where they don't belong? Is this, hearsay? A blabbermouth perhaps?" There's a ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent just chuckled. " If you're talkin' about putting a pony in the forever sleep, I don't need your help with that. It's literally my job to do so silently. And as to if the Canterlot snobs have been putting their snouts where they don't belong.... I don't think they've ever stopped doing that, m... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Oh fuck is this about the Blue Shift incident or something else?
Like March 22, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" What? No. We're not dealin' with an invasion... At least, it's not your conventional invasion. "
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Shifter Burnside
"Good then, I don't want to go through that again."
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Silent V Dusk
" Well, chances are, you're going to have to go through something similar. Only there are less UFOs and more identity theft and replacement. But that's a topic for later. As of right now, all I need you to do is tell me what is depicted on the screen behind me when the procedure begins. Are we clear... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Alright.
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Blackstone Edge
I literally guide them to the afterlife...
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Blackstone Edge
Now this one is not anything I've seen sadly.
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Silent V Dusk
" Understandably so, precious few are even aware of the Corpse Worm, let alone this. This virus is known as Osteophyte Plates. Basically, it releases unknown chemicals and DNA strands that cause extra bone growth, especially adapted to where the bone is. Those same chemicals also cause predatory and... View More
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Blackstone Edge
Interesting...
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Silent V Dusk
" Now this next one should be relatively obvious, it's the closest thing to what the real reason I asked to meet you here. " Silent's horn flashed, a new picture was shown. On the screen there was a tall pegasus stallion, however their skin was stretched in places around the lower legs, back, and b... View More
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Blackstone Edge
I forgot it's name but I have seen it..
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Leon
The gigantic Shire sat across the table from the unicorn, a lit cigarette pursed between his one synthetic and one organic lip, looking over him with an unenthusiastic stare as he laid out why he was even here, resting his cybernetic arms on the table and clasping his hands together. "If you defin... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Some would say that, it's not that I'm ill-equipped to deal with the problem, it's that there are too many of the problem for just one pony to deal with. I want to avoid putting you in a position where it could be too much to handle, even as a team. Not to say you're not skilled, just maybe not ex... View More
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Leon
The stallion reached under the table, pulling a gigantic black, almost crystalline looking angular revolver, covered from grip to muzzle in battle wear from a holster on his thigh and laying it on the table before him, before sliding it into the middle of the two and giving it a tap, before leaning ... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Fair enough, but you're talking to a pony who was born 10 years after Equestria was first founded, a pony that contains knowledge of olden traditions and long forgotten combat styles, and most of all, a pony who was left empty long ago and is willing to die for this land we live and walk on. So th... View More
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