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Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus can be seen wearing a cat kigu. "I am the darkness! I am evil incarnate!"
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I am vengeance. I am the night. I AM BATPONY!
Like 21 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus face almost instantly converts to clown makeup "Batpony! Hehehehe! We meet again! I have placed laughing gas bombs all over trotham. Once they go off, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING! MUHAHAHAHHA"
Like 19 minutes ago
Maxh Vezpyre
He will pat, pat indeed he does.
Like 18 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus stomps his hooves in an indignant tantrum "Do not pat the darkness! The darkness will have its revenge for this humiliation!"
Like 17 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Yeah no, you're not as evil as my element of Insanity counterpart.
Like 17 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"ive put singular legos all over your house, in inconvenient places, and glued them to the floor. You will never be able to walk through your own home in peace." Tarsus laughs maniacally
Like 15 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'm made of ink. That will not hurt me.
Like 13 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"FOILED AGAIN!" Tarsus calls out before rolling off into the distance
Like 13 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I touch a Lego piece and turn into legos.* Huh.
Like 7 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
ok buddy
Like 6 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"do you doubt me, pony?" Tarsus huffs at shifter.
Like 4 minutes ago
Ramirez
shared a photo
Decoration
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Meino Mysticforger
Isn't it ironic how close the price is to the calorie count? Almost is spending a cent a calorie, what a gyp!
Like 4 hours ago Edited
Ramirez
Get the luxe box instead, you get more for your money
Like 4 hours ago
Bright Brave
The nephew wanted taco bell over a real Mexican restaurant. He ate 2 huge tacos.
Like 3 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why is it so expensive? Darn you inflation prices!
Like 34 minutes ago
Ramirez
Inflation💔🥀
Like 26 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Inflation, why you no go down?
Like 23 minutes ago
Ramirez
Because it hates us
Like 4 minutes ago Edited
Shifter Burnside
duc wadfle to lemonade stand and he say 'hey you got any graeps?'
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would be scream barking at a suspiciously placed banana. It was gently bruised and just... Sitting there in the middle of the sidewalk. I mean... What the heck. #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would sigh and speak to himself.* Just accept it Nitroxus, just accept it...
Like January 14, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would keep barking as the banana would have bulged from what was inside. The peel would explode with spiders. They crawled and crawled. Odd scream scream as he flipped into the air and onto a light fixture.
Like January 14, 2026 Edited
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump from the fear so high, that he touched the clouds. Before getting back down, he spun his tail to keep him in the air.*
Like January 14, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus can be seen silently placing a second banana directly behind the doctor.
Like January 14, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would be barking and bouncing on all fours. He would go to jump again but the first one would unfurl its flaps, showing its horrifying underneath. The inside was rows of sharp, fleshing teeth. The banana show itself at Odd, latching onto his head. Teeth sunk and screams of muffled pain ensued.
Like January 14, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus rolls his eyes, unfazed, he uses his magic to pluck the demon banana from your head, holding it aloft. "Calm yourself, it was merely a.... prank? i suppose you could call it a prank" he maintains, still holding the banana in his magic before he actually looks at it "Oh, oh i see now.... its c... View More
Like January 14, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus would slightly rise, his skin sloughed off his face, leaving him with an exposed skull. Blood and flesh slurped up into the banana like fleshy gum. Even his eyes were spared. Like a headcrab but a banana.
Like January 14, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus walks over and procures a glass jar from a nearby stand, dumping its contents before placing the demon banana inside and closing the jar "Honestly, so dramatic over a little banana." Tarsus says nonchalantly, seeming completely unaffected by the display before showing a surprising amount of k... View More
Like January 14, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd started dancing in front of the banana out of pure fear. Fear dancing.
Like January 15, 2026
Sour Belt
Sour leaned down and bit into the banana.
Like January 15, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd blinked , pointing at the banana. "Whoa. How'd she do that? You're a pretty lady, right? How'd you do that and can I get an autograph?" Oddeus nodded in appreciation.
Like January 15, 2026
Sour Belt
“A girl, me?” Sour snickered between his chewing, yes even the peel. He swallowed with a large gulp and a satisfied sigh. “I’m a boy. But yah I’m pretty.” He agreed with the sentiment while nodding his head.
Like January 15, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus shifted around nervously, his face turning red before he turned to run away. "OH! Sorry... Man... I couldn't tell... I uh... Do you like uh... Cute stuff?" His brain was really wrestling between the intense adoration toward the ladies and him being an actual dude. It was like broken code, it... View More
Like 6 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
So, what is new? #rp
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Meino Mysticforger
The year, ha!
Like 20 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
idk tbh
Like 6 minutes ago
Vanil
Two weeks in, and life kicked me in the finances. No Lunar New Year raffle this time. One step back in the Uma-tization of CA :fluttersad:
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PinkBow
Uma-tization you say :eyes:
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Vanil
Make the ponies go through a graphic transformation to turn into humans but stop right before losing horse ears and tail.
Like Yesterday, 7:58 pm
Vanil
It is an immensely painful process. But consider this Long phone
Like Yesterday, 8:00 pm
Lambia
Regular ponies could have even longer phones though, what with the snout. So. Longer.... View More
Like 11 hours ago
Vanil
They could, and yet insist that scroll and dragon are the best method of comminication. Face it; ponies are a lost cause. Which is why this change is our chance. Call this a compromise if it helps you cope, but ultimately this is good news, Lambia. We can finally be horsegirls with long phone.
Like 5 hours ago
Lambia
I would rather taste death.
Like 4 hours ago
Bright Brave
Take heart homie, it'll get better.
Like Yesterday, 5:08 pm
Iridescent_Edge
Could you please specify what you mean by "Uma?"
Like Yesterday, 6:32 pm
Vanil
Uma is a race of what is essentially horse girls, from the franchise Uma Musume.
Like Yesterday, 7:57 pm
Shifter Burnside
instead you will be getting custom builds by me :)
Like 16 hours ago
Vanil
What build to cheese Radahn and Gael?
Like 15 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
car build
Like 14 hours ago
Vanil
What headlights should I use? Xenon or LED? I don't want to use a roll cage, although I hear it is meta. Will a larger sound system affect aggro?
Like 5 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
bo i will mAke it
Like 8 minutes ago
Pepper Snap
shared a video
Take a moment to listen to this song and imagine it’s about Rainbow Dash and Applejack
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Shifter Burnside
ok?
Like 3 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Did u do it?
Like 3 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
no idk
Like 8 minutes ago
Chase
How many mods does this site even have? Feels like at least half of them just forgot this site existed.
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Enough to restrain the birb.
Like 1 hour ago
Chase
I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY
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Nova-Blast
theres gotta be 3 at most
Like 1 hour ago
Chase
Sounds about right
Like 1 hour ago
Maxh Vezpyre
I should apply for one, maybe.
Like 1 hour ago
Chase
As should I
Like 1 hour ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Still don't see the need yet. Haven't seen any heavy spammy-trolly people around, which is pretty nice. or anything that would end in a heavy ban.
Like 44 minutes ago
Chase
Seen an ad bot or two around
Like 43 minutes ago
Bright Brave
Bright Brave The mods have always forsaken us. I've never understood wanting to be a mod, but not a active member of the site. :/
Like 1 hour ago
Meino Mysticforger
This place is less populous as a whole. There are a few mods I see on the site, but the traffic doesn't warrant any more than a handful. Maybe if this place picks up again, we will see more apply and comeback....hopefully.
Like 59 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I don't know....For legal reasons.
Like 54 minutes ago
Chase
Like 53 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Pretty much in a nutchell.
Like 32 minutes ago
PinkBow
Some of us are undercover …
Like 39 minutes ago
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5/9
Chase
I was a gmod server admin for a while, I'm simply giving you guys a taste of the server staff experience.
Like 31 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
You sure that was an experience and not just one of your brain veins having a blood fart there? The way that sentence was structured my GOOD GOLLY GUMDROPS.
Like 29 minutes ago
Chase
No no no thats actually what its like. There will always be some 12 year old with a funny accent and a minimal grasp of the english language pestering you for a staff position between the moments of checking the console for several minutes straight and having to menacingly stare down people to keep ... View More
Like 26 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Ahhhhhh. So a normal VRChat experience.
Like 25 minutes ago
Chase
Sounds about right yeah.
Like 22 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(O:FB 10 CHAPTER 1: The Genocide Route Timeline) *As soon as we found a place to settle, we would make our way to where Stishoe would be suspected, near the beach of Mt. Aris. He was nowhere to be fou... View More
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Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
*She would notice the dead hippogriff corpses.* Wh... what... happened here?
Like 5 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Take a wild guess, sis.
Like 5 hours ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
R-right... *She lights her wing ablaze and follows Stickman.*
Like 5 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Once we find him and put a stop to him, we can finally go back to our normal lives. *All of a sudden, a couple of ink spikes would be seen coming towards us. I would shield everyone by covering everyone in an ink shield.* (Stishoe) Oh this is just great! The gang's all here. *He would leap down from... View More
Like 4 hours ago
Jewel, The Blue Bird Pony
You won't win, Stishoe. We'll make sure of it.
Like 4 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
(Stishoe) Oh this is going to be fun then. *He smiles.* Then come and get me! *He turns around and jumps high and far.* No! *I would run after him. Everyone would follow behind.*
Like 23 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would be seen drilling into the ground with his tail. He was reading a novel, while it was drilling. His eyes were watering like crazy. Looks like the novel was very emotionally inducing.* T... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Jumps behind him.- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Like January 6, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I think that can make it worst.
Like January 13, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Cause it'd make you smelly?
Like Yesterday, 7:05 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, because its so hard to wash off the body. Since its naturally acidic, it can bind itself to your natual body oils, to cling on longer.
Like Yesterday, 8:17 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
Sounds like a someone elses problem that's been washed with garlic.
Like 15 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Won't you also suffer, due to you having to handle the garlic.
Like 28 minutes ago
Sheila Shulziker
Sheila would gently put her hands on his shoulders. Massaging him gently. "Whatcha reading, Soulspins?" Sheila glared down at him, her gaze was unwaveringly unnerving.
Like January 6, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm reading a romance...hey wait a sec! Why are you massaging me? Sheila, how are you doing today? Why do you keep sneaking up on me?
Like January 7, 2026
Sheila Shulziker
"I'm a spontaneous mare, it seems. Perhaps, you're my prey and you are just too easy. I personally wanted to know what you were reading and well... I get a bit... Grabby." Sheila smiled, massaging his back and its knots. "Oooh, that one is big. Don't worry, I am a scientist of many talents, Souls... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of her grasp. Using his tail to stand above her. The tail would act as a kickstand to hold him up.* I'm not a prey! I'm a sentient being, so please stop that. Also, can you pass me my book? I dropped it. *The novel in question was on the ground, complete with his saved book... View More
Like January 7, 2026
Sheila Shulziker
Sheila raised a brow and shrugged her shoulders, "Not prey but yet you evade. "Sheila smiled confidently and said, "I hope I'm not making you tense now. I wouldn't want that." Sheila grabbed the book with the bookmark. She would turn from him to take the bookmark and place it several pages ahead. ... View More
Like January 8, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would take the book. Once in his hooves, he would feel something off with it. His paranoia was so strong, and ringing some bells. Yet, due to not having the very details. it was just a siren that was going off in his head.* Hmmm? Something isn't right. So, why the visit?
Like January 8, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus repeated uses a shovel to refill the hole as its being drilled, while Nitroxus is distracted with his book
Like January 12, 2026
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Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"Muahahahahaha!" tarsus proceeds to hide behind the excavator as if you could not possibly have seen him
Like January 14, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I have some really odd friends.
Like Yesterday, 8:20 pm
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus suddenly seems offended as he steps out from behind the excavator "FRIEND?!?! I AM THE DEMON WHO FOILS YOUR EVERY ASPIRATION!" he yells with an air of grandeur "The villain who plagues your very existence, and that of all creatures!" he further proclaims, from what you've seen though, his vil... View More
Like 23 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Tarsus, not to discredit you. I have a literal yellow demon that haunts me just like that. That and he took my favorite hat.
Like 26 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus gasps "I was beaten to the hat?" He stomps his hoof
Like 24 minutes ago
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