" Housekeeping! " Silent busted through your door, with absolutely no warning. " I'm here to clean and give out waffle fries! " #rp
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Snow Storm
“About time..”
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12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ Don’t sass me. Or else I’ll burn the fries and leave this place in a worse condition than it is now…. “ Silent let out a cute MEEP.
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1 hour ago
Shifter Burnside
yay
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5 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
“ So, what do you need cleaned? “ As he spoke, Silent levitated a big bag filled to the brim with waffle fries.
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1 hour ago
Soliana Flare
Um... one question,how are you breathing in space?
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1 hour ago
Edited
Just realized Fruity’s canon birth year would make him 37 :sob: excuse me while I appropriately de-age him
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It also shows a prolonged use of ibuprofen and tiger balm :weary: but you aren’t wrong
I've always had the headcanon that ponies have somewhat longer lifespans than humans. Entirely because of Granny Smith. Twilight says something about Ponyville being around for hundreds of years and Granny Smith was there when it was founded.
It's 100% a writing inconsistency but it wouldn't be a ... View More
" Okay, on a scale of one to ten, how dumb is this? Pinky's idea. " Silent was sitting inside a cannon with 10 times the usual amount of gunpowder. " And give me an honest answer, I don't want any sug... View More
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" Huh? What? Who's out there? " Silent popped his head out of the canon, trying to see who was talking. For a little bit, he saw nothing. " If you're not a figment of my imagination, tell me how dumb this damn idea is f(BEEP)fa... " Silent then caught sight of who he was bad mouthing, and slowly sli... View More
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April 9, 2026
One of the joints on cannon was unfortunately replaced with taffy. Causing the main part of the cannon to lean forward, now pointing at the ground.
“ Uh oh…… Please, tell me that there’s still some fuse left! “ Thumping on the inside could be heard, presumably it was Silent trying to crawl out.
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April 13, 2026
uhhhh yeah around a minute of fu- *explosion bc fuse burns at an accelerating rate*
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April 13, 2026
In the blink of an eye, Silent’s crumpled figure was on the ground. Some of his legs bent ways they never should be.
“ F…F(BEEP) you, Pinkie!! Just gonna take a quick lap. Until I can feel where the dislocations are, I’ll be here. Ow…. “
“ Just an adrenaline shot and I’ll be good. I have some on me but my limbs are kinda…. Well, you know… Broken. “
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1 hour ago
" None taken. By the way, can you light the fuse? There isn't any switch in this thing to activate it. Or, I don't think so anyway. "
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April 11, 2026
Uh 'k, sorry in advance. *she pulls out a matchbox then lights a match then lights the fuse*
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April 12, 2026
" Don't worry, the only pony who needs to apologize is Pin- " Silent lived up to his namesake for a moment.
" Wait..... Pinky Pie, cannon.............. THIS IS A CELESTIA DAMN PARTY CA- " He was interrupted by the sound of party blowers and a wave of streamers. And it looked like some sparkly dust ... View More
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April 12, 2026
" Hold on, wouldn't that amount of gunpowder make a bigger bang than that?........... And I just jinxed myself. Shi- "
The cannon tilted itself up but slightly at an angle, then fired, an echoing ring in the air, with a faint sound of someone yelling. Silent looked like a spec of dust as he flew th... View More
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// If you want to draw Heart Piece again, then sure! But if not, then that's okay too. c: ❤️
//Before Princess Aphrodite, there was simply Berbeia c:
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//thank youuuuu bubblegum!!
you’ll be pleased to know I rewrote her stuff with two things in mind: strip down the stuff that I don’t think is appropriate for colourful horses annnnd make her less r/menwritingwomen while still retaining being a bit of a menace
With Atalanta in particular my thought ... View More
hsjkshf justice for Aphrodite?? in this economy? you spoil us,, <3
love the rewrites!! so so sleepy,, got sparse commentary but please be aware I am devouring the lore!! pan/poly Aphrodite is an exquisite choice!! civil political disagreements instead of yeeting consent & the girlies get to all be r... View More
//Exactly!! While I don’t want to defang her entirely I want her being a troublemaker to not involve facilitating someone tricking/forcing someone else to be with them.
Like I could see this iteration of her making two people who hate each other fall in love as a way to teach them a lesson in empa... View More
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2 hours ago
Autumn is before you, a briefcase in her mouth and a little tie around her neck! She sits down and drops her luggage, then holds out a hoof to you. "Hey how's it going? I'm Autumn, I'm here for that j... View More
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"...Wuh !?" Flem Exclaimed, She doesn't Remember ever hearing a Job Interview from her Manager!?, Plus She isn't really the best for DOING The interview!, She was just a simple Mailpony!
"It wasn't? Uhh... oh you want me to say good things about myself! Ehem.. okay.. My biggest strengths are that I don't know them!.. Wait.. no my biggest weakness is that I know my strengths.. uh.. hang on, I forgot how it goes." Autumn scratches the back of her head and frowns as she concentrates.
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14 hours ago
Oh boy... She could tell today was gonna be a Looong day, Too bad she didn't drink Cider cause she could really go for some right about now!, But for now She'd Quickly began to Sort Packages whilst She waited for the Mare to Answer.
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14 hours ago
"My weakest strength is bigger than my biggest weakness..? Yeah, lets go with that one then." Autumn said with a shrug, then eyed the packages with interest. "Ooo! You gonna open those up?"
"NO!??, They are for Couriers!, I just get Packages, And send them out, Sometimes I need to Drop off some Packages but overall I just Receive and give." Flem tried their Best Explaining, But She felt like She was Trying to Convince Rock that it was water.
Autumn gave Flem and the packages a confused look, scratching her head as she pondered over the explanation. “So… that’s a no to opening them then..? Not even a little peak? Huh.. weird! So that’s what a courier does! Sounds like a breeze, and with my speed I can get these packages delivered in no t... View More
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2 hours ago
Bubblegum sits behind a desk, the brim of her head slung low to give her a cool shadow over the eyes and a chewing toothpick held loosely in her teeth. "I've been expecting you," she answers, followed by an immediate oh no! under her breath as the toothpick fails to defy the laws of gravity.
A mino... View More
Autumn sat enraptured by Bubblegum’s demeanor, a soft gasp even escaping her as she watched the other mare do a cool catch with the toothpick! She didn’t know much about working, but having a cool boss must be pretty important to the job! Sitting up straight and wiggling in her seat till she look th... View More
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