" I have a question, what do you think is gonna happen in the next thirty seconds? "
( Make it weird or wild. )
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"You're gonna put the fries in the bag, or you're about experience Falling Down from the perspective of a bystander."
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April 15, 2026
"The fries. The bag." Cambia points the weapon, seemingly uninterested in explaining her capabilities.
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April 16, 2026
"What kind of animal do I look like? The dirty fries, if you'd please." It's hardly a robbery, she's already paid for the order.
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April 17, 2026
" Oh yeah, sure. Sorry about that, my friend. " Silent levitated some fries and a salt shaker into their bag, just in case they like salty fries.
" Anything else? "
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April 17, 2026
Catastrophic world ending asteroid impact, or my cat will hop back on her pillow and take a nap. It's gonna be one of those.
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April 15, 2026
" ... I hope it's the second one. Besides if it were the first one, I'm pretty sure we'd see it by now....... I hope. "
Silent whipped the sweat from his face. “ Phew. Woulda sucked if we had thirty seconds left. “
Oli nervously giggles and looks up at the sky. "I mean... I'm not an astrophysicist..."
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April 15, 2026
Silent's eye turned to the sky behind him, then came back wide and afraid. Until he yelled. " QUICK!! PAUSE REALITY!! "
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April 15, 2026
"Umm, that house over there is going to become sentient and ravage the neighborhood. Happens every Wednesday at exactly 3:20 pm."
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April 15, 2026
“ So you’re telling me that in fifteen seconds it will just pull a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony and mutate, come to life, or both? “
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April 15, 2026
"It just...comes to life. Like a monster house, but it only wants to be THE house on the block. Crazy, I know, but nopony can reverse this power, and those who have tried....well, they stopped trying." Meino adjusted his goggles and pulled out a camera from his satchel. "I don't know why others try ... View More
“ Soooo, get out the napalm or the deatomizer? Because I’ll gladly get out either…. Or both if need be. “
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April 16, 2026
"You have napalm...? Eh, maybe those could work. I haven't fought this entity myself, so I wouldn't know what it is weak to."
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April 16, 2026
" Eh. It looks to be made of wood. And even magically reinforced lumber is vulnerable to high temperatures. " Silent reached into his utility belt and took out a small grenade. It was kind of shaped like a smoke grenade, only it wasn't color-coded, and it was more green than a usual smoke grenade. "... View More
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April 16, 2026
The subtle sound of something big flying through the air could be heared. Roughly nine clicks away. Silent just stared at Shifter.
“ I f(BEEP)ing hate you…. “
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April 16, 2026
" ............... Okay then....... Had some... ' fun ' last night then, huh? "
A physical shadow came out of the one that Silent melted into. It was one word. ' No '
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April 16, 2026
The blacked-out figure of a pony was there, completely unaffected by the light. It just started running through both light and shadow, like a little swarm of VERY fast ants.
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April 16, 2026
Silent's head peered around a corner. " Thanks, Blackstone! You're the best! " He quickly ducked back around the corner.
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April 16, 2026
gonna load my Last Epoch game and continue to play Summoner Necromancer
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April 16, 2026
wth AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... View More
Silent took in a deep breath and let out a long sigh then gave you a cold stare.
“ You had one job….. One. Job. So, please tell me, how the hell did you mess it up? Seriously, I laid out the instruct... View More
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“ … Fair point. But still, it’s a cake! Not quantum physics! All you need to do is read maybe two paragraphs, and get out perhaps 12 ingredients… “ Silent began cursing in a French, to most others, it was fancy jibberish.
“ Dear Celestia… this is just another one of those times where I’m reminded i... View More
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//Tea Leaves has a fellow sapphic cousin (raised like sisters) named Coffee Stains, gonna draw her soon
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Happy 4/20 to all the pones who high out they bones!
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Eyyyyyy it’s that time of the year again, and for those cool colts and fillies who partake, hope yall have a good one and be safe.
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