Teh hors, Pa hors.
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Bright Brave
Stupid sexy Maxh.
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"By the 9 queens! That's your pa? Your dad's a BEAST! What do you feed that man?!"
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Maxh Vezpyre
"Das me, surprisingly my father was very small, the one with gigantism was my mother"
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2 hours ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Nah. Not the same. No one is truly the same. Although, they like a brandish their giantism like you do sir. Except they aren't as socially accepting to those of smaller stature but I'm sure you'd be alright. Often times they excavate on an extreme level while the hellhounds clean the pieces." Oddeu... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
"I didn't ask to be big friend" He chuckled. "Strength is relative, size or weight it doesn't really matter, even ants can lift ten times their size. Everyone has weaknesses and those who pretend they don't they're the weakest of them all so no worries... then again I have no real reason to visit th... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus simply shrugged, "No one's saying you have to buddy, just a suggestion. Nothing wrong with finding peeps with similar fuzz, copy? Might make buddies, friends.
But I get if you're one of those shy fellas or what have ya."
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57 minutes ago
Maxh Vezpyre
Maxh raises an eyebrow, the fellow kept trying to guess him out and that kind of weirds him out but with a shrug back he goes his merry way, there's work to do.
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48 minutes ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus snickered when he left without a word, "Yeah, bye, I guess! What a shy fella."
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44 minutes ago
"how do you do fellow canadians, lets go get a timmies and play hockey am i right?"
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Timmies is Brazillian now, Second Cup is Canadian so I hear. Still....nothing will replace Timmies in our fast food hearts. Alternatively, since it's cold now, you should also mention beaver tails. You know what that is...right?
I hate coffee. It gets me anxious every time. I stick with tea from here on. I wan't Timmies to put sugar back on their chocolate muffins. Love their hot chocolate too.
Hahaha I feel that! I’m neurodivergent so the coffee either 50/50 makes me sleepy or awake and there’s the funny third option of I’m tired but my heart is racing still. Either way tho I’m totally dependent on it and rely mostly on home brewing when I’m in the US since their idea of coffee is ??? syr... View More
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4 hours ago
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh I'm ND too! I drink pretty much only home made tea, black tea with maple syrup. White chocolate or regular chocolate with brown sugar flavouring? Yum yum.
We love our sugar. I tried Black tea with other flavours. Sugar tasted good with it...but just wasn't the same.
Next time im up north im getting a 20 pack of honey dip timbits </3 or split it if they still have the blueberry ones
Sausage farmers wrap and the NATO standard double double hits just right for my early morning commute to base.
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1 hour ago
*You would be at home. Looking to your side, you will find Sling. They were wearing a wedding band, that matched yours. Sling would turn to look at you.* Confused again love? Ya look so stressed, need... View More
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Wut? Aw man did I travel to another universe AGAIN? Or was it Discord? I'll be honest it was probably him, I was drawing something and the next thing I know, I'm here
*Sling would pet their head.* Satty, ya need to cool that noggin of yas. *Sling would place a cool rag on their head.* Aye make ya some sweet tea, relax love.
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November 21, 2025
Well, I do like tea, I guess I'll just go back to what I was doing *sketchbook is missing* uhhh, where did I put it?
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Yesterday, 6:13 pm
*Sling would use their magic to place the sketchbook in their spouse's hooves.* Love, ya loose that thing more than aye at Jinga. 2 sugars or 3 love?
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Yesterday, 7:10 pm
2 please, 3 seems like overkill
*she would ponder how it were she got here, it was awfully peculiar, but nothing seemed to be wrong at all*
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Yesterday, 8:50 pm
*Sling would kiss their spouse on the forehead twice, before passing the lightly warm cuppa.* There's ya sugar love. Its also in the cuppa too.
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2 hours ago
This ain't right, i'm married to Stickman!
*Sling would wince.* Love, it been years since he long passed. Could ya stop comparing moi to him. Aye kept ya alive and safe despite the many odd things thrown at us. We got married at ya choosing, and yet ya still compare moi to him? Am aye really not that grand in ya lovely eyes my love?
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*Sling would walk up to you, with his face caved in due to a strong punch. Yet on his left cheek was a kiss mark. With a muffled voice. (I'm not typing out his accent in a muffle. That is way too hard... View More
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*said mare was a miffed mirror fluttershy that had lost a bet...* yeah sure whatever bub. Now get me some ice cream.
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November 13, 2025
*she'd smile before tossing another electric guitar * Catch!
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November 24, 2025
*Sling would catch it with his magic. Once it was in hooves. he would play a bass hook, to match her playing.*
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Yesterday, 4:42 pm
*Sling would use his magic to convert the guitar into a spinning guitar. Like so.*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxMxqZv4910
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2 hours ago
"Just watch out for the guys with red or blue clothing. Like, all red or all blue. May be the Bloods or the Crips, I dunno, they been here for a while."
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November 21, 2025
Uh, I'm a child in an animatronic, I don't even know what 200 × 10 is yet
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November 16, 2025
What does that have to do with ya death? What, the stallion was insane?
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Yesterday, 4:42 pm
My papa and Uncle William built a pizzeria together, under the name Afton Robotics, that's my uncle's last name. They called it Fredbear's Family Diner, and made two animatronics named Fredbear and Spring Bonnie.
Later, the two built 4 animatronics, A bear; Freddy, a bunny; Bonnie, a chicken; Chi... View More
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Yesterday, 6:05 pm
Aye feel the incessant need to carry a shotgun to ya crazed loon uncle there. Wait, if ya dead and be possessing a bot like that? Why not just tell ya pa about what happened? Clearly ya pa is still around and not daft?
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Yesterday, 7:13 pm
Well, actually, Papa had to stop Uncle William after he came back from being springlocked, y'see, Uncle Will was taunting the ghosts of me and Davey's friends, when the springlocks of the suit he used to lure my friends stuck into him.
He was supposting to be dead, but he survived, somehow- Papa h... View More
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Yesterday, 7:21 pm
Ya family odd. So die and come back like so. Wait a moment in time. How could he even survive the spring locking? Is he some kind super pony?
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2 hours ago
Now, aye may need help. Can't feel the face and what not. Oi, am ye still there?
Lead the way to where? The hospital? Your marefriend’s house?
*Nitroxus was in his bunker, looking at his planetary scanner. He was just doing his bi-weekly world map scanning. He just finished the inner core, the outer core, the mantle, that really weird diamon... View More
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*Nitroxus would look at the GPS and his route.* No....? Yet it does pass by that area. Its near the western parts of Saddle Horn Peaks, near the old Discord plains. I figured that it could be a result of old Chaos magic running amok, yet never Sky Islands.
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September 23, 2025
* Sky-lands? You can count me in!
<??? darts to the door>*He was already in the ground, after a bit he would be rocketed back to the surface.* Well, that answer my question and yours... Its a mix of 3 things. Magnetism, high levels of helium and hydrogen pockets and light volcanic actions that creates propulsion spurts down the lower ground. All so epic t... View More
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November 18, 2025
*Inside of Nitroxus's tunnel, they would hit a large metal-like slab. It was a giant magnet, that was super cold to the touch. Around the magnet, the air was super light. It was hydrogen.*
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November 20, 2025
*Nitroxus would drill out the entire mountain that was Mount Everhoof. He would now stand in the rubble of the mountain, a little sadden. For he done the impossible, and now felt bad about it. He was ... View More
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"Oh, good! Now we can use it to build a factory! Oh, you're such a life saver, this is gonna make me so much money." She would aggressively shake his hoof.
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August 2, 2025
Wait what? Gloom, that is a terrible idea. For many reasons that I will not go into.
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August 2, 2025
"...." Gloom would rub her chin and squinted.
"Ah!" Gloom put her gloved fist into her palm with the revelation. "You're right we should appeal to non-drug addicts too! Good call, partner." She nudged him
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August 3, 2025
I'm not going enjoy giving you tips. So I will do this, in a way that I will be legally safe.
*He would adjust his glasses and mane.* Hypothetically, if you wanting to create a drug empire. How you're going about it will only create a bubble of an organization. You will only survive for for 3 years... View More
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August 3, 2025
Gloom would listen to what he had to say but it seems it didn't impress her much as she said, "Thanks for the advice but I don't think just anyone would suggest my type of plans unless they knew what they were doing or they are dumb as hell. If I was dumb as hell, I'd disregard your advice anyway." ... View More
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August 4, 2025
I only advise you as such, since I told others the same and they all failed. Besides, I used my 1 bad deed of chaotic evil on that this year.
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August 4, 2025
*he was next to him...dont know how he got here but he was silent till now* ...now what friend
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August 5, 2025
* Sounds nice.
"IS YOUR DRILL THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS AND INTO TOMORROW!?"
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August 13, 2025
Browned leaves fall, birds sing as they start their journey south, and the newly chilled air begins to swell with the scent of pumpkin, it's a beautiful day outside...
Nonetheless, the peaceful morni... View More
//I want rps...Please! Send me any rps.
//As long it something that you can clearly share with a parent or trusted friend. As well something that can't be used as court evidence in somepony's trial.
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*Obsidia came to a graceful land in the courtyard. She took a deep inhale of the crisp night air, the aromas of various flora filling her senses. The sensation of the grass beneath her hooves was admittedly a rather pleasant one. It felt good to go out occasionally for some stargazing. She laid down... View More
*Sling would be using his magic to hold a mic to record all the noises of the night life at this park. He would currently standing behind a tree.* Shush.. act natural love.
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*Sling would open the door to pick up Rami.* Lass, ya finally returned to moi. Egads, let's start with the plannin' and the lovin' and whatnots.
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