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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would be scream barking at a suspiciously placed banana. It was gently bruised and just... Sitting there in the middle of the sidewalk. I mean... What the heck. #rp
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would sigh and speak to himself.* Just accept it Nitroxus, just accept it...
Like 59 minutes ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would keep barking as the banana would have bulged from what was inside. The peel would explode with spiders. They crawled and crawled. Odd scream scream as he flipped into the air and onto a light fixture.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump from the fear so high, that he touched the clouds. Before getting back down, he spun his tail to keep him in the air.*
Like 26 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus can be seen silently placing a second banana directly behind the doctor.
Like 29 minutes ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would be barking and bouncing on all fours. He would go to jump again but the first one would unfurl its flaps, showing its horrifying underneath. The inside was rows of sharp, fleshing teeth. The banana show itself at Odd, latching onto his head. Teeth sunk and screams of muffled pain ensued.
Like 8 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus rolls his eyes, unfazed, he uses his magic to pluck the demon banana from your head, holding it aloft. "Calm yourself, it was merely a.... prank? i suppose you could call it a prank" he maintains, still holding the banana in his magic before he actually looks at it "Oh, oh i see now.... its c... View More
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PinkBow
shared a few photos
my half of an art trade with !!! ;-; thank u for trusting me with your handsome guy!!
Rough Winds
shared a photo
I got a lot of art paper to use before the end of the month so send requests away, can’t promise anything but people who got commissions from me in the past get priority
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Nova-Blast
..Jeff the killer maybe?
Like 1 hour ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
I gotcha. Draw more Sand Dune. Mhm. My collection must grow.
Like 1 hour ago
Rough Winds
ahh yess
Like 25 minutes ago
marry
evil pomni fr gos hard
Like 1 hour ago
Bright Brave
Sand worm!
Like 1 hour ago
Ramirez
A whopper
Like 59 minutes ago
PinkBow
shadow the hedgehog pls he’s my wife ;—;
Like 10 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
What if? In MLP Canon, was the leader of her own nation that was a literal threat to Equestria? How many would join her nation, or run in fear of her? Who would win the balance of power? As well... View More
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Chase
This is interesting because Chase does from from a family dynasty of former foreign nobility. In the present they maintain that dynasty through the private sector being one of those companies like Steam that someone can't invest their way in and ruin in the name of shareholder profits. If they went ... View More
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Chase
Something like that yeah. Family gets the final say on things but they save the micromanagement powers for when they need to cut through the red tape and get things done. The day to day stuff would be largely left to elected/appointed officials and local administrations.
Like 1 hour ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, that would make sense. There is a lot of things just to manage on the daily.
Like 1 hour ago
Chase
Not worth trying to thought police the population when your economy is propped up by global trade.
Like 55 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, that just so unfair. Darn you global trade having more power than you should...in the bad way. Global trade is good, just have to play nice to get the rewards.
Like 20 minutes ago
Chase
I mean they're not really poking others with a stick.
Like 12 minutes ago
Bright Brave
Chase is a push over. I'm a little small doe the task, but I could try.
Like January 12, 2026
Chase
So whats your address again?
Like January 12, 2026
Bright Brave
In your shadow.
Like January 12, 2026
Chase
Cute but whats your address again?
Like January 12, 2026
Maxh Vezpyre
Maxh is observing another skinwalker taking his own form and creepily just trying to walk on Maxh's body shape, very badly mind you. He's outside his house just watching it all happen, the cryptids ha... View More
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Maxh Vezpyre
And yes, there's a few that's also taking YOUR shapes and walking badly around. "Shh they're learning, whatever those creatures are, quite artistic" Maxh will give the imitators a 6 out of 10.
Like 5 hours ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Wow. I didn't know there were others that can vaguely change into other people. Maybe I'm a skinwalker?" Maxh felt a slight pinch. He felt like he lost a part of him. Weirdly enough, it could have been any skinwalker.
Like 1 hour ago
Maxh Vezpyre
His being belongs to an even higher being, too far above anything one could comprehend, he's a pawn in his Empress games, and she won't allow stealing on her property, for the yank shall be pulled. Though Maxh has certainly no respect for the serpentine deity, he's still compelled to obey. Though ... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Higher being? Snakes are nothing to us." Without warning, arms would shoot out of his mouth, splitting him in two. Two pale and veiny arms would slide out but before anything happens, a white arm would slam down on them, crushing them in half. Oddeus would stand behind the skinwalker, a giant wh... View More
Like 46 minutes ago
Maxh Vezpyre
"I never said anything about snakes, what are you on about?" Maxh's simply raised an eyebrow as from his lips no mention of his empress was ever muttered in any way, though he'll just add it as some oddities he sees around here. Maxh's seen and fought bigger monsters, he's unfazed by it, it kind of... View More
Like 32 minutes ago
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Well, now I know it's an empress of sorts. Nah, I'm not cool like that, Cosmo can see that you're blessed and I suppose cursed? Blursed?" Oddeus shrugged, magic never really interested him despite being a magic using Hellhound. "Skinwalkers are ambush hunters to lure in people by using the image ... View More
Like 13 minutes ago
Chase
Current mood: Not happy doing nothing but can't find enjoyment in anything.
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Vy Thresh
Very sorry to hear ;^:
Like 4 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Need a hug?
Like 57 minutes ago
Chase
Nah won't fix the problem.
Like 55 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
$20?
Like 21 minutes ago
Chase
I mean $20 never hurts but paypall doesn't work for me.
Like 15 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would be seen drilling into the ground with his tail. He was reading a novel, while it was drilling. His eyes were watering like crazy. Looks like the novel was very emotionally inducing.* T... View More
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Jumps behind him.- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Like January 6, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh, that's quite harsh and possibly evil.
Like January 12, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Maybe. Still a good reason to bath creatures in onions.
Like Yesterday, 5:34 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh...I think that would be so odd.
Like Yesterday, 8:05 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
What about garlic?
Like Yesterday, 8:09 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
I think that can make it worst.
Like Yesterday, 9:47 pm
Sheila Shulziker
Sheila would gently put her hands on his shoulders. Massaging him gently. "Whatcha reading, Soulspins?" Sheila glared down at him, her gaze was unwaveringly unnerving.
Like January 6, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm reading a romance...hey wait a sec! Why are you massaging me? Sheila, how are you doing today? Why do you keep sneaking up on me?
Like January 7, 2026
Sheila Shulziker
"I'm a spontaneous mare, it seems. Perhaps, you're my prey and you are just too easy. I personally wanted to know what you were reading and well... I get a bit... Grabby." Sheila smiled, massaging his back and its knots. "Oooh, that one is big. Don't worry, I am a scientist of many talents, Souls... View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of her grasp. Using his tail to stand above her. The tail would act as a kickstand to hold him up.* I'm not a prey! I'm a sentient being, so please stop that. Also, can you pass me my book? I dropped it. *The novel in question was on the ground, complete with his saved book... View More
Like January 7, 2026
Sheila Shulziker
Sheila raised a brow and shrugged her shoulders, "Not prey but yet you evade. "Sheila smiled confidently and said, "I hope I'm not making you tense now. I wouldn't want that." Sheila grabbed the book with the bookmark. She would turn from him to take the bookmark and place it several pages ahead. ... View More
Like January 8, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would take the book. Once in his hooves, he would feel something off with it. His paranoia was so strong, and ringing some bells. Yet, due to not having the very details. it was just a siren that was going off in his head.* Hmmm? Something isn't right. So, why the visit?
Like January 8, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus repeated uses a shovel to refill the hole as its being drilled, while Nitroxus is distracted with his book
Like January 12, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*That tail of his, was a strong drill. Meaning the more dirt that was placed back in the hole.* This is a such a wonderful love story....
Like January 12, 2026
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
Tarsus leaves for a moment, coming back with an entire excavator, dumping dirt into the hole while laughing maniacally, like hes actually accomplishing something.
Like 33 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*The sheer amount of dirt was now being placed above the hole. So much dirt in fact, that Nitroxus noticed that his drill wasn't doing anything.* Wait what? *He looked at his hole, or now a dirt pile. Then he noticed Tarsus.* Unn, hello?
Like 22 minutes ago
Tarsus of The Fourth Court
"Muahahahahaha!" tarsus proceeds to hide behind the excavator as if you could not possibly have seen him
Like 15 minutes ago
Bright Brave
Today is a good day. 😎
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Yes.
Like 19 minutes ago
Sour Belt
Sour Belt gives you a lecture (with Power Point presentation) on the Nicki and Cardi feud with a frantic intensity. You can’t leave.
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Brady Thunderfoot
-Shrieks the whole time.-
Like 5 hours ago
Sour Belt
“Exactly bestie, my reaction to Nicki’s flop career..”
Like 5 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
-Starts to cry. Big. Wet. Sobs.-
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The Outsider
Zerathur listens to attentively, taking notes in his grimoire every 30 seconds. Gathering this type of info is literally his only job in this mortal realm, he's not going to pass the opportunity to just be handed it on a silver platter.
Like 2 hours ago
Sour Belt
“And despite all that, they were both kinda flops in the end. Because of the men they chose to let embarrass them.” Sour Belt closed out his 4 hour long lecture. Was that really his takeaway from that? Oh well, at least he had a thesis. He was shaking due to the lack of being on his phone for the w... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
-In between sobs.- No....don't let him have it!
Like 2 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would silently cry to himself.* Why? I don't even know who these ponies are...
Like 56 minutes ago
Lambia
If you or a loved one believe you may be suffering from the effects of Lambia, contact our helpline at 1-900-490-FREAK as you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Brady Thunderfoot
No amount of financial compensation can amount to easing my pain of seeing your face near daily.
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Lambia
Good, saves me some money.
Like 8 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
I'm gonna call my banks anti-fraud line and push for an investigation.
Like 8 hours ago
Lambia
I'm gonna call my buddy Garçia and he's gonna bring his talking stick.
Like 8 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Does it actually talk?
Like 8 hours ago
PinkBow
Dawg do NOT call that number, it sets you up as an organ donor for her :(
Like 8 hours ago
Lambia
Lambia shoves Pink behind a conveniently placed bit of furniture with a dismissive hoof wave in the direction of the theoretical audience. "She's been drinking, she doesn't know what she's talking about, she's lying and she's criminally insane. I ASSURE you."
Like 8 hours ago
PinkBow
Pink huffs a little and sticks her head out from behind the furniture. “Well yes that is all true! But she took my colon!”
Like 7 hours ago
Lambia
"I'll put a new one in you if you keep running that mouth girl!" Lambia brandishes a switchblade at her before gesticulating back at the audience. "Just call the number, you'll get money!"
Like 5 hours ago
Rita Vezpyre
She hyperventilates, staring at the number with big ol' pupils, trembling and about to dial this number. She knows she shouldn't but...
Like 7 hours ago
Lambia
He compels you.
Like 5 hours ago
Ramirez
Public execution on Friday at 5:30 EST for Lambia
Like 6 hours ago
Bright Brave
Plz nu
Like 6 hours ago
Lambia
Finally someone is doing the right thing.
Like 5 hours ago
Ramirez
It will be a mandatory public event at one of Canterlot's public parks
Like 58 minutes ago
Pizzamovies
What I would give to be diagnosed with terminal Lambia.
Like 6 hours ago
Lambia
How much you got?
Like 5 hours ago
Pizzamovies
Not nearly enough. :(
Like 4 hours ago
Chase
end mii
Like 5 hours ago
Lambia
Not since you asked me.
Like 5 hours ago
Chase
Welp guess its eternal suffering for me then
Like 5 hours ago
Lambia
You and me both, buddy, you and me both...
Like 4 hours ago
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