*Suxortin would walk to the center of town and yell out spoilers for your favorite movies.*
In the new Mario movie, Mario loses his mustache to a Baby Yoshi. In the Sonic 4 movie, they kill off Shado... View More
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Ghostbit
Ghost...Had no idea what they were talking about, He never even seen a Film before.
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April 1, 2026

Suxortin Snipslous
I'm calling you poor. Poorer that most. You must be lacking some braincells to not understand that.
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Yesterday, 6:49 pm

Ghostbit
" Nooooo ?, I was literally a Normal Rabbit, Doesn't take much to confuse me most of the time." Ghost said, Sipping on a Juice box
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Yesterday, 7:53 pm

Suxortin Snipslous
Explain, where did you get that juice box?
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23 hours ago

Ghostbit
"...Already had it."
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22 hours ago

Suxortin Snipslous
Really?
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22 hours ago

Saturn Ring
Okay, what happens in FNAF 3 then?
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23 hours ago

Suxortin Snipslous
You're odd.
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22 hours ago

Saturn Ring
You too, who gives spoilers for the funny?
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22 hours ago

Suxortin Snipslous
I don't care for much. Ruining the joys of others is fun for me.
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22 hours ago

Saturn Ring
Where's your whimsy?
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22 hours ago

Suxortin Snipslous
I have none, not while you mortals are around.
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49 minutes ago

Stickman, The Normal Stickian
That's nothing. If you know a lot, tell me what happens in Rio 3 and my sister here can confirm it.
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22 hours ago

Suxortin Snipslous
Whoa, I can't believe you think that there is a Rio 3. That movie will never come out, not since the very studio was shut down. By Disney of all companies.
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48 minutes ago

Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*Pulls out notes saying that Rio 3 is in fact in production*
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41 minutes ago
*The Golden Scourge would laugh, as he would leave your place of work. Upon walking up to you.* I just placed a mimic in that building, good luck in finding! *He would laugh evilly, as he dispersed in... View More
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"If I have to play prop hunt for the fourth time this week, I'm gonna start killing the people who is putting them inside."
Good luck on trying to kill me. *He would pull off his own head.* I'm not a feeble mortal like you.
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2 hours ago
"...." Mimi just stood there, Not knowing Who that pony was, Or Why did they bring them here and placed them within the building. None of this made any sense, And it just pissed Mimi off.
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19 hours ago
*The Yellow Devil looked into the Mimikin's eyes.* Stop looking at me like that, like you're better than me.
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2 hours ago
“…How can I be better at something that never had a future to begin with ?” Mimi said, Staring into The yellow devil’s eyes, Walking towards them with no fewr in those eyes.
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1 hour ago
You arrogance mortal. Do you know who you're talking to? I'm your superior. My words should be law to you.
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57 minutes ago
Silent used his advanced magic to teleport Suxortin in front of him, then pinned him to the ground, having his arm on his throat, making it hard to breathe. Saliva was dripping from his mouth, as he wanted nothing more than to reduce his head to a pile of gore. Then he spoke with a distinct growl in... View More
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58 minutes ago
You think having a knife at my throat would make me answer, to you? For a mortal, you think too highly of yourself. Cut me, if you dare. For when you fail, and you will. I will return that cut onto you, at the same strength.
*From his tone, Silent could tell that the yellow devil wasn't lying.*
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50 minutes ago
Silent chuckled. " Who said I intended to kill you? No, no, no. I don't intend to do that, you yellow menace. I plan to do something far worse. And I will gladly do so if you need me to repeat myself again. What kind of mimic is it? And where or who is it? "
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45 minutes ago
While on a trip to Vanhoover, you see Silent, sitting in a secluded part of the Green Dragon. A hotel and bar. He seems to be looking over a document of some kind, occasionally taking sips from his gl... View More
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“ Alright, just keep away from the party racket. Don’t need to explain why. But, I would advise you start moving. Seems like it’s getting closer. “
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14 hours ago
*Nodding, the green pony would step away and leave. Once he was far enough, he would climb a tree to hide.*
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2 hours ago
Silent rolled his eyes and wrote a message to the hotel. Then sent it similarly to how Spike sends letters to Celestia. Instead of magical fire, he used a method called Smoke Screening. Basically, he took a lighter, lit the scroll aflame, then tossed it in the air. The ashes would manifest before th... View More
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51 minutes ago
A short pegasus clambers up on a bar stool and orders a cheese pizza and a pint of craft brew. It looks like a lot of food for a little pony.
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March 18, 2026
Silent looked up at them a moment, looked back at his document, then looked back, rubbing his eyes. But, after a moment, he just shrugged and went back to studying the paper
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March 18, 2026
//So I am seriously considering remaking a PayPal account just to set up specifically for my Ko-Fi. The original reason why I closed it was because I saw a payment through it that came up as MY.GAMES ... View More
*He would sit, hoping you would collect his pages just so he could bombard you*
Nothing suspicious going on, go ahead
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*Suxortin would pick up a page. Looking at the art, he sighed.* This looks like somepony was depressed. Well, guess I will need to burn this.
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22 hours ago
They're NOT suspicious, uh, totally not
*Toby waved at Slender from behind the trees, waiting to jump out from behind them, Slender waved a hoof in a "cut it out" motion at him, Toby saluted and tried to sneak up*
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22 hours ago
*You would get a knock on your door. Upon opening, it was a freshly made pizza of your favorite brand and toppings. It was made to your exact preferences. It came with your favorite to have with pizza... View More
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*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
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March 18, 2026
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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March 19, 2026
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
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March 20, 2026
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
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March 20, 2026
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
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March 21, 2026
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
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March 22, 2026
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
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March 19, 2026
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
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March 19, 2026
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
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March 19, 2026
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
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March 20, 2026
"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh," aux pauses the talon perched on their chin, "probably not, kill you i mean." they chuckle and slam the puppet onto the floor, pinning it with thier claws. Aux looks up at Nitroxas, "how deep does the livvng, go with this one des the stuffing come alive and try and crawl in you... View More
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March 26, 2026
*The green stallion would shrug.* Well its a puppet. The power comes for its tongue. Its odd like that.
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March 26, 2026
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence.
" I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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