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Shifter Burnside
i have no reason to arpeeeeeeeeee i have no friends i have no life and i have a tiny little di- jk
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TheGameChanger2-0
:D I exist
Like March 19, 2026
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TheGameChanger2-0
':0
Like March 20, 2026
Shifter Burnside
(:?
Like Yesterday, 6:51 am
TheGameChanger2-0
lol
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
(:?
Like 2 hours ago
TheGameChanger2-0
huh
Like 21 seconds ago
Talon Brush
shared a video
This is something I am looking forward to seeing!
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Fine! How much do they need to fund this? All I ask, is for Nitroxus have 1 frame of a cameo in a random background pony in an episode that literally doesn't matter. Also, is this legal?
Like 10 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
maybe
Like 5 hours ago
Talon Brush
Its a non-profit project and there are links in the description to where you can submit your OC as a background pony.
Like 45 minutes ago
Shifter Burnside
a
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Kadai Montanya
z
Like 49 minutes ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would jump out of your closet. He was currently fighting a puppet pony. It looked like you, only if you were made of felt. Nitroxus was trying to choke it out, with his arm around its neck.*... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I'll do one better. *I put on my amp and blast the puppet to smithereens using my void powers.*
Like March 18, 2026
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Nitroxus Soulspins
Actually, yes. I would like to see that.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I put the amp back on my wrist and aim outwards. Blue fire would come out of my hand.*
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Huh, not something I expected.
Like March 20, 2026
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Each amp I forge changes how I can output my attacks whenever I use my void powers.
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay, that make some sense.
Like Yesterday, 9:01 pm
PB
And yet they don't even know the most complicated stuff nor have to deal with my mother. Oh and they're more flammable than I am i just simply melt around heat while they're more likely to burn.
Like March 18, 2026
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5/14
PB
I'm fine. I just really need an ice pack. Something from a freezer is better. Fanning will kinda slow the process but not enough.
Like 10 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Do you have any in your freezer. If not, I have some ice packs.
Like 10 hours ago
PB
I should. I have several in the freezer in case of emergencies.
Like 9 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Let's head there now.
Like 9 hours ago
PB
Ok *They walk over to her fridge as she makes sure not to walk with her slightly melty hoof.*
Like 8 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*lights it on fire*
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5/6
Shifter Burnside
*uses flamethrower on it*
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Can you not try to cook me?
Like March 20, 2026
Shifter Burnside
ok
Like Yesterday, 6:52 am
Nitroxus Soulspins
Thank you
Like 11 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*more fire at the felt horse*
Like 2 hours ago
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gave the puppet a single look…and slowly it’s body began to slide off, As it was cut but a invisible force, Just what was it !? Well Mimi wqs made to be a weapon with precision in mind.
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5/13
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oi, don't you take that tone with me. *Nitroxus would stare back in haste and slight annoyance.* I'm supposed to be your friend, yet if you keep trying to bring harm to me. I might let some of the dangers of this world actually get closer to you.
Like March 20, 2026
The Mimikin
“…I DON’T need friends.” Mimi said in annoyance of his own, What point did friends mean to him!? Needless lives he have to worry about, To feel for, To grow bonds with that hurt when they inevitably die, A single tear formed in one of Mimi’s eyes, Like a part of him rejects this notion.
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would wipe their tear with a tissue.* Hey, don't get upset. I'm here to help you friend.
Like Yesterday, 9:03 pm
The Mimikin
Mimi would’ve gripped their hoof with a iron grip, Staring into their eyes. “I DONT need your sympathy.”
Like 19 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its not sympathy. It's empathy.
Like 11 hours ago
Aux "Batty" Cord
"How the huh?" aux shifts Thier wing into a hand and grabs the thing by the scruff, holding it above nitroxas as it thrashes. "what is this thing?" they chuckle slightly as the thing flails snapping it's plastic jaw rapidly, "its kinda funny."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would look at the pony.* Um, Aux, its a puppet monster. It wants to take over your life. How are you finding joy in this?
Like March 19, 2026
Aux "Batty" Cord
"ah, prey drive probably." Aux says, Their eyes glinting slightly, " so what now? do ya got a special cage for it? oooor do ya just burn the thing?" aux grimaced that he thought of fire, " oooh maybe it's got a mind in it, let's cut it open!" they dig in a bag with one of their paws retrieving a wic... View More
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm just going to let you have fun. I'm not going to even try to stop you. Since I fear that you would do that to me. if I tried to stop you.
Like March 20, 2026
Soliana Flare
*she'd immediately burn it to a crisp*
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Holy Jumping Solar Princesses! You almost burned me. *He would jump back from the smoking ashes.* So fast too.
Like March 19, 2026
Soliana Flare
I didn't like that it was copying me.
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I understand. Yet you almost cooked me up too.
Like March 19, 2026
Soliana Flare
Oh um sorry about that.
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its all good. Still alive and whatnot.
Like March 20, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just stood there. After a few moments, he sighed as if this were a daily occurrence. " I don't, but I have a better way of killing it. And no, it does not involve fire. Probably still want to let go of it though. "
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Silent V Dusk
Silent's face physically relaxed. " Ah...... You need to tell how to make these. Feels better than an adrenaline shot. "
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
Its funny that you say that, its has several endorphins in it, make the pain more bearable. As well, to help with healing. Its watertight too, so you can wash around the area with ease. Just keep it on for about a week, or how long it takes for your skin to grow. I can explain the science behind it,... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:05 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Maybe later, we clearly have something of a problem if there are more of those things. You sure you got the others? "
Like 18 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Holds the tongues of the long dead 7 puppets.* Yes.
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" ... I won't ask why you chose to carry those. I'm just glad those things are good and dead. "
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
You and Silent were sitting across from each other in a lowly lit space, which almost looked like an interrogation room, but also a meeting room. Behind the Silent was a projector screen and a project... View More
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Night Sky
Night Sky smiles. "Try running an entire city sometime, you'll quickly learn every paranormal corner, and soon discover that a great many things in life go unexplained."
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Silent V Dusk
( My bad, sorry about that. I can be a dumb-dumb sometimes. Corrected it. ) " The other creature I showed you, The Tide, there are still cases of it here in Equestria. However, the cases are rather...... odd to say the least. " Silent opened his mouth, and his tongue seemed to slowly turn a sickly ... View More
Like Yesterday, 7:05 pm
Night Sky
Night Sky did not pretend to unsurprised by what he had just beheld, but he also did not react immediately. He merely observed. After a brief moment he spoke. "I understand. Princess Luna understands. We know well enough what it means to be feared by those we desire only to protect. Thank you for te... View More
Like Yesterday, 7:31 pm
Silent V Dusk
" Maybe so. But I wouldn't call me your ' most valuable ally ', even I know I can be a bit impulsive, especially if I have the opportunity to kill something threatening Equestria's safety. However, I appreciate the gesture. Anywho, you and I both know that talking rarely fixes physical problems. Af... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:47 pm
Night Sky
Night Sky gestures to a desk with a quill and a few blank sheets on it. "With your permission," Night Sky picks up the quill and begins to write. "Princess Cadance and Shining Armor are not merely Ponydom's first family, as Their Majesties' Government in Canterlot would have you believe. Shining Arm... View More
Like 15 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" I'll keep all that in mind. And I promise, nothing will befall that family. If I break that promise, you have permission to slit my throat. For now, I need to thin their numbers... I thank you for the note. " Silent put the note in one of his many cloak pockets. " I'd advise you to do the same. I... View More
Like 14 hours ago
Snow Storm
“Yes,” they nodded in agreement, with a grin from ear to ear.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent returned the grin. " Good, this'll just be a simple process to determine if you're fit for the job opportunity that we have selected you for. Images of what most would call disturbing will be shown on the projector screen behind me. All you need to do is identify the creature and place of ori... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Snow Storm
“Oh! Fascinating. So.. I don’t need to sign any confidentiality agreements before you show me these creatures? This isn’t top secret is it?”
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" It isn't TOP, top secret. But Celestia does want us to be subtle about our work. Once you know what you'll be asked to do, you have full right to decline the offer. I'm not your boss, just an associate. And no, no signatures. We prefer not to keep records of this kinda thing. "
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Meino Mysticforger
"I mean, I have seen ghost videos before and...some of them are hard to just say they were faked. I have seen the shadows move by themselves, heard unexplained noises, and watched random objects move and fly through the air." Meino shuffled in his chair a bit as he thought about the many videos he w... View More
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Silent V Dusk
" Well, that's the thing. The entities that will be shown are already detained or quarantined. I'm just seeing if you have the foresight to deal with the most recent anomoly. "
Like March 21, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Is that right? Hmm...is it giant bugs? Big spiders are scary, but easy to deal with. I have some experience fighting them. Along with some frost trolls, sandworms, sentient trees...I have been around before, hehe."
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" If that's the most you have to deal with, I'd recommend leaving. This isn't some bug hunt, kid. "
Like March 21, 2026
Meino Mysticforger
"Well, fine. You ain't tell me what is going on anyway. 'Oh, this isn't some bug hunt', bet. You don't know my skills, bub!" Meino got up out of his seat and walked out the door.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just sighed. " Oh, how youth is wasted on the ignorant. Eh, well, he'll learn sooner or later. "
Like March 21, 2026
Olive Drab
Oli looks to the side evasively. "I-I've never even met an ET, I have no idea what you're talking about!" He then begins looking for an exit.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" Exit is behind you to the right. As I said, I'm on a strict timetable, and would prefer not to burn time on a waste of it. No offence meant, my friend. But, if you want to try a hoof at the test procedures, I'll be open. "
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Cambia glowers resentfully across the table. Her eyes fixed, her gaze unbroken, it's not clear if she's blinked once since Silent took a seat. Nor is it clear if she's even looking at him. More, boring a hole straight through to the other side. Through the wall, the wood, and on to the dirt outside ... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
Silent just put a hoof to his head. " Of course. We couldn't have Pepper Snap, or Spinns, or literally anyone else! Now, I'm stuck with a snarky, blonde b(BEEP)..... By the Elements, I hate my damn job. Look, I'm not happy to be here either. I'd rather be doing my usual, but we are dealing with some... View More
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
"I think I was particularly clear myself." Cambia retorts, folding her hooves over one another as she sits back, coquettishly. Taking pride in the admonishments to her name. "I have never experienced anything paranormal. If I was to, hypothetically, have experienced the supernatural, I would presume... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" As I said, if my sources were wrong, and you're just a dead end, then please take your leave. We both have better things to do than sit in here doing nothing about the current problem. "
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Oh fuck is this about the Blue Shift incident or something else?
Like Yesterday, 6:56 am
Silent V Dusk
" What? No. We're not dealin' with an invasion... At least, it's not your conventional invasion. "
Like 18 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
"Good then, I don't want to go through that again."
Like 5 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Well, chances are, you're going to have to go through something similar. Only there are less UFOs and more identity theft and replacement. But that's a topic for later. As of right now, all I need you to do is tell me what is depicted on the screen behind me when the procedure begins. Are we clear... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Alright.
Like 2 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
I literally guide them to the afterlife...
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5/7
Silent V Dusk
" Perfect. " Silent's horn lit up with a magical hum, and the projector sparked to life. The projector screen was lit up with an image of a red worm; it kind of looked like a leech. A relatively harmless being. The next image flashed by, and it showed a bird with large growths on its belly and wings... View More
Like 18 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Ah this is a Corpse Worm... I'm fully aware of them as they are normally seen in my home of Limbo. It's odd to see one outside of my realm however.
Like 18 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Very good. It was an outbreak that happened one and a half centuries ago. We had to torch nine-tenths of those who were bitten or had ingested a Corpse Worm. The rest were taken in for study. But that's mainly in the past now. Next one. " Silent's horn lit up, but the image didn't change. " Oh com... View More
Like 13 hours ago
Blackstone Edge
Now this one is not anything I've seen sadly.
Like 3 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Understandably so, precious few are even aware of the Corpse Worm, let alone this. This virus is known as Osteophyte Plates. Basically, it releases unknown chemicals and DNA strands that cause extra bone growth, especially adapted to where the bone is. Those same chemicals also cause predatory and... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Leon
The gigantic Shire sat across the table from the unicorn, a lit cigarette pursed between his one synthetic and one organic lip, looking over him with an unenthusiastic stare as he laid out why he was even here, resting his cybernetic arms on the table and clasping his hands together. "If you defin... View More
Like 12 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" Some would say that, it's not that I'm ill-equipped to deal with the problem, it's that there are too many of the problem for just one pony to deal with. I want to avoid putting you in a position where it could be too much to handle, even as a team. Not to say you're not skilled, just maybe not ex... View More
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
death!
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Blackstone Edge
Yes?
Like 23 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
hi!
Like 2 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Battle!
Like 11 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*explode*
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
( Should let ya'll know, there is some harsh language here and an RDR2 reference. Because sue me! I love the game! Also, this is long. Like REALLY long, so I hope you can spare ten minutes. ) While o... View More
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emez
ho my god holey yap
Like March 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
( That's an understatement. Also, was that in RP or OOC? )
Like March 16, 2026
emez
not rp
Like March 16, 2026
Silent V Dusk
( Alright, just checkin'. But yes, it was a lot of yappin'. )
Like March 16, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Your not my dad!
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Silent V Dusk
" Yeah. It's a relatively new flavor. But it tastes pretty good. At least, that's what I think. "
Like March 20, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
What if your wrong.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
" If you don't want it, you can just turn down the offer... "
Like 13 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
No. I want some. Pwease.
Like 13 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
" If you want it, just take it. " The cup was still levitating in front of her.
Like 2 hours ago
Pepper Snap
Are there any discord servers I should join? Preferably mlp ones where I can promote my commissions also
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Vanil
Aye, Ma'am. I will search for ones with, at most, acceptable levels of degeneracy.
Like 6 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
idk
Like 5 hours ago
Valora
Personal experience, I find nsfw servers buy more sfw arts
Like 2 hours ago
TheGameChanger2-0
real
Like 2 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Be honest, if you had to wade through one mile of packing peanuts up to your chest, and could only take one item with you, what would it be? No wrong answers, so long as you have a reason.
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Daddy Cambia
Water bottle. Hydration is important.
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
I'm taking the world's largest spoon personally.
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
For one spoonful of ice cream?
Like March 21, 2026
Silent V Dusk
No, so that I can use it as a shovel to move the peanuts outta my way.
Like March 21, 2026
Daddy Cambia
Then you aren't wading. You've been disqualified from your own challenge.
Like 17 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
I said you could only bring one object. I didn't give a limit to what you could bring. You could bring a deatomizer to vaporize the peanuts if you wanted.
Like 2 hours ago
Vanil
A wooly sweater so I can zap whoever caused this inconvenience, at the end.
Like Yesterday, 12:29 am
Silent V Dusk
Yes! Pure brilliance!
Like 18 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
"A lighter."
Like Yesterday, 4:48 am
Silent V Dusk
If you plan to light the packing peanuts on fire, you do realize that you are, and I quote, having packing peanuts up to your chest. You will be burned with the peanuts.
Like 18 hours ago
Dr. Norman Reiner
"I'd like to see where packing peanuts would stop The Hollow Body. Give me a break."
Like 18 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Alright, alright. You do you.
Like 2 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
my item kit bc it has literally anything i need inside, but technically still a singular item
Like Yesterday, 6:54 am
Silent V Dusk
Smart. Not a bad choice.
Like 18 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pop his head out of the floorboards of your home. Nitroxus was slightly dazed from the sudden breach.* Hey! Why do you have termites forming under here? They bite so much! *Nitroxus wo... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh, no! That's my underground colony of red ants! I feed them weiners and bananas." Oddeus haphazardly laughs as he puts sausages in the floorboards.
Like March 16, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would pull himself out of the floor, annoyed.* Why would try to feed them, as I try climb out?
Like March 16, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Oh! Uhm... Well, I figured they could like... Eat you... If that's cool. That would be cool, yeah?" Odd raised a brow.
Like March 17, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
No, that would not be cool! Stop trying that! I don't want to be eaten!
Like March 17, 2026
Dr. Oddeus Reiner
"Maybe... Become an ant yourself? Perhaps I will then help you from the sink hole you're in."
Like March 19, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I'm not an ant! If you are just going attempt to kill me, then I will have to destory the hive.
Like March 20, 2026
Yami Crosshide
oh hi friend, this isnt my house *he smiles cheerfully*
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Yami Crosshide
*he morphs his body so hes not in head first...its weird* no all good
Like Yesterday, 8:44 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Um...So are you going to eat the termites or not?
Like Yesterday, 9:08 pm
Yami Crosshide
oh do you want me to do that while your still in here or would you like to get out
Like 10 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
I can get out, then you can enter. *He would climb out.*
Like 9 hours ago
Yami Crosshide
*he sinks in since technically he was like right next to nitro in the hole...after nitro got out, yami started to make vacuum noises and tiny dots start entering his mouth*
Like 8 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh no you don't! Get back in there and do something about the termites! -Takes a plunger to him.-
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Nitroxus Soulspins
The better question, is why don't you have any acid on you? I do a lot of candle and soap making when I'm at home in the bunker. I need some acids and bases to make good soaps.
Like Yesterday, 9:09 pm
Brady Thunderfoot
Cause I'm not a biological terrorist?
Like 16 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
How would you use acid in a biological terrorism ploy? That's so stupid. You would be better off just creating a new virus or bacterium to do the job to end lives. That or spend years of gaslighting the population from taking their medical care seriously. Like vaccines and wearing preventive gear.
Like 11 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
Cause acid burns.
Like 11 hours ago
Nitroxus Soulspins
Formic Acid only causes mild burning and stinging pain. It can't even break the skin. Yet it burns away at exoskeletons of insects. Hence, why I'm dropping on termites.
Like 9 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent was sitting on the nearby grey couch, key word being WAS. When Nitroxus popped out the floorboards in front of him, Silent jumped and screamed. " WHAT THE F(BEEP)!??!!? " Upon screaming, he fell backwards, making a thud on the hardwood floor. " Gah! " Silent picked himself up and peered over... View More
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Silent V Dusk
Silent heaved a sigh; he also looked slightly concerned. " When you took the blastpowder out of the bag, did you put some pekticlear liquid in there? Because, if you didn't, killing the termites would be the least of our worries. "
Like March 20, 2026
Nitroxus Soulspins
I left it in the bag....in the metal crate....With some silicate bags in there. So its won't oxide nor take in moisture...?
Like Yesterday, 9:11 pm
Silent V Dusk
Silent just had this :| on his face for a moment. " Ffffffff(BEEP). " Silent suddenly jumped up and rushed into the laundry room. A cap could be heard popping off, then sizzling, then a liquid pouring out of its container, and the sizzling stopping. Silent, then walked back in, a look of relief on h... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:50 pm
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well, I'm going to hack the termites natural instincts. Like most pests, when they find a tasty snack, they will share it with family. Even if something tastes good, doesn't always mean its good to eat. Sometimes, the sweetest candies can be a poison worth its weight in blood. *Nitroxus would take... View More
Like 11 hours ago
Silent V Dusk
Silent gave Nitroxus a round of applause. " Not bad, my friend. Not bad at all. Now, all I have to do is replace the floorboards. Shouldn't take much longer than an hour max. Knew it was a good idea to keep a few washers, screws, and spare lumber on hoof. "
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