Had a celebrity come in the ol' place of business today.
The bugger didn't even tip.
When the revolution comes, I won't save you.
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Chase
I don't think anyone is counting on your help in a revolution.
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Why do you even want just a slice of the mush-bit of the pie
Where would you hold it from? Are you putting your fingers on pie mush? Holding it like you’re a fancy waiter holding a plate and biting down from above? Using a fork, which I guess is fine but really fucking weird?
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You, my friend, have wounded me, and wounded me deeply. Who hurt you?
( Hope you're ready to read a college essay, because this is a VERY long one. To those of you who give me the time of day, I hope you enjoy the RP. )
Perhaps you were just walking home, perhaps you w... View More
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Shifter decides to go to the Salt Bar. He has encountered something like this before. He knows what to do.
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At the Salt Bar, the usual was happening. The same old man getting kicked out for having too much salt, groups of cowpony lookin' folks, and the same mare could be heard playing the piano.
As you walked in, you saw the mare, and maybe you were able to realize what song she was playing. Either way, ... View More
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And just like that, Uriel's gonna become my new favorite Warframe to use. Alongside Nokko and especially Lavos Prime. Bullet jumping go WHEEEEEEEE *Flies into outer space using Uriel's 1*
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*drags him back down to earth* oh no you don't you have a wife to love!
*Brave decided to take off a free Day from Knight Duty, leaving his Armor at his Home and just siting, rleaxing and eating cupcake, while many other Ponies stare at him, since it´s very rare to see hi... View More
Laly sighs out at she just watched an experiement failing so bad that at least 3 ponies lost their lifes. She closes her eyes, inhaling some air through her nose before she opens them again to gaze do... View More
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"Doctor Laly, Please keep your head on straight. These valiant individuals went in knowing progress is on the line." Sheila would smile wide, the edges of her lips seemed elevated as if she wore a costume.
"In fact, this is a good learning experience for everyone, Laly."
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"Sheila would look over and laugh, "I'm sorry, Laly, I didn't know you were... Such a square." Sheila hunched her back and blinked a few times.
"Doctor Laly, maybe we as a collective need to watch the seminar about threat assessment." Sheila would smile and hum a chuckle.
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Laly's ear flicks as she just gazes at sheila "What did you just say? I'm a...square?" She repeats as she slowly turns around to face sheila, her eyes locked on her.
"How about YOU become a D-Class personal for a week? let's see if you can still chuckle at that!" She says, her voice calm but also a... View More
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"This is why I prefer security. Of course, there are some breakouts now and then, but it doesn't usually give you the mental torture of seeing the subjects get pulverised."
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*He was just standing as Guard only, but notice, how her hoov shake it, by one simple Question. Still 3 Ponies lost their Lifes, it hurts, special their Families, Friends or lovers.*
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"Oh, Oh-ddeus, Oddy... It's another illusion of your fragmented mind. Oh woe is me."
"Yeah, It's a common occurrence. Last week it was an 8 foot tall dragon lady and the week before that it was a giant spider."
" ......... Since when were me and him in a relationship!???!??!?! I thought he just liked to annoy me!!!! "
Silent just stared at PinkBow, glaring daggers.
" Okay, look at yourself, realize that the universe doesn't revolve around you, and stay the f(BEEP) out of my sight unless you have an actual reason for disturbing me. "






















