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Spectral Flame

Male. Lives in  Trottingham,  Equestria. Born on December 3, 1998
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Spectral Flame
Well, just watched the new episode, without giving any spoilers it was fucking adorable!
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Spectral Flame
Welp, I decided to finally be brave enough and apply to join the Army, I fucking got denied on a medical basis because of my form of Autism and that I had a tooth removed in the last 6 months
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
damn. I got denied from the Navy instantly cause I have visual problems. You know the army wants PERFECT humans with no imperfections
Spectral Flame
Yeah, I think it may have been a mix of both, if it was one or the other It may have been fine, but because it was both it was a problem
Daddy Cambia
Or they want people without glaring medical issues that could be a problem down the line, same reason Asthmatics cant join the air force.
Flam
cambia has a point here.... for once an unironic one.
Darren Cuffs
Take it from me. You don't want to join the army. They'll fuck you over and drop you, just like t hey did me.
Flash Wilson
The big green weenie of the USMC got me
Spectral Flame
I dont want to know about big green weenies, dats just weird
Darren Cuffs
I was in for almost 2 years as an MP. Then I broke my knee and they threw me away.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I'm in the British Army and we have all sorts here :joy: but I think we operate mostly under the assumption that if you can pass the training you're good to go
Spectral Flame
It was the British Army I applied for since I do in fact live here, Born and Raised
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wait, really? that's weird. We have someone with autism in our unit, someone who's had their toenails off and all manner of shit
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Although, if you wait for the 6 months, with the tooth, you should be alright mate
Daddy Cambia
I tried to join Mossad but it turns out I'm not Israeli
Flash Wilson
What a schmuck
Basalt Alltrades
// ayyylmao, they wouldn't take me because of my allergies back when i applied
Daddy Cambia
Sneeze on the rifle
Basalt Alltrades
// worst part was because i had hay fever and was allergic to dustmites, how the fuck am i gonna get hay fever in a god forsaken desert?
Daddy Cambia
You'll probably get it when China invades the continental United States
Basalt Alltrades
// how are they gonna invade if they already own us because of our debts?
Flam
This is why California needs to stop. They owe like 2/3s of the national debt.
Spectral Flame
Spectral at random, drags a bathtub out into the middle of a field, fills it up to the brim with Soft Pasta and Ravioli then climbs on in for no reason
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Dream²
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