Friendship Letters

So... Storytime.... Part 4, blog post version. Forgot to upload the other day. Oops. Right, so... Another instance where for all intents and purposes, literally... I should be fucking dead, and the world must suffer my continued existence. On ops again. We'd been doing some recon, and I was hit by some debris. Not that bad, aye? Went down, concussion, some bangs and bruises, thankfully not really worse for wear. I was just unconscious, lazy cunt that I am. ...

"Well, I am not sure how to even go about addressing this. Do I even have to justify myself? Is the purpose of my letter just to try and explain what has been going on? Though I have not been much for writing or academics, perhaps I will feel some ease putting my feelings to paper." "From a young age, I always assumed that once you were married, that was it. Concepts such as divorce were genuinely foreign to me before I moved to Ponyville, those years ago. My parents were always..together. Th...

Hello Ambient Waves. It's been a long, long time since we have last talked. But I wish to inform you as a diplomat of the Zephyr Kingdom and a piece keeper of a curtain jewel. Your goal is to keep peace between our Kingdoms, but two of your dragons you call Adine and Anna has killed a couple of my guards on Zephyr Kingdom grounds they were last seeing flying to Equestria. As you are already aware this is classified as a act of war in most griffins eyes.. We wish to know how the Zephyr Kingdom...

So! How to start? Hmm... Organized? Sections containing different things? Or a big sloppy mess of a paragraph? organized sounds good let's see DISCLAIMER: If bits of the paragraphs don't seem to fit well, or seem to interrupt the flow, that's my fault. It's mostly because sometimes I forget to put things in that I should put in it, and remember to do it after I've already moved on, so I go back and add that in. ...

Hello Ambient, We wish to inform you that Adine is a wanted dragon as well as Anna now. We have found three dead with claw marks, we are currently in lock down in the kingdom letting no one out or in. We wish you don't attempt to return till everything is checked and secure. Guards have been increased massivly so don't have to worry about me, we have now lost our chef Adine and our scientist Anna.. We have reason to believe dragons are trying to rebel for no reasons if one more happen we migh...

*From the carriage ride that Trixie, Zaten and Hymn were apart of. The large Journal is leather wrapped, and old. Very old it seems. As old as Wyatt himself. On the front cover there are multiple addresses crossed out. The final one is printed: IF FOUND RETURN TO CMDR. WYATT C. RYDER, MILITAIRES SANS FRONTIERES OUTPOST, COLUMBIA* The first page has a some kind of... Vow written down. Scribbled out is something saying he has no one to dedicate the book to. 'A Vow unto my own, that never from th...

"Hahaha...haha...hahaha....This has to be weird. Writing down the action of me laughing. But....How couldn't I! Finally! He took some damage! It was true! It was all true! The Bow! It was there! We got it! And we took it from Torment!...Oh my heavens...I can barely process all this. I gotta take some breathes and catch this journal up with what happened." "The Zebras have done a fine job on fixing my wings. They are wrapped and set into a sling. Both of them. Meaning, I won't be able to fly ...

I, personally, don't have the greatest feeling, concerning Gen 5. Like.. I don't have anything wrong with rebooting or whatever, just... There's too many things that just raise red flags for me. I don't really want it to flop either, but considering the state of the entertainment industry, My faith in them isn't the highest... I'll be giving it a chance myself. ONE chance. If what I'm hearing about Gen 5 being more teen oriented is true, they have a great oppourtunity to explore some really a...

Sophitia was a bundle of heartache and nerves. She knew that Niakoro had the right idea, hiding away from the vampire lord and any of his cohorts, but....Tia just wasn't that kind of girl. Being cooped up in a witch's hut, in the dark, dank Everfree, was a burden on her very soul. And yet, staying in Ponyville hadn't been an option either. As much as it pained her to be losing gentle, beautiful creatures like Ephemeria, whom she hadn't embraced in so long because of being in hiding, she would...

"Joy taught us both, and we all became thick as thieves. A bond closer than family, than lovers. It's not something you can explain. We developed a new type of hand-to-hand combat together, were taught how to be soldiers. True soldiers. *chuckle* A question I often get asked... Did I love her, though? Did I harbour romantic feelings for her? Yes. Yes, I did. That's the simple answer. But, after training with Joy for a while, she left. Without reason or explanation. Of course, I knew she must hav...

//I've decided to write a few blog posts here and there to sort of flesh out the kinds of things Asuka might experience when she responds to calls. Doing them in blog form because they'd be too long for wall posts. It had only been an hour since their shift began. Asuka and Frank had already responded to a handful of calls, and it didn't seem like they were going to slow down anytime soon. After having just dropped off a stallion at Grace East Hospital the two are greeted by a voice from the...

ALRIGHT! Storytime part 5, THE REBLOGGENING. Don't even know if anyone reads or cares about these, but fuck it, here we go. This is a little lesson in trickery, and goes some way to explaining my risky joke history, and will show how far military people will go for a prank. Also, this may traumatise any car enthusiasts. Right, so. Military family day out! We were doing some demonstrations for the families of army personnel in the local area. It's a nice day out, food, drink, kids welcome ETC....

The morning was dark with the storm clouds covering the sky. It had rained all in Vanhoover the night before, making everything humid, damp, and dreary. Sitting inside one of Vanhoover's many coffee shops were two ponies dressed in EMS uniforms. The first pony was an Emergency Medical Technician. A broad pegasus stallion with a short, slick, black mane, and a light blue-gray fur coat. The second was a Primary Care Paramedic. An earth pony mare with light pink fur, and a long, straight, blonde ma...

I started as nothing but a thought. And from that thought, I emerged into the darkness of existence. I came as a shining light in the middle of many others, which dimmed upon my arrival. Father called me of Hope, and I was soon introduced to the other lights. Despair, Justice, Knowledge, Love... And Life, my mother. Back there, there is no such thing as time, so I can't say when the Agreement occurred. But it did. Darkness came out of the void, but it had a shape and was not affected by our p...

*Ambient receives a letter that had a sharp coloured red boarder signalling importance of the letter. * Hello Ambient, We have had a small problem, one of our guards were killed and Anna is missing, we have clear evidence that she was the attacker. We have claw marks around the room on the walls and on the armor. We are asking that if you receive any future to disregard and if you see her or she sent you a letter with her location, please let us know. ...

"I'm bored." Midnight mentioned out loud to herself, sitting on the couch in her living room. Nothing was going on that day, her shop was all caught up on orders, her garden had already been tended to for the day and she had done her laundry and shopping. There was nothing at all for her to do. She let out a sigh as she flopped backwards onto the couch, shutting her eyes and starting the wait for the end of the day. A peculiar thought hit her; she was lucky. Lucky she had her own shop, lucky she...

"Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! Why this?! Why did it have to end this way! Why have we gotten to this point! What mistakes have we made to have these things plays out as they have?! Me, the Second in Command, having to write in the Prince's Journal as he's being treated for major injuries! I'm forced to do nothing, but sit here and wait! Me! Miss Velvet Sweets, couldn't keep her Prince safe! How.....how did I fail...." ===================== *3 hours ago...* ...

Well, I am back with a new mentally and a lot of new things. With that said few people have been blocked and the waters have tested and now I do have to say, such a better user experience for me beinf on this site, so I return and I considering how replies to blogs, posts or such go when it comes to people being general asshats will just be blocked and forgotten. Things that will be returning ...

"Do you know one of the best feeling in the world as I'm writing this journal entry? Having a room. A well fitted room, nothing too fancy as it's suppose to be for ponies that are traveling into the village for trade or rest. Still when me and my Lunars and some Solars had trotted our way into this late night village, we probably should've expected the reaction we got." ====================== *One Hour Earlier* ...

"I wonder if such a thing could exist. A weapon that was so pure and powerful, that it could eliminate all manner of Darkness with just the tip of the arrow. Hearing it and writing it, sounds like a work of fiction. An old tale one tells to their children to pass on legends of battles and wars. Still, if such a thing did exist? I know who the owner used to be. The Artemis Bow. A bow that was given to my Mother before my own birth. I've seen this weapon first hoof. Elegant gold at it's base and c...

Crystalline's life has been shaken to the core. Twisted and burned at both ends to leave only a center of avenue left. Everything so far has begun to amount towards something...important. Something everlasting. Her life had always been a stale lesson on how to be a princess, but with nothing to rule over. It's been like this up until now. Freedom now reigns for the pegasus princess as she slipped away from her "guardians." She ran into trouble with her magical orb teleporting her across Ponyvil...

OP rpers are an annoyance. I think we can all agree that at some point during our time here on CA we have all met one or more rpers who are all powerful 'gods' who cant be beat. While sometimes the best option is to simply ignore them or to ask them to stop, often times that doesnt work, and an rp dies. However, i am here to offer you a few fun ways to screw with op rpers and mary sues. Let us begin with the op rper. If he enters the chat and starts messing up the rp for everyone, someth...

Reposted blog story, as usual! Alright, so... We were on ops. It was a hot country we were in. We'd been standing in full kit in the heat all day, guarding a border. Boring work, really. Nothing special happened while I was on duty, although I've heard some stories and there's been a lot that's happened on said border. Anyway, myself and a bunch of the lads decide to go out past the border that night to a nearby town for some drinks and to possibly pull. Anyway, the latter never happened f...

"I've been called a lot during my life. Butcher, Legend, freak, heartless, cold, unkillable. Done a lot too. Been only one thing. When I first came to Equestria, it was... It was something I had no idea could exist. It was like a dream. A fairytale. There was no war. No hatred. It has it's problems of course, but... It's so much more peaceful than my world. Equestria holds a freedom I'd never known. Like the cards of life laid bare before me. It didn't need soldiers. The type of soldier I was. I...