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Seir Genevieve
Hiii, I'm not dead, just addicted to a game right now c,: hahah, please help, I just want to get my life back!
Ahndray Light
I hope the game is worth playing though! What is the game we are talking about?
Antique FourHooves
What sort of game is it?Also,I Guess you could get your life back if you somehow brunt yourself while playing that game for too Long
War BrightBravemon
Stay strong. This too shall pass
Aubade
Is there anything besides being addicted to games in life?
Seir Genevieve
"The thing is, I can tap dance."
Flam
Flam wonders if the tap dance is worth his doul to see
Seir Genevieve
It's one hell of a tap dance
Flam
Flam decides that because there was a pun, perhaps he shouldnt see the tap dance
Seir Genevieve
His eyes weren't worthy of such a beautiful dance anyways >:c
Zerathur "Grey" Naszberuk
"Khas, if only the piano hadn't ran away."
Seir Genevieve
Seir summons his fiddle.
Twisted Fate
"On the graves of the heretical?"
Seir Genevieve
//I over-gamed and now I feel sick, unsatisfied and disappointed. Could've played the exact amount of hours and left feeling rejuvenated but noooo I had to go and overdo it >:c
D‎ream²
How much competitive points did you lose tonight??
Seir Genevieve
The hell is a comp point
D‎ream²
Oh. It's that one thing you slowly rack up over a week or two, which places you in your according tier on the game's competitive ladder but you end up losing a mass of in a mere three or two hours because you initially wanted to only try to get back what you you lost before getting off, thus making ...View More
Seir Genevieve
Ohhh, well I was playing sims so I guess I lost them all uwu
D‎ream²
Ohh. Damn that's tough I'd be going to bed mad that night if that were to happen to me :c
Zerathur "Grey" Naszberuk
How in the Khas does someone over-game?
Amity Guard
It's called getting burnt out and it usually happens when you play for a large amount of time.
Zerathur "Grey" Naszberuk
Huh, interesting, never felt that.
Amity Guard
That's good! That means you play games you really enjoy and/or you pace your game playing time. Regardless, playing for a long time or getting extremely frustrated can result in gaming fatigue so make sure to take breaks often everyone!
Zerathur "Grey" Naszberuk
Indeed! Everyone: Be healthy, drink water and don't forget your necessities! Don't be like Waste, who once spent over 24 hours sitting in front of the computer playing CDDA. My fingers still hurt from that day.
Seir Genevieve
It feels a lot like when you eat too much of something you like and you start feeling like you don't like it anymore and it starts to give you nausea, but in the brain
Spirit Weaver
gamer moment can we get an f in the chat
Vy Thresh
Big F
Seir Genevieve
Seir ate a particularly spicy soul and now he has heartburn.
Butch
"Oooh! I always wanted to know what those TASTED LIKE!" She would pull him by his bow tie. "ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?! GIVE ME ONE! OR I'LL PIN YOU AND READ THE YELLOW PAGES!" She gave an angry look.
Seir Genevieve
Seir's shaken like a rag doll until his face goes green. He looks at Butch all disoriented and then pukes all over her.
Butch
"AGAIN! THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK! COME ON MOM!!" She would toss him over out of frustration.
War BrightBravemon
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Akriel
*akriel reaches in her side bag and gives seir a tums* "usually have to carry them for when i go to a restaurant."
Ghostbit
Apon reading the word Heartburn he would start blasting Seir with a firehose he barrowed
Dragonfly
Weir knows how Dragon’s admin feels on a daily basis. Fun. “Demon pony have spicy tummy? Am too, all time.”
Seir Genevieve
"Hi, I'm here to collect your soul. We can do this the good way, the fun way, or the eco-friendly way."
Captain Sky N. Nova
"Hate to break it to you but we as a society had no soul since 2015 or so."
Seir Genevieve
"I know, I've done a good job."
Lt Buster
"My apologies but I sold mine back in 09 to have wicked guitar playing skills" he proceeds to play Through The Fire and Flames perfectly out of a electric guitar that seemed to come out of nowhere.
Seir Genevieve
"I know. I'm not here to buy, I'm here to collect the debt."
Lt Buster
He began to sweat profoundly. "Hey uh....look over there! A priest coming over with Holy water!" He then threw the guitar and ran for his life
Koko
“But I haven’t signed the contact yet-“
Seir Genevieve
"It's okay! We took the liberty to sign for you, we know that's what you would have wanted." Seir grins.
Koko
“Then where are the boys like I was PROMISED”
Seir Genevieve
"T...the boys?" Seir re-reads the contract. "Y... You didn't order BUOYS?"
Koko
“Oh no..You guys seriously mistyped my damn contract and FORGED MY SIGNATURE?? I’m taking you to demon court unless i am thoroughly compensated”
Cheddar Cheese
Seir we told you to stop eating souls you're getting fat
Seir Genevieve
Cheddar Cheese
YOU HEARD ME
Little Luck
*grabs the guitar Lt Buster threw and hits her with it*
Little Luck
Oops a gender typo... plz don't sue me.
Seir Genevieve
Seir's horns take most of the hit, he's now sour and offended. He assigns Little Luck to Hell's absolutely shittiest neighborhood.
Little Luck
*blows up hell* NO! I REFUSE1
Baron Redpath
"What? My soul, im not giving you anything seir. Besides we've been over this"
Phoenix Wind
"I'm busy right now. Can we reschedule?"
Verdant Darkness
He just looks at him. "I apologize, but my soul is a bit... Well, lets just say that even hell wouldn't want it."
Antique FourHooves
“I’m sorry,you want to WHAT!???” Antique said in horror as he took a step back.
Seir Genevieve
"Wheeeeere have all the damned souls gone and where are all the sins?"
Carmine Gumshoe
“Where’s the scraggly imp that stabs you with a three-pronged fork?”
Seir Genevieve
"Isn't there a wicked witch upon a fiery stick?"
Carmine Gumshoe
“Sometimes I sin and blaspheme and I dream of what awaits meeeee!”
Ghostbit
"And where Is My Super suit! I need it for a birthday party!"
Vy Thresh
"Where's the streetwise Lucifer to fight the rising odds?"
Auburn Till
"Stop being such a simp"
Seir Genevieve
“Said the simp whilst looking at himself in the mirror, but he couldn’t stop” Seir narrates.
Auburn Till
"......have you been watching alot of soap operas?"
Auburn Till
"......have you been watching alot of soap operas?"
Radiance Highbridle
"I find that most commoners have no concept of the value of a soul, and therefore already contracted it in exchange for something quite mediocre. It makes it quite difficult to acquire one as a result. Disappointing really."
Seir Genevieve
Ghostbit
"Why do i feel like you're staring into my soul....And could you look any snazzy-er! Heck i made a new word!"
Seir Genevieve
Seir plays his fiddle to mock the way you waddle down the street.
Sting the Changling God.
Sting would smile as this just means he has someones attention.
Seir Genevieve
Much to Sting's dismay, Seir wasn't really interested in him, he was just the perfect excuse to play with his fiddle.
Sting the Changling God.
Sting would sigh and just watch him play.
Baron Redpath
*follows seir with a tuba instead*
Seir Genevieve
"I'd be careful if I were you, I've seen your files. You die from choking on a tuba's nozzle" Seir casually mentions.
Baron Redpath
He just stares for a few moment then just lobbed the tuba away "you still dont get my soul." He looks smug
War BrightBravemon
Bright played a harmonica, to mock how Seir played the fiddle.
Ghostbit
"At Least i'm not in a Irish band!"
Seir Genevieve
"It's time for me to ask the monthly question..." Seir sighs, rubs his temples then brings out his Salesman:tm: smile. "Why hello there! Are you mayhaps interested in trading your soul for something r...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine perks up. “How cool we talkin?”
Seir Genevieve
Seir leans and whispers to something to him, it was way too cool for our mortal ears to understand so we'll leave it at that.
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine is incapable of handling such knowledge. Smoke starts coming out of his ears and he falls to the ground. His finals words were “That’s so god damn cool...”
Ephemeria Spring
At this point, Ephee had come to accept this as a part of her routine, with the answer being an inevitable one. "N-n... Uh, what's the cool thing this time?"
Seir Genevieve
"A plant" Seir wiggles his eyebrows. "You like those don't you? Oh yes you do."
Midnight
Depends how cool
Seir Genevieve
"Cooler than you"
Midnight
That's not very cool
Halley
"Is it as cool as a box?" A box of what, you may ask? Nothing, just a plain, empty box. Yes, Lil' Miss Halley here really thinks boxes are cool. As long as she can sit in them, she's happy.
Seir Genevieve
"It's cool as a box but if the box was even cooler than a box"
Halley
"Is it a box WITHIN a box!?" She exclaimed as her eyes lit up with excitement. "What is it! What! Is! It!! I wanna knoooooow!!"
Seir Genevieve
"First soul!" Seir grins and extends his hoof, expecting payment.
Halley
"What kind of soul?" Halley scratches her chin with her hoof. "Is it legit?"
Seir Genevieve
Seir keeps his hoof extended. "If you want a printed contract form I can fetch you one? You can read the details there but I heavily advice you to sign first and then read it."
Ghostbit
"Uh....Sure but i doubt you can really give me in return something that i might like..." He Said munching down on his poison joke cookie's
Ghostbit
:P
Phoenix Genevieve
Phoenix gives him 5 stars on Yelp
Seir Genevieve
"I didn't think it was possible to love you more, but I love you more"
Phoenix Genevieve
Phoenix gives him a gay smooch
Seir Genevieve
Seir smooches back and awkwardly continues trying to work after readjusting his bow tie.
Baron Redpath
"All i came to do was give poptarts... aaaand again you'll have to ask my wife"
Seir Genevieve
"Can't you ask her for me?"
Baron Redpath
"Nnnnn no. You ask"
Joki Konjo
"Sorry, pretty sure the Navy still has my soul. You're more than welcome to try and steal it back from them."
Damean the paranormal detective
"As a completely neutral third party who is in no way associated with this service I can say that I was very satisfied and would sell my soul again. If I had a second one"
Seir Genevieve
“And we’d buy it again, random satisfied citizen!” Seir winks.
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