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by on June 9, 2020
Pride isn't gonna put in the effort to actually test anything. These ideas are just on his mind right now Playing Smash Melee on Dolphin emulator is so painfully laggy. Melee is way too sensitive to lag for him to tolerate even if it's as little as 1 frame. He's tried it before on a gaming monitor used at EVO tournaments, aka "The EVO monitor" and at native resolution, it has 8.3 ms of lag. Upscaling the Wii's 480p resolution to 1080p makes monitors have to process the smaller image and up sc...
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by on June 9, 2020
Once pollen season 100% ends, Pride's gonna practice some archery while listening to anime dubs so he can multitask looking at screens less (hopefully improving eye sight) and listening to fun stories But also, social media is fake because everyone fakes themselves into making the best presentable versions of themselves for attention and approval. The internet connects people from far away, but those connections will always be severely limited. Everything seen is through a screen and everythi...
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by on June 8, 2020
today i learned that there is/was a shrek musical! who let this happen. who let this happen WITHOUT telling me. why. that is all. -battflavorednoodles ...
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by on June 6, 2020
If I'm gonna go back to RPing with people I was RPing before I need to clarify some shit, mainly why the fuck Abby looks different The story is that my wonderful friend that RP's her hubby Lyle mentioned wanting kiddos a while back. Now cause I'm a stickler of an admin and really mean to my characters, Aubade can't have kiddos cause she's trans male to female. As her backstory was that she's not even FROM Equestria originally and basically woke up here cursed after dying elsewhere, it was part ...
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by on June 6, 2020
Abakan was sitting next to the entry of the reactor control room. He had taken place on an old wood chair. In his hand a rifle. His eyes were carefully watching the group of scientists that hat gathered around the multiple Displays of the main control panel from where the new Experiment was controlled. The scientist seemed very excited about this new experiment. "what's all this about exactly." Abakan turned his head to look at Dr. Grostky who had been standing next to Abakan. "A new experiment....
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by on June 5, 2020
Crunchyroll struck down a 60 frames/second conversion of an anime OP that's been on an alternate channel of mine for like a year Could they be polite enough to just block the video instead of being strike addicted? Probably half of every strike I've ever received was from Crunchyroll I know clip uploading is in a gray area and I set myself a 2 minute clip because I think that's a fair length without getting too close to stealing territory. I hate when shows get worldwide copyright blocked ...
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by on June 3, 2020
[i]You know those dreams that always seem to crop back up when you sleep? The ones with the same house, the same town, the same plot, and it's usually some sort of wish fulfillment? Tink was having one of those. It was actually nice for her. Given her sleeping habits, getting good dreams was nice. This one was that good recurring dream. The one where she was back in her kitchen with her mother and father. And with all four limbs. It was a Saturday, which was her favorite day-she was always a co...
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by on June 1, 2020
Phoenix's blade glinted in the moon light as he sat in the tall oak tree but it was not the blade of his scimitar, This blade was far more dangerous. Despite being smaller. It was a beautifully crafted dagger, A well balanced blade and a sturdy handle. One could hardly blame the pegasus for picking it up even if picking it up was a grave mistake. It was odd, he had found the dagger in a small little cave that a small wyvern was using as a den. He smiled softly as he remembered the battle he had ...
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by on June 1, 2020
//Loooore. New character. Based back when he first became a pony, and when he first arrived in the city he’d eventually learn to call his home. Screams of agony and pain echoed all around, with horrific images of slaughter flashing through his mind. He heard the vicious snarls and growls, followed by the hollering and cries as teeth tore through flesh and bone. The images and sounds only got clearer and more intense, until they were like a drum beating within his head, sending vibrations t...
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by on June 1, 2020
Nearly three weeks of constant battle. With freshly battle-scarred bodies, and exhausted minds the two casters trudge through the darkness ahead. The only light they have comes from a light cantrip being cast by the wizard. The light only illuminates 30 feet ahead with their path ahead shrouded in darkness. The two stopped trying to lighten the mood days ago. At this point they were both aware of how hopeless their situation was. They were sent in here to die. If the thing they were sent in here...
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by on May 27, 2020
Many years ago, there were only hills in the area near the forest, thick and rolling, natural wild flowers growing atop them. Fertile and empty, the land was left alone for quite some time, waiting for the right group to come across it...And one day they did. Two rabbit beastkins, a sailor and a florist, came here to settle. Taking inspiration from ancient ancestors, the two began to create their home on the side of a hill, lovingly dubbed ‘The Burrow’. Over time wildflowers were joined by culti...
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by on May 27, 2020
The air that was once calm and soft became increasingly humid and thick to breathe. The beautiful forest scenery began to melt and metamorphose into a swampy waste with dangerous cliffs and crags. The colors of the environment began to turn dark greys and greens, beautiful deciduous trees fading away to overhanging and gloomy coniferous flora. The swamps were murky, hiding whatever critters or dangers that called this hostile environment home. They could hear the calls of wild birds, scavengers ...
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by on May 26, 2020
FZZZsssst. FZZsst. FZZZSSsssst. Amity sighed quietly as sweat dripped down from his brow. He'd grunt every time he'd attempt to focus, his horn going from dull blue to a deep cyan as his magic rose with intensity. Gritting his teeth, a soft aura formed around a small rock in front of him on the ground. It would start to wobble and shake, matching the intensity of the glow from Amity's horn. "GAH!" The red stallion's horn sparked out, leaving a few shallow scorch marks against Amity's foreh...
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by on May 25, 2020
Many centuries ago... Deep in the Everfree Forest a long, ferocious battle was coming to an end... William was tired, battered, and loosing blood fast. If the manticore didn't kill him, the blood loss and venom coursing through his body would. However his injuries didn't deter his spirit, his will to fight on. He had to slay this beast, he absolutely had to! The stallion spat out a bit of blood and pushed himself up with the end of his spear, breathing ragged and sight growing blurry. He coul...
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by on May 24, 2020
//Ey! It's Tony lore time! "Captain's log number one. Equis Date 4/6/2179. This is Captain Nathaniel Vreems of the starship Reconnoiter. Our crew departed from Equestria exactly one week ago. We've just reached the edge of the Equis star system, and are making plans to head for the Kepler22 star system in order to investigate Kepler-22b for the possible habitation of Equestrians on the planet. Our mission is largely an expeditionary, and scientific one, but we have been granted the power ...
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by on May 24, 2020
"Where are we? It's… so dark." She heard the adolescent teen express a soft concern from her back; eyes kept focused on the dark steps descending the stairwell with a beat of excitement pulsing her heart. Her calm gentle pace seemed to vanish any trace of initial worry, reverberating down and up the narrow steps. "It's alright, 'Phee, the lights are just really old here - and afternoon! I was wondering if you were going to wake anytime soon," the mare cheerily whispered over, only to receive a...
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by on May 23, 2020
Albho was a very small village hidden inside a cave deep within the Crystal Mountains, a veritable asylum close to the Frozen North. Despite it being a cave, there was a luminescence shimmering from the town, gems and crystals lining the roof of the cave above the wooden huts and cabins that the inhabitants called home. Unlike most villages and cities, there were a variety of species living here: Pegasi that had developed thicker and more complex feather layers, griffins with similar adaptations...
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by on May 23, 2020
No pony knows what has become of Solaris's only son the mother passed away after childbirth and then taken in and raised by cherry's long time friend Sky a blue pegasus. Northern Equestria was now ruled by the crystal empire with Cadence and Shining armor as their rulers. The city coltenheim and the lands surrounding it were abandoned and unpopulated save for a few dragons that lived in the mountains. The years passed and now Princess Twilight Sparkle now rules Equestria which has become more di...
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by on May 23, 2020
In the darkness a door opens as light shines into a massive library "I been witness to many things" said the mysterious pony in his thoughts "death....war......peace and most of all treachery and now I look back on my bloodline realizing that we came so far and fought for something that started small then turned into something bigger" he continues to walk down the halls of the library as he trots over to  a large thick and dusty book titles "history of Northern Equestria and bloodlines of prince...
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by on May 23, 2020
A cloud of steam left his breath as the red stallion looked out towards the snow swirling and blanketing the mountain range before him. High peaks rose as far as the eye could see, the mountains capped with a white hue that left them pale enough to blend in with the rest of the scenery around them. He would've been left there, amazed at how beautifully treacherous the landscape was before he was prodded from behind, one of two griffin sherpas nudging him to keep return back to the journey. Amity...
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by on May 23, 2020
Dear Princess NotLightbulb, No, wait. Um. DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA, Moth is very thankful for the giant lightbulb in the sky. He is sad he cannot stare at it though. ...
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by on May 22, 2020
Anecdotal stories time, yay! So 1 time I was in the mall in line at Panda Express and a woman approached me asking if I could pay for her meal because she has 2 kids to feed. I just automatically gave her $1 without a thought. But then she asked for more. So then I just awkwardly stared at her and noticed a significant detail around her neck that only then struck my attention like a nail. She was wearing a pearl necklace! Even if it's fake, you can't pretend to look rich while asking for mone...
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by on May 20, 2020
"No no no! Not like that! Like this!" A red maned stallion shouts as he demonstrates a section of music on his guitar. "What do you mean Roy? That's what I'm playing." The straw hat wearing bassist protests as he repeats what he'd just played. Asuka slumps down on her stool. This was going to be a while. She snuggles up inside her hoodie as she tries to conserve body heat. Over on the broken couch the backup guitarist was doing the same. They were supposed to have band practice at Roy's place, b...
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by on May 20, 2020
A warm breeze rolled down the golden dunes of Old Antioch, dragging along the salty ocean air and the sound of waves from beyond. Zerathur slowed to a halt and raised one of the front legs, covering the eyes just in time to protect them from a waft of sand that followed the breeze. "Windy! the perfect weather for some good waves. The sun is quite warm today though, isn't it?" A moment of silence followed, but it wouldn't last long. "Oh, no joke, Sherlock!" Mel burst into laughter somewhere behin...
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by on May 18, 2020
In the middle of the hardest of thunderstorms Bok had ever witnessed on this new world’s surface, she had prepared for weeks anticipating the perfect moment to try and bring her destroyed Starship’s system back up, if only for one minute! Only long enough to send one measly signal… Bok’s ship was decorated with long antennae all over the top like a porcupine’s back, and the grass around it was sprinkled with wind turbine structures, she needed all the energy she could harvest, every last watt...
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by on May 18, 2020
. I want it all I want your love to fill my heart I want your soul to devour My discontent if you refuse ...
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by on May 17, 2020
There is a reason behind everything, such is the way of Whisper and there is a reason how she developed a certain phobia that only comes out during the summer month and beach weather. It all started when... Whisper sat in the back of the carriage wearing her summer straw hat and trying to bite and nom on the edge of it, on either side is her two adopted Dads Mitch on her left and Rory on her right, they had realized that she should not spend all her time in gelding grotto surrounded by th...
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by on May 16, 2020
Spirit Weaver woke up dead. Quite an oxymoron, yes. One couldn’t just… wake up dead, could they? At least that wasn’t something that made sense to her. She’d read the phrase once in a novel and couldn’t stifle the laugh that came afterwards. And yet…. Here she was. She woke up. She was dead. This must have just been one of those out of body experiences that she’d heard about. She was some ways above the ground, the forest floor damp below her. In the brush was where she lay. She could hardly...
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by on May 16, 2020
MISSION: The FD-256 ATC's main function is the protection and transportation of high-value materials and objects through space, especially that of sectors with high piracy and assault rates. High-value materials and objects can be those of high-demand or extreme danger such as expensive building material to low-density nuclear reactor engine cores, all of which can be safely transported within the craft's cargo hold and kept from harm. FEATURES: The armored transport craft utilizes cargo s...
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by on May 15, 2020
********BODY WORN CAMERA AVAILABLE FROM DARREN CUFFS #0287******** CHARGE 1: Hold 3 @ Equestrian Marshal Office - Warrant #F82139862, Aggravated Assault of Peace Officer - Serious Bodily Injury - Deadly Weapon, No Bond - Warrant #F29519284, Possession of Controlled Substance - PG 1 - 50G < 100G, 4,300 Bits ...
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by on May 13, 2020
Its been almost half a decade since the one known simply as "Leader" had overthrown the Princesses and taken over almost all of Equestria, or at least the remnants of it. The once great and peaceful land known as Equestria is gone, long gone. As anyone could have guessed the ponies of this land didn't exactly take too kindly to somepony simply taking the throne and declaring themselves dictator. Those who opposed Leader would soon be silenced by either fear or death and entire cities would be cr...
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by on May 11, 2020
Jenny's sunset was an 8-year-old filly. Jenny was a happy girl and lived a happy life. While she wasn't in the best situations, she can always look to her best friend. Her best friend was named Laughing Lisa. Jenny's parents abused her daily to vent their frustrations on Jenny. They would keep her locked up in a dirty, darkroom. They would beat her black and blue. Never enough to draw blood and with that Jenny knew that they loved her even just a little bit. A false hope. Clinging so desperately...
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by on May 10, 2020
Time passed, as it often did, continuing its ceaseless march into oblivion. Spirit followed alongside it, as did the rest of the world. Thoughts of the past few weeks had faded into the background. The name still stuck in her mind, though. Taproot. Grass Roots Apothecary. She finally had a name to who started this. To who… forced this life upon her. Spirit had spent the day in Canterlot, wandering the market district, but never straying too far from a central location. The shop, itself. To think...
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by on May 9, 2020
// This will be a multi-part (hopefully series) about what I have spent too much time to be considered healthy on building. Thank you for your Patience. The somber sounds of a crackling fire filled the nights sky, the light reflecting off shimmering armor of silver and pure white. A looming figure sat upon a well worn in log, his face somewhat obscured by the fading light of the flames. However the light blue of his eyes, like that of frozen glaciers seemed to almost glow as he leaned forward...
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by on May 9, 2020
Just a boring Blog nothing to see here.
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by on May 7, 2020
Hello! I figured that since I posted info on my universe's timelines, I figured I'd also place a post here about the main villains we fight, now with Herbert P. Bear restored as one of our villains! These will be villains that we'll be facing in ALL timelines (Except EoI and Knight Wolf's Timeline in terms of his demon.) ---- Nega Stickbot Alpha Public Enemy #1 Threat level: Extremely High ...
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